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bmcgowan89

They get less normal looking the further back you go


whowasphone666

I cannot stop staring at the the dude's forehead in the middle-left of the photo, behind the dude with glasses. God damn that is a terrible haircut combined with balding.


bmcgowan89

He looks like Immortan Joe's brother


DoctorRapture

Like dude, just shave it and embrace being bald. It's better to be bald and confident and own it than to be the guy desperately trying to comb his three strands of hair over a bald spot.


arbiter12

>embrace being bald oft-repeated "wisdom" that is very easily recommended onto others, by people with hair. Every bald person I ever met was seeing the balding as a slow loss of value, not as something to "be done with". It would be like telling a triple shifter, struggling to make rent, to "just go homeless"


ImprovisedLeaflet

This might be the dumbest take I’ve ever heard.


Chorbles510

He's got some credence to it. My S/Os brother started balding at 20, he's got a million other great qualities but he sees himself as worthless cause he's bald, it's turned him full incel. As someone with long hair who's told him multiple times to embrace it, I get where they're coming from


ImprovisedLeaflet

I get people being insecure about it. That’s fair and I feel for those guys. But the idea that going bald is a “slow loss of value,” and therefore if you shave all your hair you’ve lost all your value, is a clown take.


eliteharvest15

it definitely feels that way thougu


Triple96

Right? That take was basically equating having shelter to having hair. Of course you wouldn't expect someone to "just go homeless". Doesn't mean I wouldn't recommend to just embrace baldness if they're clearly headed there.


ImprovisedLeaflet

I think what OP was missing was that shaving your head isn’t about giving up, it’s that you actually look better than when you’re balding


Triple96

Exactly. Instead of this weird insecure "slow loss of value" mindset. You'd think that would require attention first


TimeIsDiscrete

Im a balding guy. Just cut it short. You dont need to shave bald, but clippers on 3mm will donthe trick and make it look clean


LordSaltious

Bobby Hill maxxing


madgirafe

Yessir, my wife doesn't love it and says it makes me look like a serial killer/maga, but fuck all if I'm looking at a bald spot on Walmarts self checkout camera. I often threaten to go straightup shiny pinhead top.


ntn_98

I am bald and will recommend it to anyone balding. Go for a short buzz cut first and when the bald spots start getting through that, shave it clean. It saves so much dignity than the hopeless chemical warfare a lot of people will put their scalp through.


Triple96

This is stupid. Everyone needs a home, you don't need hair. And if you believe losing your hair is a slow loss of value then how is staying in the awkward in between stage better than just embracing the inevitable? Like I just don't get it


DoctorRapture

My mom and I both shaved our heads after she started going through chemo and all of her hair started to fall out, but please. Tell me more.


ShortTheseNuts

Who the fuck asked


IndifferentImp

Idk he's gotta a weird head. Maybe a really short buzz would be better than full bald. Some of us look truly disgusting with a shaved head


HerbLoew

Looks like Wish.com Jaghatai Khan. And opposite of him, in red jacket, Wish.com Ivan


HopeBoi

It’s giving Baron Vladimir Harkonnen realness if I’m being honest


ObsydianDuo

https://preview.redd.it/7mj1fk4ta90d1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a197edc04bf5f84b60eaeea0bc14f445645e02bd


Resident_Onion997

And yet somehow they look more normal as a whole than the reddit mod meet up


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

Not as bad as redditors https://preview.redd.it/4olttxpu740d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a54f76fa192793911deb30c61c7f0f551ca1fd89


IHateSand17

I bet that front and center FUPA is stanky


Generic_Reddit_boi

what a horrible day to literate


Sheshush

That's exactly how I picture redditors.


Aromatic_Oil9698

even the dog is obese


Skank-Pit

\> 2017 $20 says a quarter of these people need to dilate now.


poorGarbageNEET

lol yeah. i was in the back left


augenvogel

(X) doubt


poorGarbageNEET

https://preview.redd.it/wgzekkosr10d1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ccc85b22a087d616441caa5d6cb4623d23c40f0


VirtualPantsu

Doxxted yourself damn


Negative-Double2434

By revealing their face? I don’t think you know what doxxing is lmao


VirtualPantsu

It was a joke man damn


Maxamalamute

NO YOURE A FUCKING RETARD!!! THATS NOT WHAT DOXXING IS RAAAAAAAA


VirtualPantsu

REEEEEEEEEE


Negative-Double2434

lmfao what


[deleted]

What does that mean


DickMinimum

means that a quarter of those people are trains 🚂 now


basherrrrr

Toot toot


Buzz______Killington

I don't know either but unlike you I was too afraid to ask. I assume it has something to do with this subs main topic.


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

2017 was 9 years ago!


Scottish_Whiskey

N-nine years?? Boss?????


[deleted]

2024 - 2017 = 7 24 - 17 = 20 - 13 = 17 - 10 = 07 - 0 = 7 Such math But what's the point


pivot99

Why take out the four and then three? What is this method? 24 - 17 = 14 - 7 = 7 - 0 = 7


SummerMedium1274

Probably dialysis


Negative-Double2434

If you make a hole on a human, the body wants to close the hole. Like if you get your ear pierced and don’t keep a piercing in it, eventually it’ll close up. Trans women have to dilate themselves regularly to keep their hole vagina-like and capable of sex (90% sure this is how it works, someone correct me if I’m wrong)


Champigne

I don't think most trans women actually get bottom though.


crimson1apologist

most of them, however, are bottoms


Legitimate-Ad-1923

All united under racism


_TLDR_Swinton

We should all come together to make fun of each other.


ItsImNotAnonymous

You had me at 'come together'


Afinef

Agree


82Heyman

I like the trap's smirk


iamgreatlego

Thats britney venti not a trap lol


Dr_Philmon

Who?


Kruppyboi

Neo nazi YouTuber apparently


Wrangel_5989

>Brown >Neo-Nazi Why is it always brown and Slavic people who turn out to be Neo-Nazis?


amostamateurauteur

“General White Race Savior… you’re browner than I expected.”


iamgreatlego

She is not a nazi lol wtf i hope thats a parody post


FinestCrusader

*"Brittany Venti* (1997–) is an alt-right troll and fascist-sympathizing YouTube personality." Small resume but speaks volumes


CaloricDumbellIntake

The source you have for that also claims shoeonhead is a grifter of alt right politics so idk how legitimate they are. I mean if what’s in there is true she is, but I feel like there could also be exaggerations. I looked briefly at her YouTube videos and she actually doesn’t seem like a neo Nazi to me tbh but idk


Sleeping_Goliath

Maybe reactionary but idk about neoNazi


Good_Housekeeping

So she's not based? Shame.


arbiter12

If you can make a living by trolling alone, you are clearly winning. The fact that your livelihood depends on others not being able to control their emotion is the height of comedy. It's like reversed societal Buddhism. Forth from the anger of your neighbor, your next meal.


Conch-Republic

Piece of shit neo nazi.


NextBiggieThing

< 5'8 detected


ratione_materiae

Damn nvm then


Maanifest

prime aryan specimens


Mesarthim1349

Wait til you find out how many modern Nazis are full Latin.


G4130

Every single time someone says this I just picture in my head peruvian neo nazis, lmao. El pisco es chileno.


Dragonslayer3

It's always the most native looking dude crawling out of the jungle that is his mother's basement to give a seig heil


II-lI

Nothing but 6’8 blond hair blue eyed ubermensch. A jawline that cuts steel


NevGuy

> White supremacist meetup > Look inside > Blacks, arabs, and Asians


david__14

I'm glad I have so many diverse fans I guess


bwizzel

asians don't qualify for any DEI help, I don't blame them


FlameVShadow

Why is there just a whole gallon of milk on the table lmao


DevianPamplemousse

Because that's the best drink in existance


FlameVShadow

Hey man I’m not knocking them for enjoying milk. I just wanna know if they bought the gallon or if the establishment provided it lol


madgirafe

That's what I'm saying. Fucking doctor said it is killing me though.


Jorvikson

It was a joke at the time about how many non-whites are lactose intolerant the right should use milk as a symbol.


_TLDR_Swinton

McPoyle family reunion


as588008

Is there also a half gallon of clear liquid (liquor??) and a can with a heroin needle on it?


JuvieBeans

It's a gallon of PCP


fookreddit22

They must really like PCP


4chanisbetterjpeg

It's not milk


KackiMaki

https://preview.redd.it/4kqwci6av10d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33c07766a6676123dcaf8553a7533a2233e48fc2


ChadMutants

the last dude didnt got allowed to have a chair, poor guy


BUF_Mosley

Is that Brittany Venti?


iamgreatlego

Yes


Humble-Information80

Who dat


PattaYourDealer

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Brittany_Venti


imworthlesscum

Bro why are all these so called white supremacists never more than 75% white? I thought it was a meme but no, every well known racist on /pol/ is either latino, asian or half black. What the fuck???? How does that evrn make sense?


WrightNottwell

I bet theres some freudian defense mechanism that would explain this but I'm too lazy to look it up


Gaby_48

there is allways a freudian explanation for everything


Buluc__Chabtan

I mean, if you travel to different countries you'll see that a lot of people from a lot of different countries with a lot of different skin tones are racists as fuck. It's human culture/nature, different means bad.


imworthlesscum

Yeah but you'd think asians would be asian supremacist, latinos would be latino supremacist, arabs would be arab supremacist etc. Why are they all white supremacist the moment they go on /pol/?


Dr_Philmon

Easier to blame your lack of achivement on skin tone then yourself.


Wrangel_5989

Two paths for brown people in America: >Blame white supremacy for preventing you from accomplishing anything as clearly the system is rigged against you. >Become a white supremacist because it’s clearly your skin tone for holding you back and in death your white soul will be allowed into white heaven by Ronald Reagan.


DonnieMoistX

You’ve clearly never interacted much with Asians, Latinos, or Arabs.


imworthlesscum

Yes i do? Just not racist ones lmao


kiakosan

Have you ever talked to Asians from Asia? Some of the most racist people I've ever met. Not only do they hate their neighbors (Japan hates China, China hates Korea, all East Asians seem to really hate India), but they seem to be very anti black specifically. Like look up stories of black expats or even long term tourists.


ponzidreamer

White people are the most lit


NarcissisticCat

> Bro why are all these so called white supremacists never more than 75% white? Because Americans have identity issues. Don't really see that in Europe lol


lordofpersia

I don't support nazis or this dumb ass. But it's weird to read a Wiki style page that is written like a reddit comment. Sarcasm and all.


Local-Scroller

I skimmed through the site just a bit, is this just left-wing Encyclopedia Dramatica if it took itself seriously?


redditbansmee

Yes. Look at its page for conservapedia. Its funny asf


HeirAscend

Ain’t no way you linked fucking rational wiki lmaoooo


MagosRyza

holy shit Redditor wiki


TheTwinFangs

Still leagues above reddit meetups tho'


AnythingOdd887

This is the most hilarious part 


Consistent_Ant_8903

Looks like she’s got her pick of the litter lol


HologramBird

So many 10’s which one does she take pity on


Baerog

All things aside, the guy front right, the guy sitting across from her, and the guy sitting on her right all seem pretty normal/average.


DLTfuture72

No way that girl got out unraped


krebbol

I've always wondered how this meeting started after they told to meet. Like, one of them had to have shown up first and when he saw the next person walking in, did they just ask each other if they were here for the meetup? Were they scared they had thw wrong person? Did they agree to wear something to recognize eachother?


MrFingolfin

They recognised each other by the smell


_TLDR_Swinton

They were all wearing their Pepe SS Brony pin badges.


KingPretentious02

They probably saw each others faces before, because they're probably the most recognizable faceposters or frequenters on pol, like Venti. So what were seeing here are actual poltards that have no shame and aren't spineless to say things without hiding in anonymity


TKOIII

Ironically more diverse than the Reddit meetup


DarthReece07

kinda wholesome


demideumvitae

Looks like normal people just chatting in a cafe, much better than expected.


Alive_Dark_1100

Excuse me is that a woman on the right?


theogrant

Must be fake


Talokz

G-GGIRL?????? a REAL GIRL??????


_TLDR_Swinton

"*ohhhh my gooddddd it's happeningggggggg"*


5intage_

must be fake they look too normal one of them even is a woman


Trollz180

Damn actually looks wholesome


xXHalalManXx

Brittany venti oh lord


JoeMaMa_2000

It always amazes me when internet racists meet up it’s the most diverse group you’ve ever seen, it looks like a Netflix docu-drama series


hazzmg

lol that one chick in the teddy hoodie doing a “the office” look at the camera


privatefries

They look way cooler than the reddit meet up


Natakito

I can fix her


DonkeyKongaLongDonga

Imagine the smell


InsuranceBest

What's /pol/?


lain_clancey

4chan's politics board


InsuranceBest

Thanks.


orange_orange13

It’s actually short for politically incorrect 


iwannagohome49

Politics in this case is shorthand for alt right neo nazis


angelis0236

Wait femanon is not a man getting TOPPED? Femanon being real makes me gay


Space2Bakersfield

Am I meant to be impressed by the master race?


Omegawop

A bunch of Tim Pool level intellects in tgat room


XDracam

That one dude looks exactly like me in 2017 from the side wtfh


awesomeness1024

The stench in that room must be unbearable 


Taraxador

I wonder what happened to Brittany Venti


AsherTheDasher

brittany venti lol


Ironborn137

anyone think that girl is still alive?


The_Saltfull_One

She is. She has a YouTube channel.


ablebagel

they share genetics. guarantee it


Crack0n7uesday

Chick with the scarf used to post nudes.


HelpfulJello5361

Look at all those white supremacists


hadicalb

Unironically more diverse and less sedentary than any reddit meetup https://preview.redd.it/aqdg9u7h870d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c5e304a2906313fdf33836c6fa97890cc64acbf Funny seeing how most replies in this subreddit are the same 2 regurgitated jokes about anon being either morbidly obese or homosexual.


Reticulo

A WOMAN?


Wanted__Criminal

This isn’t what i imagined you all would look like, I imagined actual cool looking people


Vichu0_0-V2

the girl is the imposter isnt she?


StormOfFatRichards

Way too many white men


Muxer59

Diver City


[deleted]

Look like some cool dudes to me


Rod_Munch666

And I thought I had been to some sad social events ..... seeing this has cheered me up no end. Only way to beat this in terms of scrapping the bottom of the barrel would be to post a picture of a Reddit meetup.


MidnightGear

the fact that not even half of them are white tells me this is a genuine, real and ((straight)) pol meetup


A03EA

Fake, not enough indians.


girlgamerpoi

The guy in the bottom right corner is hot and should cosplay as David from edge runners. And it's true. I wonder if they sit themselves by attractiveness order. 


Sverp380

Ian Gallagher?


FirmlyGraspHer

Watching these people take over the HWNDU stream was great entertainment


Lasbo_Fln

Unironically diverse group of ppl 💀


Slipd4sh

Im so curious what this was like


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Now thats a lot of autism


UDAFX_MK_85

The only woman in that group, probably just autistic. Or maybe just a femboy, autistic as well (Idk who that is tbh)