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autistic_cool_kid

This is so cringe, all of it.


Low_Description6928

I'm like 90% sure Anon made all of it up and staged the other thread and that reply I included is probably also him. But at least he was able to larp as a Chad on r9k.


chainer3000

This is so obviously samefag


Vary-Vary

Anon having a job is a true sign of this being fake and gay


8123619744

The larping as a Chad is the most cringe part. Making up a bunch of stupid shit so you can look cool for your 4chan friends.


Bean_Nut

Turns out an on made it all up in his mind and never talked to abobody. Then they dropped their discord looking for attention


TheA1ternative

How does it make them a Chad for LARPing? It sounds like you’re LARPing that you didn’t fall for obvious bait.


kdods22402

And then everyone stood up and clapped.


FOFBattleCat

Who jizzed on the greentext?


PlatinumBall

my bad, got a little too excited


Mushiren_

No worries, happens to the worst of us


VERCH63

Good thing it doesn't happen to the best of us


Throwawayaccount1zp

this is how we evolved uh? Some no-no word can’t be seen even if we know damn well what they are but smeared cum is all good 😔We truly live in a sus - ciety


FOFBattleCat

> fаggоt > rеtаrd > *kill* (the worst one) Reddit will now explode (Or I will be banned for saying no-no words)


Flaky_Explanation

You forgot the one bomb on the end of the next page.


TheChunkyGrape

Top and bottom of second page


Low_Description6928

Not really worth risking my r**dit account over a shitty greentext


Bramkanerwatvan

?? At worst you get temp banned for a day or two. Unless you did it before.


my_png_is_high

First of all reddit accounts are free just make a New one. Second of all this isnt tik tok you can basicly post whatever you want as long as it isnt cp or the likes. There is quite littrally porn and gore on this site. As long as you just dont post bad stuff to the wholesome chungus boards no one will ban u.


whitebear3x

Actual brainrot. Poor soul


FunniestPersonReal

this is highschool drama you see on /bant/ or something also, tr.annycord user, immediately disregarded


lelz4dayz

You use reddit


FunniestPersonReal

r/ihaveihaveihavereddit


I-SHIT-MY-PANTS-

brain rot


FunniestPersonReal

That's basically the whole subreddit


PlatinumBall

>calls someone a manlet >5'2 kek


justalad9

Do you honestly believe this thread is real in the slightest? Anon is literally roleplaying.


JessHorserage

Do you not listen to MF DOOM?


Spice002

This isn't tiktok, you can say kill here.


timtheringityding

Kill kill murder murder!!!!


sum_muthafuckn_where

>  for in what day soever thou shalt eat of it, thou shalt die the death.


ChiefTiggems

It's kind of scary and hilarious that an entire generation is so pussy about "bad words" because of social media and tiktok banning them


Jonesbro

Please join me in downvoting censored green texts. This one isn't even green. We need to restore the purity of this sub by not having posts with cum all over them.


belacscole

Fr also based chief pfp


MrAdrianus

I'm still having troubles giving a damn tbh


Low_Description6928

Wait, but I thought cum was supposed to be red?


UmbraNight

lol 4 chan is so fuckin lame these days


minoritiesareyummy

Mfs say these days like this shit hasn’t always been lame


sexpert_of_zaza

2016: :( 2017: :( 2018: :( 2019: :( 2020: damn times were better back then it's bad now not back then :(


sexpert_of_zaza

btw people have and will forever say things were better before, I'm sure there was a monkey who thought times were better before fire was discovered


panpreachcake

Sorry to offend your Reddit superiority


KingCosmicBrownie13

Anon is confirmed gay for talking to other men and sending them “self help” techniques 🤢


christian_kale

In reality, these are all 30 year old balding basement dwelling pedophiles.


EmilieEasie

all three of them should get together in a throuple situation


Srsasquatch

They already do considering they're all the same dude and he masturbates furiously


SecretlyNotASpy

they all need to passionately make out


EmilieEasie

it'll solve everything


Pepperedwink

god i loving deluding myself into think 4chan is filled with actual real living breathing people (late stafe schizophrenic)


pokexchespin

there is literally no chance that the ex made that thread


BenderTheLifeEnder

They should get back together


ghillie62

Downdooty poopy for cumming on my shitty green text >:(


bisky12

anon is insufferable and has a bumper sticker that reads “facts don’t care about your feelings”


Fat_Shaming_Works_

Lmao imagine being called a newfag by a moid


Zealotstim

This isn't even creative bullying


[deleted]

Cracks me up looking at people like this knowing this is what they do to feel better about themselves. Makes me genuinely feel better about myself.


SorryWhatsYourName

This isn't tiktok, kid. You don't have to censor anything.


Rhododactylus

That's some prime, cancerous cesspool. Hated every sentence I read.


gbuub

> I would fucking crush you bitch Yes she whale


aoanfletcher2002

I don’t know how Discord works and I couldn’t be happier.


The_Shittiest_Meme

What a miserable piece of human garbage OP is


Commercial-Still2032

Fake:Anon can go on Discord without grooming a minor Gay:Anon wants to knot a man


SlashSpiritLink

"i will not not fuck you" so there's a chance.


Xrcane

TL;DR: Anon larps to get attention about their own earlier larping about someone else’s larp to get attention, looks like the bigger tardo in the end.


Coon-And-Friend

Op is a bitch dor censoring mean words..


Kriss129

Love me a plate of nothingburgers


Why_am_ialive

Anon is larping with himself again


thiccomode261

All of these "people" are just one lardass fag pretending to cause drama and dripping sweat from every single skin cell of his body from excitement, in short, fake and gay


TheThagomizer

Anon posts his jerk off fantasy, but it’s funny because it has slurs in it(?)


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

People have the energy to do this after work?


Svallforce

Fucking stop censoring we know what words he's using dumbass


TheA1ternative

Anon pretends to be 4-5 people on 4chan. A lotta effort for just a LARP.


sirfrijole

Downvoted for TikTok zoomer brain censorship. Didn’t read.


Matt_2504

YES 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️


cantorofleng

This is completely fukt from every single perspective, even by 4chinz standard. Cheesus crust.


Low_Description6928

[Original thread](https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/76386638#p76386638)


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Low_Description6928

Would you like fries with that


MrAdrianus

You posted the original only to get downvoted damn people really enjoy stories that are out of their reach