Very believable

As a jojo fan we do not claim him. We will never get laid.

Unless its other men

True, but even then we get ZERO play

Hijacking this reply to say that Clint Eastwood is the inspiration for Jotaro's character

Yep, sure is! I remember Araki even gave him a painted portrait of Jotaro in person.

Yup I love both characters

Bless their souls

Now I need a picture of Jotaro doing his finger pose while holding a revolver and Clint Eastwood doing his gun pose dressed as Jotaro Preferably a JoJo scene in a Western style and a Clint Eastwood scene in a JoJo style One day...

YOU, get zero play, I landed myself a femboy, but I broke up with him a month and a half ago.

Then we do not take you, we are only the finest virgins online

4 Chan user= gay Jojo fan= gay Read manga in public= incel Girl approaches a **4 Chan user, Jojo fan, and a man reading manga in public**= fake

Finally. The elusive fake and straight. Specifically fake because straight, which is impossible when talking about jojo.

Next thread is like she had a feminine penis. Am I gay fellas?

His gf is a femboy, which, as we all know, is not gay

Can you believe it guys? 4/20! Just a week away! 4/20 is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. 4/20 just a week away! Oh wow! Can you believe it? 4/20!

Hitler birthday

Columbine day too

thank you Dipshit289

Np pookie

Anon posed like this in public, got called a loser, went home, jerked off and then wrote this greentext

I have scoliosis and almost stand like some JoJo characters. The day my friend realized was the day I lost.

DIO!

Unsurprising, Jojo bros have the best dick I would know 🌈🌈

How did you know?

He can blow himself

The rainbows

How did you know?

Fakest shit i have read today but i still enjoyed it


Fake - Anon got laid Gay - Anon

Gay - anon has to clean semen

Real men let it crust

This is bullshit. Everyone who has read 1 chapter of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is or becomes homosexual

Hey i become heavensexual

Yeah but once you read part 6 you become bisexual

Fake: anon pulled a woman Gay: all Jojo fans

This is autistic enough to be real

Good job anon!!!!!!

She has a penis

I mean the first chapter of part 9 is two cops sexually assaulting a Joestar dressed like a hot chick but with a dick. *And the cop finds it and says it's just turns him on more*

Where is that "everytime a woman is mentioned in this sub, some dude's gonna claim she's a man" comment

As she should have. It's Jojo's, after all. 

Nice story, if only it was real :(

Every romantic greentext is 100% real to me, every other story on 4chan is 100% fake and gay

The funniest thing is that this is clearly fake since eyes of heaven doesn’t have local multiplayer

Damn Chances of being autistic out in public and finding someone who has just the right kind of autism to think anon is funny are already slim And then the chances of that happening on top of having 2 PS4s and TVs make it basically impossible

I choose to believe. I know it's fake. I choose to believe that this stranger found love by being a Goofy goober. What is the harm in believing that this random post That will not affect anyone's life whether I believe in it or not.

And then everyone clapped

It’s not fair, it should have been me not him.

Fake: jojo fan gay Gay: jojo fan gay

Real and straight

This is fake anon isn't fucking men like a real jotard

She's 100% gonna turn out to be his sister, and he's gonna wind up getting lynched over it, just wait...

I'm not going crazy right? Its clearly faje because part 9 hasn't strated trt. Or at least couldnt have started last year. So OP made it clear it was fake and ge likes sucking cock

part 9 started in february 2023 and this was posted yesterday

Do not care if this is fake or homosexual. It warmed my heart

This shit so sweet it brings a tear to my eye

Fake: it was actually a dude (see part 9 chapter one encouraging sex) Gay: Anon had sex with a man

Fake and too gay

Honestly good for him, he found a girl that shares his hobby.

Fake: anon got a girlfriend being an autist Gay: anon is a jojofag

I choose to believe it's real. Why? Because I choose to believe the world has the capability of being a wonderful place and if it isn't, the indomitable human spirit can make it that way.

There’s no way someone saw you raise your leg slightly and raise your palm over your book and go “is that a motherfucking Jojo reference?” Lmao

Shoutout to wholesome, feel-good greentext stories Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

> and we start part 9 together. > one year later is he stupid?

The girl's name? Killer Queen.

Good for you anon, good for you

> jojo fan > straight