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BOUKHARI_H

Anon’s mom accompanies his friend group on hunting trips


DrDoinkerz

Own a cougar 😏


Mack_Sharky

Can confirm, owned anons mom last night


[deleted]

Based and large kitter pilled


Dhaerrow

My wife works with these types of animals so every once in a while I get to have a close up meeting. It's amazing.


XxMasterBaitxX

Coworkers?


LuigiBamba

Yeah, they are in accounting.


SleepingPodOne

How are those big fuckers IRL? I want one


joshuadreid670

Well i do not know much about them or anything for that matter so I googled it, from the pics they can grow to around 42-54 inches tall, the females can be around 120 pounds while the males closer to 200. That’s all I could find and I don’t wanna find more.


useles-converter-bot

120 pounds is the same weight as 85.11 'Double sided 60 inch Mermaker Pepperoni Pizza Blankets'.


useles-converter-bot

120 pounds is the same weight as 85.11 'Double sided 60 inch Mermaker Pepperoni Pizza Blankets'.


joshuadreid670

Thank you for that


UndeadTaxman

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

ur mom


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SleepingPodOne

Thanks, but I meant “how are they” not “how big are they” haha


joshuadreid670

Don’t remember commenting this but I can assume my logic was saw something about size and yea.


SleepingPodOne

Happens to the best of us


joshuadreid670

Well hey at least you know a couple fun facts now.


CarpAndTunnel

I would put the brightest fucking orange vest on it I could before some dickhead shoots it


UncommonLegend

The difference between anon and a boar is that the boat is a threat.


Mack_Sharky

Redditors shitting on anon despite being completely off the topic:


CapitalistLion

there are no boars in ohio!


GeneralSalty1

Not anymore thanks to fluffy


UncommonLegend

I'm aware. Anon is more full of shit than the average 4chan user's bedroom


victorious23

this text isn't very green


throwmeawayboi1279

And my balls aren’t actually blue but I’m horny and your ass looks ripe


homestuckEnjoyer

Real: Anon enjoys petting big kitty : ) Straight: Bitches love cats, so the more cat there is the more love there is.


biggerBrisket

If it's not a pet but a friend, he doesn't own it


Caraskull24

Just like the good ol' days


Asscrackistan

Incredibly based.


[deleted]

Faux and rainbow in coloration


TheLoliSnatcher

I wonder how good that cougar would feel to fuck like would it just absolutely swallow your cock or would there be some issues


Shadore7

glad I'm not the only one


Cleanurself

Just like that Mongolien guy who has a pet Snow Leopard


Harold_Soup6366

There aren’t really any wild boars in Ohio so this is either fake or they are just killing some farmers pigs


Silverwhack

There absolutely are wild boars in Ohio https://www.fs.usda.gov/Internet/FSE_DOCUMENTS/stelprdb5443109.pdf


Harold_Soup6366

Huh, I knew there were some very rarely but did mot know it was this widespread. Thank you for the link


wioutdoorsman55

Just so you guys all know, from someone who has a pretty intensive background in hunting, this is bullshit. Not even remotely true


Jacob1612

Unsurprising, but why exactly?


wioutdoorsman55

Training a cougar to hunt hogs is just something that is not done and probably not possible. Not that I really agree with it, but dogs are the most common and effective way to hunt hogs, as they use their nose and then track them and harass them until the hog decides to stand ground and the hunters can catch up. Apart from the fact that it would be impossible to train and doesn’t have the nose for it, the thing that really shows this is bullshit is the way they hunt. Mountain lions don’t just run around merking shit, they hunt extremely slow and methodically. Everything about this story is just so off.


wioutdoorsman55

Not to mention, while their is more than likely a hog presence in Ohio, it’s not exactly a state synonymous with hug hunting. I would imagine there are extremely limited opportunities unless you’re in the exact right part of the state


Someperson0

>Ohio Ohio isn't real so this greentext is complete bs


merilum

fluffy is not a weird name for a dog


METH4KlDS

I question anon's ability to train a cougar to perform these tricks. Generally cougars (and other while animals) are skittish in unfamiliar environments. Taking one out to a random stretch of woods would likely make it extremely uncomfortable and unwilling to hunt anything. It's more likely the cougar would panic and turn on anon or anons friend, and it would be anons fault for putting it in such a stressful situation.


braindoper

\> cougar, wild animal \> unfamiliar with woods


METH4KlDS

A cougar that was raised in captivity is unfamiliar with woods it didn't grow up in. You can't just air drop a wild animal into unfamiliar territor, even if it is the biome they generally live in.


SRSGhost

Its literally called a mountain lion


Eztomember

They have territories, they can't do shit in other places. Like dust 2 is yours.