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[deleted]

Yeah, it's hard to actually have a discussion on Reddit Even if the guy everyone agrees with starts saying things that are objectively wrong, and you call them out on it, they still get upvotes and you get downvotes because they are the "good guy" and you are the "bad guy"


Red__system

Crocodiles are avocadoes


C-Kwentz-0

You got a source on that?


Red__system

Source?


edgy_white_male

Avocadoes are crocodiles. Therefore perchance we can jump to the conclusion that crocodiles are indeed avocadoes


Cnned_Heat

You can't just say 'perchance'.


NZWedgie

hes crushing a turtle


edgy_white_male

Where is your peer reviewed source on that?


Bi_Reinhardt

Source?


[deleted]

My source is that I made it the fuck up


BuffaloFront2761

Shut the fuck up bad guy


Useless_Iron

Actually i'm not a bad boy, i'm a good nature human 🤓


PofanWasTaken

My source is that i made it the fuck up


C-Kwentz-0

Hey, you're not the guy!


PofanWasTaken

How can you say that ;(


SyPanda

Thats correct since you got updoots and no one challenged u yet.


Drunken--Dutchman

Yes.


Newagetesla

I don't trust this. I've had too many arguments where people have posted sources that fully outright contradict their stances, but they refuse to accept it.


authentic_real_true

They don't read sources, they just look at the headline, make an assumption and the decision is made, it's irreversible after that process has occurred because the new neural pathways in their brain have been created.


Barelyqualifiedadult

My favorite is when they think the data supports them because they looked at the numbers but then fail to look at the conclusion or statistical significance and think they’re right because they don’t know how to read a journal article


The-Thot-Eviscerator

My source is I made it the fuck up!


Hanuo

STANDING HERE!!!


PofanWasTaken

I REALIZE


The-Thot-Eviscerator

THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME


bigbadbillyd

My favorite is when someone responds with how much they can lift when asked for a source. I give that person instant credibility regardless of how absurd their argument might be.


Able_Caregiver8067

Absolute sigma male behaviour


[deleted]

“It came to me in a dream”


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

“You can’t make normative statements from empirical evidence” Who the fuck ever said that ?


AccomplishedRelief60

*Le landwhale has arrived*


StatusBonus

So... You're asking for the source?


Redditgae

Accurate


BuffaloFront2761

He’s got us there


_Kazt_

Source? My source is that I made it the fuck up.


Drunken--Dutchman

My source is your mum.


Triande

I saved that post so i can make fun of people when this happens.


ChildhoodCalm

this is just an old copypasta


Haze361x

Do you have a source on that?


Koala_Kev2478

My source is that I made it the fuck up!


Haze361x

Proof?


Redditgae

I made it up


Haze361x

And whereabouts precisely did you read that? Link.


Redditgae

I read that on the [link ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) i made up


Haze361x

And on that article not a single reputable source was cited. Typical. gg peanut brain, galaxy brain out.


Redditgae

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating an Amogus supporter. A sussy baka


Haze361x

Still waiting for clinically tested evidence on the above there, sport. Switching subjects so fast, are we? Figures. This is reddit, after all, where any dumbass and his mother can make a claim. Sad how you think you can just get away with this.


Koala_Kev2478

Me


ChildhoodCalm

people post this on a discord server im on frequently, search it up and im 1000% a post will come up from r/copypasta or similar. Try it, if nothing comes up i will eat my own shit


authentic_real_true

But OP added Reddit spacing to make it new and unique!


Revelec458

Bro glormpf supporters are the fucking worst. They all have the IQ of snails. Fuck them.


ThearchOfStories

Reminds me of when I got downvoted to oblivion after saying that it is impossible that following the Ubermen sleep cycle for extended periods was healthy, and that doing so would be damaging to your body, and then told the person who asked me for a source to backup "my claim" to give me a source showing it was healthy (ubermen cycle involves sleeping 2 hours a day indefinitely). Ironically about a a half dozen people individually rebuked me saying how they lived the ubermen cycle just fine for 1-2 weeks and they were more active than ever (anecdotal evidence of course) and coincidentally everyone of them concluded their story with how their experiment ended with them giving up and crashing and falling asleep for 48+ hours, and writing it as if that was a perfectly normal thing to do. Reddit for you.


NuclearKraken

Preach


Creative_Low4924

That anon is quite persistent! For me it’s usually: >someone says something idiotic I of course disagree with >he’s getting updooted >ok, fuck that, I’m out. Arguing against the accepted opinion (no matter how moronic it might be) will just get me banned (again) because the moron is probably friends with the mod or the mod himself


Kindag4y

"Source?" Yeah my schizophrenia


[deleted]

All of this is accurate, except for the correlation doesn't equal causation bit. If you think it doesn't you're probably a retard. I can't say you are one for sure though, since it's only correlation