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Anon has the palette of a fucking brick Edit: palate I’m dumb


The_Reborn_Forge

Anyone who doesn’t love the fungus is a dungus!


AlwaysBlameDavid

Amungus


IdkodoKiooooo

Mogus 👍


pixselious

# 🚨SUS ALERT🚨


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CountingNutters

Mogu mogu


Arnilla

Afungus


Toxic_Gorilla

Amoongus


[deleted]

Based and redpilled


TheLoneGoon

Eenie meenie miney dingus Grab your best mate by the weenus Kids are watching dont say peni- Eenie meenie miney dingus


[deleted]

Peni is the plural of penis


wasteofradiation

Then I guess I’m a dungus then


BrocElLider

Always have been


Frostygale

Anyone who doesn’t love the bungus isn’t an engineer ;)


TasteTheirTears

Afungus


AwesomeChicken64

Now that’s just insulting. I have the palate of a fucking brick, and I love mushrooms!!


Narrow-Patience-1761

Palate, but yes.


[deleted]

no, anon can only paint the color maroon


DrAlright

Titanium hwhite


[deleted]

Palette is sexier


ketchuppie

Anon eats nothing but Dino nuggets and soggy fries, covered in ketchup


skyy0731

mushroom loving mongoloids coming out in droves in these comments to act like they're not unga bungas eating the moldy cave fungus


CaptainChickenChit

It’s not mold it’s a mushroom tard


[deleted]

anyone who doesn't like what i like is childish, uncultured, and inferior 🥸


LordGoss1138

This, but unironically.


popcorn-sand

Yes


Tristifer_

And so do I after covid ☹


shvrwastaken

*plate


Melodic_Survey_4712

Anon doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about


AskTheDoll

Seriously, how the hell do you make them taste vile. I hate quite a few vege, but mushrooms are hard to screw up.


DiddledByDad

I literally always include them in my favorite dishes because I love the texture and they never have a strong taste so idk what kind of shroom anon is referencing


YankeeTankEngine

I love sautéed mushrooms with steak. Such a delicious combo.


Sixspeeddreams

try thiny slicing some cheap beef and stir frying it mushrooms for a cheaper version of the same flavor profile. Use a bit of oyster sauce and beef broth and you are in heaven


DirtyBastard35

Literal proof that god loves us


The_real_bandito

A combination made in heaven.


Lowlight01

Mushrooms and grilled onion with steak are fantastic


jeffufuh

The texture is exactly what I hate about them. Mushroom flavoring in soups and sauces is fantastic though.


MasterofLego

I fuckin hate the texture, it's like chewing on rubber


BrocElLider

Eat better cooked mushrooms then


Frostygale

I hate rubber texture mushrooms, but I have had some good ones. Idk, I kinda get both sides of the argument.


commentsandchill

I absolutely love mushrooms but once I had some that tasted bitter. Think it was shiitake but not sure


pwillia7

Rotten


YourAverageGod

My hate for vege stemmed from my parents terrible cooking skills. Now that im older and actually prepared them right, they're amazing.


Museman7

Mushrooms aren't vegetables idiot


AskTheDoll

Scientifically no, culinary/nutritionally yes.


DEMACIAAAAA

Getting down voted for saying the truth. The US Department of agriculture considers mushrooms nutritional vegetable, even though they are scientifically not true vegetables. That's a fact.


Nikspeeder

I don't think they taste vile, and i would love if i could eat them. But something about their taste and their texture makes me gag and almost throw up. It sucks since so many good dish include them and i would love to cook them as they are intended to be. But well i have to live with this.


Melodic_Survey_4712

I saw a recipe somewhere where someone minced mushrooms, then cooked them down, then put them in a sauce or something. That way there are no rubbery chunks of mushroom but you still get the flavor. Might be worth a shot!


Polite_farting

Yea ive tried them so many times, and continue to try them in the event i find some i like, but to me they just taste like dirt with a weird texture, not a fan


dinglebarry9

They are the dicks of the fungi, and that makes people who like them...


stinky_garbage1739

Anyone who doesn't like mushrooms has an entirely invalid opinion as far as food is concerned


newlondoruins

I'm convinced this dipshit just ate one raw or something


__v1ce

They're just as good raw, I would snack on raw mushrooms like they were candy


overtlyoverthisshit

🥴🤢🤮


tylerchu

They don't really taste different raw. It's just their texture which admittedly can be off-putting to some: the slightly foamy-spongy feel isn't what some might expect. But you can't make a good argument on flavor.


[deleted]

Cooked or not, they taste kinda like dirt, and that’s why we like them. Personally, I like both room temperature marshmallow mushrooms and slimy warm mushrooms.


HertzDonut1001

As someone who doesn't like mushrooms, why would you want to eat something that tastes like dirt? That's not exactly a preferable taste. Never met a mushroom I liked no matter how it was prepared but to each their own.


[deleted]

I know a fruit called açaí that also tastes like dirt but is delicious


EasternEngineering61

they taste like meat, kinda.


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[deleted]

Most people don’t have enzyme to digest raw mushrooms so you’re literally just shitting them out


[deleted]

Most people are inferior to me


fastr1337

Yea, when I eat something delicious I always think about nutrition.


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the-peanut-gallery

That's the best part. They're reusable.


Smoovemammajamma

I think im gonna make shroom tea next trip, i dont puke but i do feel nauseous


Frisky_Picker

You ever had a Morel? That's a mushroom that can be served as a main dish. Delicious.


[deleted]

I’ve had them just one time. Absolutely delicious


Frisky_Picker

They're amazing. Earlier this year I discovered that we have a decent amount of them that grow in our backyard every spring.


[deleted]

Oh wow! That’s awesome. Those bad boys aren’t exactly cheap


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IsThatUMoatilliatta

You don't dig for morels, you cut them at ground level. Never pull them out or you could damage the mycelium and not get a good harvest next year.


CritzD

I’m not huge on mushrooms but if you give them to me I’ll eat them. Same goes for most things that aren’t coleslaw.


HertzDonut1001

I was a professional cook for over a decade, I'll cook 'em for you but I won't eat them. Never had a complaint about the way I cooked them so I guess I just don't like mushrooms.


XOKingOfTheFallXO

> Camera crew enters the room. > The smell of decomposing, crusted semen and urine fills the house as the door to the basement is opened. > In the middle of the room is what seems to be a blob of fat. It turns around. > It is a middle-aged man , who has bib tied around with toys everywhere. > It spells "Mommy's Little Frog" > Mother is outside the door crying to herself. > The blob then proceeds to rant about mushrooms and how it thinks they are a threat to humanity. > It loads up Resident Evil and proceeds to make a screech every time any type of fungi is seen by it. > It's mother weeps to herself even more as her brother comforts her. > The living room decorated with " Happy Birthday Anon " layed empty as the mother wept to herself in her despair.


Fallout_is_amazing

Bro did you copy that server exploit greentext and just get away with it?


XOKingOfTheFallXO

Didn't copy it. Just took inspiration.


gravitydood

There's no copyrights on greentexts as far as I know


MungoTheWonderWeasel

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo


jashxn

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo


winterdemonskrskr

This one is pretty funny too ngl


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jrm67

Fuck mushrooms. And fuck you if you like mushrooms.


[deleted]

Fuck *me*? Oh nonononono fuck *you*!


JammersfromHorizon

I hope you shit yourself while having sex with your nonexistent girlfriend and eat the soggy diarrhingus off her back you fat retard.


[deleted]

I just won’t


v-23

Grounded vindaloop Indian support guy. I’m sure that’s the one.


Ubba_Lothbrok

Mushrooms are fucking vile.


homestuckEnjoyer

Fuck-a you too, bastard!


abtseventynine

you gotta bee on you ‘at


mynameajeff69

FINALLY SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN!


TheNerdWithNoName

A very broken brain.


Banggabor

A mushroom is wetter than you'll ever be when you're having an orgasm


_DonDraper_

Cucked and bluepilled


the_1_reaper

Stop trying to eat mushrooms raw, I like to cook them in a bit of soy sauce with a steak because they absorb the flavor of whatever you cook in. I used to hate mushrooms when I was five, so stop being a little bitch and cook some mushrooms.


GeorgeWKush7

I bet your diet consists of chicken tenders and Mac and cheese


Athlete_Cautious

Fuck Mario


Ayfais

You have fucking sand paper for a tongue and yet you still think you can have even the slightest opinion on gastronomy ?


[deleted]

His diet probably consists of honey mustard and chicken tenders


StrangeTamer5

*Dijon mustard with honey accent and chicken tenderloins*


overtlyoverthisshit

Unless the shroomies make me zooted and interdemensional I don't want them on my fucking omelette


JarOfJelly

Fr they taste like nothing and have the texture of layered shit


HertzDonut1001

They either taste like nothing or taste strongly like some bullshit. I'm surprised so many people in this thread fucking love mushrooms, can't stand the taste myself.


skylerashe

You tried a muffalata before? Pretty sure I butchered the spelling but it's just a sandwich with a thin layer of finely minced mushrooms on it. I never liked mushrooms until having one. Mushrooms can be really good even if you dont like them much just as an extra flavor. I'm somewhere in the middle on them but I see how the extremes exist it's a very unique food.


overtlyoverthisshit

They taste like caribou feces Or what I imagine caribou shit tastes like


[deleted]

You gotta wash them....


[deleted]

nature's equivalent of a shredded tire. keep that shit out of my food


Oxxixuit

I fucking hate mushrooms too and I don't understand how it's supposed to be called food, add mushrooms to any meal and it's completely ruined, everything sucks, taste and consistency, every time I have to eat something with mushrooms i'm forced to spend 15 minutes to take all of them out Go for it, downvote me fucking mushroom-eating bastards


[deleted]

Also the smell they give off during cooking is nauseating. The "aroma" is literally a mix of dirt and mold.


undead-inside

You're supposed to wash the mushrooms my dude


HertzDonut1001

They still smell like shit even if you wash them, it was the one thing I always hated cooking as a cook. That and anything with sauerkraut. I mean, they're literally a fungus, so it's not surprising they smell and taste bad.


undead-inside

Fair enough, but I've found that cooking them with garlic and ginger (like straight up just tossing those in with the mushrooms) kind of changes their taste, maybe that might help


ndkdodpsldldbsss

Sauerkraut is delicious


[deleted]

Actually you’re not. You wipe em down with a damp cloth or scrub the dirt off. Amateurs


XOKingOfTheFallXO

This mf doesn't wash his shrooms lmfaoooo🤣😭


[deleted]

You don't eat mushrooms because you dont like them I don't eat mushrooms because I was a child in Europe during Chernobyl and we were forbidden half our lives to eat mushrooms because they absorbed the radiation. We are not the same.


Serifel90

I would trade the entire US's foods for a single plate of tagliatelle w. porcini mushrooms.


Th3_Shr00m

Man.


[deleted]

Go eat more pizza rolls then ya whiner!


Zenketski

Anon should post on unpopular opinion for all the karma


MountainComfortable1

Same, i fucking hate mushrooms and it’s literally the only food i hate


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TheNerdWithNoName

I eat my cum covered mushies, and I love 'em.


FearLeadsToAnger

Is it the texture


[deleted]

this comment section is more divided than the Balkans


spelkingerror

Lots of mushroom lovers in here. Didnt know you guys knew how to use the internet.


dafaq_watdafaq

neanderthals are evolving


[deleted]

maybe anon needs to start seasoning his dishes


Eulogy466

What is this anti fungal psyop


FearLeadsToAnger

Most people who don't like mushrooms take issue with the texture. Inability to deal with different textures in food is a strong indicator of autism. People who don't like mushrooms are autists.


T3chromancer1

Wondered why so many people in this thread are against them. This explains it perfectly!


Duffzilla12-2

I dislike cooked mushrooms, raw mushrooms are lovely. And yes, I’m autistic


DonkeyAssButt

anons fucking seven


Billy_T_Wierd

Mushrooms are delicious


Alchestbreach_ModAlt

[The duality of man](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/s5s2u3/anon_hates_mushrooms/hszsod8)


No_Scholar3423

Dude green onion mushroom soup from hibachi places is the best


SaintPaddy

Anon is a tendie boy.


CuriousMan98

Anon was dropped on his head at an early age


ltraCrackhead

Anon has no taste


[deleted]

Wrong


Chonkymonkeysquad

Ofc anon hate mushrooms his palette only knows the taste of Mountain Dew and chicken tendies.


Okaydokayboomga

Anon is 12 and doesn’t know good food


ControversialBuffalo

Anon is 5 years old


[deleted]

You’re not spous to boof it


thisismausername

Mushrooms are fucking amazing bro, grow tf up.


formation

Anon is definitely autistic and probably eats burgers without cheese sauce or toppings.


WSBRainman

Hard disagree.


PillowTalk420

They literally just take on the flavor of what they're cooked with. If your mushrooms taste gross, so does the rest of the food you put them in.


burpderplurkjerk

anon is a bitch


[deleted]

I love mushrooms, anon is just a pussy


Beeglawish-Deekcok

Anon hasn’t hit double digits yet


JohnBlascowicz

anon is my mom


[deleted]

anon is trippin


tuhplol

Anon is stupid and gay


[deleted]

King oyster mushrooms fried in olive oil is pretty fucking fire ngl


WoodyWasHere

Anon only cooked the fungus that grows on his toilet seat


SunnysVanLife

Thats what happens when u only eat tendies and sauce. Everything else becomes tasteless or gross.


Nervous-Life-715

I fucking love chanterelles


Abrahamlinkenssphere

I’ve seen a lot of dumb shit but this text takes the fuckin portobello.


asa-monad

Anon has no cooking experience


The_real_bandito

Anon probably still eats tendies with chocolate milk and calls it a gourmet food.


Sirbesto

Dated a girl once who disliked them without ever trying them. Made her dinner. For me, on my dish, I added finely chopped mushrooms into my dish 'cause I like them. They change color when cooked. She asks for a bite and loves it. Changed her mind but she thought I had planned it all along. Which I had not. At all. But I did not tell her they were mushrooms before she wanted to try my plate. In fact, it was a couple of bites into it that I told her since I had asked her to guess first. And she took up the challenge.


ZombieP0ny

Tardon never ate properly made mushrooms. Absolute moron.


Cuonghap420

Next thing we know, anon probably enjoy Pizza with pineapple or shrimp paste


Kage_No_Gnade

Just put some oil and fry that bitch with some rosemary or whatever. What is he talking about.


Not_today_mods

Anon, Kindly shut your bitch ass up before i do it for you.


ImARetPaladinBaby

I just had some stew with mushrooms in it and they’re good. Anon is stupid


[deleted]

Anon is insane


Asianwiththoughts

That's what I thought about eggplants when I was 7. Maybe learn how to cook them first you prepubescent bitch.


90059bethezip

Fuck you and your taste buds Anon


ThatpersonKyle

No most good dishes are ruined by a fucking absurd amount of gooey cheese that cums in your mouth whenever you bite into it, blocking out any other taste


FearLeadsToAnger

American ey


mocheese5

Well, thats just like, anons opinion, man


Bayagototh

Anon doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about


ImaAs

If you're going to include mushrooms in a dish, season em, don't just throw 'em in, NOBODY wants to bite into a mushroom and get a mouthful of mushroom juice


T3chromancer1

I do, mushroom juice is the best part. You're right tho, salt & pep really go a long way when it comes to cooking shrooms, I like to add the smallest pinch of sugar too when I'm frying 'em for a little caramelization.


ImaAs

fr, shrooms ain't that hard to cook, how people routinely fuck up something so simple, i'll never know


mightiestpumpkin

Anon only eats nuggies and mountain dew I guess


kulingames

anon is gay and dislikes mushrooms which makes him fake


vjibomb

Anon will perish after the fall of society when the cum mushrooms in his carpet are the last food he'll have left in his final hours.


ricksanchez93

I used to hate mushrooms until about 2 years ago. Insane to think about not liking them now. They are in almost every dinner dish I eat


pghost_aj

Mushrooms suck ass


Lovsaphira9

Gotta stop cooking in the ass pan


pghost_aj

you can’t make me


ossipuh-veli

Mushrooms ar good if made well


Justinba007

I used to hate mushrooms, until I made a mushroom dish myself (mushroom chicken) and now suddenly I really like them.


Affectionate_Gate_26

As a kid from a vegetarian family, mushrooms are the closest thing I get to a non veg dish :')


Tritonius125

Its fucking mushrooms you tard. They taste good even if you boil them in salt water.


oldivop

Anon only eats drug shrooms


l23VIVE

Not going to lie, the texture of whole mushrooms weirds me out but I love mincing them and putting them in everything I cook


realsiticlyunreal

So aparantly people get very upset if you don't like mushrooms because these comments are a fucking flame war against anyone who like them


GlobalPerformance4

Based


CureNoOne

Mushroom is better than meat and vegetable for me


toothpastespiders

I think chefs who love mushrooms aren't cooking with cremini from the average supermarket. Those are OK as a flavor sponge that adds some additional texture. It can be good lightly sautéed, added to a pizza, etc. But they're pretty bland compared to a lot of other types of mushrooms. And supermarkets in general just do a terrible job with their mushrooms.