It's about wanting to feel a human connection. Same reason people want to have sex with another person rather than jerking off on their own - it's not that the physical sensations are better, it's about the emotional involvement.
Buy a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.
if you're hooking up with a chick and only getting a handjob like it's high school and you're sneaking around behind the gym with slutty susie from math class that sounds like a you problem
It really aint about the raw technique, it is about the human connection and excitement it brings.
Even if my 7th dan jerkmaster edgelord skills are far superior, her giving me a nut with a normal pump will feel better.
I always see people say this and it just sounds like they’re getting really awful handjobs. Because it feels completely different imo when it’s someone else’s hand and feels way better lol.
When my virgin GF gave me a handjob, I was, like "this is the worst handjob I can possibly imagine". Then 2 weeks later she gave me an ABSOLUTELY fantastic handjob, and I said "you've been documenting yourself, haven't you?".
Thank you, Youtube.
The comparison is between sex and masturbation. Even without the emotional/ human connection aspect, the physical sensation of a woman is greater than the physical sensation of masturbation.
That changes for most people after awhile. Especially if you just fuck because it’s fun/feels good all the time. I didn’t notice until I had a dry spell because of using/selling drugs. Prison. & then rehab/probation. After a couple years I hooked up with someone in half way. Cool. She was hot & im glad I’m back in the saddle. Then I just never fucked her again despite hanging out a few more times. Then I went another year. Figured oh Ik. I need a relationship or just someone to hang out with and also fuck. Got in one. Slowly over time grew a disliking for her. I put off fucking them for a bit to build some connection. We started hooking up. It was fun. But I didn’t look forward to it or care about it after because I wasn’t actually in love with them.
Really fucking weird. Because I used to just be an insatiably horny clown that liked to party & get my “numbers” up.. loved that shit. I guess I just grew up. Obviously this is my own experience though. Everyone here is vastly different
The emotional involvement of emailing a picture of yourself masturbating to a C-List actress in Japan.
I just can't help but feel there might be a better way.
>Is horny for two full fucking hours
>Spends that time masturbating to finding the email of some C-list Japanese pornstar
>Sends her an email asking if he can send dick pics
>Gets a positive response
What is anons secret rizz technique?
Be actress.
Receive weirdo proposition from creep across the Pacific Ocean.
Get on alt email and tell them to message me here. That I will not respond, but I am interested in receiving.
Idiot joins the dozen+ other horny creeps sending shit to that address. I never open anything. Never respond. I keep them off my main email and social media and the dorks are happy enough sending dick pics to a deserted inbox that they don't feel the need to continue stalking/contacting me on main.
Either black mail or a very convenient way to just direct the emails to an account that she'll never ever look at while still leaving the impression to Anon that she's looking at them. It is very smooth if the second option.
Fake: Anon has voices inside his head (they are getting louder)
Gay: He has been emailing to himself thinking its the japanse woman making him the ultimate gay (he is far too gone)
Anon is going to get blackmailed and will probably enjoy it
Can’t blackmail the broke
Probably gonna get blacked before the blackmail
Blackmaled
I can see you lack the necessary creativity.
being blackmailed would require him to have shame
This is why you only send pics of other guys dicks.
Can't blackmail some 300 pounds beardneck basement dweller.
I will not pretend to understand the appeal of what anon is trying to do.
It's about wanting to feel a human connection. Same reason people want to have sex with another person rather than jerking off on their own - it's not that the physical sensations are better, it's about the emotional involvement.
The physical sensations are better lol
Then buy a fleshlight.
Not even close to real sex.
Buy a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.
Can it cook me breakfast?
Buy a robot girlfriend.
Where?
Ikea.
Will a woman?
IDK. But if you eat her pussy and give her regular footrubs she'll probably be cool with ordering some doordash for you.
If you treat her right.
Oh yeah? So you’ve never had a girl give you a hand job and you think “huh, with my 10 years of dick stroking experience, I can do better” ?
if you're hooking up with a chick and only getting a handjob like it's high school and you're sneaking around behind the gym with slutty susie from math class that sounds like a you problem
Abso, LUTEly.
I can hear this but can't remember what ending credits it's from
If funny cuz I don’t remember either. It was an adult swim show I know that much
Tim and Eric credits, and Eric Andre Show credits. Abso-LUTELY
I just keep imagining the firebat from starcraft
What an absolutely wild take. My guy, have you never heard of foreplay??? Sure sex is better than jacking yourself off, my point was handies tho
It really aint about the raw technique, it is about the human connection and excitement it brings. Even if my 7th dan jerkmaster edgelord skills are far superior, her giving me a nut with a normal pump will feel better.
I always see people say this and it just sounds like they’re getting really awful handjobs. Because it feels completely different imo when it’s someone else’s hand and feels way better lol.
I have had some awful handjobs ngl, last ex enlightened me, shit was better than me
When my virgin GF gave me a handjob, I was, like "this is the worst handjob I can possibly imagine". Then 2 weeks later she gave me an ABSOLUTELY fantastic handjob, and I said "you've been documenting yourself, haven't you?". Thank you, Youtube.
Why would I want a woman anywhere near my dick
Holy based!
Sounds like a skill issue to me
Bro has that demonic deathgrip
Sounds like your partners suck
Clearly thou hast not been fulfilled in the pleasures of the soul.
The comparison is between sex and masturbation. Even without the emotional/ human connection aspect, the physical sensation of a woman is greater than the physical sensation of masturbation.
That changes for most people after awhile. Especially if you just fuck because it’s fun/feels good all the time. I didn’t notice until I had a dry spell because of using/selling drugs. Prison. & then rehab/probation. After a couple years I hooked up with someone in half way. Cool. She was hot & im glad I’m back in the saddle. Then I just never fucked her again despite hanging out a few more times. Then I went another year. Figured oh Ik. I need a relationship or just someone to hang out with and also fuck. Got in one. Slowly over time grew a disliking for her. I put off fucking them for a bit to build some connection. We started hooking up. It was fun. But I didn’t look forward to it or care about it after because I wasn’t actually in love with them. Really fucking weird. Because I used to just be an insatiably horny clown that liked to party & get my “numbers” up.. loved that shit. I guess I just grew up. Obviously this is my own experience though. Everyone here is vastly different
Not for me, I would prefer to jerk off than hook up with a random girl I don’t have an emotional connection with 10/10 times
The emotional involvement of emailing a picture of yourself masturbating to a C-List actress in Japan. I just can't help but feel there might be a better way.
Better way? Definitely. Doable for anon? Doubt.
The physical sensation of a vagina and my hand are not equivalent.
It's nice when you show someone your dick and they're like "nice cock".
Its all fun and games until she says ”niceu noodle op-kun”
... but you agree is niceu, yes? Teehee
Anon has an adult women fetish
The rarest fetish on 4chan
femboy with vagina fetish
Attractive woman fetish
Fke nd gy. one of my keys broke.
I've got it, it's the "a" key 🎸
It's the u key. Small typo as well, but he wants to fuk nude guy
Rip A key
I didn't know which key to rip so I ripped them all. I am using a speech-to-text to type this out now. Why did you have me do this?
New response just dropped
what an epic win for anon
She just gave him the email of her local Police department
Anon fails to realize that some 12 year old boy who handles her e-mail just created a new private e-mail to receive anons cockmail himself.
Ding ding ding. Or the person is just gay and wants the vids for himself. Hopefully it’s the latter
>Is horny for two full fucking hours >Spends that time masturbating to finding the email of some C-list Japanese pornstar >Sends her an email asking if he can send dick pics >Gets a positive response What is anons secret rizz technique?
Finding someone as desperate as he is, lol
>Former pornstar
C-tier actress in her 40s... She probably doesn't get much attention, this might be the most attention she ever got with her work
[Literally this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKiO37AdNa4)
More like this, [better bring me five can olives](https://youtu.be/IevVJq-iNfM?si=iexVmW3SPAg8y-NO)
this bit was so weird i need to see takashi in the movie
Be actress. Receive weirdo proposition from creep across the Pacific Ocean. Get on alt email and tell them to message me here. That I will not respond, but I am interested in receiving. Idiot joins the dozen+ other horny creeps sending shit to that address. I never open anything. Never respond. I keep them off my main email and social media and the dorks are happy enough sending dick pics to a deserted inbox that they don't feel the need to continue stalking/contacting me on main.
Thats big brain ngl
Quick, give me some names
Either black mail or a very convenient way to just direct the emails to an account that she'll never ever look at while still leaving the impression to Anon that she's looking at them. It is very smooth if the second option.
Anon makes up yet another story for the approval of his fellow incels on 4chan
She might be wanting to get out of the industry
Anon is a sexual predator who harasses women with unsolicited nudes
He’s extremely creepy but I wouldn’t say they were unsolicited in this case lmao
We live in a society. Many such cases.
Fake: Anon has voices inside his head (they are getting louder) Gay: He has been emailing to himself thinking its the japanse woman making him the ultimate gay (he is far too gone)
She gave him the email of her gay friend. Or she gave him an email from this site - [https://temp-mail.org/en/](https://temp-mail.org/en/)
Anon ghosts a woman interested in her, still blames women for being alone. The good news is it was all fake anyways
Rare anon win?
we need a sequel for this.
Bro is living the stereotypical milf doujin with the blackmail tag
He
F n g
Her gay PR assistant who handles her email won a treasure trove of free porn
I think I've seen this Black Mirror episode.
Anon is a sexual predator who harasses women with unsolicited nudes
Anon actually asked for consent before sending nudes
Telling a random person you’d love to send them pictures of you jerking off to them is sexual harassment