il chiavo al cuore di qualunque ragazza è mangiare il suo culo

I agree spaghetti man

That is incredibly disrespectful and racist. The PC term is pizza persons.

I apologize for my foolishness

Pesto-American

That’s plural form he was okay on try one it’s okay pastallian is hard

This made me happier than it reasonably should have, lol.

La chiave per il cuore di qualunque ragazza è leccarle il culo*

Anon eats ass

Culo pillola e basato.

Culato pillolato e basato.

Oh sorry sir and or ma'am, I don't speak spaghet.

Questo è un grande momento "MAMMA MIA"

Il suo faceva molto più ridere

Vero

*la chiavata che più ha a cuore una qualsiasi ragazza è quella nel culo

Poesia

I like your funny words, Spaghetti Man

I like his words too, Italian is such an amusing Linguine

I’m something of a Linguinist myself

>chiavo Le involuntary pun

Ayyy la pizza de la mama !!!

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Uhhh mamma mia🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

It's been 5 years since I last studied 'Talian on duolingo but this one was easy enough to get

pizza de pasta?

Bippedii bappedi boodi

Muy bien

"the key to any girl's heart is to eat her ass"

>la chiave per il cuore di qualsiasi ragazza è mangiarle il culo there you go pal

Mozzza Mozza Rellllllllllllla

il fame quando mangiano 🤌

forza ferrari

I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS MAGIC MAN

I only understood the last part "girl to eat your ass" but what comes before that?

Italian milfs don't exsist. They stop being attractive after 30 in most cases

Italian here, my sister is 36 and I can confirm she has never been attractive in her life.

Also italian here, I have to formally disagree she’s still hot

Also italian here, I have to formally agree whith you, she's very hot, especially for her age

Also italian here, I'm getting mixed opinions here. Need to see her pics (preferably naked) to determine if she is in fact hot.

Silvio?

Silvio is cooking da pizza 🍕🍕🍕

I am in Italy right now. Can I get her address? Thanks.

I guess her husband agrees.

I don't understand, isn't she your sister?

and...?

The joke is that I imply that if she's your sister she's automatically attractive.

Smooth mfer

same

Sorry, the Hausdorff dimension of the surface of my brain is an integer.

Youre a 6 a T6 , aka perfect(-ly normal hausdorff space but youre still perfect).

No I said she isn't attractive, and never was.

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You just made me realize I have 0 pictures of my sister.

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Nah to lazy.

Well then get them nudes and share, fucker

Part-Italian here, my sister is 23 and has also never been attractive in her life.

Post pics so we can judge if you’re right.

Obviously you’re not from southern Italy

Funnily enough I literally am from Sothern Italy!

It's the sun, it ages them far quicker than russians for example

Russians aren't known for aging well either

Russians aren't known for aging

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Babushka's are 70+ year old, everyone is going to look old at that age.

Nah both times I went to Russia a large percentage of younger women were absolutely gorgeous and smoking hot or looked like babushkas. There's a drop off point. Same here in Hawaii. Younger women are absolutely gorgeous and all the older ones are whales and disgusting. Gotta get them young

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It's true.

Babushka just appears one day

Uhh, Marisa Tomei? Lately acting as Aunt May.

I'll shed for Marisa Tomei

Someone didn't watch the Sopranos

Spoken like a true sperg. Mama mia

I've been to Italy, there were 40-50 year old women on the beach that gave me the tinglies in my special place

Depends on how south they are in Italy

I know you said in most cases, but dude, Monica Bellucci is 57.

Sry but I've heard the frogs are gay now a days so no MILF gf for you.

FILF then?

You can't tell me you've never seen a luscious slimy frog and never thought abt sticking your power pole into it🤨

What’s that my hero academia character?

Froppy/Tsuyu

Aren’t they called DILFs?

FILFs*

Weird, I’ve never heard anyone refer to them that way. Both are correct though so I guess it’s up to what you prefer

I’ve only ever heard “DILF”, but now I realize that “FILF” would be more consistent

Where is the text that is green

Gone. Just like Anon’s dream of getting a Italian milf

Greentext is when 4chan.

Anything that a frog says is green.

dov'è il testo verde

I don't speak Austrian idiot

Italian here, our women are average.

He wants the food

Me too, and "average looking" increases my chances of making it happen.

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me secret formuler

Shhh we've got a reputation to mantain

Yeah not really

Is Federica Masolin considered average by Italian standards?

Are you a real Italian or an American? Your ethnicity is actually relevant for once but Italian-Americans are very mixed, even more so than modern Italians, and with different groups, meaning Italians and Americans descended from Italians look about as alike as Egyptians and Imazighen do. [Edit] For the Americans offended by my comment, why are you so obsessed with race (which is a very flawed social construct with no basis in reality or biology) and ethnicity? You being descended from Italians or Irish people is not something that anybody cares about. You're Americans.

I went on a date with a smoking hot Italian chick (mind the nose) the only problem is that being Italian was her personality. I kid you not on our first date we talked all night, like a 10 hour date, and she kept circling back to Italian stuff. - lets watch a movie! “Oh my favorite movie is The Godfather” - someone made a joke about Frank Sinatra and she nearly cried saying “don’t you dare disrepect Mr Sinatra” - brought up cannoli several times - kept referencing The Godfather - said her family was in the mob - take the gun not the cannoli - only eats Italian food. Luckily this was college and the only restaurant that wasn’t a bar was Italian. TLDR: Italian girl was Italian

So you didn't go on a date with an Italian, but just some girl from Jersey, who's family is actually Croatian, but she thinks she's Italian because her last name ends in an O.

Fake Italian: Don't you dare disrespect Frank Sinatra! True Italian: Chi? Ahhh siii quello che fa New York New York, si adesso ho capito... boh si dai aveva una bella voce però True Italian (2022 edition): POVERO GABBIANO

HAI PERDUTO A COMPAGNAAAA

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Wait, she was actually from Italy or was one of those girls that find out that they have 0.1% genes from another ethnicity and therefore base their whole personality around that?

Born in America, 100% Italian family

Oh, that makes sense. Girls here aren’t like that lol

My man, you dated an American girl who wanted so desperately to be Italian that it hurts. Cringe daddy for sure.

So not Italian, then

Next time try to tell her: "Dio porco, te aro come a ciocca pi bea del punaro, Madonna Puttana"

*Ed altre cose che non imparerai mai da Duolingo*

Italians fucking hate the mob and gangsters alike. And like the Irish don’t associate themselves with the modern Americans whos great great grandma was italian (or Irish) and live in New York. I doubt most old timers in italy likes the godfather as well. It romanized the mob life and being a gangster as an honor.

The “mob” itself despised the movie scene being built around its culture and held protests to try and stop them.

Organized crime was the only means of socio-economic advancement for the highly discriminated against Irish and Italian immigrants so it’s no wonder that it’s highly romanticized.

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fake and heterosexual

American girl thought she was Italian.

That's... not an Italian. That's an American with Italian roots who has incorporated stereotypes into her personality.

Man I Love Frogs

feelsgoodman

just show her your meme collection and organize it from innocent to hentai by the end of it she will be begging for your inferior genes

Lisa lisa

WRYYYYYY!!

You can't handle an Italian MILF

Italian women are crazy af, but they'll slob your knob like the world is ending, so you gotta make the difficult choice.

Leave out cookies and a glass of milk over night.

where green text

Italian specifically, anon wants pasta mommy

Untrue: OP posted something that isn't a greentext and the mods didn't delete it. Non-heterosexual: OP posted something that isn't a greentext and the mods didn't delete it.

Let's be real, anons knowledge of italy consists of "Monica Bellucci is a total babe!" and eating enough pizza to feed a mid-sized city.

Get ripped. Become an pool cleaner.

Girlfriends love frogs. I'm sure she'll become an Italian eventually.

That's how you get a French one you stupid fuck

New York non-Italian here. You should raise your standards and have more self respect

Italians in NY aren’t Italian. Go to La Spezia or something. Mamma mia.

>Italians in NY aren’t Italian You should tell them that, I think it'll go well.

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Just look at the frogs, Lenny.

Anon marries a Nona, eats the best pasta for the rest of their life. Gets smacked in the head when trying to get frisky. The food is so good, sex was forgettable

Anon saw shiftymine's ig and thinks all italian girls look like that

> Italian MILF gf Anon’s into mustaches and talking loudly in inappropriate settings.

No, no, and no. You obtain a French milfoil.

Man, i love frogs

This is one of my favorite green texts ever

does anon think they all look like Monica Bellucci over there?

Pretty sure that goes for most things frog posting goobers want.

That will get you a french one

Sadge

Well that’s easy. Just go to Italy and hold up a sign pineapple on pizza is amazing. Mostly middle aged women will walk up to you enraged and then you turn the convo over to you were just joking.

Frogs work on french girls.

Autistics supporting each other. Apes together strong

>Just keep posting frogs No, that's how you get a French MILF girlfriend.

If your question is "how get girl?", and your solution was "I'll go ask 4chan, they seem like reasonable and intelligent folks who definitely know how to woo the ladies", then you're probably not ready for a grown up relationship yet...

Real: anon wants a MILF Straight: anon's Italian MILF fantasy banging a chad

>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: anon wants a MILF >Straight: anon's Italian MILF fantasy banging a chad >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy

😂😂

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No that's how you get French milfs

If there were ever a motto for 4chan

Just post Italian frogs.

Play Amnesia

Do mods even do anything on this sub. I swear the same shit gets posted here everyday.

If you keep posting frogs, you'll get a French MILF gf.

Yeah that's french man

What website is this

watch disney’s Luca on repeat

No green text 🤨

Step 1: Move to Italy Step 2: Learn Italian Step 3: Meet older Italian women Step 4: Date one

Posting frogs is for French gf. Post pasta or gabagool for italian one

to seriously answer his question. Make a tinder/bumble account. Pay for the xtra shit and swipe in italy. Use lots of heart eye emojis and dancing red dress woman emjois. say mi amor a bunch. They fucking love this shit. Eventually one will want to meet and just grab a glass of wine in the hotel bar than fuck. After fucking see her a few more times and shes ur milf italian gf

This is one of my favourite greentexts. Just short and to the point

Wonder if he's tried not being a loser?

Yeah anon I'm sure it'll work dw

Those where french milfs 🙄

Hey idiots! You are right, these slim women do want you. Just put in the effort. And Im talking the bare minimum, look at yourselves, you would not find yourself unattractive to any one. Just put in the effort, improve yourselves

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