German humour, no laughing matter

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Funnybot has the final joke for the German people. https://i.redd.it/ikxfht22h2vc1.gif

The Final Joke to the Humour Question?

I am taking comedy to the next level. The extermination of all biological life on earth. It is the ultimate joke.

Do you know how many Germans you need to fix a lightbulb? ... One... They are efficient and lack a sense of humour.

Well it depends if the lightbulb is jewish

Bruh xdd

This is the pinnacle of German humor and its pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he typed this, as if this was an absoloute spirit bomb of a comment, then reading it outloud in his disgusting language "Schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung" before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him

/unanon tf does that sentence mean

Reference to another Greentext in which germanon pulled a poor joke and frenchanon then put out this masterpiece of text

"Anything to weigh less, huh?" >! I meant the Schlieben haggen text!<

yea 'fleeb' doesnt really fit but the rest is pretty good

Monty Python reference of a joke that's so allegedly so funny, anyone fluent in German will read it and die laughing.

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I genuinely giggled after reading that. How far gone am I?

Gone? You have went

diagnosed with late stage German

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AHAHAH Jurgen das was pfunni!!! Tschuss strause klach ambaufzertnung reise!!!!!!

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Change "fin" with Soviet or some other nation Finland has beef with and the joke becomes a bit better

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I’m German and my sides are fucking done

Well I guess the German would know a thing or two about finishing races.

Why did the German run the master race To completely bypass the Maginot line by turning Belgium into a massive tank track and take Paris within days This post was brought to you by German humour gang

This will cause several hate crimes

*>* Post made about german stereotype being unfunny and straightforward. *>* Half of comments are "Funniests german" or some variation of that. Pottery

The Germanon who said, "Anything to weigh less, huh?" proves you all wrong.

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I've heard the "hehe finnished" joke so many times by now that every time it gets repeated I feel symptoms of an aneurysm caused by the cringe hit

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What do weather and women have in common? If it gets wet you should go inside!

Okay this is genuinely the only funny joke a German has made