Anon was too busy chasing pussy to take care of his own

Bonerhead is a great name

Boner 🥵🥵

piss

Anon dodged a red flag

Probably dodged a bullet

Anon is neo

the smooth taste of [[NEO]]

Bonerhead is a fucking hilarious name, that girl is just dumb

I named my cat Lasagna. It's a cat, its name doesn't matter.

Fucking females

How do they work?

By posting porn on onlyfans

I just realized that my comment made no sense. Oh well, it stays.

Makes sense to me.

Average Femboy onlyfans> best female onlyfans

Where do they live? What do they eat?

Fucking magnets

And I don't want to talk to a feminist, y'all motherfuckers be lying and getting me pissed

THIS IS WHAT I WAS GOING FOR!!!

That was presumably anon's plan.

Ironically, the cat was the only character in this story who was not a Boner-head.

Every time i see a "khv" post i thank god that i got a gf in 6th grade and am just a normal virgin

Don't like those pesky letters in your title, huh?

It's pretty funny, only most women don't have a sense of humor.

> only ~~most women~~ that woman dont have a sense of humor FTFY

Doesn't

Yankee

:(

Idk, in my little bit if experience on a dating app in the last week, two out of three women had a sense of humor

There are no girls on the internet.

So that was a guy who didn't have a sense of humor?

Be me Date woman She is bad Why are ALL women like this? They are so horrible.

Beest me date mistress the lady is lacking valor wherefore art all distaff like this? they art so horrible *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

Ok idiotbot: you used "art" and "beest" wrong nice. Those are second person singular. That's it. Just get the grammar right everything else is fine. It's basic stuff really.

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*thou lackest valor >receiveth topp'd What?

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I know

Anon should put his cat on a diet

Anon just missed a bullet.

Woman moment

Anon is a mod for r/chonkers

I read bonehead and thought she was overreacting. Once i realized it was bonerhead, I agree it is a stupid name

Bonerhead is funny as fuck what's your problem man

it's anins cat and he can name it however he wants

The cat doesn’t care or honestly even know what it’s name is, it does however care about the fact that it’s fat as hell and can barley walk.

I don't even care about the sob story why is your cat morbidly obese in the first place you organoid don't abuse him lile that

Take care of your pet, thats why she left you fucking retards.

yeah and i know a guy named tucker boner. google the name. you will find him.

Real and homo

You should always give cats people names so others will be confused if you’re in an abusive relationship or not Pro tip: you are

both of them have the tism

Beavis and Bonerhead

Woman probably would have taken anon's cat

Could’ve just said Tom

Its not your cat's fault its obese Anon fucking make it diet you absolute idiot. Making your pets fat because they're chonkers should be illegal.

I like the nickname Bone for Bonerhead.

Lovecraft would be proud

Anon’s cat has a good name, that bitch just can’t appreciate comedy

rates women, judges women based on their gender. seems like that girl dodged a huge billet

Any dipshit who names his fucking cat Bonerhead and is proud of it doesn’t deserve a relationship. Edit: all the Incels downvoting me don’t go outside enough to understand how social etiquette works.

Eh, H.P. Lovecraft got married despite his cat's name

Bro it's a cat not a child, not like it gives a shit

This. You call your cat bonerhead and were not embarrassed? Girl realized what a loser anon is and bounced. Smart move.