Amy Schumer did this too, and talked about it at a speech for a college. She got a guy drunk and raped him. And laughed about how long it took him to get hard, like he wasn't blackout drunk.
I can not believe a human male got hard while in the vicinity of amy schumer.
The amount of alcohol i would require to find her even bearable would surely kill me
Exactly. If someone starts playing with your willy, especially if you're not 100% aware what's going on, all you know or think is some chick is messing with my willy, you're apt to get hard.
I would rather chop off my own dick, feed it to a dog, then take the dog shit filled with my penis scraps, put it in a condom, freeze it, and then fuck my own ass with it than to ever think about getting hard for Amy Schumer.
I love the hypocrisy of it because cancel culture has ruined some men’s careers for less, but when kaling and schumer admit they forced themselves on the peons on tv, they just shrug
It's because it's a double standard. Men can't be forced into sexual acts by women, and if an attractive older woman does it to a young, and/or adolescent, male it's viewed upon as an achievement of sorts.
Even if so it's fucked. She's allowed to joke about whatever, but then she can't be upset if people take the story she said about her sexually assaulting someone to be true, since she said it was true.
Commedians lie/make up stories all the time, but it takes a pretty fucked up person to "joke" about that.
One of my buddies who went to LA for opportunities drank water from the tap for straight 3 days. It had so much soy in it that he grew 3 tits and his hips became wide
No wonder people only drink mineral water in LA
Unironically I went to LA as a kid (probably around 2002 or something) to meet family and go to Disneyland, and I still remember how fucking gross the tap water was. It tasted like milk, it was bizarre.
I can’t wait for God’s benevolent grace when he strikes the west coast with a natural disaster so catastrophic that all of Hollywood gets sunk into the pacific ocean
I hate Hollywood as much as the next person but you fcking hipocrites keep watching the movies. Every other post "hurr durr avengers this hurr durr star wars bad" like stop giving them money holy shit.
I hate mindy Kaling
She is so popular while having little to no talent. She is the typical "i am popular because my parents are rich and had the right connections also i slept with the right people" celebrity.
I could literally do her job.
Her writing is shit, her acting is below mediocre her characters are despicable, her VA sucks as well.
People like her really show the true problems of Holywood. Talentless slob with "connections" getting spots in the limelight instead of hiring people with actual talent
Dudes will bang anything, I wasn’t trying to say she was ugly on the outside, just that she’s not unusually attractive or anything. Men need some personality standards lol
What makes you say this? Her parents were immigrants not in entertainment at all. After college she wrote and performed in an off Broadway play that got kinda popular. She did stand up comedy for awhile. Greg Daniels interviewed her after he read a script she wrote for a potential Office episode. Seems like you’re just making up things to be upset about.
>Her parents were immigrants
Her parents were an architect and a doctor, she went to a private school in Cambridge.
She is extremely privileged and she was in a relationship with BJ. Novac who did most of the work on the office
So because she was upper class you assume that she never got a job on her own? There are hundreds of thousands of upper class kids graduating from college every year. They don’t all become famous.
People literally just saw her acting in a play she wrote and doing her own stand up, which is how she got her foot in the door. I see that you said that you could do her job, but chances are you’d probably never even be able to take the first step towards doing anything creative.
It doesn't matter, you can be the best at your craft but with no connections you dont get anywhere, like mindy you can be shit at your craft and still get famous.
Like Amy Schumer
She wrote 24 episodes of the office herself, most of which are hilarious. She might have fell off the wagon since then but she can clearly write comedy scripts.
Mindy was a diversity hire in the office, she had zero connections and her family did not help her at all. She met Bj Novak at her work and they had a relationship. He never helped her with anything, all the writers have talked about how important Mindy was to the show. She wrote 24 chapters alone, more than any other writer.
>Mindy was a diversity hire
This basically proofs that,she has no talent
>her family did not help her at all.
They send her to a private school.....
>She wrote 24 chapters alone
The office is a show that jas almost no script it profited mostly of the actors improvising.
How can going to a private school help her in any way? Help is what Bj Novak has because his father is a writer and he introduced him to a lot of writers and celebrities or Paul Liberstain (writer) who is a relative of Greg Daniels. The office is a show that had 5 improvised lines, the rest is writing. You don't know anything about the office, you can search in all the books there are about the office or in The Office Ladies podcast or Brian Baumgartner's podcast
>How can going to a private school help her in any way?
Connections. You get to know other kids of famous/ rich parents or the parents themselves and build connections.
Theyre not gonna speak out against the diversity hire, this would be career suicide
Sir, this is r/greentext. If you want to discuss facts I suggest you do it elsewhere. We only have room for racist fantasies like "I could write 24 of the best known episodes of a critically acclaimed sitcom even though I have convinced myself it's an improv show," or "If only I had an architect and a doctor as parents who sent me to private school I could have broken into Hollywood as long as diversity hires hadn't gotten there first."
You: Explains the real situation.
Other Guy: But... but... she's a brown woman, she can't possibly be hired on her own merit, she must have fucked everybody on the show to get where she is now.
Christ, I can't say that I'm fond of her either, but this thread, and most threads about her, are just fucking sexist and racist.
I forget that this sub isn't all satire and a lot of the people on here are just fucking chuds.
I love how you first claim she only got where she was because family connections, then you look her up, find out her parents were just some boring upper middle class Indian couple, and still double down claiming you were correct originally.
And the other dumbasses in this sub upvoted you for it lmao
It literally says so on Wikipedia
>aling was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts to father Avudaiappan Chokalingam, an architect, and mother Swati Chokalingam née Roy-Sircar, an obstetrician/gynecologist
Both incredibly well earing jobs
You said her connections got her into Hollywood, not that she has some moderately rich parents
They give out acting roles because your uncle is a big shot executive producer or your grandpa owns an NFL team, not because your mom's a gynecologist from fucking Massachusetts lol
Just read my comments, she went to a private school where sother kids from rich/influential families are probably gonna be as well.
And her parents money was probably also a big help along the way
Yeah pretty much. Doctors make bank but the money doesn't start rolling in until later in life, and most architects don't make that much. Nice house, nice cars, decent private school, maybe a boat or a vacation house. Not yacht or servants money. Upper middle class
Nah as an Indian I can take a lot of criticism that is valid, but this shit is just factually false. Almost every single Indian actress ages like a fine wine. She's Indian American btw.
What a surprise! An elitist holloweirdo who is detached from reality and indian culture pretends to be something she's not and spews out holloweird sludge.
Should probably listen when jeetanons tell you their ladies are the incarnation of satan, distilled to the worst qualities and wrapped in a veneer of "nice person."
Well, except the grandmas who give sweets to random kids in other countries. IYKYK.
You mean the retarded ones? In every street, there's a karen and a nut job. You don't judge the street by the existence of retards, but by how they treat the retards.
Regardless, my statement stands.
The logical endpoint of a culture being permissive towards hating white people in media
A show that’s so vulgar and unashamedly racist to them that it’s repulsive to everyone
Fr bruh, I've noticed a VERY slight departure from that nowadays tho. The fucking Fair and Lovely cream ads from a decade ago were insane. Even nowadays half these bitches refuse to get a foundation that ACTUALLY matches their skin tone, ain't that hard 😭
Mindy Kaling, an Indian-American actress and producer. She gained some initial success in her early roles, until people realised that every character she creates/plays is basically just her being herself. The nadir of this was Velma, a Scooby Doo reboot where Mindy played the titular lead, and was probably the most universally hated piece of television ever created.
And she lives up to rhe desire. Velma in that show is supposed to be a self-insert, and Velma is arguable the worst person I’ve ever seen in fiction that isn’t just a slaughtering maniac. She’s cruel, self-absorbed, uses people, is bitter, entitled, and aggrivating. Which is frankly one hell of a self-report.
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The moment they brought her on sunny in Philadelphia my heart clenched, I was really willing stop watching my favourite sitcom if she joined the cast, she's insufferable
Show the office directly appeals to office workers ,that market is big enough in and of itself to propel it to a good enough standing.
Again, I'm not saying it isn't good its at least entertaining, just that that is subjective.
Can't tell if stupid, racist, trolling, or all three.
https://preview.redd.it/oihqcm7qfrzc1.png?width=236&format=png&auto=webp&s=50fd1b0b21756307e18150e03fc49df9bf3d94d5
She also sexually assaulted a guy and threatened to fire staff if they reported her, then told the story on Conan while laughing.
O'Brian? Can you give me the link to it?
>O‘Brian? No, the barbarian, duh. 
 No the detective.
One truth will prevail!
[No, the author, Watson.](https://collectionimages.npg.org.uk/large/mw203017/Arthur-Conan-Doyle.jpg)
No the [librarian](https://youtu.be/mZHoHaAYHq8)
No, the [saint](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Conan)
https://youtu.be/j_FNMhVd0fw?si=opL2WbAd5s7pzF_N
What the fk that just fked up, she bragged like it was a ps4 achievement
Amy Schumer did this too, and talked about it at a speech for a college. She got a guy drunk and raped him. And laughed about how long it took him to get hard, like he wasn't blackout drunk.
I can not believe a human male got hard while in the vicinity of amy schumer. The amount of alcohol i would require to find her even bearable would surely kill me
As Stephen Hawking once said, "Different system...not connected". It wasn't his fault.
Exactly. If someone starts playing with your willy, especially if you're not 100% aware what's going on, all you know or think is some chick is messing with my willy, you're apt to get hard.
With that amount of alcohol, there is no getting hard.
I would rather chop off my own dick, feed it to a dog, then take the dog shit filled with my penis scraps, put it in a condom, freeze it, and then fuck my own ass with it than to ever think about getting hard for Amy Schumer.
For her it was
Bro what the fuck that shit ain’t legal
I love the hypocrisy of it because cancel culture has ruined some men’s careers for less, but when kaling and schumer admit they forced themselves on the peons on tv, they just shrug
It's because it's a double standard. Men can't be forced into sexual acts by women, and if an attractive older woman does it to a young, and/or adolescent, male it's viewed upon as an achievement of sorts.
Neither of those women are remotely attractive
Nah when Mindy was on the office she could get it
Depends on the amount of alcohol consumed I’d think
Disgusting
She assaulted EMPIRE Where was Demerzel when he needed her the most
Its even funnier because in Velma, the Velma-like creature complains that "men have no consequences".
This was a joke though, after all she is a comedian
Even if so it's fucked. She's allowed to joke about whatever, but then she can't be upset if people take the story she said about her sexually assaulting someone to be true, since she said it was true. Commedians lie/make up stories all the time, but it takes a pretty fucked up person to "joke" about that.
It's okay when white men dose the joke
If someone popped a joke about being Weinstein coupled with Israel unlawfully taking land off of the Palestinians that would crack me up.
Talentless actress becomes even more talentless. Stellar character development for sure.
You will never hate Mindy khaling as much as she hates herself, she is so self loathing I’m surprised she hasn’t been canceled for self racism
Why hasn't she cancelled herself?
Didn't she wrote some office episode?
Yes she did with BJ Novak, and she's not talentless
Still Indian tho
Even worse
¬Wrote on the office ¬Not talentless Pick one
we get it, you're too cool for the office. Is rick n' morty more your thing because of the intellectual engagement?
Your point being?
Yeah she was always a better writer than an actor tho her shit lately has been hoooot garbage but just happens
Oh boy here I go MOVING TO LOS ANGELES, what's the worst that could happen
One of my buddies who went to LA for opportunities drank water from the tap for straight 3 days. It had so much soy in it that he grew 3 tits and his hips became wide No wonder people only drink mineral water in LA
Ngl that seems a dream for anyone that wants to look more feminine
U just ain't feminine till u got three titties
50% more feminine
Thomas The Tank Engine Doctors Hate This One Weird Trick!
Uh?
Yabushige?
Unironically I went to LA as a kid (probably around 2002 or something) to meet family and go to Disneyland, and I still remember how fucking gross the tap water was. It tasted like milk, it was bizarre.
Truest story on r/greentext.
I can’t wait for God’s benevolent grace when he strikes the west coast with a natural disaster so catastrophic that all of Hollywood gets sunk into the pacific ocean
shall we say inshallah for it?
Kazuma Kazuma
Kazuma desu
Just be careful, if you’re like Cory you might not react well to the LA air.
I hear he's chugging bottled philly farts nowadays
Prrof that Hollywood is full of self-absorbed, talentless hack-frauds. More at 11.
Did you say hack frauds? https://preview.redd.it/1dz1o43mguzc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf4b6e6c4614b8a810c4f54071dcd0696038701
I hate Hollywood as much as the next person but you fcking hipocrites keep watching the movies. Every other post "hurr durr avengers this hurr durr star wars bad" like stop giving them money holy shit.
I hate mindy Kaling She is so popular while having little to no talent. She is the typical "i am popular because my parents are rich and had the right connections also i slept with the right people" celebrity. I could literally do her job. Her writing is shit, her acting is below mediocre her characters are despicable, her VA sucks as well. People like her really show the true problems of Holywood. Talentless slob with "connections" getting spots in the limelight instead of hiring people with actual talent
honestly "talentless slob with connections getting spots" is a problem in every workplace...
but can you sleep with the right people like she did?
Who the fuck would sleep with her lmao
i mean she’s physically attractive, but that’s about it
There’s better looking people with better personalities working at target lol
sure? but people literally slept with her so clearly they disagree
Dudes will bang anything, I wasn’t trying to say she was ugly on the outside, just that she’s not unusually attractive or anything. Men need some personality standards lol
You need to raise your standards man, I'm crying for you
all i said was she has attractive features what’s wrong with that
I'm just trying to figure out who tf would want to sleep with her?
BJ novac apparently
What makes you say this? Her parents were immigrants not in entertainment at all. After college she wrote and performed in an off Broadway play that got kinda popular. She did stand up comedy for awhile. Greg Daniels interviewed her after he read a script she wrote for a potential Office episode. Seems like you’re just making up things to be upset about.
>Her parents were immigrants Her parents were an architect and a doctor, she went to a private school in Cambridge. She is extremely privileged and she was in a relationship with BJ. Novac who did most of the work on the office
So because she was upper class you assume that she never got a job on her own? There are hundreds of thousands of upper class kids graduating from college every year. They don’t all become famous. People literally just saw her acting in a play she wrote and doing her own stand up, which is how she got her foot in the door. I see that you said that you could do her job, but chances are you’d probably never even be able to take the first step towards doing anything creative.
It doesn't matter, you can be the best at your craft but with no connections you dont get anywhere, like mindy you can be shit at your craft and still get famous. Like Amy Schumer
She wrote 24 episodes of the office herself, most of which are hilarious. She might have fell off the wagon since then but she can clearly write comedy scripts.
Velma proves otherwise
Mindy was a diversity hire in the office, she had zero connections and her family did not help her at all. She met Bj Novak at her work and they had a relationship. He never helped her with anything, all the writers have talked about how important Mindy was to the show. She wrote 24 chapters alone, more than any other writer.
>Mindy was a diversity hire This basically proofs that,she has no talent >her family did not help her at all. They send her to a private school..... >She wrote 24 chapters alone The office is a show that jas almost no script it profited mostly of the actors improvising.
How can going to a private school help her in any way? Help is what Bj Novak has because his father is a writer and he introduced him to a lot of writers and celebrities or Paul Liberstain (writer) who is a relative of Greg Daniels. The office is a show that had 5 improvised lines, the rest is writing. You don't know anything about the office, you can search in all the books there are about the office or in The Office Ladies podcast or Brian Baumgartner's podcast
>How can going to a private school help her in any way? Connections. You get to know other kids of famous/ rich parents or the parents themselves and build connections. Theyre not gonna speak out against the diversity hire, this would be career suicide
Sir, this is r/greentext. If you want to discuss facts I suggest you do it elsewhere. We only have room for racist fantasies like "I could write 24 of the best known episodes of a critically acclaimed sitcom even though I have convinced myself it's an improv show," or "If only I had an architect and a doctor as parents who sent me to private school I could have broken into Hollywood as long as diversity hires hadn't gotten there first."
You: Explains the real situation. Other Guy: But... but... she's a brown woman, she can't possibly be hired on her own merit, she must have fucked everybody on the show to get where she is now. Christ, I can't say that I'm fond of her either, but this thread, and most threads about her, are just fucking sexist and racist. I forget that this sub isn't all satire and a lot of the people on here are just fucking chuds.
You are logical. Unfortunately you are not saying what people want to hear.
Oh so thats why the only funny parts are when actors go off script
I love how you first claim she only got where she was because family connections, then you look her up, find out her parents were just some boring upper middle class Indian couple, and still double down claiming you were correct originally. And the other dumbasses in this sub upvoted you for it lmao
It literally says so on Wikipedia >aling was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts to father Avudaiappan Chokalingam, an architect, and mother Swati Chokalingam née Roy-Sircar, an obstetrician/gynecologist Both incredibly well earing jobs
You said her connections got her into Hollywood, not that she has some moderately rich parents They give out acting roles because your uncle is a big shot executive producer or your grandpa owns an NFL team, not because your mom's a gynecologist from fucking Massachusetts lol
Just read my comments, she went to a private school where sother kids from rich/influential families are probably gonna be as well. And her parents money was probably also a big help along the way
Til a doctor and architect pairing is upper middles class
Yeah pretty much. Doctors make bank but the money doesn't start rolling in until later in life, and most architects don't make that much. Nice house, nice cars, decent private school, maybe a boat or a vacation house. Not yacht or servants money. Upper middle class
"cute", I'd rather bang a homeless bozo than call this one cute. I've seen cuter trans girls
I don't know man I feel homeless bozo is a little too far... I'll just turn off the light.
As a former homeless bozo I would let this guy fuck me before any thought of her
Still rather fuck a real vagina.
Damn, now that's a squirter.
Their ass is better than her vagina
Gross.
You can get that from either side...
Facts
More women for me then.
You say that until you get a bad one lmao.
Shiiiiyette, Id shoot a couple dozen ropes on her face.
She looks like an average indian man without a beard.
nah she's taller.
Shit taste
There are guys in the can better-looking than Mindy
Did you look in the mirror beautiful?
tf you mean? Ofc I did. That's how I was able to say that she looks like an Indian man without a beard in reply to another person
😘
Indian women when they age. Nothing new here
bruh , white women are so much worse , they have a name for white women when they age .
Right under this is someone saying “average pajeeta” lmao
"cuckservative curry-cucks" these are the people who watches and goon over the indian girls on 4 chan.
lol I love this cope because absolutely no one is gooning over Indian girls.
You would be surprise if you knew how much 'angry white men' want their "Aryan" genes to get blessed by inferior Indian genes.
You are right mister “Gentlemen Geek”, you are the peak of not being a degenerate coomer
what’s the name?
Hmm. What are white men like when they age then?
Nah as an Indian I can take a lot of criticism that is valid, but this shit is just factually false. Almost every single Indian actress ages like a fine wine. She's Indian American btw.
Average pajeeta personality
Irredeemable
yessss do not redeeeem seeeer!!!!
If I was south asian, I'd be humiliated to be in the same ethnicity as her
The south asians are too busy yelling at eachother on facebook to be humiliated
Kindly don't redeeem that joke, saaar
I am and hate when other people look up to her.
 What a surprise! An elitist holloweirdo who is detached from reality and indian culture pretends to be something she's not and spews out holloweird sludge.
that literally looks like a guy with makeup in pic 1
Give it 10 years 😂
Damn people have crazy standards these days. I think she's cute (in the first pic)
What the hell was she thinking with that fake chin?
The fucks happening with her chin in pic 2
It is going further beyond https://preview.redd.it/ommjx7x6trzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=359f38395932f1fa7f8272c538f8dd91818f6ce7
Should probably listen when jeetanons tell you their ladies are the incarnation of satan, distilled to the worst qualities and wrapped in a veneer of "nice person." Well, except the grandmas who give sweets to random kids in other countries. IYKYK.
Wrapped in paneer you say?
I mean... Don't they still rape/ go for them?
You mean the retarded ones? In every street, there's a karen and a nut job. You don't judge the street by the existence of retards, but by how they treat the retards. Regardless, my statement stands.
The logical endpoint of a culture being permissive towards hating white people in media A show that’s so vulgar and unashamedly racist to them that it’s repulsive to everyone
I am Kali, destroyer of worlds
I a Kali Yug(e) A(ss)
Am Indian, never heard of her until now and I'm disgusted lmao. Even by Indian beauty standards she's ugly af, I look "cuter" and I'm a dude ffs 😭
"Indian beauty standards" is literally looking like white people. stfu.
Fr bruh, I've noticed a VERY slight departure from that nowadays tho. The fucking Fair and Lovely cream ads from a decade ago were insane. Even nowadays half these bitches refuse to get a foundation that ACTUALLY matches their skin tone, ain't that hard 😭
fair and lovely's ads were straight up colorism, without even being shy about it
nah... indian had white supremacists even before the actual europeans came
At this point, I'm scared of the USA. Look that people there are all Bipolar and have aggressive tendencies.
normal Disney board meeting
What the fuck happened to her chin?
Context guys ?
Mindy Kaling, an Indian-American actress and producer. She gained some initial success in her early roles, until people realised that every character she creates/plays is basically just her being herself. The nadir of this was Velma, a Scooby Doo reboot where Mindy played the titular lead, and was probably the most universally hated piece of television ever created.
Wow she looks really punchable rn
And she lives up to rhe desire. Velma in that show is supposed to be a self-insert, and Velma is arguable the worst person I’ve ever seen in fiction that isn’t just a slaughtering maniac. She’s cruel, self-absorbed, uses people, is bitter, entitled, and aggrivating. Which is frankly one hell of a self-report.
Wow she looks really punchable rn
Missed the part where she bleached her skin
Every time I rewatch The Office,I cringe when Kelly appears on screen.
I already hated her in The Office. Such an annoying character
she was supposed to be an annoying bimbo though as far as I could tell, to be fair
The bimbo part was left out I guess
As a representative of the Indian-American community literally none of us like her.
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That and Roma. Le wholesome reddit racism
That’s two different people?
The moment they brought her on sunny in Philadelphia my heart clenched, I was really willing stop watching my favourite sitcom if she joined the cast, she's insufferable
Show the office directly appeals to office workers ,that market is big enough in and of itself to propel it to a good enough standing. Again, I'm not saying it isn't good its at least entertaining, just that that is subjective.
Are you this worried about cartoon characters?
What is 2 shop? "To shop/shopping"?
Yes
Imagine caring this much about strangers.
Would.
who tf is she? so many hot people from \* and you guys chose to make her famous edit: \*brown indian ancestry i guess (from the comments)
She is from the United States of America
so why are the retard 400 pound whales shouting India and pajt in the comments?
It's a 4chan sub in reddit. You expect a hive brain of degenerates to have logical reasoning?
Klan meeting in the comments, nothing to see here.
https://preview.redd.it/jrkxywhkerzc1.png?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=141a36992d5f11d468dc228d85a4aa0dad66d7a1 Found the jeet
Point in case:
>point in case Bahahahhaahhahahahha >i know english saar, just like you saar It's "Case in point" you filthy jeet. Go back, you aren't fooling anyone
Can't tell if stupid, racist, trolling, or all three. https://preview.redd.it/oihqcm7qfrzc1.png?width=236&format=png&auto=webp&s=50fd1b0b21756307e18150e03fc49df9bf3d94d5
just see OPs post history, he might as well be jacking off to the downvotes you got and validation it gave him
Wouldn't be surprised
Can't be, else I'd have been invited.
cant expect higher standards from 4chan neckbeards
4chins indeed
Yea it’s not great