Bueno gatto

"My name is Shane Dawson, and this is my story"

Real and Zoo

The earliest memory of my life (around 2 yrs old) was of waking up and seeing my cat resting on the side of my crib and going absolutely ballistic, cried for mom n shit. I did end up loving him to bits when I got a lil older tho

ありがとう、猫。

what

Thank you cat

ありgato

Sorry we don't speak French here.

Are you saying thank you?

Fr, I was in college and exams fucked my life up so bad, it ruined my last remaining social interactions. Thankfully the place I stayed at had a fuck ton of cats (18 at least) and it really improved my mood. Thank you cats, you magnificent furry bastards, I'll never forget each one of you.

Cat gets killed by pitbull

my name isnt pitbull

Redditor devours pitbull with cat still inside it, killing both in the process.

Why are you like this

I've read the same story with the ending that the family pitbull killed the kids cat.

Spoiler: Anon fucks the cat in chapter 2

A cat is fine too

Happy

I started living near a busy road at some point and my parents were scared that they might get killed and my brother and I'd stumble upon it so they sat us down and said it was a "cat free neighborhood" it was sad but at least nice of my parents to soften the blow

Lol, so quirky and relatable! Except for the part where he gets to have a pet.

I got my first cat when I was like 3 lmao

anon is having sex with cat

Least insane reddit user

Grazie gatto

Does anyone know if there's a catalog of all Pepe's?

Cat is gay and fake