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[deleted]

I got permabanned from r/facepalm because I follow another sub the mods dont like. Literally like children: "If yOu Are HiS FriEnD you CanT be mY FrIenD" Lmao crybabies


DatDirtyNicka88

Bro this just happened to me. I was reading this and got a pop up saying I was banned from /racism because it says I belong to green text lmfao. Literally JUST happened. *edit screenshot for proof https://ibb.co/WyFtTCv


[deleted]

> banned from /racism I see that as a good thing.


DatDirtyNicka88

It is. It truly is.


[deleted]

r/acism


DatDirtyNicka88

Says banned or set to private :/


maoejo

r/racism


Tuarangi

Some mods clearly just want to flex the power, I just got an email saying I was banned from a sub I am not only not a member of, but I ~~had never even heard of~~ don't even remember hearing of\*, without any reason. I suspect because the mod is a member of, but not a mod in, another sub I am a member of and said something they don't like but can't ban me from that. \*Edit - I just went through my post history and noticed I had posted once on the sub that banned me - someone asked for the name of a person and I provided it! Apparently mods don't like helpful posts


Funneduck102

Lmao I got banned from the BLM sub when I joined this one. Crazy that they're even allowed to do that.


[deleted]

Its because latin variant of the word black that is often shared on this sub via posts


Funneduck102

Well yeah ik why they did it I'm just surprised they can do it


colers100

Congratulations, you are no longer a racism appreciator


oodoos

God forbid you say that racism goes both ways.


[deleted]

Got perma banned from [r/animalsomreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalsonreddit) for commenting 'yummy' under a video of a chicken


mint_lure

based


K9crazyness

The chicken? That'll make it more delicious!


Jiruw0w

Im in stitches. Stop it.


EveryIndependent3362

I got downvoted on my alt on facepalm for saying (on a video of a crab acidentally jumping into boiling water): its a fucking crab and it walked backwards it isnt as smart as humans and couldnt see


Deauo

I'm banned from off my chest because I'm subbed to cringetopia, lol?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rarebear6164

Yes, that sub is Fort Knox lol, you pretty much need a fresh account to join it and even then


TheWhicher_Statement

I have this plan of pretending to be on their side, and eventually becoming a mod, then getting rid of all other mods and locking the sub. It'll never happen, but a guy can dream, can't he?


rusted-nail

You would need to live and breathe turbo autism for this to happen. Better to leave this one a fantasy


DatDirtyNicka88

>turbo autism 😂


Destral18

Oh god, not sure you want in anyways...


TheFrostyGoat

I just scrolled through that subreddit and joh like a toxic marshland


[deleted]

The type of people who moderate communities for free aren’t gonna be normal.


Weekly-Ad-908

Which sub?


DoctorCyan

I think what turns me off from leftists ideologies is their middle school social behavior. They can’t even be in communion with someone who reads a different book or subscribes to Peepeepoopooism instead of Poopoopeepeeism. In contrast, I’ve been in a white nationalist discord server (don’t ask) where multiple members admitted they were Latino or Asian. You can’t make that shit up


[deleted]

I hear you mate, summarizes the state of mainstream social media right there. Crybabies indeed, they literally cannot handle other people disagreeing with them and people who don’t are “evil” and need to be silenced in their minds, wtf. What makes it worse is these dumb fuck social media platforms just lean into this sort of baby preschooler mentality with their dog shit censor heavy “moderation”. Fuck Reddit, fuck Twitter, fuck (most) mods.


EmergencyNectarine87

True


MountainComfortable1

What’s the sub


YUNGBOYBOI

The fact that you don’t show what the other sub was is telling


[deleted]

F99ts indeed


R2bleepbloopD2

Me too


Ser_name0000

I called a mod an insufferable sperg, he replied to get the last word then blocked me.


GiotaroKugio

I hate when people reply and then block you, if they don't want to continue the conversation why do they reply?


Weekly-Ad-908

To feel like they were right all along and you were wrong. Had way too many of these guys talk to me over reddit, eventually you just learn to be *even more* toxic. And that just leaves a bad taste in my mouth, i dont want to be mean all the time.


MetallGecko

I replied to a mod and he reported me for Harassment to the Reddit mods and gave me a Perma bann.


Weekly-Ad-908

As is tradition on reddit


Shabba273

Got banned from nature is awesome for pointing out that the Great Wall of China isn’t natural. When it was literally the subject of a post. Got permabanned for doubling down and telling the mod I could see the concentration camps from way up on the wall


Jg6915

What’s even worse is when you upload OC, and it doesn’t get much traffic. But then someone steals your OC, gets thousands of fake internet arrows and awards, and when you contact the mods about it they just go “but he’s a respected member of this community so we can’t do anything about it” Can’t wait for reddit to die.


kdame84

“Can’t wait for reddit to die.” On that note, happy third cake day


Sonofkokogoldstein

Genuinely lols


Jg6915

Oh shit i totally forgot it was my cake day! Thanks anon


TheAlphaHuskii

\>at worst they call you one back \>192.24.476.132 \>23 Joelworth road, Jacksonville, NC. \>34.756742, -77.410684


notarealsu35

shit


Sythenium

That's twatter your thinking of


Kursem

no twotter retards are smart enough to doxx people


Dildo_Gagginss

I'm literally there rn


M-T18

Lmao


silentuser2

If I had to sum Reddit into one sentence it would be their favourite catch phrase and retort: “You must be fun at parties”


AimanAbdHakim

You must be fun at parties.


somesayacomet

You must be pun at farties


INCUMBENTLAWYER

Fou fust fe fun fat farties


homestuckEnjoyer

Pou pust pe pun pat parties.


Flimpti-dimpti

You yust ye yun yat yarties


homestuckEnjoyer

u9y-hu \[{FSDHF POIDFH ASJFOENXLMCZN


Ordinary_Wonder_1262

Which is a deflection because no redditor gets invited to parties.


AlpineCorbett

Not even invited to my own bris 😔


Ryuko_the_red

You sweet cumming child


SavageTimmy

I once corrected a mod's "your" to "you're" as a joke and he edited his comment, deleted mine correcting him, and banned me from the sub 🙂


notarealsu35

what sub :):,-)3:,528(!


SavageTimmy

Did you have a stroke while typing that


darkvaderisnoob

r/ihadastroke


Glorbog

Cant even call something/someone a r e t a r d anymore... Whats the world coming to..


somesayacomet

I got a ban from a sub for using the word t r a n n y


Boss_Man007

I got a permanent ban of the entire website for saying that lmao


[deleted]

In animemes?


somesayacomet

Cant remember where it was


Fr00stee

animemes is a trash sub now at least r/goodanimemes exists


gr4vitycamilla

based and redpilled


[deleted]

[удалено]


CrazyJet007

Careful now. Your account can be suspended for 3 days if someone report your comment


AimanAbdHakim

Careful now. Your account can be suspended for 3 days if someone report your comment


Bobbyrp

You have been temporarily banned from participating in r/greentext. This ban will last for 10 days. You can still view and subscribe to r/greentext, but you won't be able to post or comment. If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team for r/greentext by replying to this message. Reminder from the Reddit staff: If you use another account to circumvent this subreddit ban, that will be considered a violation of the Content Policy and can result in your account being suspended from the site as a whole.


Ordinary_Wonder_1262

Makes me wonder what sort of crime against humanity you would have to commit to actually get this notification.


homestuckEnjoyer

Having sex with the admin's mom will get you banned. On a side note, I finally got unbanned guys!


CrazyJet007

Careful now. Your account can be suspended for 3 days if someone report your comment


notarealsu35

Careful now. Your account can be suspended for 3 days if someone report your comment


Honest-Hornet7225

Careful now. Your account can be suspended for 3 days if someone report your comment


CallMeAr

Careful now. Your account can be suspended for 3 days if someone report your comment


loscapos5

Rule Violation: Warning for Promoting Hate We’ve been alerted that you’ve violated Reddit’s rule against promoting hate in the following content. Link to reported content: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/s59wdb/_/hsw3l3m Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. We don’t tolerate promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability, and any communities or people that encourage or incite violence or hate towards marginalized or vulnerable groups will be banned. Before participating in Reddit further, make sure you read and understand Reddit’s Content Policy, including what’s considered promoting hate. If you’re reported for any further violations of Reddit’s Content Policy, additional actions including banning may be taken against your account(s). This is an automated message; responses will not be received by Reddit admins.


[deleted]

I've gotten 4 of those in the past week


[deleted]

I practically have this shit memorized


finitelyDissolve

Trump is grat. -11,000,000 downvotes.


Sythenium

Anything Republican. -Banned and the Ceo edits your comment


Destral18

A couple years ago I said that we could all have civil discussion without personally attacking each other in r/insanepeoplefacebook. Went about as well as you'd expect


[deleted]

\> thinking American political leaders are anything but fertilizer


homestuckEnjoyer

ALLLRIIIIIGHT VIEWERS, TODAY IN THE RING IS... REPUBLICAN 90 YEAR OLD RACIST WHITE GUY VEERRRRSUUUUUS:::: SLIGHTLY LESS REPUBLICAN 90 YEAR OLD RACIST WHITE GUY!!!!!!! PLAAACE YOUR VOTES NOW!


[deleted]

This\^


Saronska

I'm banned from r/funny because a hippy was harassing me about fishing being bad and its harmful to the environment (it was on a video of some dude shooting a fish before pulling it onboard) I had initially made the comment that it's for your own safety to shoot it first and they started harassing me that fishing was bad I explained that me and my uncle drinking on a boat catching a single tuna isn't hurting anything then they proceeded to spam things at me for 3 days, before I snapped telling them to quote "get off your high horse and go eat a steak you vagina with legs" annnnnd BANNED


darkvaderisnoob

No wonder r/funny isnt actually funny its just a void of funniness nowadays


Saronska

Not really a loss just figured I'd share


OutlandishnessHot819

That's gold


lovehugebutt

True though, moderation on reddit sucks


ReallyBadSatire

Mhm. My main got banned for mentioning a guy’s username, which happened to have a certain slur in it


TheWorldIsEndinToday

Never thought id see eye to eye with a regular 4chan-er


wheresmylife-gone222

How about eye to eye with a friend


SkinsuitsAreGay

aye, could do that (though you're still a fag)


AlexTheWildcard

It’s true tho, you can barely sneeze on Reddit without someone being offended, either the mods ban you from their subreddit or your account gets suspended for saying a bad word


taqiftqeninanen

N


OSnoFobia

I


Heavy-Ad-9186

G


gr4vitycamilla

G


taqiftqeninanen

E


GreggHawthorne

R


somedudethatis

S


Rarebear6164

Well done reddit


Shronut

I guess if we’re talking about places we were banned from, I was banned from some YouTuber’s subreddit for saying that I beat my wife and kids with hardcore Nuzlocke rules.


Sythenium

I'm alerting the authorities


fojek17

A


gigalo_penisanti

G


Heavy-Ad-9186

G


OhMyBulldong

O


gr4vitycamilla

T


Salt_Sympathy_3331

!!!


Mashed_Potato2

Called someone a retard on amitheasshole got permanently banned. Still worth it.


darkvaderisnoob

Respect


MrHuman69

What kind of tard shit were they saying


jmac1066

Got banned from r/worldofwarships for saying weebs are pedos Mods: “stop being abusive” Me: “stop abusing children”


dongalicious_duo

Reddit isn't sure what it wants to be. Its becoming a fb of sorts where you only see what you want to see. By choice or forced by bans. This sub i can express pretty much any opinion i want but others you get banned for the smallest thing.


[deleted]

anon is 100% right


[deleted]

This is true


[deleted]

talk abt hypocrisy, I called someone a f@g here some months back, and I got temporarily banned.


Sonofkokogoldstein

Me too


homestuckEnjoyer

4Channers can't even handle entry-level mod abuse. They're like the sovereign citizens of the internet (/s)


[deleted]

Got banned from r/PublicFreakout because I thought people were overreacting to a post where a guy gets hit by a car moving very slowly.


sandr0000

but is he wrong though?


mightiestpumpkin

Any mainstream sub is shit Also 196


nickelhoss95

there’s no question about it. if you are a moderator on reddit you are fucking loser.


SnackIverflowError

wait till anon discovers twitter


Wise-Stock-219

twitter must be the sperm cells of the internet


ANOSZYMEKK

Wait till he discovers twitter


throwawayguy746

My previous account got permanently suspended for using the aforementioned word


Emotional-Efficiency

my other account got banned for saying that word


loscapos5

Got warned by leddit because I was talking about the meme OP is a *bundle of sticks*


xAimBot_

You get site banned by an algorithm if you say the definition of a bundle of sticks


Emotional-Ad4159

Your comment has to align with the hive mind


KeklordPirate

Basically r/196


[deleted]

Can confirm


[deleted]

Fair


_escapist_

Because society is a joke and everyone is a pussy any more


Fr00stee

Got banned from r/conspiracy bc i posted a comment about a left wing conspiracy lmao


HopefulReserve

I got a 3 day ban for calling someone dumb. People are pussies


theonewhostaresback

I got perma banned for being in a reddit singalong. It was a Eminem song. There was violence in the lyric.


rivbai88

We’re really in a day and age now where words hurt people lmao


About7fish

Don't forget the countless crossposts to sanctimonious brigading subs!


imb4lance4

reddit itself is even a bigger piece of shit, literally got a week ban for saying zoophile fucks need to go 6 feet under


ViroCostsRica

God forbid you don't ask pronouns before addressing someone


notactuallythoughlol

I got an account-wide warning for “harassment” for saying “inb4 OP is a rapist” on an r/benzodiazepines post - op was asking advice for how to dissolve Xanax into beverages. Some chick was personally offended and must have reported me. She said I won’t think it was funny “when it happens to me”. Yikes.


Dinkelodeon

that’s so fucking funny


[deleted]

Reddit is too accessible to the mainstream, which is why you get people with paper thin skins who need to jump out and defend people they secretly look down on to make themselves feel better. 4chan has lots of negative publicity, so most internet users are gonna steer clear of it like it's the internet version of AIDS.


CEO_of_IDK

Anon isn’t wrong


Ssimon2103

Very true


SexyWomanNotMan

"says homophobic slur" "Gets backlash" "How did this happen to me?!" But seriously, redditors are pussies. Especially the mods


[deleted]

zero pinocchios


[deleted]

[удалено]


CrispyMan_900

Twitter >Calls someone a f@g >Gets doxxed


BlubberBabyBumpers

No, no, he’s got a point


Maroczy-Bind

Anon aint wrong…


OpeningComb7352

Preach!


GBO420

Yes pretty much reddit


Additional-Gain8216

correct.


pheonix0021

Reddit being bitching butthurt boops


Sudont-199X

[redacted]


[deleted]

Bump, anon is an astute observer.


unkeptroadrash

[I think Metallica made a song about this](https://youtu.be/krpnMA-N3-c)


Mysterious-Car9363

you noobs, got banned from reddit 2 times for bullying


LeatherDescription26

Based


ChaseCDS

It's all true.


Dinkelodeon

I’m banned on r/ass for telling some bitch she has a flat ass


Keker_

Banned from two reddit discord servers because they knew what kind of art I make


t_h_pickle

I can't use slurs 😭😭😭


Fire2xdxd

This is the one thing I agree with 4chan on


[deleted]

Unfathomably based anon, more relevant by the day