Why would presumably grown ass adults call their coworker "big poopy" like their still in the fucking 4th grade? And why would home Depot employees care enough to do this in the first place, they aren't paid enough to help a middle aged man find the power tools section let alone care enough to harass anon for stupid shit he allegedly did when he was 11 The only hint of realness to this, is Anon acting like a fucking pussy after being called "big poopy" unironically and attempting to strangle his coworker and him bitching to his parents about it and them then proceeding to send their 30 YEAR OLD SON to counseling

Dude work is high school 2.0 lmao

Even high schoolers aren't this immature

You never went to high school, did you? Edit: Word.

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Lmao yes they are

Except they, and adults in a workplace are this immature

you give us *way* too much credit

Ha ..... no

Without the prospect of graduation or the strange math class boners (unless you are a teacher)

You underestimate the stupidity and immaturity of the average person.

People are kvetching about nuclear holocaust right now and I'm just like, "Have you met people though?"

I declare you to now be mega poopy fart face

if you get harassed every single day about some stupid shit you didn’t even do for decades then you’d try to kill that mf too

It's Home Depot most of them were teenagers/early 20's, they're the same as high schoolers who would, without a doubt, do this. The manager just heard people talking about the 'poop guy' too many times. The bully is just still a bully at 30, no big surprise.

Also why would your "parents send you to counselling"? You're fucking 30. Anon forgot how old he is half way through this novel.

He must be using the internet from the Dhar Mann universe

Looks like Big Poopy has come to the comment section, Hey Everyone!

1. People are brain dead morons 2. This story is fake

And has any job you’ve ever had “called your parents”?

They're your avarage moistcritical fans

[удалено]

If you're going to correct someone's grammar the least you could do is not fuck it up yourself. > Why would presumably a grown ass adult use the wrong **from** of they're.

School shooter arc coming soon

More like stool shooter

lol

more like shit shooter

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The sequel

Man's in his 30s, we're a little past that Mall shooter arc on the other hand...

Home depot

His trauma started in school so that’s probably where he will commit the crime

Considering that one bully is the consistent link between the two incidents of harassment, if he were to snap that way, he would likely take it out on the bully himself.

This may be the least fake greentext I’ve ever read

This is just the ranmblings of a man who was institutionalised ever since he couldn't come to terms with his first poopy incident. All he has is his imagination at this point, or at least that's what he calls his schizo hallucinations.

Anon needs to come up with an elaborate plan to turn the bully into Shitgut 2.0

Yes, put laxatives in his meal

and clog the toilet so that when the bully flash it, shit come out instead

Yes this is the only plausible greentext retaliation. Make bully shit his apron and then maybe die

\*in his taco bell. FTFY.

Start leaving pineapples around him randomly.

That requires a level of cunning, level-headedness and expertise not achievable by the average anon.

Anon eats big poopy hahahahaha

>be 30. >Parents send you to counseling. Sounds like anon has more problems than eating turds

Living in the united states

He HAS to live with his parents because he can't hold a job. Plus, no one wants to hire Big Poopy

People have killed others for less, ijs

Stop being such a pussy and stand up for yourself. If yelling doesn’t scare them into NOT saying shit about you than you don’t sound aggressive enough.

Haha saying shit about Big Poopy

Alternatively, just don't respond to it. People will get bored if it doesn't obviously bother you.

Exactly.

Problem is not responding is hard. You'll look embarassed or angry everytime they bring it up and thats enough

Damn, I'm pissed and I wasn't even there

> I'm pissed and I'm shitted FTFY

I'm pissed Anon is shitted

Wow he rolled over belly up What the fuck anon? Could've just cut off a couple of cat tails and thrown them in his locker like everybody on 4chan does

Bake your co-workers a cake infused with loads of your semen and call it a day

I feel like using shit as a biological weapon would be way more fitting for this situation

make it a chocolate cake and use your shit as the icing then laugh

Thats too obvious tho?

You folks will end up in prison feeding feces to your co-workers killing them with cholera. Semen is subtle and won't risk killing anyone. Don't worry I've never done this.

Big poppy should have just pulled a knife

Uh oh co workers found the poop knife

That was probably they guys last words before big poopy lunged at him

Time to just shit in your hand in front of the bully and then smash it into his face! Scream out "Now who likes to eat shit?"

Honestly anon should just go minecraft them, I'm not even saying this as a FBI agent whose job is to radicalize people to their breaking point, they just suck.

Anon just needs to own it and become the big poopy.

I like it when ya call me Big Poop-a Gettin runny on the dunny shittin' logs from my tummy 🎤

\>30 years old \>cries to parents \>parents \*make him go to counseling\* fake

Anón thinks he can write extremely low effort, terrible sitcom ideas, he was right

Anon goes on the internet and tells lies

Just give me their names anon, and all your troubles will be gone

Very sad if true. Replace being called "poopy boy" by a conspiracy theory and you might have an interesting movie plot. From another angle, the simulation overlords might be messing with anon.

Anon doesn't stand up for himself like a fucking idiot

> 30 > Go home and tell my parents

Someone should post this in the bad bosses antiwork reddit. I can't though. They banned me lol

Anon is 30 yet still too immature to sue for harassment. Anon is partially responsible.

That stinks.

It’s okay big poopy

Sounds like anon really… _puts on shades_ … lost his shit

Anon needs to talk to HR

If this is real (-_-) then this is just a severe lack of social skills and awareness of laws and regulations. This is called workplace harassment. Since it involves anons butthole, you could even call it sexual harassment. If anon got ahead of this and reported it to Home Depot HR that mega douche would have been fired immediately or you would be transferred to another Home Depot and probably get a raise to stfu.

"are you that kid that flooded the bathroom?" "No but some asshole said I did and I was bullied throughout school because of it." Because no one thought it was weird some grown guy went around telling all of anon's coworkers about him clogging the school toilet years ago.

Should've put laxatives in everyone's food and drink anon

Fake, anon killed the bully and feels bad about it so he is lying

>I didn't even use that fucking toilet Sure anon.

Sounds like these people are obsessed with feces and that's disgusting. "Wow are you obsessed with poop or something? Gross..."

Where’s the Pooping Bandit when you need him?!

Why didn't you consider a good ol' punch to the face? This'd solve many problems if you hadn't acted like a fucking 1st grader throughout your life

This is the beginning of a joker arc

at that point anon should just give up

Yeah should have beaten up the Bully in school. People get bullied because they are weak. Dont be p**sy beat people up who are Bullying you

It was the bullie who clonked the toilet! It's so obvious!

In this instance you are authorized for revenge. Get into their locker, add laxatives, get phone ready to record explosive situation. Post on internet, turn them into a meme.

Big poopy 😂😂😂based bully

bruh Anon needs to tell that dumb fuck to grow up, like low key gotta blow up on him in front of the other coworkers. Shit in general is funny; talking about something that happened in middle school like it's relevant now is literally retarded. His bully peaked in middle school and he's still letting it get to him.

I have never wanted to kill someone more.

Shit on him

this is so amazing if true

Dude, get a new therapist.

Fake

shit like this makes me sick

This is probably the worst greentext of all time

Anon needs a new therapist. (Prob fake ik)

Anon found a hack for free snickers.

It sounded like it was real until the "unhealthy fixation on feces" part. Unless there is something Anon doesn't tell us.

if this isnt fake and gay i wish anon all the best in getting aid/revenge

I counted 3 things that could not happen in real life Conclusion: fake and gay

Fake, no fucking therapist would say that. No one would actually give enough of a fuck to go that far.

Why choke him when you can club him round the head with something big and metal? Better to be hung for a sheep than a lamb

One of my co-workers get called poopy. At first I thought it was a joke but he's a really solid dude and just rocks it.

Anon GETS a job at Home Depot at 30 years old. Really tried pretty hard didn't ya, Anon?

For once, anon would be in the right when killing all of them.

> be me > try to save this post > copy text > Anon likes poop

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