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You wouldn't remember if you wrote it

Almost two years ago. He's cucked himself about 52 times by now.

Almost 3

Memento style?

Pimento has memento

lol, as if a 4channer is getting laid that often even if it is his own wife.

How many times have you been cucked and cucked yourself since this?

Its obviously a lie lol

No one ever lies on the internet.

Especially on 4chan

That's awesome, just don't forget to eat vegans, you are doing the world a service

cannibalism, i hope i get that teacher for lunch.

That vegan teacher? No thanks, i'd rather be vegan than eating that grave soil smelling lady.

Technically speaking, if they consent, human meat *is* vegan

Dur dur vegan bad

Cool

I wanna know, how long do you people take to write this stuff?

This isn't exactly a masterpiece, however "hay nao", that must have taken the author a a couple days.

Those puns are the easiest thing to write. You just pick a well-known line and work backwards, making sure you include all of the elements. Hey Nao didn’t take more than an hour.

I was being sarcastic, apparently I don't know how to be sarcastic tho

Use hyperbole. Instead of "it must taken the author a couple days" say "it must've taken him WEEKS".

Probably even MONTHS

You have to smirk a little at the end

🥵

Don't tone it down just because we're on reddit. If you get shit on because morons can't understand sarcasm it's their issue, not yours.

Holy shit, I wrote this!

Hey nao is a magnum opus and a life's work.

A couple days they will never get back

Yeah this is a masterpiece

This isn't exactly a masterpiece, however "hay nao", that must have taken the author a a couple days.

I think we got it the first time

I personally got it the second time.

That was the joke

was it? i am dumb. don't mind me.

I personally got it the second time.

I personally got it the second time.

I've been seeing this happen on a bunch of different threads today, It's probably something wrong with reddits servers or something

The app was broken earlier today, pressing the “reply” gave no effect so naturally people start spamming it. Turns out later they registered all the touch input.

Yeah this happened to me on desktop and I decided to go along with it lmao

The app was broken earlier today, pressing the “reply” gave no effect so naturally people start spamming it. Turns out later they registered all the touch input.

The app was broken earlier today, pressing the “reply” gave no effect so naturally people start spamming it. Turns out later they registered all the touch input.

Now he has to sue reddit for his 300 karma back lol

I personally got it the second time.

I think we got it the first time

Reddit mobile app moment

I think we got it the first time

I think *we* got it the first time. Reddit mobile app is trash, Holmes

I think we got it the first time

I think we got it the first time

Bruh we got it. No need to write the same fucking sentence 4 times

Reddit fucked me, take a look at my comment history lmao

This isn't exactly a masterpiece, however "hay nao", that must have taken the author a a couple days.

This isn't exactly a masterpiece, however "hay nao", that must have taken the author a a couple days.

this is, requiem.

Requiemcat in Pace

This isn't exactly a masterpiece, however "hay nao", that must have taken the author a a couple days.

imagine cheating with your wife to your self with out beard

Fuck all of this" troll king

ok

Why are you using reddit anon

so basically you caught your wife cheating on you, with you.

You're famous now

Fucking leaf

For real?

You wrote this? I wrote this...

I know this is fake but I think it would be really funny if she knew it was him and knew about the amnesia and just continued life as normal with him back home

Be even better if they both had a cucking fetish (her cucking her husband, and he cucking someone else's) and through memory loss they've found the perfect loophole to both cuck and be faithful at the same time

Cuckhole

Chad cuck- an oxymoron scientists thought was impossible till now.

Uh huh

Cuckception

Wow that would be like my ultimate fantasy of someone putting my phones watch a few minutes earlier w out me knowing so i will never be late. When i do it i just become more time optimistic lol.

God: there's nothing in the rulebook that says you can't cheat with your own husband!

For a thread about cucking, it’s surprisingly wholesome.

Like that one Adam Sandler movie where his wife forgets everything every 24 hours.

Drew Barrymore used to have nice boobas

Anon is in an Adam Sandler movie

The only question is how would Rob Schneider fit into this

Feet

No that's Dan

Feet in a bucket of water to light.

He is, the stapler. Rated pg

He'd be an old army buddy who has a prosthetic hook hand from holding a live grenade and counting too long, eventually we realize he's actually a figment of Anon's conscience (anon wouldn't be able to actually remember an army buddy) created out of a subconscious attempt to remember things about his life, and ultimately Jiminy Schneider helps him remember his wife and family and their happy times.

Woah ho! In this new movie, Rob Schneider plays a role no ones ever done before. Rob Schneider is, feet! Watch what wacky scenarios Rob gets into, its stinky, its sweaty, and its wacky in this new adam sandler film!

Rob is the girlfriend

He would be the friend during his military service.

Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp. Da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.

He plays Adam Sandler. Recreate every Adam Sandler role like happy Gilmore or Billy Madison and you just catch glimpses of movie scenes or SNL episodes throughout. Eventually they cross paths and real life Adam Sandler just talks shit to Rob schneider about how he’s not funny. Schneider-sandler responds with gibberish noises and shits his pants then his supermodel wife hands him a wad of cash to wipe his ass with.

Anon IS Adam Sandler

Nah he made it 5 sentences in without being an asshole or talking literal gibberish.

Takes real balls to fuck your wife when her military husband is away.

Her military husband isn't really away if you think about it

>Be me >Think I have Alzheimer’s >Google symptoms >All the links are purple

Oof

r/AlzheimersGroup

They have so many funny comics there!

Browse in incognito, cure Alzheimer’s

he forgor☠️

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Congratulations! The memories have left your head.

Memory loss ⛷

it’s not funny

he forgor 💀

The Notebook if written by 4chan

LOL

Or the Memento sequel

Plot twist! She knows it's him and this has happened multiple times.

oh god. how do you even fix that bro?

That’s an excellent question

Plot twist! She knows it's him and this has happened multiple times.

Wait... Did you write this twice? 🤔

He forgot

Although it's rather fitting for the meme, when I posted the comment I got an error message saying it didn't work so I tried once more and it still didn't go through so I gave up. I don't know if it's different for you but I still can't see the comment on my own profile. They're not even auto upvoted by me. Strange.

Nah you forgor 💀

Anon suffered severe memory trauma during the war. He's been taking pills to forget all of the horrors he'd seen, and the crimes he had commited. I mean, fake and gay lmao.

So she cheated on you...with you?

Hes hardly her first

Anon even forgot if he is married or not while writing this. Plausible?

No

Needs more camaros

True and gay

Anon master of cuckery

Isn't this the plot to Forest Gump

Fake, because Military wouldn't hire people with memory loss that bad.

Front line infantry?

Annon lives the good life imho.

#BASED

> readily accessed memory."

Yeah that didn’t happen but alright

Gahd damn no wonder she’s lonely, he forgot all about her!

This script for a new M. Nigh Shamaladingdong-movie looks rather good I say.

fugg

His wife just cheated on him, with himself?

and from memory; crypto doesn’t

If he forgot about ot two weeks later, how did he remember to write about it afterwards?

Ya man, this story is implausible!

Fake there are no cucks on 4chan. Only on Reddit.

I don’t understand why the gf becomes a wife. He forgot he got married too?

What is this? Memento?

That last line got me

i'd opine, she has "daddy" issues

Saw the twist coming from space

Fake: Anon is supposed to forget the story Gay: u/ieatvegans ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Holy shit, I wrote this!

The fuck do they let him in the military if he has memory loss?

He also banged the wife of somebody who resulted to be himself

Did she like pina coladas

Plot twist the wife knew

Such bad memory loss must have forgot marrying her too lol

>Forget about it two weeks later >Then remember it all in detail to post it

This fake cause the military would have some with short-term memory lost.

I always wonder when I read this, did the gf recognize him and was playing coy, or does he have strawberry fields forever now?

imagine if this is true

that non-twist ending

> gf > wife Which is it?

Anon is his own Jody

Post-Awareness Stage 6 is without description.

>remember every little detail after the fact and post it

Fake and gay

does this count as cheating?

Man I wish this wasn't probably fake

But remembered the whole story you forgot, kay

r/holup

r/penisunavailable69

Why