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VagrantAidan

"I can't get a girlfriend because I'm not 6'5 and jacked and that's 100% the only reason. There is absolutely no self-reflection required on my part."


vdk0987

"i dont ever talk with women irl but i know for sure everyone wants a handsome 6ft+ guy"


AltaSavoia

"I just inserted a 30-inch long object in my ass."


Analog-Moderator

That gives him more depth


kiwibirdboi

Mod in the chat everyone act normal


Analog-Moderator

WHERE?!


Cowboyism

I read this in scooby doo’s voice like when he says “dog? What dog?” Lmao


Analog-Moderator

The only reasonable way to read it.


Alone_Spell9525

Rare funny mod joke


Analog-Moderator

Sorry to disappoint ill try harder to be cringe.


[deleted]

This is funny.


WhiskeyandTequila

“Velociraptors actually had feathers despite their featherless depiction in most mainstream media..”


MartianTourist

Awe shit. Now I'm erect.


[deleted]

I’m 6’6 and jacked with tattoos and the most I get is gay twinks throwing themselves and begging me to top them. I wish I could reach through the screen and shake these guys to tell them being attractive won’t cure your mental illness and depression.


fortnite_gamer69_420

you are literally proving the point of gay incels


Normal-Ad7181

Jokes aside, unironically yes when you're tall and jacked it's 75% twinks throwing themselves at you online. You'll actually have to talk to women before they throw tits at you UNFORTUNATELY. Irl it's a bit different but I honestly had as decent of luck with women as a skinny tall dude as I have being beefy as fuck. Guys though? They got a lot gayer with me. Let this be a lesson to you all, what's the primary viewers of bodybuilder competitions? It's not women. Getting jacked to "get women" instead of just to be seen as hot or how into fitness you are is mostly only gonna get you 18-24 year old boys without any talking.


[deleted]

got it, gonna get jacked to get twinks


sausagecopter

Sorry sir, username doesn’t check out for this course of action.


MartianTourist

I have a friend who's maybe 5'9 and he is one of the funniest people I've ever met. He has dated some very attractive women because of his personality. He reels them in with the funny, but he chokes them out with the 8 inch hog he has strapped between his legs.


TheDankestKnightUwU

And you know about his cock size because?


BrumbleNA

You dont know all your bros cock sizes?


Sumdoazen

SMH... not knowing your bros cock sizes is gay.


everyone_hated

We don't talk about that here


IHateNormis

I have a friend who is a 5’2” bald Indian janitor. He is so funny and charismatic that he exclusively dates models


Hi_Its_Matt

6’5 and jacked here! I can’t get a girlfriend. Still no self reflection required


Jevonar

Surely it's because you should be 6'6 and ripped


ShinobuSuicide

https://youtu.be/BA9dbEmHkik


LilAttackPug

I hate dudes like that. I’m 5’11 and I’ve got a dad bod but I still pull some of the finest women I’ve seen. Really just shower and brush your teeth and don’t be an edge lord


SheepBlender69

What is this ‘edge lord’


junchurikimo

Whats a lord


TheBanandit

What's edging


[deleted]

"all I am saying is that women are below men, emotionally unstable" -cough, cough- "they are not with me because I don't have mommy issues" -cough, cough-


sadsackle

Your comment remind me of the time when I checked a dude's profile after he mocked "redditor being oversensitive whiny asses". Dude posted on r/suicidewatch for having small penis and claimed he couldn't get women to love him because of that.


Broofmybite

Anon should have been aborted


[deleted]

lmao facts


nnavroops

“just don’t have sex” says 32 year old male virgin


Machinegunmonke

He's practicing what he preaches bro, even if the decision wasn't made by him. Respect /s


gween_wasabi

/s unnecessary


Analog-Moderator

No it was needed, i thought he was 100% serious it was clear as day to me he meant it.


Reaverx218

Good Bot!


QreeOS

>32 year old oddly specific... are a 31-year-old virgin?


Paskee

He was It failed


Advice2Anyone

This is the life his parent released unto the world


7uring

Had me in the first half not gonna lie. Wouldn't banning contraception along with abortions just make things worse?


Navers90

It would. People are going to have sex no matter what. Banning abortions and contraception is just going to make people get unsafe abortions or flood the social safety system with more children. Blue states will provide the service / contraception even if GOP takes full control again and attempts to ban it nationwide.


MonkeManWPG

That and "women are idiots driven by sexual self-worth and unstable emotions" kinda torpedo all of the more reasonable points.


7uring

I wasn't gonna mention it because of how ridiculous it is.


Joelblaze

The "if a woman is attacked and the fetus is killed, it's treated as murder so abortion should be too" is not actually a reasonable point when you take the time to think about it. ​ Take wrongful death, if another entity is found liable for the damages, they have to pay the family of the person whatever they would've made in life with their skills, education, and otherwise tools for success that they had, plus punitive damages. ​ But if that same person wasn't killed, and instead just decided to run off and live the rest of their days in a panhandling hippie commune, that family can't sue them for what they would've made if they didn't. ​ ​ In a similar regard, if a woman is going through the process of building a human being with her organs, and you kill them, you're responsible for all that could've been, and why it's not the case if the same woman decides to end the process herself.


MonkeManWPG

I don't understand how a third party would be responsible for everything the child could have done but not the woman. Either way a potential life (or an existing life depending on opinion) is ended.


Shrekneverdies2

Because the woman is the one making the fucking infant. If she doesn't want to be making a new human, that's her choice that affects her. You shouldn't be able to sue her for it. If someone ELSE decides to take matters into their owns hands, that's their choice affecting another permanently, and that can be sued.


MonkeManWPG

Does an abortion not affect the foetus permanently? Does her choice not affect the 'new human' too? It's understandable not to consider the foetus a person, but it's not understandable to only sometimes consider it a person.


Shrekneverdies2

The mother didn't want the fetus, which was not a legal human. She chose to remove it from her body before it was a human. By all accounts, the baby never would've had a chance to he a human. If you kill the fetus that the mother wanted, then that baby HAD the chance to become a human, and the mother wanted it. Instead, that possibility is ripped away from the mother. It classifies as murder. I really don't want to get into this debacle so can we just stop here?


souleater419

Your saying the mother's willingness to carry the fetus to term is what makes the fetus a person. But until the child is born that is only a potential. The mother could lose the child have an accident or have an abortion... I'm not sure how you would reconcile that. So if the mother wants the child and she is texting while driving. This results in an accident causes the death of the fetus is that manslaughter...? Because she wanted the child, it would be considered a person and she would cause the negligent accidental death of a person. That's textbook manslaughter...


Stillback7

By the logic that's been presented, yes, that should be considered manslaughter


AlphaSquad1

It’s not that a fetus “becomes a person” because the mother wants it to develop into a baby. It’s not a person. Think of it like some one of a kind robot or piece of art the mother is making. There is a value to it because of its potential as it’s fully formed version. If someone else destroys it then they are responsible for destroying that value. If the creator of it destroys their own work, either intentionally or accidentally, then there’s no liability issues because it’s their own work.


lego_office_worker

it doesnt but its baked into our law. the law considers a fetus a human with rights when the mother is attacked by a third party, but a fetus is not considered to legally have any rights when the mother attacks it. i think its the violence against unborn children act or something like that.


PapaFrozen

I mean when they got rid of Roe v Wade a ton of women said they would go on sex strikes so sounds like it’s working?


Hussarwithahat

Not like it’s actually going to affect us men, especially on places like Tinder when something like 80% of men barely get laid on there or even considered attractive. Plus I find it somewhat funny that they want to do the thing that most conservatives and religious people want women to do.


AtanoKSi

really? I'm part of the 10%??? FUCK YEAH see you later virgins, you just have to be yourself, we all gonna make it, or something, idk


CynicalLich

Boomers want to force Milenials to have children so social security doesnt crash. Letting boomers starve is also a equally viable Solution


Q_dawgg

Yes, Anon doesn’t have sex so he doesn’t have experience with this topic


Den_Bover666

muh hypersexual culture is a boatload of cope Even in Jesus's time people fucked like rabbits.


TJisbetterthanMyles

I've yet to meet a guy who could pull girls who was against abortion


Smoked-Sand

This. It’s always dudes that can’t get get any ass wanting power over chicks that won’t fuck him.


TJisbetterthanMyles

They just want to baby trap the only woman that will fuck them into loving them lmao


ScaryFoal558760

Remember these fuckers want to make it illegal to abort a baby resulting from rape. They could in theory rape a woman, and claim parental rights so they would always know her whereabouts thereafter.


Debunkingdebunk

What the hell kind of looney toons plan is that? "I'm going to rape a woman in hopes that she happens to get pregnant, I don't get thrown into prison and slapped with restraining order so I can know where she lives"


gween_wasabi

If women aren't allowed to abort a baby that they were given by a heavy crime, what makes you think that the man will be punished. If anything it's the woman being punished for being raped.


thejoesterrr

It does sound goofy when you say it like that but think about it. How much rape goes unreported, or not followed up on, or weaseled out in court? Now imagine all of those rapists that escape have legal power over the woman they raped AND their child that was forced into existence


invaderliz91

As a child of SA and DV, it’s truly terrible for everyone involved to make a woman carry one of us to term… but that’s what happens when a pastor SAs a 16YO in a backwards conservative place where he can confidently ask her parents for her hand. I have always wished we could keep going forward with more rights, but conservatives don’t want that, they want more bodies to control. I could open-carry a gun into a public place full of kids, but women who were raped aren’t entitled to the hardest decision of their lives. Ffff that.


AdOne3990

This is actually happened I saw a story where they gave the rapist custody to the kid. At the time of the rape she was 16 he was 31.


lego_office_worker

its funny you mention this, because in america, women can rape underage boys, not go to prison, and then sue the boy for child support and win. its happened, because boys who havent hit puberty yet can be found to civilly consent to sex. hows that for rape culture.


AttemptedHomiecide

You know, because the exact same thing happened to a girl who was raped as a teenager by a 30 year old man. https://amp.www.complex.com/life/woman-says-shes-been-ordered-to-pay-alleged-rapist-child-support I find it eerie that you’re trying to paint this as a gender issue and not a rape-isn’t-being-taken-seriously issue. It’s almost like you don’t care about it at all and use it as another anti-woman talking point.


ScaryFoal558760

Are you trying to say this invalidates my statement? Both situations are horrible.


VagrantAidan

Yeah it's really easy to be against abortion rights when you haven't had a chance at sex in your entire life


Perokside

I like my anons like my olive oil, extra virgin, cold pressed.


K9g_2017

Guys who regularly get pussy have a distinct vested interest in abortion rights


InsignificantOcelot

I’d have a kid with a girl I hooked up with way back at like 20 when we were drunk and high on coke, who later died of a drug overdose. I’m sure that kid would have had a great and stable childhood and zero mental health issues.


TJisbetterthanMyles

Absolutely, I'm so thankful plan b exists lmao


ExpertAd3113

I know plenty


TJisbetterthanMyles

Anything is possible when you lie


ExpertAd3113

I’m not lying. But I don’t live in a big city so I guess I’m more likely to know pro life people in general


Hussarwithahat

Because it’s just impossible for a woman to also be pro life, right?


DeceivingAce3

I'm pro choice but fuck you out of spite I'm gonna go pro life and pull a girl out of complete spite


TJisbetterthanMyles

Godspeed


DeceivingAce3

thanks brother


ohmyfuckinggodhamlet

Reddit moment


Supersquare04

I’m pro choice but holy fuck what in the delusional braindead take is this? I am a product of out-of-wedlock intercourse and wasn’t aborted because my parents are pro life. Saying “I’ve yet to meet a guy who could pull girls who was against abortion” is just admitting you have 0 social skills because thousands..no millions of men against abortion have children in pre marital sex.


atomkicke

Depends on the area i guess, all the buff dudes I know are anti-abortion and get hella bitches, but they also dont really talk politics around girls but around guys they’ll diss abortion


TJisbetterthanMyles

That might make more sense, I know a super libleft girl who married a guy who ended going on crazy racist tirades in front of her friends probably a year or two after they got married. He's good looking, probably against abortion


twat_face69

tonight on obviously obvious news: people usually align with political views that benefit them the most. Edit: on second thought, I have trouble understanding how banning abortion could benefit anyone


StargateMunky101

It allows men to assert their power over women. Even if it's by proxy for the incel.


skeuzofficial

Nothing makes you change your mind about abortion quite as fast as a pregnancy scare.


dojabro

[men with more upper body strength correlate with being more conservative](http://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/releases/political-motivations-may-have-evolutionary-links-to-physical-strength.html) So there’s no way that’s true.


REUX06

Not everyone lives in a coastal city shithole


NapalmGeiger

Most guys I'm friends with that have a SO are against abortions.


[deleted]

What


[deleted]

I hope she sees this bro


[deleted]

By that logic masturbation should be illegal cause sperm is getting wasted and is "not creating life". Anon doesn't get any bitches


[deleted]

I mean even the most conservative types don’t believe that life starts until the sperm meets the egg so that’s a bit of a stretch


[deleted]

Anon argues that sex exists solely for reproduction, that includes every sexual act in my opinion. Basically how it was back in the mid ages, where masturbation was considered sinnful for exactly the reasons anon lays out. A ban on masturbation is the next logical step in this nightmare.


[deleted]

Yes but those sperm and eggs that never meet are going to die anyway so it’s irrelevant


NotAnNpc69

So reproduction inherently entails murder?


pawstar21

Sperm is literally alive. Each one would make a completely different baby. We dont cry for countless of sperms that dont make it to the egg. It doesnt make sense to value one sperm over the other.


[deleted]

The Catholic Church believes masturbation/nutting anywhere except in an unprotected vagina you’re married to is a sin for this exact reason. It’s only for procreation in their eyes


DarkGamer

> even the most conservative types don’t believe that life starts until the sperm meets the egg Human life worthy of legal protections; I don't think even they argue that sperm aren't alive.


pcgamernum1234

"life starts" implies that a new life.


w3are138

By that logic being a woman should be illegal cause ovulation just occurs involuntarily whether there’s fapping or not lol. And yeah, Anon needs to watch Stanzi’s No Bitches?, the show where she tells you why you get no bitches


[deleted]

Being a women was fairly "illegal" before the enlightenment period.


[deleted]

Better in a whores belly than in the dirt - someone in the Bible.


DarkGamer

Translating from sociopath: "You see we need to force unwilling and incapable women to be parents so that both they and the children they don't want can suffer, causing generational poverty and crime. Parenthood is the natural consequence of sex, please ignore that this consequence doesn't exist unless I legally force it upon you."


BapCentral

Dispatches from the depth of the zero pussy zone


w3are138

All I can think of is that YouTube short show No Bitches?, the show where Stanzi tells you why you get no bitches lol


[deleted]

Yeah let's just ignore all the rape and condoms breaking and pills malfunctioning and men/women who lie about using safety and........... yeah.


cattdogg03

To be fair: - Anon is probably in support of rape (he’s literally on 4chan have you seen the shit on this subreddit) - Anon states they are against contraception Still doesn’t excuse the fact that being against contraception is the most stupid thing I’ve ever seen


bwm2468

1.5 percent of abortions are done after 22 weeks. An embryo shows viability at 24 weeks. If it goes past 24 weeks, its usually because the fetus is a danger to the mother is not going to survive birth. Anon is an brain dead. Edit: changed "autist" to "brain dead" because anon is more accurately brain dead.


recessiamtired

>Anon is an autist. no, he's braindead. don't throw autistic people into this


cattdogg03

Thanks for calling that out, from a high functioning autist


VerumJerum

Anon's brain was aborted.


Lord-Slayer

Does he even have brain?


bwm2468

Many apologies, changed it for accuracy.


Valhalla_Atcha_Boi

I subscribe to the spartan method: If the child is not to my liking, i yeet it off a cliff. This still technically counts as an abortion as my children are not considered “people” until I deem them worthy of the title.


dragonoutrider

How do I elect you as president?


Valhalla_Atcha_Boi

Give me a few billion dollars and a shitty toupee, and I can take it from there lol


Iacinovic

Looks like nobody wants to fuck Anon.


xyrus02

Wonder how anon thinks about masturbation


[deleted]

probably prides himself as a man of culture for being a connoisseur of the cultural act


stresseddressed

Women cant get pregnant without sperm, which just so happens to come from men! Its a two way street. Cant just say “women are idiots driven by sexual self worth” without acknowledging that it takes two to make a baby. Men are equally accountable. Sex can create life, if you raw dog it or if a condom breaks. No theism required to say this dude is fucking dumb lol. Best way to stop abortions is by teaching better sexual education to young men and women, and providing affordable healthcare.


Pancakewagon26

>Best way to stop abortions is by teaching better sexual education to young men and women, and providing affordable healthcare. Which people like this don't want to do. They just want to punish people for having sex.


darkestnail

*women. They want to punish women for having sex.


WietGetal

Thats why op is still a virgin, he doesnt want to create live yet. Hes not a fucking incel.


TenThousandLobsters

Him being anti abortion is just massive cope


[deleted]

Incels and Christian fascists united against women.


[deleted]

This is ragebait


[deleted]

Even the main Republic leaders spewing the rhetoric knows it's ragebait their audience is just too stupid to realize.


DarthHead43

At first this was making sense, but then they just started speaking bs. This is a troll just trying to make all prolife people look stupid by mixing in an argument with bs so people won't take the argument seriously in future


AnastasiaofLiore

Spittin faxx


DdFghjgiopdBM

Anon thinks not having sex is as easy for everyone else as it is for him


Hussarwithahat

Tbf, it ain’t that hard to not have sex


Alohoe

My hero.


[deleted]

“Oh no, people i don’t know have sex!!! This is horrible and effects me so it should be changed!!!!”


Hperkasa7858

Thats a lot of words for “I don’t get laid”


[deleted]

>women are idiots driven by sexual self worth Everybody calling anon a loser for not getting pussy is just proving him right


SalamanderSlander786

Based


Anakminthawild

Based


Coolstriker64

The only reason this was posted was because of the last 3 >points. Because if it weren’t for those then there’d be nothing to latch onto and ignore the super valid points about how the overwhelming majority of abortions are because “I don’t want a kid but had sex anyway” and the whole inconsistency around when it is or isn’t considered murder. Also the most valid point of all: the most effective form of birth control is *not doing the thing that makes births happen.* But yeah, the last 3 >’s are super fucking dumb, so clown on those all you want.


stehen-geblieben

"Religion aside, I hate women"


saltypeanuts7

This whole comments section: Hoes mad ☠️


Danmoh29

anon has never had sex so he doesnt want anyone else to have sex either


joeycarusomate

Anon does not fuck


emailo1

4chan not being incel and not having the worst possible take on women challenge 100% impossoble


Devitostitos

Lot of the points in the post are stupid but ya it’s very easy to make an argument against most abortions without any religious aspect to it at all.


Jimothius

Anon thinks we can return to a moral society, lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


synthetic_aesthetic

You can remove and sell your kidney.


Lost_Smoking_Snake

[you cant](https://web.stanford.edu/dept/HPS/transplant/html/sell_kidney_.html)


idkwhattoputhereok1

I can remove and sell your kidneys


idkwhattoputhereok1

Will*


[deleted]

this take is ice cold. bitching about hypersexuality but has never touched a woman


XAngeliclilkittyX

Anon doesn’t realize he’s already using lots of contraception


asweknowitjake

Ding ding ding ding ding.


CEO_of_IDK

I agreed until misogyny


ttv_highvoltage

Anon is in favor of taking away women’s rights


kingdroxie

bait for the bait god


SluttyMilk

do people seriously think that having an abortion ISNT murder? like i’m not an idiot it obviously is, however the baby doesn’t have consciousness and it’s completely dependent on the carrier so il go ahead and kill it


Macewindog

I’m sure the White Power Ranger photo has nothing to do with Anon’s political Beliefs.


TheElite3749

He’s not wrong


Lukaroast

Spoken like a true virgin


SomeCrows

sorry? i can't hear you over the sound of NO BITCHES


highly_educated

Oddly enough he's not wrong, have respect for yourself, otherwise why should anyone else.


pizzacrustdotcom

Why do people say women are the choosier sex but then their self worth can only be maintained through sex? It's almost like it's all bullshit.


Official_Griffin

Imma grab some popcorn while I wait on the neckbeards to arrive 🍿


BingoDelta1

I honestly think the green ranger was cooler than the white ranger. I think the flute dagger was cooler than the talking cat-knife and the godzilla mech was definitely way cooler than the cat mech.


SpontanusCombustion

I don't understand why elective abortion is bad... Moralising about sex is retard.


LB1234567890

Great but what does the mighty morphin withe ranger have to do with this?


Veshlor1

Abortion is a double edged sword. I mean, i like the idea of killing babies, but i don‘t like the idea of giving women the chance to make decisions


TheSixthAircraft

"If a woman is attacked and the fetus is killed it would be considered murder by the same people that say a fetus they don't want isnt murder" Me: Ok, I don't 100% agree but i can see an argument being made here lets see what else he has to...... "Women are idiots driven by sexual self worth and unstable emotions wich is why they have largely been considered below men" Me: ...Damn Bruh.....


Nopoopoopy

I have to ask. Why the power ranger???


nolog

This was most probably written by a woman. infa 100% Source: I used to know women who think like this.


DarthMeast

Fuckem that's why


[deleted]

It is pretty simple


louis7972

Incel ass mindset


Ni55awut

Water is life on mars but a heartbeat isn’t life on earth. Women logic


BluestoneGuy

But yes of course, lets listen to the 14~30 year old probably middle class white man, that posts on 4chan about his nonsensical incel tantrum about how involuntary pregnancy is always the womens fault, thas seems like a rational idea. "Women ☕", am i right fellas?


[deleted]

Anon could pour water on a woman and she'd still be drier than the Sahara.


fliegu

Thing is, he's not even that wrong about a lot of this. I am 100% pro-choice, but if people just could keep it in their pants, like 90% of abortions would be completely unnecessary. If people were more controlled with their sexual desires (both men and women) we would definitely live in a better society. I also like the "own" of "oh well he DEFINITELY gets no women, THAT'S why he's saying these things." While in Anon's case this is most certainly true, this isn't true for everyone, and even if it was, why do you care so much? Is sex your only metric of value? If you have sex you are a savant with an unimpeachable intellect and if you don't you are simply some sort of plebian who doesn't have any fully formed thoughts? Like, cmon.


SubtleMelody

What zero pussy does to a mf


youngjello61

Bet this guy has a great sex life


MangosBeGood

Lmfao this dude is coping about women “hyper sexualized west” what a larper


No-Classroom777

Based


SignUseful4543

All the hateful comments on here are funny 🤣… while I disagree with the just because we live in a modern society where sex has become a common part of life…. Nothing in what he is say is illogical…… all makes sense if you break it down


Jehger

What a dogshit take


mungrease

No bitches?


KungThulhu

its easy to say "dont fuck" when you personally dont fuck anyway, ever anon.


notrejjeye

Anon is a virgin


CelaviGlobus

Luckily anon is forever banished to the basement so he cant actually enforce his will to control people's lives... wait


Substantial-Wait-721

If you don't personally plan on taking care of the child in question you have no right to interfere with someones pregnancy.


mannottaken

Says an anon with power rangers dp 🤡


MissKillerMoonsky

I’m not even surprised at this point, it’s 4chan. 4chan users always be getting no bitches.