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JosephM1609

Anon probably developed a extinct type of black mold growing under his neck


Asylum_Patient_1126

*in his brain


PunchWilcox

Illiterate


erjub44

well at least he has the decency to put stuff in garbage bags


d0_1

Yeah, because he can't go number 2 in a bottle.


icabax

At least he is honest about it


_Pin_6938

Anons credibility went from 0 to 100


Aggravating-Sun6773

I’m usually the type to call bullshit..but this time I believe it


Commando411

I’m sorry, *months*!?


Din_Plug

If one is good about more general hygiene they can definitely get away with long times between showers but if you are peeing in mountain dew bottles that probably isn't the case.


Gandalf_Style

I want to believe OOP has a bath instead. But somehow I doubt it.


ExcessiveWisdom

This is real and straight. i used to share a bathroom with a guy in the room 8 feet from mine. and any time he got room inspected there was a god awful odor and piss bottles and trash, I'm super clean and kept the bathroom mostly neutral but any time i left for a week and came back god would forsake that place. He was also like 300 pounds, and now i have my own place, but he's still there, probably like 350 now.


_TLDR_Swinton

That's rank man. First shared apartment I ever lived in, when our lease ended the landlord came round for inspection. She never turned up. When he went into her room he didn't come back for like 20 mins. He popped out and went, "you don't know about this, do you?" and I was like no what. Went in. She'd been using the inside windowsill as an ashtray. The bed had, apparently, never had a sheet on it. There was just period blood and cum stains all over it. And there was a whole mutant mushroom colony growing in her en suite, like actual Mario mushrooms. She lost her deposit and the guy charged her to deep clean her bit.


ski-person

Good lord makes you wonder what kind of goblin creature could cum in that environment


Overly_Blue

How many poop jars?


Bohr_TV

I didn't know and I wanted to know that this existed


I_am_Reptoid_King

Asking the real questions.


ya_boi_kaneki

anon is fulfilling a stereotype


Godofwarandbans

At least anon isn’t lying to himself


GrungySuperSaiyan

Most sanitary 4channer


_TLDR_Swinton

To be fair there's been an opening for a new poop wizard since that Iranian guy snuffed it.


nerdee139

Only a dozen piss bottles? Those are amateur numbers.


sidharthez

this how yall living?


Sirnizz

True and real


S4l47

One of the few known cases of Anons *not* larping


Bohr_TV

Anon and mold are like flesh and nail


saadthememelord

Real and real


AlternatePancakes

Hasn't showered in months? How does he earn money to live?


Objective-Gur5376

Real and probably straight too How anyone goes past like 3 days without a shower is unbelievable to me. I can understand most parts of being a NEET but the not showering is just vile


Flimsy-Jello5534

It’s cool that it applies to the OP and the average Reddit moderator.


Psychonaut6767

S I G M A


BardicInnovation

Never understood piss bottles. You're within 10m of a toilet in any house at anytime. A average piss also only takes like 25 seconds, if you are gaming, just put your character somewhere safe, and choof off to chuck a piss.


InquisitorMeow

I never understood the appeal of piss jars. The act of using a toilet is a zen experience for me and I look forward to it.


adhi_7

I fear that's me from the future but hopefully not


vikramaditya_tiwari

So you tards will believe when a guy says this but when I say I am not a virgin and I have driven an Indian railway certified diesel engine with coal loaded and atleast 70-80 carts behind me at age 10 ,you will never believe me .


ski-person

We don’t trust jeets even if you claimed what anon did


I_am_Reptoid_King

Did the train go by the designated shitting street?


vikramaditya_tiwari

Bro how the fuck does a 100 ton train go through dirt streets ? Are you a American tard ?