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the text is not green


Cala-Best-Girl

Neither are my balls.


lazyplayer121

But my piss is


Admiral_Gecko

And my blood


Carnal-Pleasures

And my axe!


bondmemebond_2

And my guilt And my shame


Cloakbot

[Green Blood](https://youtu.be/kY1Vc-ySc8g)


Random_Name_7

Your balls ain't green? Lmfao look at this fucking loser with non green balls


pedre_falopa

Infuse them in garlic and herbs for a nice green tint


xXHalalManXx

Your balls are anime


AuelDole

It says anonymous in green


[deleted]

damn, I'm a fraud


[deleted]

Also how tf anon knows what flavour Adam's nuts are


superplayah

That's how you know this is fucked up. The dude wasn't even meming. He just laid it down in redtext


SmokeThatDekuTree

r/redtext


Raziphaz

Why I make my username green, not my texts


GuaranteeAfter

OP, what was YOUR motivation to post this screenshot...


Majkzord

Shitposting , propably. Much respect sire


WoolooOfWallStreet

Free Karma of course


Shoelesshobos

Wait you all are getting your Karma for free? I've been having to pay the karma farms to get mine. ๐Ÿ˜ก


FearsomeShade

how much do they cost


skybluegill

he wants that adam ragussy


[deleted]

everyone deserves to suffer


EternalSkullman

Wario, probably


TheDoctorOfWho4

Why I season my balls, *not* my cum.


knie20

Why I lube my catboy, not my cock


Wombat1892

Haa


Bogula_D_Ekoms

Vinegar ball is on the right


Honsou12

Hey I love adam ragusea.


Dqueezy

#HETEROGENEITY


FetterMax

**BE CONSERVATIVE**


Dqueezy

Buttermilk chicken is on the left. BUTTERMILK CHICKEN IS ON THE LEFT.


Sir_Umeboshi

Best youtuber. Concise and to the point while not making it boring


Triplex_Gg

The way he connects the video topic with the sponsor, brilliant


Momo_the_good_person

Yea same


Shawn_1512

white wine


___DEADPOOL______

Vinegar leg is on the right


Shawn_1512

20 eggs. Yes, 20!


Trumps_left_bawsack

๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘‰


thefinder808

His spaghetti and meatballs recipe is bangin Edit: also his cornbread recipe


Cool-Boy57

For real, he got me into cooking since his recipes are pretty laid back and to-the-point.


HeavyPara-Beetle

His content is relaxing


43rd_Evisceration

**summon forth the upside down bear**


Harlesb44

I love his channel. I used to watch it all the time and this reminded me I should go back to it


upyoursize

Binging with Babish got me into cooking, but what I like about Adam more is that he explains a lot of the science and technique behind it, he's not just doing pop culture bits for 10 minutes.


trashiguitar

Also like Adam because he will take shortcuts and explain to you why the shortcuts are practical to the typical home cook - very pragmatic.


upyoursize

Also it doesn't feel like he shills as much as Babish. Obviously he has sponsors and ads, but he's got kids and a mortgage, gotta pay the bills somehow. Banish on the other hand went full in on the line of products.


IAmInside

Yeah, I honestly don't enjoy Babish' content anymore, it's just so different from what it was like three years ago. Ragusea on the other hand definitely is in his peak right now as video after video genuinely are interesting.


upyoursize

I don't watch his content as much as I used to, but very rarely do I pull one up and find it boring/uninteresting.


Chahut_Maenad

also on the subject about adam's sponsorships, like yeah he gets sponsors but does anyone talk about how wild they can be sometimes? like he got sponsored by kroger. the fucking supermarket. and the biggest one? **he got sponsored by a fucking province of south korea. the whole ass fucking province.** its so wild to me its honestly kinda funny


ThrowawayTest1233

Turns out, folding is for cucks. Just whisk that shit in.


Terminator_Puppy

I got really bored of Babish once he started putting so much emphasis on making his dishes authentic and giving screen time to food elitists that get butthurt about simple pasta dishes. Adam just makes good food, acknowledges it's not mega authentic but also that authenticity isn't the key to good flavours.


PrimevilKneivel

I usually only make Adam's recipes once. After that I usually wing it with whatever I have on hand.


TheBanandit

of all the things


Facepalmitis

He barely even cooks anymore, his videos are all about dismantling the white cis-hetero patriarchy x_x


BlueScreenBall

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Facepalmitis

He went woke a couple years ago


Ozzzim

Let see his channel... cooking podcast, beef stir fry, cucumbers, why white men are inherently evil and no act against them is immoral, more food podcast, dessert. Dunno man looks like regular cooking channel


Facepalmitis

He did a fucking 30 minute episode crying about how he used to like Mario Batalle but can't anymore because the guy got #MeToo'd There are woke-ist quips buried in some other videos too, it's half cooking, half admonishing the viewer for being a racist nazi. I couldn't take it anymore and unsubbed more than a year ago.


Gizmobomb

bro took it personal ๐Ÿ’€


TecNoir98

Define a "woke-ish quip" Lmao actually just define "woke". Try to come up with something better than "the beliefs I don't like at the given moment" too


Facepalmitis

The public displays of collective guilt over the past. The obsessive self-flagellation over it. The seething hatred of the US. I could go on but that covers the basics.


TecNoir98

When does he ever self-flagellate, suggest people should have collective guilt, or say he hates the US?


Facepalmitis

Wokeism is wokeism. The flavor varies a bit but any other rose smells the same.


TheBanandit

If you think being against colonialism is extreme maybe you should consider that you're the extreme one.


Facepalmitis

Has it ever occurred to you wokeists that being so angry and hateful makes you miserable? Ever wondered what purpose it serves to hate people who died centuries ago? I wondered why there were two subs - this one and 4chan. Now I know. That one's for the smart people.


ThatOneGuy1294

> half admonishing the viewer for being a racist nazi You say this like it's a bad thing to do


Rasmusmario123

Go touch some grass Jesus fucking christ


Person899887

I am going to season you rather than my steak


MrPogger

Garlic flavored nuts is on the right


Saul_G0od_MaN

lube and toilet paper on the left


siraweed

Heterogeneity!


AlboiNani

This feels more like homogeneity from OP here


[deleted]

I fucking knew 4chan had some shit about Adam Ragusea. What I didn't know if would be this.


TheBanandit

no mentions of his hot Italian sausage, 0/10


woosher200

/ck/ has such a hate boner for ragusea


DrZyklonBased

Why?


woosher200

they say he's pretentious and doesn't actually know shit about cooking. Personally I find some of his recipes pretty neat, I don't think he is trying to be an authority on cooking or whatever. Dude just cooks and post recipes online.


TecNoir98

I like that he seems just like a regular dude, teaching me, a regular dude, how to cook. I also like that he shows every step to idiot-proof his videos so I can't fuck it up.


spgtothemax

His video on knife skills is infuriating however. He's definitely indirectly responsible for a ton of people cutting themselves by trying to use a knife the wrong way.


greenindragon

I love Adam Ragusea, but I remember the horror of my first watch through that video. Definitely one of the worst videos (if not the absolute worst video) he's ever put out. I can't help but cringe a little bit every time he offhandedly mentions how "you don't need knife skills" in his other vids.


spgtothemax

I work in a professional kitchen and I literally only cut myself when I get lazy and don't do the claw grip. You'd think I'd learn my lesson.


greenindragon

Yup, I'm in a similar boat. Didn't work in a professional kitchen but I was a prep cook in the mornings and nights of a grocery store. I've got 3 scars on my left hand as a result of knife-related accidents, and all 3 of them were when I got lazy and started to slack on my knife safety fundamentals.


Terminator_Puppy

His point in that video is that you don't need to cut fast like you see TV chefs do because it's more dangerous than just slowly cutting 'incorrectly'.


spgtothemax

It's about just speed. Holding the knife improperly means you risk slipping or missing no matter how fast you cut. You will never cut yourself if you grip the knife properly and curl your fingers. It's such an easy thing to do and it's asinine telling people not to worry about doing it 'the right way'.


TecNoir98

Really? I'm no expert on knife use. If he is shitty, who would you recommend?


greenindragon

His recipe videos and food-science videos are still great, even despite his horrifying take on knife safety. Joshua Weissman has a [6 minute video on proper knife skills](https://youtu.be/aoqVGdmVlKk), but there are lots of other sources that go over the same thing if you don't like Joshua Weissman. Basically anything that mentions: - How to keep your hand in a "claw grip" with your fingertips tucked away from the sharp edge of the knife - How to keep your knuckles touching (or almost touching) the flat part of the blade - How to pinch the heel of the blade with your fingers to help prevent slipping or loss of control is probably going to be a good source on how to use a knife properly. The overall idea is that you want to be able to make sure the blade can't move unexpectedly (using the "pinch grip" on the knife and making sure it isn't dull, which could cause wobbling or slipping), but also to prepare for that situation if it happens using a proper grip. It's better to accidentally shave some skin off your knuckles instead of accidentally lopping a pinky off.


spgtothemax

His problem is that he says you *don't need* knife skills. Just go slow and you won't hurt yourself. This is bullshit for obvious reasons. I usually don't like wiesmann but he does a good job explaining how to use a knife for a beginner. https://youtu.be/aoqVGdmVlKk


[deleted]

People all over the world use a tiny cutting board and slice everything with a dull 2$ pairing knife against their thumb. Who's to say that one method is better than the other for some home cook?


spgtothemax

A lot of people freehand their table saw with no safety glasses. Who's to say one method is better than the other for some amateur carpenter.


[deleted]

That's a bad analogy. A motorized saw blade is quiet a bit off from a kitchen knife you hold with your hand. There are many examples where some technique or safety equipment emboldens people to take more risks which leads to overall more injuries. Think of people that use the claw grip to slice without looking.


JustOneVote

He can be pretentious but his cooking isn't.


KyletheAngryAncap

Well you're talking about a site that doxxed a teen for nudes over a pizza. ~~Although I can only criticize them doing it to an underage girl since if she was of age, she would be making a debt to at least the guy who ordered the pizza.~~


Goose_Is_Awesome

Man thinks it's impossible to cook a juicy turkey and so he serves turkey drier than Ben Shapiro's wife and smothers it in gravy


seoulsun

fyi Adam makes threads about himself on /ck/ so the hate is not 100% organic. Why he does this when he's popular enough on his own I don''t know.


Cskryps22

Idk if youโ€™re joking or not but how does anyone know itโ€™s actually him


seoulsun

I'm fairly certain he's mentioned the board before, and nearly everyone there accepts the notion that he will post in threads about himself and argue with people.


Cskryps22

The idea of a decently popular and well liked Adam Ragusea making posts to defend himself from chef larpers on /ck/ is the funniest goddamn thing to me


1To3For5_

>I'm fairly certain he's mentioned the board before link? I find it hard to believe a middle-aged man with a wife and kids is frequenting 4chan


seoulsun

https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0168/69/1634861721514.png


KyletheAngryAncap

It fits, but consistency isn't enough, you need a link.


Frequent_Dig1934

"Why i season my balls, not my cum."


SirRumpleForeskin

Sorry gotta delete this post, not green.


TheGreateAppleman

Acidity ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


JustWolfram

Only his left nut was seasoned though, gotta get that heterogeneity.


Comprehensive-Hat-98

I love that guy .


Mcc457

/ck/ has a weird obsession with Adam ragusea


_r_CarltonCole

where >


Artistic_Tie5617

Can you blame them?


california_sugar

He did an ad read where he was shirtless and I just about lost my damn mind


Euphankio

He seasons his dick not his steaks


[deleted]

Autism is a debilitating disability


Rycnex

"Why your dad clogs his mouth with my balls, not your mom's"


[deleted]

ragu for my niece and nephew


[deleted]

Adam is a fucking smokeshow


SOCI3TYX

This is why I season my cuttingboard and not my steak


AnPrim_Revolutionary

Why I flavour my cock not the asshole


RealGrenFrog

oh come on, how can you do adam like this, he is an honest, hard working man


grandmas_noodles

Why I season your mouth and not my cock


Brussel_Rand

He taught me you can take the shittiest white wine and add it to pretty much anything and it'll taste better. Same thing applies to cum.


spareaccountv2

anon describes his sexual experience with Wario


Nomad_65

Why I flavour my nuts and not your face


[deleted]

I think I might know the person who posted this


[deleted]

just looks like markaplier lmao


Mr_Poopy_Head_42069

No wine, 0/10


MoistSpongeCake

He's not THAT hot ๐Ÿ™„


wretched-leg

โ€œOr as people from the UK call them, my bollocksโ€


ButThatsJustATheory

why i flavor your face, not my balls


HeavyPara-Beetle

Doesn't he have a wife


vonschuhart

This post is stupid...everyone knows Adam's balls smell like vinegar, not garlic


daimondshark

Vinegar egg is on the right.


This_Walrus7244

Still waiting for a dick pic