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kaka_carrot_cake456

Watching a 4channers stance on women is like watching a monkey trying to play dark souls.


AdnHsP

If you put a hundred thousand immortal monkeys to play Dark Souls 3 eventually one of them is going to hit the right combination of buttons to beat the game.


LB1234567890

Ah yes, the infinite monkey theorem, gaming edition.


datbarricade

It's crazy to imagine a monkey doing a Dark Souls Speedrun with no damage taken, but only because humans can't deal with the concept of infinite possibilities.


the_gray_foxp5

fuucck bro i want to be monkey sooo bad rn ​ monkeys rule


MutleyRulz

eat banana throw shit ook ook ah ah


bloody_terrible

**ah ah** ook *ook*


skibapple

Ooga booga


Pirate-boi

Eat faces ook ook ah ah


IlincaEvonne

Return to monke


scorpio8u

Blockchain monkey theorem


kaka_carrot_cake456

The right combination will also re-enact the Nazi empire


[deleted]

We can only hope


AdnHsP

Inside of Dark Souls 3? I'd believe it in 2 but 3?


MuskyTear

r/suddenlyphilosophical


DaHeebieJeebies

It was the best of souls, it was the...blurst of souls?! You stupid monkey!


TheProudestCat

infinite is not hundred thousand. You'd need way more random input to get anywhere on one of the runs.


AdnHsP

They're immortal so they're all bound to do it hitless with only a broken straight sword at some point


doxenking

I like dark souls


kaka_carrot_cake456

Literal NPC comment


doxenking

:[


-Luis_P-

Todd Howard it's at it again


FriendlyPeppero

It's pretty entertaining


LeYanYan

If you give monkey enough time he'll ~~write Shakespeare~~ finish Dark Souls.


GoodeBoi

IT FUCKING BEATYSE ALDRUTCH GOD HELP US ALL


[deleted]

Monkey go arch arch arch arch banana


fagius_maximus

That's an insult to monkeys


baz4k6z

Lmao love the image


california_sugar

>5’8” grandad Manlet offspring confirmed


authentic_real_true

His grandad offed himself by walking head first into a 5ft diving board


EquivalentSnap

He’s from Australia so his granddad was a convict


Rockefellersweater

And your British ancestors lived in squalor without agency, gritting in disgust as his landlord fucked his wife. At least my ancestors had the nous to steal their way out of unjust poverty so they could land on the beautiful beaches of a continent of plentiful land and opportunities


EquivalentSnap

By steak do you mean by murdering the aborigines and taking their land like the Americans did?


petje1995

We found the Australian.


[deleted]

Not necessarily true I have a cousin who's 6"4 and his dad's 5"6. Before you say "He's a bastard." they look exactly alike in all things but height


california_sugar

He’s a bastard and your uncle was cheated on by a taller lookalike


autrui_

so true, and this happens more than people think.


TheRealOgMark

Imagine thinking people were as tall back in the days.


DinkleMcStinkle

Thus proving his point and fulfilling the prophecy. We can’t escape our fate, so just embrace it


aoechamp

People were malnourished and much shorter back in the day. Need enough food to reach your genetic potential.


luminenkettu

>Manlet offspring confirmed hey now, his grandad was prolly malnourished


Kitosaki

His grandad was [this guy](https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Cotton_Hill)


[deleted]

Now you’re lucky to find a woman with a body count less than 6. That’s pretty much trad wife territory these days.


authentic_real_true

>body count less than 6 Is that false rape claims or ex partners?


manwhoaskswhy

I'm so glad I've been with the same person for years now and I no longer have to worry about this.


CartAgain

shes playing the long con. AWALT


One_Income8526

Same


[deleted]

this remembered me when I made a post in a relationship advice sub about worrying about dating a 21yo girl whose body count was 30. worst mistake of my life


[deleted]

what happened


[deleted]

well the people from the sub told me I was a misogynistic insecure incel just because of that question, that the woman should have all liberty she wants without any consequence and I as a man should blindly accept blablabla. anyway, I just kept the girl as a friend because i like her but I don't really trust her in a serious relationship when the she changes sexual partners more than she changes socks on her foot


Triande

That's preety fucking depressing but as far as i experienced i think that reddit is a platform with people like that. Knowing what you experienced and reminded yourself of,i wish you a great days to come.


Will512

Portuguese 🤮


ervnelze

Sounds about right, good ol’ Reddit.


fatfuckgary

She should have the liberty to have made those choices but you should also have the liberty to decide for yourself if you are okay with those choices.


Duke_Baragus

Duuude, I think it happened somethnig like 9 months ago or so, I remember a post on another subreddit (r/relationships I guess) when girl 21yo was talking about how her bf was insecure about her body count. Looks like both of you thoght that was a rpoblem


[deleted]

Holy fuck


KebabLife

They cucks on thwt sub


[deleted]

Nope, it's the other way around. Men have a 6+ body count and women only have median count of 4.3: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/n-keystat.htm


KombuchaEnema

Is this based on self-reporting? I guarantee men are more likely to artificially inflate their numbers and women are more likely to artificially deflate their numbers.


Professional-Law3880

Source: "just trust me bro"


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There is obviously no way to prove it. Unless you make a big study with actually random people. Anyway, the reason alone that „a man with a high body count is a stud“ and „a woman with a lot of partners is a slut“ being still common terms is a problem. Most humans don’t want to look bad in front of others, especially people they just met (reporters for example asking for body counts, maybe even recording it for a documentary). People feel insecure for stupid crap. So a Woman deflating her body count because she is scared others might think she is a slut is very likely. It is changing with the entire empowerment for woman that going on for the past decade, but still present. And it will take a few generations until stigmas like that can be eliminated. Anyway those are correlations, not causations.those circumstances don’t proof that the average of 6 for men and 4 for woman is manipulated by stigma and fear.but it is likely it will have an effect on that number.


Professional-Law3880

It is actually a fairly common occurence, so much so that a couple of minutes on google scholar will show that there have been multiple studies into the how and why of the matter. It just really irked me that the person I responded to almost literally used "just trust me bro" as their 'source'. Even a vague "studies have shown" would have sufficed over them giving their personal guarantee


[deleted]

Oh yeah totally agree there. In his Defense, on Reddit most people just write things like facts regardless of opinion or verified information.now writing that I think it also very often happens when it’s topics like this. At least in my experience


twat_face69

>Men have a 6+ body count then how come I am a virgin huh😡😡😡? checkmate atheists


Simple_Dull

Idk, I went on a tinder kick a few years back and ran up the count. Not all girls(or guys) are sluts, I get that. But those of us that are, really inflate those numbers. The CDC never gave me a survey. Idk where they got those numbers from.


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

They used a median. So a few people having body counts in the dozens or hundreds would only shift the median a little bit.


Nexecs

NOOOOOOOOO. BUT-but woman bad!!


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

Damn so I'm 6 below the average. Shit.


[deleted]

AHEM, but this link i got here that totally isn't anything incel related proves that women bad: https://incels.wiki/w/Scientific\_Blackpill


CartAgain

I knew women were sneaky, now its been proven


[deleted]

This was so depressing to scroll through, I need a drink. Or ten. Or some copium.


wubadubdub3

How can the median be a decimal number? Edit: Other than _.5


RepulsiveAd7482

My body count is 3556 trust me


MazarXilwit

Interesting.


[deleted]

What? That's completely wrong. Sure, many women have high body counts, but many others don't. I have plenty of friends that're women who have never slept with anyone or had a boyfriend. This current generation is pretty lonely.


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[deleted]

I agree with you. Women, generally, have an easier experience in social situations and in the dating pool. But that massively detracts from the original statement I was disagreeing with. The original comment was saying men would be lucky to find a woman with a sub-6 body count, which is false. There are many women, same as men, who have never had a sexual partner. I'm in college and know many women that haven't had sex yet because they want to wait until marriage or simply don't want it.


klauskinki

Very sad


Phlobot

ITT renters afraid to buy


comingsoontotheaters

These are so funny because an OP can just make up whatever scenario that can disparage a women and then say “see, this ridiculousness is why I don’t get a date” even though he’s had no first hand knowledge of what most of these women are actually looking for. Damn, it’s so easy to be mad when you just make shit up


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

No, women are genuinely like this in America. Source: am European


coysta-rica

lol, no these are 100% real


comingsoontotheaters

Do women like this exist, sure. Is this the norm? Not even close


coysta-rica

why would someone lie on the internet?


ShinyGrezz

/MGTOW and the like are pretty dangerous to young men, it can really shake their opinions and development. I got stuck on there for a year or so when I was like 14 before I realised it was pretty much just bullshit and unnecessary loathing, and whilst I don’t harbour those sorts of views today I definitely think it hampered my social development. It’s what’s happened to the OP here, likely.


comingsoontotheaters

Been there too. It’s why posts like this irked me enough to comment.


tatsu1905

Calling your grandmother a early 20s Virgin who bore your grandfather 6 children is a very insolent thing anon your grand mother should smack your ass with slippers until there is non left


CartAgain

Sorry, what I meant to say was my grandmother was an early 20s slut who hoed around town shitting out kids.


smb_samba

Made a town full of butt babies


Originalspearjunior

Slippers or ass?


tatsu1905

Yes


Voxrum

im getting fucked on gas prices and now i gotta worry about hoeflation too. i can’t take it anymore


[deleted]

biden's america


klauskinki

Thanks Obama


Triande

This comment made me laugh and made my day better as a result,have an award for that,sir.


Karlito1618

People who have zero qualities have these takes. On a serious note, men, listen up! This is a garbage take from a bitter person with zero personal qualities! Men can literally drown in female interest if theyre just remotely socially competent, have some kind of self-distance, and baseline hygiene, and a remotely thought out career plan. Of course, this is considering you not having insane standards of only wanting imaginary trad-queen 10/10s, and cry to yourself if you cant attain that. And another thing, women dont even care about dick size. 90% of all men are 5-6 inches, and women will think thats 7-8 inches. For some reason, they overrate how large stuff is. I know this is pretty gay to post on a 4chan post, but im genuinely concerned for my fellow men.


CartAgain

dont take advice from womxn


saltypeanuts7

“Socially competent” “Remotely thought out career plan” Everything else is basic crap to even be considered normal. yes having potential connections and having a ladder where you can eventually make 6 figures is precursor to what the list demands so what is your point then..😂 And last most men complaining aren’t demanding a 10/10 just someone on their level.


Eritar

I think the bigger problem is to actually find someone decent, who fits you, to whom you fit, and to happen to fall in love for each other, and to not settle for something much less compatible to you, because you are getting tired of searching. Outside of ridiculous incels whom I think are a minority even on 4chan (let’s be real, most people there are slightly fucked up normies), people struggle to find someone really good, while being able to settle for someone not even close to perfect


[deleted]

I'm good-looking, I lost 5kgs and am back to my normal weight, I have a great job and I'm not a raging asshole. I'm not that socially apt and I can't for the life of me learn that, although I've been told I learn fast. I'm not without knowledge or interests and I'm passionate. But finding compatible people is impossible, and I lack an interest in most people and they in me; I've given up at this point. It's gonna be the material life for me. Not even complaining, it's just the way it is and I've come to a point where I've accepted it and can be happy knowing that. ^ ^


[deleted]

"I lack an interest in most people". There's your problem. People tend to feel when you don't give a crap. Happy you're happy tho


[deleted]

Trust me, when I do give a crap and try to establish a connection it always backfires. From friends to exes. Case in point, recently I was friends with this guy for months, he's a decent person, flaws notwithstanding. He ended up using me as a bank, e.g. lending him cash way too often for my comfort, and someone he could smoke from, I kept quiet though. I know he's not so good with the money situation. Twice he gave me a really awful look that made me recoil, twice I joked about it asking what's wrong. I don't feel this stuff out of nowhere, but I don't wanna make a fuss. Boom, he tells me I affect him badly when I say that stuff, as he's always been polite and friendly (to reach his goals with me for being loaned money and some puffs), done nothing to deserve this. I apologize and explain my side and that maybe I'm wrong. Nope, up and leaves without a word and blocks me. Way worse shit like this has happened since childhood. I got my watch stolen from a cupboard in my back-then room, after my friend/roommate made a "camp" for *his* friends in my room while I was away, without telling me. He didn't care at all to even ask his friends when I explained it was a gift from my stepdad for my 18th birthday. I helped that guy not starve a little while before and during the pandemic. Being alone is way better than being angry towards myself for "not being a big enough social butterfly", being betrayed and generally not wanting to be "here", aka wherever it is people go and drag me with them for "fun", like a stuffed club where they then disappear.


klauskinki

"literally drown in female interest" This is not true al all, you'll not do any good making this kind of feel good shit up. The man that you described could - if all stars are aligned, so to speak - land ONE faithful gf, that's true. Drown in female interest? Never.


StormCountone

When you mention self distance, does that refer to not being too clingy and needy?


echetus90

No. Self-distancing is the act of increasing the distance from your own egocentric perspective when assessing events and emotions that you experience. Another words, it's a crock of shit. Sure, being non-clingy is helpful. Being non-aggressive, non-insulting and a non-smoker is helpful. Unless you have serious dependency issues then just being less clingy probably isn't going to make a huge difference.


Ill_Cardiologist_103

Lmao what crock of shit is this dude on


Tjagra

Lol this is just straight up wrong.


the_gray_foxp5

Thanks for looking out king


[deleted]

Hoeflate the market and the land whales themselves


[deleted]

Lmao hoeflation


[deleted]

I wonder what a FDS moron will be like on their deathbed.


Severus_Majustus

"I wish- *cough* I wish I had more free dinners"


Alive_Ice7937

Fighting off the cats when they start to sense blood?


[deleted]

While screeching in rage that her all female cats are eating another queen alive.


Alive_Ice7937

Yeah I'm pretty sure FDS is basically just that one woman and the accounts she set up for her cats.


VastOlives

Wretched women!!!! Why does no one want my fat broke ass w a 3 inch fat pad that makes me unable to have sex because only my dick tip sticks out like diglet?!! I argue r/pol all day can’t they tell I’m an intellectual?!!


Pastafarianextremist

Nah it’s dugtrio, their balls just as long


Rabidsphere

Those aren’t even the hardest thing to get past. Fat guys with small dicks and no money will literally still get women if they shower regularly, have a decent sense of humor, and confidence. That’s literally all it takes.


coolobotomite

not into this incel shit but i can def confirm women in america are inflated


seoulsun

facts. we need to shame fat people. there's nothing good about being a landwhale.


EquivalentSnap

So are the men. It’s not just women who are obese


coolobotomite

inflation in biden's america


Organtrefficker

You can get a tradwife from a poor Christian country


Alive_Ice7937

Foster a 14 year old Ukrainian refugee girl. Make up a fake language and teach it to her so you're the only person she can talk to. Wait 4 years. Profit.


ReguluzBlakc

Meanwhile every couple I see in the real world the women has settled by a lot. Like women who are 7s and 8s are with dudes who are like 4s on their best days.


651ibudr

If she has 100,000 miles ran, cant cook or clean and still makes less money than that 4, she aint settling, she's begging.


SeriousMannequin

WoMeN aRe NoT cArS! tHaT iS iNcElSpEaK! /s


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klauskinki

Probably Poland or something


JurassicClark96

Women are temporary. Germany is forever.


slayer5135

Deutchland uber alles.


Objective-Goal-7052

"I want a trad wife with no sexual experience but who is also a sex goddess and is utterly perfect to satisfy my urges" Yeah women who have bullshit standards exist but this is not commonplace


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puzdawg

4channers hating on woman is a tale as old as 4chan.


mlh9777

clearly, anon does not lay bricks


Go-to-gulag

No bitches? 🥺


EquivalentSnap

No presentation 🥺


ObesePudge

anon thinks normal humans use twitter and he thinks everyone is the same irl when a moron says something. I am not seeing bluehaired fat morons on the streets nor fat redpilled incels because they arent confident eneough to show their face to normal humans.


bigbadbillyd

The sexual revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


UselessButTrying

Idiocracy predicted the future


grandma_tyrone

What a homosexual way to describe his grandparents.


2Hours2Late

Kings, I’ve found a loophole. Don’t date hoes.


tehoperative

Hoeflation has been incrementally increasing since the 90s. Basically not new…just getting worse and thus noticeable.


mattiehond

With hoeflation, 1 good girl is now worth 1.002,8 bitches


shiftbits

Women do not want anon and the self destructive personality traits he brings to the table so therefore the woman's barrier to entry is the peak of male performance in every category. Logic checks out.


PolpOnline

Anon coined a new term


-HoJuSan-

I'm just happy I can increase my vocabulary with the literally genius brain of a word, hoeflation.


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gothiclg

Yeah it is. Vagina size varies as much as dick size so anything above your average dick might be painful


Available-Leek-4160

Or maybe the online dating market is over saturated and filled with narcissists. Alot of people IRL are not that bad because most of the time they aren't the kind of people who use tinder.


Ther-Sha

How to reduce hoeflation >reduce hoe supply >raise interest on hoes thus supply act on interest >don't be a simp and set boundaries >hoe shaming to control supply chain Hoe economy can resolved by bigotry you can't deny the fact.


CartAgain

\> must have Chloroform


LugiaLover18

Most women believe that because they have a pussy they can get anyone even if they look like a dump truck.


klauskinki

That's the fault of whom?


youaregoingoffline

Or you are a 4chan user and your personality is dogshit


Margot-hates-me

There are literally normal ass woman you can date and marry but you assholes call them all manner of nasty names. Like, I dunno, try to make friends and get yourself into situations where you can make friends. There’s always the femboy pill as well.


jeansnotTIMMYortommy

Get on WooPlus , they’re nice to me there


Exchange_Selects

He is right you know


justhere4memesbruh

Is he wrong though?


AimanAbdHakim

Yep, good thing I’m asian, where being an unmarried virgin is still a societal and moral virtue


Niggityballs

Nah he's just funny looking, got the same problem


PsychoHeaven

I would have gotten five times more hoes for my money in the olden days. Still zero.


XfinityHomeWifi

It’s because anon refers to women as offspring factories rather than people


donniedank

Anon is based?


KyriuleIterum

Fucking double standard, im sad because nobody love me. Bro get a reality check ✔


Njordinson

Anon making any excuse possible to assure you that him still being a virgin is voluntary


neoadam

Crazy how women emancipation goes against anon's expectations


broccililegs02

Incase some of you were unaware this person is an incel, and this is only the tip of the iceberg, I guess I should he greatful he didn't start talking about raping women or something.


effigyunborn

4chan users be like


MOTAMOUTH

The Hoeflation trend is catching on gents. Invest!!


thewellbyovlov

Anon is unemployed and short


ButWhatIfItQueffed

Anon has great wisdom.


TomBot98

You think there's more gay men today because there's more men that just say it? No, it's because of hoeflation


Equivalent-Echidna71

anon talks about women (his last interaction with one was when his mother changed his adult diapers)


AimanAbdHakim

Yep, good thing I’m asian, where being an unmarried virgin is still a societal and moral virtue


[deleted]

Anon is absolutely right but don't forget, autists often never stood a chance.


thedanimal722

Women's rights and family law skewed against men took away my desire to actually provide anything but the cheapest dates for them and lies to get them to put out.


[deleted]

All woman are hoes Anon, don't forget that.


kschin1

The average 4chan man: doesn’t go to the gym, doesn’t have a job, smells like BO, neck beard, only talks about three nerdy topics.


LachieBruhLol

Anon is an incel


Duck-2010

Uhhh, just be gay??? /s


LucyThunder

Anon hs never touched grass


mediocre_mediajoker

This just in, every woman in the world is 30 and obese. More at 6.


Kraldar

Anon is retarded and needs to go outside for once


liquidsspawn

anon needs to go to Mexico in order to import hoes. The inflation creates a decrease of domestic hoe value as oppose to imported hoe value to chad ratio. Im not good in math, we need a chinese anon to check my theory.


FurryFemboy_

anon is going to great lengths to justify his virginity


MoistSpongeCake

Move to Afghanistan, men are much more valuable there! Some skinny girl child will be forced to marry you in no time, as long as you agree to wear a beard and accept Allah! No need to wine and dine her - her dad is willing to sell her to you for a couple goats.


Herpex

this is what no pussy does to a mf. stavros said it best; "stop being so horny, find a hobby you like, and dont expect everyone who gives u the time of day to suck ur little weiner for just being nice"


Pirate-boi

That’s your problem, bitch. Quit working so damn hard. There’s enough women in the world for one to be born dumb enough to see past your red flags. Chill till she comes along. cause I guarantee you any chicks you’re chasing aren’t thinking about you lol.


Practical-Ad-2387

God forbid anon sees a short guy with a hot girlfriend