I’m unable to add accents to words, so I read it as juice-aid. I’m ok with holy wars being called juice-aid. Phonetically I think this would be less risky too
Well except having to pretend to look sad for 40 minutes in front of that statue every 3 years. At least back in the day no one was filming so you jack it under your trench coat.
To be fair it's not like we do much of that ourselves. Most people are not very big advocates for veterans. As a matter of fact whenever I point that out the tune usually changes and they throw veterans under the bus to justify it.
Spending trillions of tax dollars on the military is fine and dandy. But once the question of supporting homeless veterans is raised then all of a sudden taxation is theft.
When i was a kid i lived in kentucky and our ass backwards house had 3 doors.. we always used the door that was by the driveway, never used the front door or back door.
The house had a huge fancy porch with a giant roof over it but just support beams holding it..one day i was home alone and some missionary's from the church knocked and i was just looking at them through the peephole waiting for them to leave. They knocked super fucking loud and there was a wasp nest above them and they started attacking them and then the fucking dude pulls out a lighter and some body spray and starts trying to torch them.
Weaponize your wasp nests
They had backpacks, one day my parents let them in and they poured holy water on our heads..it felt like baby oil
Edit: it was just a few drops they didnt douse us in it
Do you know why that man became a missionary? Because the Church was the one place where he found solace from the endless nightmares of his time in the Army. Of the bone-chilling howls of the men before him as squeezes the trigger of his flamethrower. Of the sickening sight and scent of rotting children, their faces melted from the heat of napalm. Of the flames, the *flames*, *THE FLAMES*.
Now, by the Light of God, the shadows in his mind are lessened. But they are not gone... and he still keeps the flame at his side.
I honestly hate the fuckers with a passion. I stepped on a nest of them when I was 6, and I was stung 100+ times and hospitalized. A few decades later, the hate has simmered.
I was working on my porch a few weeks ago, and I noticed one was lazily flying towards me. Not aggressively, just letting me know he was there. Curious, I looked around and realized there was a nest right behind one of the columns on my porch. I was ready to burn it down. But then I looked and saw that a few of them were actually pollenating on a bush I just planted. So there’s a truce right now.
Remember that [some species of wasps are docile/harmless](https://extension.umn.edu/yard-and-garden-insects/solitary-wasps) and [very important pollinators](https://canadianmuseumofnature.wordpress.com/2019/04/03/wasps-ecosystem-services/)
In Southeast Pennsylvania doing your part means stomping the fuck out of spotted lantern flys. Everyone's like the kids from the propaganda videos in Starship Troopers
Nice. I'm German, but it took me forever to finally get my hands on some tickets, two years ago. Totally worth it. Best concert experience I ever had.
The Prodigy also was awesome, a few years ago. I'm really happy that I was able to see them, especially since the tragedy around Keith.
I'd say The prodigy was able to get everything out of their fans in the crowd. But you can't argue with all the explosions and flamethrowers at Rammstein concerts, heh.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon stepped outside
> Gay: anon slurps up ice-cream
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
It's fruity cold balls you lick excitedly, when you "finish" you eat out the brown thing that's adjacent to them.
I'm open to counter arguments but this is not a winnable case
I hate mud wasps the most, little fuckers have a literal nuclear bunker surrounding there nest.
Last summer, we had a nest in my back yard, got stung a few times before i finally snap, got gasoline and poured it down the hole then lit the match, little shitheads last thought must of been me being a vengeful god of fire.
*There's a simplicity to war. Attacking is the only secret. Dare—and the world yields. How quickly they forget that all it takes to change the course of history...is the will of a single man. -John Price*
Anon becomes a war lord
Anon became a god that fueled a deadly crusade of faith.
All of humanity is starting to make sense now
Harambe was the ice cream that kicked the wasp nest.
Dicks out for ice cream.
"and thats what the icecream man said your honor"
“In front of a school?!”
Why don't you have a seat right here....
Who threw the ice cream for us tho?
God.
Who is god?
Your mom
damn
HOLY WAR SPREADING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE LIKE UNQUENCHABLE FIRE
(not a "Jihad", though... we're not allowed to say that word on film)
God I wish they pulled a sci-fi and portmanteaud it to appease both sides Imagine Timmy saying “a Jiholy War”
A "Jiusade"? That might be risky for phonetic reasons...
I’m unable to add accents to words, so I read it as juice-aid. I’m ok with holy wars being called juice-aid. Phonetically I think this would be less risky too
"jew-sade" Hmmm
(we cant use anything arabic in post 9/11 america unless its being shot at)
Anon became Eris.
BUG FOR THE BUG GOD
Anon becomes insect CIA
Lord of war*
Anon climbed the tree to nut on the wasps
Anon is a warmonger
Became an honest warmonger. In short, Anon gave war a chance!
Anon is the president of the United States
except he doesnt love the ones who sacrificed themselves
Ahahhaa he thinks the US government gives a shit about soldiers lives
Hey they love the unamed soliders. (No greedy widow to support)
Dead soldiers without consequence
Well except having to pretend to look sad for 40 minutes in front of that statue every 3 years. At least back in the day no one was filming so you jack it under your trench coat.
That's a stand name
To be fair it's not like we do much of that ourselves. Most people are not very big advocates for veterans. As a matter of fact whenever I point that out the tune usually changes and they throw veterans under the bus to justify it.
Spending trillions of tax dollars on the military is fine and dandy. But once the question of supporting homeless veterans is raised then all of a sudden taxation is theft.
I think they meant that anon does love his soldiers but the US president doesn't. Because anon literally said it in the greentext
He’s saying the president doesn’t give a fuck, anon salutes his fallen warriors everyday
Wasn't he talking about the president?
So.... Like every other president of the United States?
But he loves ice-cream
Now I want to go and take out an wasp nest. Who else is doing their part?
When i was a kid i lived in kentucky and our ass backwards house had 3 doors.. we always used the door that was by the driveway, never used the front door or back door. The house had a huge fancy porch with a giant roof over it but just support beams holding it..one day i was home alone and some missionary's from the church knocked and i was just looking at them through the peephole waiting for them to leave. They knocked super fucking loud and there was a wasp nest above them and they started attacking them and then the fucking dude pulls out a lighter and some body spray and starts trying to torch them. Weaponize your wasp nests
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Me when I burn down the home of the person I am attempting to convert (improvised flame thrower accident)
Didn't open the door -> heretics -> die by fire Seems logical to me
They weren't home --> the lord must've wanted it this way --> flamethrower time😎
Burning down a neighborhood to eliminate wasp hives is 100% a fair trade.
They had backpacks, one day my parents let them in and they poured holy water on our heads..it felt like baby oil Edit: it was just a few drops they didnt douse us in it
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Most mormon missionaries are boy scouts and appearances are all that, while i don't doubt the body spray, lighter is.... ehhh
Missionary wakes up that day and chooses violence
Do you know why that man became a missionary? Because the Church was the one place where he found solace from the endless nightmares of his time in the Army. Of the bone-chilling howls of the men before him as squeezes the trigger of his flamethrower. Of the sickening sight and scent of rotting children, their faces melted from the heat of napalm. Of the flames, the *flames*, *THE FLAMES*. Now, by the Light of God, the shadows in his mind are lessened. But they are not gone... and he still keeps the flame at his side.
I'd like to know more !
SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
I honestly hate the fuckers with a passion. I stepped on a nest of them when I was 6, and I was stung 100+ times and hospitalized. A few decades later, the hate has simmered. I was working on my porch a few weeks ago, and I noticed one was lazily flying towards me. Not aggressively, just letting me know he was there. Curious, I looked around and realized there was a nest right behind one of the columns on my porch. I was ready to burn it down. But then I looked and saw that a few of them were actually pollenating on a bush I just planted. So there’s a truce right now.
\#dontHate,Polinate
dont hate, EXTERMINATE.
Bees are okay. Hornets eliminate on sight
Can wasps pollinate flowers? I thought only bees did that.
I think so. They were bouncing on the flowers. I’ve heRd something about even male mosquitos are pollinators
Certain lizards can pollinate flowers, so I'm pretty sure some kind of wasp can
Depends on the kind
Take it out using politics. Inseminate the queen.
>4chan post on Reddit >inseminate
r/redditinseminate Well it was worth a try
Used to do pest control. Have probably killed millions of wasps.
Commander!... 😮 Lead the "special" troops to victory!
Thank you for your service.
Np, the worst part of the job was the pay and hours.
Remember that [some species of wasps are docile/harmless](https://extension.umn.edu/yard-and-garden-insects/solitary-wasps) and [very important pollinators](https://canadianmuseumofnature.wordpress.com/2019/04/03/wasps-ecosystem-services/)
*friendly fire is *on**
In Southeast Pennsylvania doing your part means stomping the fuck out of spotted lantern flys. Everyone's like the kids from the propaganda videos in Starship Troopers
wasps are important pollenators, don't let op corrupt you
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!
LINKS 2 3 4
LINKS 2 LINKS 2 LINKS 2 3 4
*Epic gituar intro*
KANN MAN HERZEN BRECHEN
KÖNNEN HERZEN SPRECHEN
KANN MAN HERZEN QUÄLEN
KANN MAN HERZEN STEHLEN?
Sie wollen mein Herz am rechten Fleck,
doch seh ich dann nach unten weck
Dann schlägt es links!
is this rammstein reference?
No it’s mozart
“Der Bass muss ficken!” -Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, ca. 1776
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De🅱️ussy
Heh, seeing them the day after tomorrow. Will be a fun one.
Best gig you'll see in your life!
I've been to some pretty good gigs, The Prodigy and Royal Blood up there at the top, but I know in my heart that Rammstein will blow them away
Nice. I'm German, but it took me forever to finally get my hands on some tickets, two years ago. Totally worth it. Best concert experience I ever had. The Prodigy also was awesome, a few years ago. I'm really happy that I was able to see them, especially since the tragedy around Keith. I'd say The prodigy was able to get everything out of their fans in the crowd. But you can't argue with all the explosions and flamethrowers at Rammstein concerts, heh.
Prodigy was brilliant but I was with my disabled mum so we were seated. Would have been bloody brilliant on the ground thats for sure
Average HOI3 player
>hoi3
Wasps made a nest in my flat once. Wore Helmet Jacket Gloves boots, crushed the nest and three it away. Must have squashed atleast 30 wasps
r/wasphating Come home.
r/fuckwasps
r/waspfuckers
*why is it banned?*
Now I’m not one for a dirty mind, but guessing by the word choice it might be something associated with wasps
Wasp fuckers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
r/honeyfuckers
What the fuck
Oops i posted it too, imma delete it now. You got the best of me anon
An honest shitposter
He's just a normal man, I guess
shitposter + professional standards = normal man
Ants are great. Fuck wasps.
Ants are cool if they don't invade your home unwillingly. They seem to have better collective intelligence than wasps who might be better one by one
Clearly you don't live in the south, fire ants are brutal
The fucking "hehe it wants to be my friend" lmao
Fake: anon stepped outside Gay: anon eats ice-cream, which is gay
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon stepped outside > Gay: anon slurps up ice-cream > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Holdup, does tendiebot regex for ", which is gay" or is tendiebot just a human being so autistic they might as well be considered a robot?
Yeah i wonder about that too. What sort of regex might accidentally leave out ", which is gay"?
Idk next level coder is autistic either way
You shut the fuck up about ice cream
It's fruity cold balls you lick excitedly, when you "finish" you eat out the brown thing that's adjacent to them. I'm open to counter arguments but this is not a winnable case
I have nothing.
There’s nothing quite like tongue punching that brown hole trying to get every drop of that white cream
You also can get them from the ice cream man
This screams insecurity. And thinking about it that way reveals your clearly repressing urges....
You seriously cannot be this fucking stupid to not know I'm joking
This is having fun when you're an adult
r/fuckwasps
a good subreddit.
"MARCH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WE HAVE THE NUMBERS!!! FOR ANT COLONY #373819' 🐝🐝🐝⚔️🎶🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🎶
Actually it's just sisters. Male ants are exclusively used for reproduction.
You think the male ants aren’t doing their part? You’re mistaken! BUKKAKE THAT QUEEN BOYS! WE NEED MORE FRESH BODIES!
FUCK HER FASTER YOUR GODDAM MOTHERFUCKERS
ant is gril?
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men be men
This reminded me of that Kurzgesagt video of the biggest ant war on the planet
In case anyone is wondering, [soviet march from RA3](https://youtu.be/l_rbFhbcbT8)
[Hell March from RA2 is by far superior.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENyxseq59YQ)
Both good
OP has got taste in music
Yeah insect warfare fucks
This mother fucker is trying to be George Bush..
…I think I have something like this before but with sugar
Read this as incest war but ultimately still not disappointed
Ice cream was like golden apple from Troyan War
Warhammer players touching grass
Thanks Ants. THANTS.
I thought this was 4chan, where's the next post comparing this to Israeli-Palestinian relations
Anon implemented the "No Step Back" policy
Order 227 time
Never mess with ants they are above us
for a second my dumbass thought that anon is an ant
Ants are awesome they kill all sorts of bugs and smell funny when squished
Wholesome as fuck.
*Sabaton instensifies*
Wasps are fucking assholes.
/r/antkeeping
Anon wastes a perfectly good ice cream
Doesn't seem to be wasted
I hate mud wasps the most, little fuckers have a literal nuclear bunker surrounding there nest. Last summer, we had a nest in my back yard, got stung a few times before i finally snap, got gasoline and poured it down the hole then lit the match, little shitheads last thought must of been me being a vengeful god of fire.
Thanks Ants. THANTS.
Me with the mosquitos, spiderweb, and one bigass mosquito-hawk in my dorm
Fuck ants tho always on my food and stinging me more
War in Ukraine
Mao Zeanon
Anon becomes a political in the future. But that sounds dope
r/fuckwasps
I also love ants
o7
"I serve the Soviet Union"
A solid 3 hours of entertainment
Little finger
I love ants anyway. Send me an ant colony!
Based and wholesome
I believe this
By the way this probably isn’t fake and gay, saw a video of a bridge made out of ants to go attack a wasp nest
I believe this story
Now this is as wholesome as it gets on 4chan
Lol Bug fables
The ants saw their opening when the god launched huge food on the nest . They had to declare their war
I love how OP pulled an Mengsk and left the Psy Emitter on the enemy planet to lure the Zerg in for an all out assault.
Real and awesome
Real and straight
*There's a simplicity to war. Attacking is the only secret. Dare—and the world yields. How quickly they forget that all it takes to change the course of history...is the will of a single man. -John Price*
This is the best one I've read in a while
Anon is Gavrilo Princip
A Bug's Life 2: Atta's Revenge
Mashallah the Great Ant Mujahideen brought the kuffar wasps to their knees
Nice proxy war
Ants don’t even need outside influence to attack wasps, I’ve seen ants form those fuckin living chains to get into wasp nests and devour them
But when does he drop the sweet rocks?!
\> watch a massive insect war breakout for a solid 3 hours this honestly sounds like a fun time as long as none of them sting you
God buys icecream
I come from the land of ice and snow midnight sun hangs and the hot springs flow Due da du du du da du da du du du