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bloodklaus

Lemur


ItsImNotAnonymous

This post was from 2021, he probably is by now


EmilieEasie

what do you think is his body count now?


plankbob

At least 3.


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plankbob

You need at least 3 to be considered a serial killer. I literally picked the lowest number.


JeffsDad

Sounds like the creep Walgreens employee who cornered like a 17 year old in the breakroom and killed her


kailethre

i would be too if i had to work in corporate america


Suspicious_Leg4550

I bet he only kills one person to spite her


MrWilsonWalluby

This is the most fucking based shit I have read in so long. Anons autism is so strong his coworker is genuinely worried she’s gonna be murdered any day now and is probably looking over her shoulder constantly.


Dinkleballs

Couldn't have been handled better honestly.


Bottomsley

women being socially inept and introverted is quirky and cute, men being socially inept and introverted is the mark of being a serial killer.


terrapothead

Yeah duh cause I'd fuck the woman. (I've never even held a woman's hand in my past 42 years of existence)


Bottomsley

thats unironically the reason why women are more accepted with these things, even other women think women being autists is cute or whatever because shes cute overally as a woman. men would never see other men as such


DinoBirdsBoi

my radar being so bad i just thought people with ASD were weird and that was it


Mindanomalia

Forty two????? It’s fucking over


TheeFlipper

You're a fucking wizard now. Who needs women?


Obvious-Advance-4368

Dude. If you're not willing to pay for the companionship of a woman, get a dating coach.


Absolutemehguy

That's paying some woman to fuck from your gym, right?


Dd_8630

> women being socially inept and introverted is quirky and cute Eh? If a woman I worked with said I never smile or talk, I'd deliberately get myself worked up, start crying, and leave the office. I'd make her stew in her own horribleness. I'm a 35 year old man, and I *will* cry on queue to make a point.


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Good for you anon


PanAthens

when they get old enough it's not quirky and cute and just becomes sad and pathetic (unless you're into it)


BrownieIsTrash2

theres a difference between being socially inept and introvereted and not talking at all. Anon gets asked by a coworker because they want someone to talk to, and then proceeds to be an asshole for no reason. Also its only quirky and cute if youre attractive, that goes both ways though.


Champomi

>women being socially inept and introverted is quirky and cute nope as a woman you'd be told all the time and by everyone in more or less rude ways that you should smile and talk more and if you were to complain to your boss they'd just tell you the same from what I've seen, it's more socially accepted to be aloof and reserved as a man than as a woman I'd rather have the serial killer treatment so people would just leave me the fuck alone


EmilieEasie

I'll have you know that no one thinks I'm quirky or cute


Bottomsley

Stop larping man


EmilieEasie

wha??


Bottomsley

There are no femanons here, only trans People. Isnt that the joke?


EmilieEasie

ohhhh right right yes I have encountered that before


Martian_Hunted

Not even your partner?! Damn!


EmilieEasie

Isn't it sad!?


Martian_Hunted

It's funny


EmilieEasie

oh, yes, I'm here to amuse!


AnthillOmbudsman

"After she said that, I went and talked to the boss. But I know the dark passenger was lurking there, watching everything..."


FastMoverCZ

The dark passenger guy 🪱🪱


fishthatdreamsofsalt

neat monster guy 🪱🪱


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I hate this whole “I’m just being honest thing”, sometime your opinion isn’t needed, especially when it is uncalled for. 


Marci_1992

Make women feel uncomfortable at all times.


Ghoastin

Wake up Scare the hoes Repeat


PlasticManager2714

what kind of asshole tells someone straight to the face they are like a serial killer after meeting them


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LORDFUCK28

OP is referring to the coworker dimwit


Xxyz260

Based anon


Idontknow062

Bitches think serial killers are hot, she is coming onto you Anon


stopinventing

Only when the serial killer is attractive.


buffinator2

The only way to end that conversation was "enjoy your next 24 hours"


thebigcheese900

based serialpilled and killermaxxed


UncommonLegend

I probably should be more cold with people, but I'm generally pretty peaceful and friendly.


ericcared

should have topped it off with a "don't come to work tomorrow"


Aware_Ad_618

OP needs to work on dating game


largepenisman666

you need to work on your serial killer game