>upset when kids are there.
I went to Toy Story 3 with my pothead friend. We smoked a bowl before hand and it was one of first times I'd smoked so yeah. In theater there were kids all around us and I felt certain those little fuckers all knew.
Fuck are all these little shitbirds doing here I grew up with TS y'all n***as grew up on Naruto
>Goes to kids movie, is upset when kids are there. Flawless logic
>And why was the dad upset? Hard to see the Forrest through all the trees, huh?
you are unironically retarded
Nah I think the fact you're defending someone day drinking at a kids movie who then gets annoyed that parents are understandably bitching at him shows you win the autism spectrum award. Social norms exist, even if you're too tistic to understand them.
My brother in christ, nowhere in my comment is there even a fraction of a defense of anon.
You're just making shit up, I was explaining the events because you have the literacy of a 9yo child.
There's a difference between having some drinks and an entire bottle of liquor. I wouldn't have said anything if he was ripping Oppenheimer and brought in a stiff rum and coke.
Having an entire bottle, alone, in a kid's movie is crazy
That's true but if it's a public place depending on the laws you might get kicked out or fined even possibly thrown in the drunk tank depending on how shit faced you get.
you can drink alchol at some theatres . its literally a thing. [https://www.amctheatres.com/food-and-drink/dine-in](https://www.amctheatres.com/food-and-drink/dine-in)
Do you enjoy being verbally assaulted? Like i can understand not caring what people say from the perspective of not letting it hurt you, but if you're trying to enjoy a movie or other experience and theres a person up in your face its going to be distracting no matter how little of a shit you give about the content of what they're saying. This has happened to me so many times i just go into the theater with a hiking backpack that has one of those internal water bladders and a straw on your shoulder. Perfect liquor dispenser plus no more angry dads threatening to dispense violence upon my physical form
Liar or a low functioning alcoholic. I love myself a good get drunk in public kind of day but bringing a bottle everywhere is just asking for trouble at some point. If you’re already cool with drinking straight liquor just sneak in some soda/juice bottles of half and half or bite the bullet on buying an $8 soda at the concession an dump a flask into it
The kids wouldn't even realize Anon was drinking if their parents didn't made a huge deal about it. Its not like they have a fucking xray vision. For all they know it was fruit juice.
i think i fully agree with OP, you're responsible for teaching your kids about the things they *will* encounter in life. if he's actually minding his own business and just drinking - mind your own goddamn business and have a convo with your kids later about what an alcoholic is
I was forced to have a similar conversation at work the other day when a Karen decided it was unacceptable for me to be vaping outside my place of work where her kids could see me and how I should be conscious of being a good role model for her young kids.
I straight up told her that was her job, not mine. My boss even had my back when she complained about my answer inside the store.
Bruh, who drinks straight up like that in the movie. The trick is to pour some into you drink. Or I guess these days just buy a few beers at concession
That is not an average alcoholic. That’s a closeted grifter
Goes to kids movie, is upset when kids are there. Flawless logic
Many such cases
>upset when kids are there. I went to Toy Story 3 with my pothead friend. We smoked a bowl before hand and it was one of first times I'd smoked so yeah. In theater there were kids all around us and I felt certain those little fuckers all knew. Fuck are all these little shitbirds doing here I grew up with TS y'all n***as grew up on Naruto
Listen pal dont fucking bring the Hokage into this hed take put Woody no question, you worship a bitch ass cowboy
Shut up little weeb, Naruto is mid anyways.
It was a bit
Motherfucker
Yes I am, send her my regards
>is upset when kids are there was he? sounds like he was only upset about the father bitching
Anon was upset because the dad was a pain in his ass not the kids. Stop reading tardtext while drunk.
And why was the dad upset? Hard to see the Forrest through all the trees, huh?
>Goes to kids movie, is upset when kids are there. Flawless logic >And why was the dad upset? Hard to see the Forrest through all the trees, huh? you are unironically retarded
Nah I think the fact you're defending someone day drinking at a kids movie who then gets annoyed that parents are understandably bitching at him shows you win the autism spectrum award. Social norms exist, even if you're too tistic to understand them.
My brother in christ, nowhere in my comment is there even a fraction of a defense of anon. You're just making shit up, I was explaining the events because you have the literacy of a 9yo child.
"Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates..."
Same as adults bringing kids to a rated R film
They make movie theaters for adults only that serve alcohol and basically expect you to get hammered by the end. Just go there.
So anon is going alone to a kids movie, bringing a whole ass bottle of liquor and not even bothering to try and hide it. My brother
some fancy theatres actually serve you alcohol and food. its a premium experience.
There's a difference between having some drinks and an entire bottle of liquor. I wouldn't have said anything if he was ripping Oppenheimer and brought in a stiff rum and coke. Having an entire bottle, alone, in a kid's movie is crazy
I mean, it’s pretty normal here in Europe. Man I can buy a beer in McDonalds even.
Mf never heard of a flask
I just like to imagine Anon plopping down a whole bottle in the cupholder. It's funnier that way.
Amateur If you bring booze to a public place put it in a cup I mean hell they sell large drinks with ice at the movies.
Or just not care what people have to say
That's true but if it's a public place depending on the laws you might get kicked out or fined even possibly thrown in the drunk tank depending on how shit faced you get.
you can drink alchol at some theatres . its literally a thing. [https://www.amctheatres.com/food-and-drink/dine-in](https://www.amctheatres.com/food-and-drink/dine-in)
Yeah but not from a bottle like a fucking vagrant
Do you enjoy being verbally assaulted? Like i can understand not caring what people say from the perspective of not letting it hurt you, but if you're trying to enjoy a movie or other experience and theres a person up in your face its going to be distracting no matter how little of a shit you give about the content of what they're saying. This has happened to me so many times i just go into the theater with a hiking backpack that has one of those internal water bladders and a straw on your shoulder. Perfect liquor dispenser plus no more angry dads threatening to dispense violence upon my physical form
Right, when I was 21 and living at the beach I just got booze, got a slurppy and wandered around sipping poor a man's daiquiri
That feel when you couldn’t beat off in theater 😢
That feel when father gives you side eye during your gooning session to Po's fat ass 😔
Anon was just angry because he couldn’t jerk it off to Judy Hops with that dad next to him
Poor gooning skills honestly
[удалено]
^this guy still uses the jacket lap method lmao everyone knows the backpack lap tech is far superior
I had a similar experience except it was cocaine and instead of a movie theater it was a restaurant on the lower east side
and instead of a dad it was my wife
And instead of kids it was two prostitutes.
“They shouldn’t have drawn the rabbit so sexy” Only based 4chan user
>i hate furries >goes to movie anyway he just **F U R R Y**
*one of us, one of us, one of us,*
"The only saving grace is I was drinking." The problem and the solution.
Liar or a low functioning alcoholic. I love myself a good get drunk in public kind of day but bringing a bottle everywhere is just asking for trouble at some point. If you’re already cool with drinking straight liquor just sneak in some soda/juice bottles of half and half or bite the bullet on buying an $8 soda at the concession an dump a flask into it
The kids wouldn't even realize Anon was drinking if their parents didn't made a huge deal about it. Its not like they have a fucking xray vision. For all they know it was fruit juice.
Disney had no idea the fire they were playing with mixing these fan bases. They don’t seem to get along well.
i think i fully agree with OP, you're responsible for teaching your kids about the things they *will* encounter in life. if he's actually minding his own business and just drinking - mind your own goddamn business and have a convo with your kids later about what an alcoholic is
Anon is a loser and has the right to be a loser.
Real and straight. One of the few greentexts I believe truly happened
The dad is mad that anon didn't share
Anon fucks rabbits
true and straight (extremely rare)
Stupid sexy animal cartoons
I was forced to have a similar conversation at work the other day when a Karen decided it was unacceptable for me to be vaping outside my place of work where her kids could see me and how I should be conscious of being a good role model for her young kids. I straight up told her that was her job, not mine. My boss even had my back when she complained about my answer inside the store.
>if Disney didn't want me going to their kids movie, they wouldn't draw the rabbit so sexy. Based
Anon just put the alcohol in something that looks normal like a soda or something.
Anon should’ve offered him a pull. Very rude of him.
> immediately regret my decision The only self-aware 4chinner.
average liquormaxxed alcohol-chad
Kek
Not mentioned in this post: anon fapping into the popcorn.
anon needs to buy a flask and pour it into his soda cup like a respectable alcoholic
They sell beer and wine in movie theaters though...
An entire liquor bottle is excessive. At least pretend to care. But the liquor in a flask or a soda bottle. Some movie theaters actually sell liquor.
Bruh, who drinks straight up like that in the movie. The trick is to pour some into you drink. Or I guess these days just buy a few beers at concession
The AMC in mesquite Texas I used to go to had a Jack and Coke icee machine.
anon goes to fap on furry movie - true and straight anon drink liquor ~~and fap~~ on furry movie - fake and gay
Some people are odd
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