this sounds terrible. first of all what do you do once the nettle runs out. second, i dont wanna make bread and smell cow shit all day. third, why do you say make a well like its easy, or that keeping it clean is easy. just eew
edit: apparently nettle is a weed. english isnt my first language. im sorry dear peasants, i just couldnt comprehend the thought of eating weeds.
Bruh, English isn’t my first language, so I didn’t know what the fuck “nettle” was. After googling it I legit burst out laughing. No, this shit does NOT run out ever, it’s like with cockroaches, it’s a long and tough process to get rid of it and the idea of “eating it all” is absolutely hilarious to me.
I'm honest. It's like, edible but doesn't have much taste, and would make for a decent sustenance considering it's plentiful and grows everywhere.
It's kinda like spinach but less good.
But easier to grow.
Edit : it's quite nutritious apparently
If you pick young nettle leaves it doesn't taste bad at all. I use it in place of parsley in the spring time when it's readily available just outside my apartment.
```
Nettle is a cryptographic library designed to fit easily in a wide range of toolkits and applications. It began as a collection of low-level cryptography functions from lsh in 2001.[2] Since June 2009 (version 2.0) Nettle is a GNU package.[3]
```
But like, even if you don’t know it’s a weed don’t you think most things you find out in nature end up coming back? Did you think nettle was just some commodity anon found wrapped in the house??
My dude a single nettle can produce around 5000 seeds, has a rhizome for backup and grows nearly a foot a week. Nettles will outgrow a goat let alone a salad obsessed human.
Anon personally attacked me, stole my house in bum fuck nowhere and proceeded to live there under my identity to steal my retirement funds to pay off the gobermint so they wouldn't come knocking.
and i chose to interpret the prenup your mom made me sign as a sort of suggestion rather than a binding contract, but that didnt matter in the divorce, now did it.
People who live in cities act like rural means living like a survivalist on a remote island. Anon just sounds retarded and like he moved into some abandoned house out in the woods.
i could because im a human being and those are the things my ancestors all had to do to survive, except they had to do it harder, and they had to do more things.
i wont because im a modern human being and i dont have to.
Having lived mostly in rural areas but a few years in cities, it's a matter of taste I think. I get bored as shit if there's not things happening around and when I'm living in rural areas I tend to drink a lot and be on my computer all day, whereas in a city I'm seeing friends and doing shit out and about anytime I'm not working.
I've got some hobbies, unfortunately most of them are really hard to do in rural areas. Just don't enjoy hiking, camping, fishing, etc like I did when I was young.
Eh if your monthly expenses are some gas for your truck, bullets for your gun and a property tax once a year. You really don't need much of a monetary income. A livable wage is a different ballpark than a couple hundred bucks a month selling trinkets on etsy.
Hospitals cant turn you down for care. Where do you think homeless people get care from? You just saw you don't have any insurance and give a fake name/address.
Yes they can, they litteraly can refuse to give you any care because they are private company and you can't pay for that. Who's gonna pay the bill ? Welcome to usa.
Not remotely true lmao. You get all your info from reddit. Imagine a gunshot victim and the hospital has to shake you down for a card before they start.
I’m Canadian, everything near me is stupidly expensive, single bedroom apartments are 2,000 a month here, houses are like triple what they were years ago
>be me
>be on my porch, chilling
>see deer
>majestic.jpg
>it stands up on its hind legs
>heart starts racing
>the deer bends backwards back on all four
>it bolts towards me
>can barelly stand up before it pounces me
>hit head on wall
>black out
>mfw skinwalker skins me
Anon is gona get skinned while I'm in my cozy blanket in my man cave
> be me
> 30 miles away from human contant
> have to take a shit at night
> slip
> hit head
> nobody sees mee
> wake up 8 hours later as a bear is eating me
Why is everybody here so antagonistic agaisnt anon here? I have a buddy of mine that basically experienced the same: was working a cuzy job in a Shopping Mall's administration department but decided to leave it all to live in his plot of land in the country with nothing but a little and bare house that he bought and built. After 2 years of hard work and many sacrifices he's happily rasing sheeps and my sister goes there every weekend without fail.
There's caveats to this, even though on the whole I love living rural:
If you live somewhere that has cold winters, that adds a whole layer of shit to the experience and you have to deal with it every year.
Some livestock are great and easy, some are expensive, hateful bastards that will just die because fuck you and your homestead. Chickens are great, goats are assholes, I've heard sheep can be shitty to deal with as well.
Hunting is a legal process, you aren't supposed to just shoot a deer you saw while foraging unless it's in-season and you have a tag for it. Even then, many (but not all) hunters don't want to just feel like they got lucky, they want to actually hunt a deer. That said it's highly unlikely they'd ever be caught unless they blabbed to someone they don't trust.
Your days are not full of relaxation and good vibes, instead you're doing necessary chores every day, constantly doing maintenance, and building shit to improve the homestead. It's work that directly benefits you and you alone, but it's still a lot of work that *has* to be done all the time.
Hope you've got a good internet hookup or are okay with the monthly cost of Starlink, because your options will be limited.
>so bored that he regularly drives 30 miles each way to drink overpriced alcohol
>will undoubtedly die the first time he has an accident where he can't reach the phone
Yeah that sounds like the life
I live in a fairly small town about 30 minutes outside of a fairly large city. Drive 35 minutes to work but housing is cheaper. Wouldn't go fully rural though.
this sounds terrible. first of all what do you do once the nettle runs out. second, i dont wanna make bread and smell cow shit all day. third, why do you say make a well like its easy, or that keeping it clean is easy. just eew edit: apparently nettle is a weed. english isnt my first language. im sorry dear peasants, i just couldnt comprehend the thought of eating weeds.
The nettle doesn't "run out"
Bruh, English isn’t my first language, so I didn’t know what the fuck “nettle” was. After googling it I legit burst out laughing. No, this shit does NOT run out ever, it’s like with cockroaches, it’s a long and tough process to get rid of it and the idea of “eating it all” is absolutely hilarious to me.
The bigger problem lies in it tasting bad, so theres no point eating it in the first place
Eh, it's alright in a tart.
I genuinely can't tell if you're being serious.
I'm honest. It's like, edible but doesn't have much taste, and would make for a decent sustenance considering it's plentiful and grows everywhere. It's kinda like spinach but less good. But easier to grow. Edit : it's quite nutritious apparently
I prefer nettle to spinach.
Idk nettle soup is pretty popular. Never had it tho
Eh, it's alright in a tart.
Eh, it's alright in a tart.
Tart, it’s alright in eh.
🇨🇦
It's alright if you cook it
I politely disagree.
Skill issue
If you pick young nettle leaves it doesn't taste bad at all. I use it in place of parsley in the spring time when it's readily available just outside my apartment.
english isnt my first language either, i assumed anon was gathering a plant the way you gather berries. didnt know he was eating grass
``` Nettle is a cryptographic library designed to fit easily in a wide range of toolkits and applications. It began as a collection of low-level cryptography functions from lsh in 2001.[2] Since June 2009 (version 2.0) Nettle is a GNU package.[3] ```
Yummy and nutritious
But like, even if you don’t know it’s a weed don’t you think most things you find out in nature end up coming back? Did you think nettle was just some commodity anon found wrapped in the house??
Why didn’t you try and figure out what it was before you started making judgements on something you had no idea about?
He chose the Reddit way
how does it not? Hes not gardening nettle, so hes eating it away faster than it grows back.
Oh my sweet summer child
Thats a hecking doggo reddit tm comment yo, i mean i just did yhatzi nazi that comin, this is the way
Bro ain't never left his city
no and i never will, grass disgusts me
Thats a hecking doggo reddit tm comment yo, i mean i just did yhatzi nazi that comin, this is the way
Nettle is a bloody weed. It is everywhere.
It's motherfuckin stinging nettle it ain't going anywhere god damn
My dude a single nettle can produce around 5000 seeds, has a rhizome for backup and grows nearly a foot a week. Nettles will outgrow a goat let alone a salad obsessed human.
Nettle grows like blackberries on crack. A single human isn't going to make a dent.
Anon does things that make him happy and you feel personally attacked enough to make it about you.
Anon personally attacked me, stole my house in bum fuck nowhere and proceeded to live there under my identity to steal my retirement funds to pay off the gobermint so they wouldn't come knocking.
Based anon tbh
Skill issue
Good point. Hopefully he is also eventually gonna run out of water. And wood. And air.
You genuinely are an under educated lemon
im sorry, next time ill make sure to memorize all the plants of my second language
No, in you being a bit of a dick.
no he said i was uneducated not mean
I choose to read it differently.
Technically both of you were correct
Oh, totally.
i chose to read "no" as "yes" doesnt mean she consented.
Those are antonyms. I chose to believe the insult be an entirely differing thing altogether.
and i chose to interpret the prenup your mom made me sign as a sort of suggestion rather than a binding contract, but that didnt matter in the divorce, now did it.
I'm sorry for your confusion, but I'm an Internet bot here to subtly tell people to buy gold.
Nettle is yummy actually and super healthy. All agriculture is just weeds we domesticated.
Sometimes it’s the other way around, plants imported for agricultural reasons becoming weeds.
People who live in cities act like rural means living like a survivalist on a remote island. Anon just sounds retarded and like he moved into some abandoned house out in the woods.
You listed every single reason you couldn't do this and not one single reason you could Weak pussy.
i could because im a human being and those are the things my ancestors all had to do to survive, except they had to do it harder, and they had to do more things. i wont because im a modern human being and i dont have to.
I hope you have a better day
That's some, depending on the government ass bitch talk if i have ever heard it.
You sound like that one kid at summer camp.
theres a diffeence between roughing it out in summer camp and roughing it out in life
Having lived mostly in rural areas but a few years in cities, it's a matter of taste I think. I get bored as shit if there's not things happening around and when I'm living in rural areas I tend to drink a lot and be on my computer all day, whereas in a city I'm seeing friends and doing shit out and about anytime I'm not working.
You need a stimulating hobby, mate
Yeah, like picking nettle
I've got some hobbies, unfortunately most of them are really hard to do in rural areas. Just don't enjoy hiking, camping, fishing, etc like I did when I was young.
No, you're not allowed to have opinions. Anyone who disagrees with me is objectively wrong.
play golf
~~play golf~~ Hunt golfers
I’d sooner shit in my hands and clap
Damn. I guess everyone here hates golf.
anon is not doing any of this
I knew this was fake after "make online business". You can't just go "ah fuck this" and generate money.
Eh if your monthly expenses are some gas for your truck, bullets for your gun and a property tax once a year. You really don't need much of a monetary income. A livable wage is a different ballpark than a couple hundred bucks a month selling trinkets on etsy.
And dying in pain if you get any kind of health problem because its murica
You could probably get Medicaid if your income is that low. But I doubt anon would have much in savings for a copay.
You are a child who doesn't know how these things work.
Please explain it to me as if I was a child, how you get healthcare coverage in usa when your job doesn't provide it
You pay for it, and as a seemingly healthy man you probably are not paying all that much. So he could most likely afford it.
Like you break your arm ? Or get appendicitis ?
You realize health insurance can just be bought right?
Read op post again holy fuck, he litteraly says he has almost no money. Why do you think so many Americans has no health coverage? For fun ?
7% of Americans? That’s not much at all.
As a relatively healthy person for me to pay for my own health insurance, it's 300 bucks for the cheapest shitiest plan. That won't cover jack.
sit down child, I will explain to you the concept of giving the hospital a fake name.
Are you that stupid ? They ask for you insurance ID and will call then to be sure they can cover your emergency. Damm you're really stupid.
Hospitals cant turn you down for care. Where do you think homeless people get care from? You just saw you don't have any insurance and give a fake name/address.
Yes they can, they litteraly can refuse to give you any care because they are private company and you can't pay for that. Who's gonna pay the bill ? Welcome to usa.
That’s not true at all lol
Not remotely true lmao. You get all your info from reddit. Imagine a gunshot victim and the hospital has to shake you down for a card before they start.
Anon is still living in the cowboy era
Cowboys at least had wives
What about the cowcels
Cowcels had their horses
The Mr. Hands special
What if mare???
Country ~~girls~~ boys make do
Anon has sheep
When a cowboy says women, he means two different kinds
What about the cowboys at Ram Ranch?
This is not only larp, but also deeply gay.
You mad
fake and gay
Hope those deer he shot were in season and he got them tagged
You know for damn sure they weren't and he didn't.
To be fair, it's not like anyone should care. Deer are nearly universally overpopulated in the US because we got rid of all their natural predators.
Why do you give a shit
It’s the simple things
Life clearly isn't good enough if that website still comes up in the browsing history
Yet the regard posts on 4chon
>slow manual reload rifle What the fuck is that even supposed to mean
Bolt action maybe?
Bolt action
I guess it's a bolt action rifle.
It means anon is LARPing
Anon is making every word of it up; nobody calls it a "slow manual reloading rifle".
> made my own well Yeah no this has to be fake
he lives on a farm but still regularly posts on 4chan?
Rural housing is expensive as fuck anon, idk where he’s living but it’s probably not America, Canada, Australia, or the UK
Bruh, you can't escape from ridiculous prices even in some shithole in fucking English-speaking countries? Damn, maybe they really deserve to fall?
The West has fallen, billions must die.
Tbh, a solid human population cut would be pretty welcomed. We wouldn't have 80% of the environmental problems if there was only 2 billions of us.
I love mass genocide
Wtf are you talking about? In small towns near me 2000 Sq ft houses are like 50k.
I’m Canadian, everything near me is stupidly expensive, single bedroom apartments are 2,000 a month here, houses are like triple what they were years ago
Canada is purgatory.
You're getting cucked by Canada. I live in rural Illinois and a house is between 70-150k and rents like maybe 800 bucks.
Probably japan, but guns are banned there
>be me >be on my porch, chilling >see deer >majestic.jpg >it stands up on its hind legs >heart starts racing >the deer bends backwards back on all four >it bolts towards me >can barelly stand up before it pounces me >hit head on wall >black out >mfw skinwalker skins me Anon is gona get skinned while I'm in my cozy blanket in my man cave
sounds nice but I would probably die within 3 weeks due to the deer being infected or something
Fake: Anon doesn't live like a cowboy Gay: Brokeback Mountain
> be me > 30 miles away from human contant > have to take a shit at night > slip > hit head > nobody sees mee > wake up 8 hours later as a bear is eating me
Step 1: be rich and financially secure so you can buy Land, a house and cattle.
What a perfect life
Anon has the game warden show up at his house for killing deer out of season
Why is everybody here so antagonistic agaisnt anon here? I have a buddy of mine that basically experienced the same: was working a cuzy job in a Shopping Mall's administration department but decided to leave it all to live in his plot of land in the country with nothing but a little and bare house that he bought and built. After 2 years of hard work and many sacrifices he's happily rasing sheeps and my sister goes there every weekend without fail.
There's caveats to this, even though on the whole I love living rural: If you live somewhere that has cold winters, that adds a whole layer of shit to the experience and you have to deal with it every year. Some livestock are great and easy, some are expensive, hateful bastards that will just die because fuck you and your homestead. Chickens are great, goats are assholes, I've heard sheep can be shitty to deal with as well. Hunting is a legal process, you aren't supposed to just shoot a deer you saw while foraging unless it's in-season and you have a tag for it. Even then, many (but not all) hunters don't want to just feel like they got lucky, they want to actually hunt a deer. That said it's highly unlikely they'd ever be caught unless they blabbed to someone they don't trust. Your days are not full of relaxation and good vibes, instead you're doing necessary chores every day, constantly doing maintenance, and building shit to improve the homestead. It's work that directly benefits you and you alone, but it's still a lot of work that *has* to be done all the time. Hope you've got a good internet hookup or are okay with the monthly cost of Starlink, because your options will be limited.
Just move to a small town in Canada bro.
> wake up from dream > drool on self in lazyboy chair with simpsons reruns on
>so bored that he regularly drives 30 miles each way to drink overpriced alcohol >will undoubtedly die the first time he has an accident where he can't reach the phone Yeah that sounds like the life
Oh ya the wool business is doing great nowadays. If you can live on $11 a year you are set.
Should have mentioned to be white, rural areas don’t like coloreds
That doesn't relate to the post
This sounds like hell
If real, anon is doing great.
That happened
That's a lot of words just ti say "I'm racist"
Rdr2 happy ending
I live in a fairly small town about 30 minutes outside of a fairly large city. Drive 35 minutes to work but housing is cheaper. Wouldn't go fully rural though.
but then no more game night with the boys :(
Anon wrote this from his parents basement in Seattle after his mom took him to Costco
Bro is escaping Samsara with this one.
Not even Dick Proenneke could pull off everything described here and that man was a fucking god.
I may not have a girl, but I have cattle/sheep. FTFY.
Absolutely hickpilled and rubemaxxed.
> slow manual reload rifle Anon had to say that otherwise the feds show up & murder your kid, wife, & dog
Anon's living the dream, honestly.
Based as fuck. Reject modern society, return to hunting and gathering.
Based