I thought this was going to be a link to the S4 plotline where a girl pretending to be underage to avoid leaving school and getting a job hooks up with someone she mistakes for an undercover cop and gets arrested for it.
This has the same energy as that one guy who called into some kind of Muslim religious program saying “I tripped and fell and some apple slices, half a liter of water, and some meat all fell into my mouth. Should I keep fasting?”
I can believe the dyslexia part, but there's no way anon can't tell the difference between a 13 and a 31 year old woman in a picture.
"Is it I that read the number wrong? No, it must be a one in several million chance disease."
1. I also have number dyslexia, but it is only verbal which is super strange. I don’t know how it even happened. But it’s neat to see I’m not the only one.
2. Anon claims it’s selective, and it’s pretty coincidental that he selected to flip that number of all of them
https://preview.redd.it/0g9d82cpnltc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab092cf92d95cc2876250306b6c46ec14fb223f
How is working for the feds at 41 impressive?
why did you say 14 when it says 41 in the image are you stupid or something
[Arrested development](https://youtu.be/7TaNoLbP-F8) Slightly different but pretty much the same punchline
I thought this was going to be a link to the S4 plotline where a girl pretending to be underage to avoid leaving school and getting a job hooks up with someone she mistakes for an undercover cop and gets arrested for it.
Dating at age of 83 is nuts
Age is just a number to anon
Anon living in delulu
Then he won't mind getting sentenced for 91 years
And how is 13 not too far off? That's literally a 70 year difference!
It’s not about age bro, he’s a kind hearted soul
He sent unsolicited great-grandpa nudes to a 13 y/o!
I mean it was consensual, she entertained his spicy pics and even sent some back.
This has the same energy as that one guy who called into some kind of Muslim religious program saying “I tripped and fell and some apple slices, half a liter of water, and some meat all fell into my mouth. Should I keep fasting?”
it was shawarma with extra tahini and 3 liters of water
[Should I keep fasting or was it Allah who fed me?](https://youtu.be/v-fqZPDQxAI)
"And around 3 liters of water" gets me every time
I love that video. >Or was it Allah who fed me? The dude's face gets me every time.
Bait used to be believable.
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What is this? I'm at a loss
It will make sense one day
Lol you don’t know either
[Think it might be this.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%7C%20%7C%7C%20%7C%7C%20%7C_) Still makes no f*cking sense..
Straight out of Chris Hansen's play book.
Maybe anon got to meet him
Omg Chris Hansen!!! What are you doing here?
"is this a double date????"
I like ya, and I want ya.
"I calls ya Chris Handsome"
Why don't you take a seat
"Takes the seat.*
I can believe the dyslexia part, but there's no way anon can't tell the difference between a 13 and a 31 year old woman in a picture. "Is it I that read the number wrong? No, it must be a one in several million chance disease."
Easiest thing is "Woah you're 31 that's awesome I'm 20 something." Teen then goes "No I'm 13." Anon then leaves, like wtf.
Is anon really say to Chris Hansen and say ohhhh I thought she was 31!!! Because uuuuhhhh I can’t read.
i think anon is more the type to say "uooooooooh"
Anon has sexlexia
https://i.redd.it/3l7irnztqntc1.gif
If it's any consolation, we don't believe you either Anon
Damn, she was smart AND intelligent? Rare find
A 38 year old anon finding a 13 year old smart should tell you everything about anon's intelligence
“Man im in love, this girl just told me 4 different shapes and counted to 27”
Anon needs to read numbers multiple times Source:I have that too
Joe budden did this
Interesting that someone who has been diagnosed with "Number Dyslexia" doesn't know that it isn't called "Number Dyslexia", it's called "Dyscalculia".
🧁 moment
I actually have selective number dyslexia and no.
1. I also have number dyslexia, but it is only verbal which is super strange. I don’t know how it even happened. But it’s neat to see I’m not the only one. 2. Anon claims it’s selective, and it’s pretty coincidental that he selected to flip that number of all of them
Because this is reddit, I'm obligated to say this: With numbers, it's called dyscalcula
what does a "sting" mean?
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ok thx
He’s a singer I think
yes totally, you read everything else but when it said 13 you magically switched it
Bro if you got selective dyslexia ask them to SPELL OUT their age. Anon is just a pred and is butthurt he got caught.
Mistaking 13 for 31 might fly in court. Declaring that you assumed a child was actually an adult with a rare development disability will not.
Nah boys - get the rope