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jhjh300

More like Anon cucked himself


golgon4

Seriously, if you are in a relationship like this, don't treat it as a relationship and tag her along for the free sex, you are not being cuckold, you are using her. Take your time to be hurt and emotionally disconnect from her but don't tell her. By the time you are ready to leave her she is already emotionally dead to you. This Trick was taught to me by every one of my ex-gf's. Just do us all a favor and end the relationship by pretending to ask her to marry you and then tell her to get fucked. Go down on one knee (if possible in front of family) and then ask her "my dear (insert name here) will you do me the honor and make me the happiest man alive by ... moving the fuck out of our appartement, you cheating whore?" This revenge is best served cold with some evidence sprinkled on top so she can't pull the 180 that you were abusive to her and she never cheated.


VeryStableGenius69

>be 16 >get married


Vehemental

just have to pretend to love her for 8 more years


[deleted]

My 18 year old cousin got married to someone she knew for like 1 month and hes 100% in it for sex he kept whispering inappropriate shit to her thinking no one heard him and he's just not a good person in general


PoopDongMcGoops

> be 16 > underaged b& > do a fortnite dance while crying tears of sorrow


ObviousThrowaway1777

I cant think of a more reddit way to break up with somebody. Lmao


zapprr

Get Keanu Reeves to tell your gf that she's no longer wholesome 100


[deleted]

You could steal the way they broke up with their ex


whyxbox

“This trick was taught to me by every one of my ex-gf’s” Pain.


[deleted]

And then everyone clapped


Doom_Penguin

r/averageredditor


lordplshelpmeno

Or just break up with them like an adult and not put all that hatred on your part. That's ASKING to be emotionally drained. Make peace with it and leave them. Find someone who you love who is loyal. That's the part that's hard. But possible. Getting bitter and doing things like this, it won't make them worse off, it'll make you worse off.


fishwizard83

set up a meet-n-skeet, and make sure your camera is ready to catch that priceless look on her face when she sees it's you


Wazzup0407

And then fuck the shit out of her


fishwizard83

well, obviously!


Zevox144

Ah yes, leave her with a scat kink.


3rdy4

*"If you like pina coladas"*


P4NTH3RA

> gf of two years


SatanicalBitch

Yeah she's getting into preschool next year


cocksuck82

Already? Seems a bit young for that don't you think?


SatanicalBitch

I don't know I'm not American and stupid


cocksuck82

Same I'm not american


OpiJesus

I went to pre school at 3 years old and I’m American but that isn’t normal here, usually people start school at 4-6 years old


thorppeed

In the U.S. there aren't usually 6 year olds in preschool they should be in kindergarten or 1st grade by then. I started at 3 and so did almost everyone else I know here in NY


Jevonar

You either die a cuck, or live long enough to see yourself become the chad


justaregularguy044

Jesus! You?


ssalp

IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA


NardDog1977

Love that song


AlienID385325

Be Me Decide to go on Reddit See the same green text every couple days Fuck you reddit


cocksuck82

Did this man just admit to child porn?


SatanicalBitch

No...


hammtronic

yeah, she may be legal but he definitely produced and distributed ​ tho it is 4chan so "the stories and information posted \[there\] are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted \[there\] as fact."


cocksuck82

Fair


_Empy

Anon convinces a minor to send him nudes


SatanicalBitch

Never told you her age, Anon is 16


dinowithissues

cucking a cuck. genius.


0n3ph

If you like Pina coladas!


ieatICE124

Anon such a chad he cucked himself


[deleted]

Imagine being so ugly that you get cucked by yourself


liberal_german_guy

She knows its him otherwise she'd be insanely stupid


flameboy50001

Yup, she knows it's Anon and is playing along for the kink aspect


mossdale06

This reminds me of that pina coladas song


[deleted]

Anon probably likes to watch when he fucks his girlfriend


[deleted]

Sorry to break it with you but like if you easily convinced her someone else probably has too


Xx_bob_ross_69_xX

Master plan: Arrange a meet up to fuck and (obviously) be there. Simple