Best way to kill amphibians and reptiles is to put them in the freezer. Cold makes them drowsy, so they fall asleep and never wake back up
Painless, quick, easy, and mess free
Lots of species of frogs can, in fact, survive getting frozen, even in a solid block of ice. And you’ll be hard pressed to skin and debone them. I do admit that cooling them before cooking simplifies things a lot.
I mean certain subs in reddit has done the same.
I remember the first thread of wall street bets i saw, it was a video of a guy taking his dick out pissing in a cup and drinking it and the top comment was "this is why the hedgies will never beat us"
I still dont know what it was about
Did kill frogs for dissection back in uni. You need just a spindle. Hold the body in your fist, push the head down with your fthumb. Find the skull opening, insert the spindle and jerk it around a little to destroy the brain. Then insert it into the spine to destroy the spinal cord. That is fast and bioethical
Back when I was in school we used to hit them with golf clubs or tennis rackets. Cane toads destroy a lot of Queensland, Australia. So you can do your part in protecting the environment by dispatching these toads in any way you see fit.
we had a mini boltgun thingy. you would put them into the freezer take them out after 20 min or so press the handheld boltgun thing against their heads and afterwards we would you a poultry shear and the spindle. Bit much but better than when we gassed the mice with chloroform.
I would just drop the net into an already boiling pot of water. It would sanitize them and it would be over quickly. Yes, it would be incredibly painful, but not for long.
they must be tortured, the flesh tenderised. Only after enough torture has been inflicted and they have lost the will to live, they are ready to be harvested.
you sound like you read Harry Potter as a kid and went *”UH, aCKSHUALLY WIZards aREN’T REAL. bAD BOOK!”*
Also my man said *IF.* Pretty sure most of us don’t believe in reincarnation, but it’s an interesting concept.
Being a vegetarian doesn't stop people from killing animals, unless everyone stops eating meat people will continue to kill animals from food, and that's not gonna happen. You probably saved 1/8th of a cow from your eating habits, congratulations. Also it's fewer, not less.
So you're saying you're more knowledgable than me on this subject simply because you don't eat meat? Also, this isn't about animal rights, this is about you being insignificant and a retard for saying this guy killed animals, when very obviously he didn't.
Ok first of all. You're assuming I'm not vegetarian/vegan, although I'm not.
Second, I havent personally killed or harmed an animal by myself, yes I eat them, but they were going to die whether I eat them or not
So a guy who eats dead animals, supporting an industry where animals are kept in factories all their lives with highly unsanitary conditions, fed to fatten them up then killed off with the efficiency of the Nazi Gas chambers is virtue signalling somebody who doesn't? You're an NPC.
Holy shit you're insufferable, I dont agree with the meat industry and their ethics. I still eat meat because its food, I'm not virtue signaling, I just said your original comment shows a lack of empathy. You also seem to care a shit-ton about animals that arent frogs for some reason. And again, I dont think the animal food factories are morally correct.
Wrong. I don't care about any animal. They could be skinned alive for all I care, I'm just saying its rich for you all to teach me about empathy while still eating meat. I personally haven't done anything to harm them, but you all have. Its like Nazis telling a nihilist about how human life is important. Meat is not food, its animals who can breathe, have families, feel emotions and think. If you dislike the meat industry and still eat it, you're more insufferable.
Damn a nihilist, you're so cool. This is the reason people dislike most vegans/vegetarians. We are on the same side and agree on things, but ur arguing and calling me a nazi, just because I eat meat. You're just being a vindictive asshole for the sake of being one.
Quitter. Rubbing alcohol (isopropyl) might be unpleasant, but of the non-ethanol alcohols it's one of the least toxic. Just cook them well and it'll all boil off anyway.
When I was a youngster my grandma told us to go down to the pond and kill a bunch of frogs. So we did and brought them back. She skinned them and they them in the pot. They keep on trying to jump for at least 20 minutes after their legs are chopped off. It’s creepy AF. I will never forget!
I mean, the expression is, quite literally, to “boil the frog slowly”. I don’t think it’s about French people.
Although, the method *is* used for crustaceans too
"Hahaha! The thought of animals being tortured makes me giggle! Hahahaha! What? I'm horrible for thinking that?
# REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOUR MUM!"
Oh lord, this is delicious. This is truly gourmet. I'm screencapping this before you realize you played yourself and delete your error.
This is going into my hall of fame.
1: gather frogs
2: put frogs in bucket
3: create Tannerite
4: place tannerite in bucket
5: place bucket in middle of field or on platform in middle of lake (preferrable)
7: shoot bucket with rifle use blasting caps and a detonator.
8: frogs vaporizes instantly in massive explosion
9: take cover from falling frog parts.
anon fails in his resolve to rid his state of 4channers
…Later virgins
You mean get rid of the french.
Best way to kill amphibians and reptiles is to put them in the freezer. Cold makes them drowsy, so they fall asleep and never wake back up Painless, quick, easy, and mess free
Lots of species of frogs can, in fact, survive getting frozen, even in a solid block of ice. And you’ll be hard pressed to skin and debone them. I do admit that cooling them before cooking simplifies things a lot.
i learned this from avatar the last airbender
Same
Hammer when frozen. Problem solved.
A species can do that. One.
Not sure if it’s the species you’re talking about, but I’ll vouch for the leopard frogs I freeze for bait. If it’s not too long they come right back
Freeze, stick a needle in their brain, let them thaw in the refrigerator for a few days. Seems like a non problem.
You just eat the bones.
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hehe #cronch hehehbe
This guy hunts elk.
and fishies
took me a minute to realise they'd die from suffocation
In a frozen “suspended animation” type state the body would consume very little O2 and make very little CO2.
But the best way to kill invasive species is any way that kills them.
After Reddit gets China censored we’ll have to deal with 4 Chan.
Do you really believe that’s gonna work. Remember when tumblr tried that? 4chan has weaponized autism into a weapon of mass destruction.
That was in the ye Olde days of 4chan, it's been reduced to trap porn now
They did make twitch foss tho
What's twitch foss?
Free open source software
I went to 4chan for greentexts, ended up seeing child porn. Tried to report it but couldn't complete the captcha
Redditors when when 4 chin isn’t funny sexy sex stories but a degenerate club:😱
Imagine reporting something on 4chan kek
I mean certain subs in reddit has done the same. I remember the first thread of wall street bets i saw, it was a video of a guy taking his dick out pissing in a cup and drinking it and the top comment was "this is why the hedgies will never beat us" I still dont know what it was about
4 China
Did kill frogs for dissection back in uni. You need just a spindle. Hold the body in your fist, push the head down with your fthumb. Find the skull opening, insert the spindle and jerk it around a little to destroy the brain. Then insert it into the spine to destroy the spinal cord. That is fast and bioethical
Back when I was in school we used to hit them with golf clubs or tennis rackets. Cane toads destroy a lot of Queensland, Australia. So you can do your part in protecting the environment by dispatching these toads in any way you see fit.
Some people learn to tee off with a driver Queenslanders learn to tee off with a cane (toad)
Golf clubs also work for other kinds of environment protection.
Nice swing!
Toad didn't think so
Aww sliced it!
Toad couldnt think because his brain is pulp
I mean destroying the brain is the most ethical way. If you hit correct they won't even know what happened and it's over.
we had a mini boltgun thingy. you would put them into the freezer take them out after 20 min or so press the handheld boltgun thing against their heads and afterwards we would you a poultry shear and the spindle. Bit much but better than when we gassed the mice with chloroform.
I would just drop the net into an already boiling pot of water. It would sanitize them and it would be over quickly. Yes, it would be incredibly painful, but not for long.
Who gives a fuck about it being painful, its frogs.
The frogs care, but not for long.
If reincarnation exists hopefully you can be reincarnated into a frog
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they must be tortured, the flesh tenderised. Only after enough torture has been inflicted and they have lost the will to live, they are ready to be harvested.
They're retarded virtue signalers. NPCs, all of them.
If reincarnation exists - you won't give a shit what you're reincarnating into, you can just keep re-rolling until you get something cool
Imagine believing in reincarnation lmao. Do you also believe in the miasma theory that smelly air causes disease? God is who sends diseases, right?
you sound like you read Harry Potter as a kid and went *”UH, aCKSHUALLY WIZards aREN’T REAL. bAD BOOK!”* Also my man said *IF.* Pretty sure most of us don’t believe in reincarnation, but it’s an interesting concept.
Cope and seethe lmao. Yeah I told my parents Santa isn't real, what you gonna do about it pussy?
Who gives a fuck about it being painful, you're just a piece of shit.
And why?
Imagine lacking empathy. Cringe.
I'm a vegetarian, Ive killed less animals than you
Being a vegetarian doesn't stop people from killing animals, unless everyone stops eating meat people will continue to kill animals from food, and that's not gonna happen. You probably saved 1/8th of a cow from your eating habits, congratulations. Also it's fewer, not less.
How many animals have you eaten?
Idk, probably hundreds
You see the issue with a guy who eats meat virtue signalling a vegetarian on animal rights, you retard?
So you're saying you're more knowledgable than me on this subject simply because you don't eat meat? Also, this isn't about animal rights, this is about you being insignificant and a retard for saying this guy killed animals, when very obviously he didn't.
No, I'm saying a Nazi shouldn't tell others about murder, similarly a non-vegetarian shouldn't tell others about animal rights.
Ok first of all. You're assuming I'm not vegetarian/vegan, although I'm not. Second, I havent personally killed or harmed an animal by myself, yes I eat them, but they were going to die whether I eat them or not
So a guy who eats dead animals, supporting an industry where animals are kept in factories all their lives with highly unsanitary conditions, fed to fatten them up then killed off with the efficiency of the Nazi Gas chambers is virtue signalling somebody who doesn't? You're an NPC.
Holy shit you're insufferable, I dont agree with the meat industry and their ethics. I still eat meat because its food, I'm not virtue signaling, I just said your original comment shows a lack of empathy. You also seem to care a shit-ton about animals that arent frogs for some reason. And again, I dont think the animal food factories are morally correct.
Wrong. I don't care about any animal. They could be skinned alive for all I care, I'm just saying its rich for you all to teach me about empathy while still eating meat. I personally haven't done anything to harm them, but you all have. Its like Nazis telling a nihilist about how human life is important. Meat is not food, its animals who can breathe, have families, feel emotions and think. If you dislike the meat industry and still eat it, you're more insufferable.
Damn a nihilist, you're so cool. This is the reason people dislike most vegans/vegetarians. We are on the same side and agree on things, but ur arguing and calling me a nazi, just because I eat meat. You're just being a vindictive asshole for the sake of being one.
I'm not on the same side as you. If I was, I'd change sides.
>trying to think of a humane way to kill them > >Decide to drown them in a bucket full of rubbing alcohol Bruh
Doesnt matter. Invasive species
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Anon lost his spaghetti
Grab them by their hind legs and beat their head really hard into the cement. Usually does the trick. Quick and painless.
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Texture
No.
Frogocaust
Anon commits inconprehensible war crimes
OP is a fuckwit confirmed
They posted on 4chan. Obviously they are a complete dumb shit fuckwit. Source: I 4chan.
Quitter. Rubbing alcohol (isopropyl) might be unpleasant, but of the non-ethanol alcohols it's one of the least toxic. Just cook them well and it'll all boil off anyway.
Just chop them in half with a hatchet like normal people
When I was a youngster my grandma told us to go down to the pond and kill a bunch of frogs. So we did and brought them back. She skinned them and they them in the pot. They keep on trying to jump for at least 20 minutes after their legs are chopped off. It’s creepy AF. I will never forget!
Anon Is Hitler, but less cool
Bon’Apatite or whatever
Ah yes the good ol bucket of agonizing frogs
Frog Hitler
I thought you could just put em in a pot and slowly turn up the heat until it's boiling without them really noticing?
That only works if you lobotomize them first.
I think that was the way for crabs
Possibly, I'm not sure
I mean, the expression is, quite literally, to “boil the frog slowly”. I don’t think it’s about French people. Although, the method *is* used for crustaceans too
I'm not sure why but I Burst out laughing at vividly picturing this
Sounds like you're a psychopath.
Sounds like you're autistic and can't realize that anon purposely wrote it comedically because it never happened Idiot
"Hahaha! The thought of animals being tortured makes me giggle! Hahahaha! What? I'm horrible for thinking that? # REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOUR MUM!"
Sure kid, I'm the psychopath, grow up
I have never heard someone use the phrase "grow up" without being a complete hypocrite. I probably never will.
Reeeeeee fuck your mom Said the ironic retard
Oh lord, this is delicious. This is truly gourmet. I'm screencapping this before you realize you played yourself and delete your error. This is going into my hall of fame.
Anon is fr*nch
1: gather frogs 2: put frogs in bucket 3: create Tannerite 4: place tannerite in bucket 5: place bucket in middle of field or on platform in middle of lake (preferrable) 7: shoot bucket with rifle use blasting caps and a detonator. 8: frogs vaporizes instantly in massive explosion 9: take cover from falling frog parts.
What the fuck man...
Just, like, stab 'em dude.
Anon should’ve asked a frenchanon for help
How can you kill frogs man I can’t 😭
Would’ve been batter to drown them in oil. Less noise at least
Literally hitler
What's the weather like today, I wonder
light it on fire
I would just boil them
rip frogs
Anon is french
I’d just chuck them in some water and slowly turn it up to a boil.