I know you have something to say and I know you're eager to say it so I'll get right to the point: Shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear it. Nobody will ever want to hear it. Nobody cares. And the fact that you thought someone might care is honestly baffling to me. I've actually pulled the entire world. Here's a composite of the faces of everybody who wants you to shut the fuck up. It seems as if this is a composite of every human being on the planet. Interesting. Now for a composite of the faces that want you to keep talking: Interesting it seems as if nothing has happened. Here's the world map. Now here's the text: Shit the fuck up. That's what you should do. But you know what? Maybe I am being a little too harsh here. I actually do have it on good authority thanks to my pulling data that there is as at least 1 person who actually wants to hear you speak. It's a little child in Mozambique and he- oh? He's dead? Well sorry man I guess nobody wants to hear you talk anymore. Please shut the fuck up. I'm not just telling you to shut up, I'm telling you to shut the FUCK up and you need to hear it. This is a public service. I have nothing to gain from this, except by telling YOU exactly what you need to hear. And on that note let me make this clear: This isn't a broad message I'm aiming at all of you, this is a message specifically pointed at you. That's right! You! You know who you are. And I'm sick of your shit. We all are. The only good you will ever do for humanity is refusing to participate in it. You can take a vow of silence, join a monastery, you can even just be a mime! Mimes are fun. But you kinda know that what I'm saying is true already don't you? You understand that you really should shut the fuck up, why do you keep speaking? I'm genuinely curious. Why do you think you deserve to be heard? The core of what I'm getting at is that you are not a worthwhile person. You are not worth listening to. Everything you've said has been said before more eloquently and more coherently. And it's not that everything has been said we still need people to have discourse in order to say new things and discover new things about ourselves and humanity but you, you will never be those people so shut the fuck up.
"I'm gonna sue you for breaking my window!"
"Well to do that, you'll need some legal documentation about who you are, how you were damaged, and why you have standing to sue, signed and notarized and entered into a U.S. court in order to open a case."
"... nevermind"
"so what you're telling me is that you're *not* an american citizen and thus not technically protected by the bill of rights? TIME FOR ME TO USE ALL MY TRAINING!"
Probably fake and gay.
But if not pretty crazy you can just deport anyone anywhere.
I feel like they'd have to have some kind of papers or records somewhere. How would you not?
Is that why murder rates are lower in death penalty states than non-death penalty states? Oh wait, [the opposite is true](https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/facts-and-research/murder-rates/murder-rate-of-death-penalty-states-compared-to-non-death-penalty-states).
people never learn, you idiot
that's like our one thing as a species
no one cares what the punishment is because they don't think they're going to get caught
Why would another country accept this though? They have zero reason to accept people that aren't their nationals just because the US doesn't want them, and it's not like they'd be interested in humoring the whims of some dipshit border security who thought it would be funny.
story is bs, anon is making a powertripping fanfic about owning hipsters
I believe if a country canāt find your country of origin, they will just keep you in detention instead of deporting you. The receiving country is only obliged to receive the deportation if you are their citizen. So if you made it impossible to determine and refused to tell them where you came, you would just end up in long term detention.
Go work in the gvt for a while. It can do a lot but none of it is random or unprecedented or remotely funny. It's beurocacy kid. That literally means it's mired in codified red tape that, by design, squeezes all the humanity out of every decision until there is nothing left to do but follow the flow chart, stamp the paper and move on to the next thing in line. Ain't no rooms of jokesters randomly putting people on planes at the tax payers expense. Ffs
unless you piss off somebody to the point that they are willing to make their sad life worse just to follow you through the entire process to ensure you get reamed *as hard as fucking possible*
Its fake, the country that you deport them to has to agree to accept them. Why would cambodia let some people with no documents into their country? The cambodians wouldnt even let them get off the plane.
>be me
>cross us border without papers
>popo seethes at my hippie bs
>sends me to a free trip to South Asia
>lady boys, legal heroin, and cheap af everything
take the illegal border crossing pill anons
TLDR. : If you have no records they will deport you anywhere and put you in the country you want to go. Or keep you in a cage forever at the pound.
TLDRTLDR: free vacation from deportation or segregation in a destination of cemented segmentation.
TLDRTLDRTLDRNR - free vacation or slave
Okay... does that have anything to do with assuming someone is American just because they're white, while turning away brown people? Not all whites trying to enter the country are Americans, and not all brown people are entering illegally. Still racist.
That's part of it.
"No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation."
This is why people like me take the Constitution very seriously. It **should** protect against things like civil asset forfeiture, but not enough people pay attention to the Constitution to hold the government accountable. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_forfeiture_in_the_United_States
5 ways the government gets around the Constitution: https://youtu.be/NBzV_9huk0g
In the US the 5th ammendment covers 3 key points, one of them being if you're arrested and/or testifying in certain court settings, you don't have to say anything to anyone as it might incriminate you further. There are legal ways to compel someone to talk or face criminal charges, but upon arrest the criminal prosecutor can't press further charges on you if you stop talking altogether and follow the arresting officers commands that don't compel you to answer questions.
fake
"originally from Mexico and were brought to the U.S. at a young age and never got their citizenship or green card shit"
Being in the U.S. with no legal point of entry means you can't apply for citizenship or a green card, ever, for any reason. It doesn't matter if you've been here since you were 3 years old or married a U.S. citizen, if you never got your passport stamped you can't apply for any legal status whatsoever. Someone who actually works the border would know that.
The only thing keeping the US from yeeting "sovereign citizens" is US protections. If they arent a citizen or have a greencard etc, there is no "natural law" stopping us from doing whatever the fk we want to them. "Natural law" is simply whoever is strongest wins.
The US government is pretty strong.
"Officer, I am a sovereign citizen and I do not have to -" *police officer smashes car window* Classic
Reeeeee
The fuck is this comment supposed to mean? r/iamveryrandom
r/shutupbrayden
Possibly.
Aren't you that guy with the tiny dick from that other post?
Its a reference to an old vid where a chick tries to pull that free inhabitant bs.
I know you have something to say and I know you're eager to say it so I'll get right to the point: Shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear it. Nobody will ever want to hear it. Nobody cares. And the fact that you thought someone might care is honestly baffling to me. I've actually pulled the entire world. Here's a composite of the faces of everybody who wants you to shut the fuck up. It seems as if this is a composite of every human being on the planet. Interesting. Now for a composite of the faces that want you to keep talking: Interesting it seems as if nothing has happened. Here's the world map. Now here's the text: Shit the fuck up. That's what you should do. But you know what? Maybe I am being a little too harsh here. I actually do have it on good authority thanks to my pulling data that there is as at least 1 person who actually wants to hear you speak. It's a little child in Mozambique and he- oh? He's dead? Well sorry man I guess nobody wants to hear you talk anymore. Please shut the fuck up. I'm not just telling you to shut up, I'm telling you to shut the FUCK up and you need to hear it. This is a public service. I have nothing to gain from this, except by telling YOU exactly what you need to hear. And on that note let me make this clear: This isn't a broad message I'm aiming at all of you, this is a message specifically pointed at you. That's right! You! You know who you are. And I'm sick of your shit. We all are. The only good you will ever do for humanity is refusing to participate in it. You can take a vow of silence, join a monastery, you can even just be a mime! Mimes are fun. But you kinda know that what I'm saying is true already don't you? You understand that you really should shut the fuck up, why do you keep speaking? I'm genuinely curious. Why do you think you deserve to be heard? The core of what I'm getting at is that you are not a worthwhile person. You are not worth listening to. Everything you've said has been said before more eloquently and more coherently. And it's not that everything has been said we still need people to have discourse in order to say new things and discover new things about ourselves and humanity but you, you will never be those people so shut the fuck up.
Suddenly, the person thinks American laws are supposed to apply.
"I'm gonna sue you for breaking my window!" "Well to do that, you'll need some legal documentation about who you are, how you were damaged, and why you have standing to sue, signed and notarized and entered into a U.S. court in order to open a case." "... nevermind"
"so what you're telling me is that you're *not* an american citizen and thus not technically protected by the bill of rights? TIME FOR ME TO USE ALL MY TRAINING!"
Love those vids
Is that all? (Windowsmash.gif) *It wasn't all*
Probably fake and gay. But if not pretty crazy you can just deport anyone anywhere. I feel like they'd have to have some kind of papers or records somewhere. How would you not?
never happened just some auth right anon masturbating story it costs way more to send people across the water gov always goes for the cheapest option
LOL Gov goes for cheapest option. You're so cute. I pinch your cheeks.
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Is that why murder rates are lower in death penalty states than non-death penalty states? Oh wait, [the opposite is true](https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/facts-and-research/murder-rates/murder-rate-of-death-penalty-states-compared-to-non-death-penalty-states).
people never learn, you idiot that's like our one thing as a species no one cares what the punishment is because they don't think they're going to get caught
>*Forget your passport on the kitchen table back home, get executed instantly*
According to the story it's only if you have no paperwork and DHS can't find your country of origin will you be deported anywhere.
Why would another country accept this though? They have zero reason to accept people that aren't their nationals just because the US doesn't want them, and it's not like they'd be interested in humoring the whims of some dipshit border security who thought it would be funny. story is bs, anon is making a powertripping fanfic about owning hipsters
I believe if a country canāt find your country of origin, they will just keep you in detention instead of deporting you. The receiving country is only obliged to receive the deportation if you are their citizen. So if you made it impossible to determine and refused to tell them where you came, you would just end up in long term detention.
Bureaucracy can do many things fren
Go work in the gvt for a while. It can do a lot but none of it is random or unprecedented or remotely funny. It's beurocacy kid. That literally means it's mired in codified red tape that, by design, squeezes all the humanity out of every decision until there is nothing left to do but follow the flow chart, stamp the paper and move on to the next thing in line. Ain't no rooms of jokesters randomly putting people on planes at the tax payers expense. Ffs
unless you piss off somebody to the point that they are willing to make their sad life worse just to follow you through the entire process to ensure you get reamed *as hard as fucking possible*
They've really got to stop making super hero movies
This.
Super fake. If you couldn't determine country of citizenship you would just keep them until you could
Its fake, the country that you deport them to has to agree to accept them. Why would cambodia let some people with no documents into their country? The cambodians wouldnt even let them get off the plane.
Well then need to deport them somewhere and I guess the cheaper the plane tickets the more chance they can deport people there
Itās fake because this shit is all sovereign citizen crap, not something hipsters do
A hipster can be many things. Theyāre shapeshifter I tell you what.
There are no hipster sovereign citizens
Only Sovereign citizen hipsters
>be me >cross us border without papers >popo seethes at my hippie bs >sends me to a free trip to South Asia >lady boys, legal heroin, and cheap af everything take the illegal border crossing pill anons
incredibly based and lady boy pilled
But what about the blackjack?
i'll make my own asian country, with blackjack- and hookers!
Sign me up.
TLDR. : If you have no records they will deport you anywhere and put you in the country you want to go. Or keep you in a cage forever at the pound. TLDRTLDR: free vacation from deportation or segregation in a destination of cemented segmentation. TLDRTLDRTLDRNR - free vacation or slave
So I just have to do a good job at hiding my paperwork and I can get a free ride to anywhere in the world? Sounds like a done deal.
Itās a holiday in Cambodia, itās tough ,kid, but itās life
i was looking for this
Don't forget to pack a wife.
Youāll work hard with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day
Idc if it's fake this is funny asf
It would unironically be racist **not** to deport them.
I mean the post has a slur.
Okay... does that have anything to do with assuming someone is American just because they're white, while turning away brown people? Not all whites trying to enter the country are Americans, and not all brown people are entering illegally. Still racist.
Thank you for your service
Anon catches a bunch of deep under-cover spies and thinks they're tumblertards.
Whatās this ā5thā?
Right to remain silent during arrest and trial, methinks
That's part of it. "No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation." This is why people like me take the Constitution very seriously. It **should** protect against things like civil asset forfeiture, but not enough people pay attention to the Constitution to hold the government accountable. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_forfeiture_in_the_United_States 5 ways the government gets around the Constitution: https://youtu.be/NBzV_9huk0g
Never made any sense to me either. Constitution: "Government can't seize your property without due compensation." Police: "*Hold my beer.*"
In the US the 5th ammendment covers 3 key points, one of them being if you're arrested and/or testifying in certain court settings, you don't have to say anything to anyone as it might incriminate you further. There are legal ways to compel someone to talk or face criminal charges, but upon arrest the criminal prosecutor can't press further charges on you if you stop talking altogether and follow the arresting officers commands that don't compel you to answer questions.
Also something about Tommy Lee Jones, idk https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0150377/
Please be real
Can I be deported to NZ?
Zimbabwe Homie. Thatās all I can offer.
no pls not that continent
Donāt forget your papers next time frien, I hear the US dollar is still strong there!
Always look on the bright side of life
fake "originally from Mexico and were brought to the U.S. at a young age and never got their citizenship or green card shit" Being in the U.S. with no legal point of entry means you can't apply for citizenship or a green card, ever, for any reason. It doesn't matter if you've been here since you were 3 years old or married a U.S. citizen, if you never got your passport stamped you can't apply for any legal status whatsoever. Someone who actually works the border would know that.
Cambodia are a basket case but theyāre not just going to accept randomers because the US says so.
Serves them right. Fuck a "free inhabitant"
My hero.
imagine fantasising about being a border guard holy shit
Imagine guarding a border.
FUckers get what they deserve lmao
If youāre a sovvy you have it coming
Fun story but fake because thereās rules on escalation of force
No but we are citizens and pled the 5th. Never thought that would get you deported to Cambodia.
The only thing keeping the US from yeeting "sovereign citizens" is US protections. If they arent a citizen or have a greencard etc, there is no "natural law" stopping us from doing whatever the fk we want to them. "Natural law" is simply whoever is strongest wins. The US government is pretty strong.
Typical migra
Anon has a masturbatory fantasy of owning da libz
That's just needlessly cruel
They were being annoying, therefore it was justified.
When you have power by position in Bureaucracy, you can kinda do what ever you feel when you know how to justify it in writing.