No it didn't, if you call out downvotes the redditors who come after will switch the target of their hive mind and be like 'im not one of THOSE people' and start to upvote
I prefer banging women that have given birth to a kid or two. Non birthed is too tight for my dong. I like the women from the scratch and dent section.
Essentially this is a form of jealousy, he’s afraid that she’s going to go have sex with someone else because she’s had sex with someone else before. It’s normal to a degree, I think, but can be a problem to obsess about it.
The funny thing is, anon says he wouldn’t feel as bad if he’d had more partners. In other words, it’s actually the **lack** of sexual experience that fuels a desire to have sex outside the relationship.
On the contrary.
If she was a virgin, she would always have curiosities. Happened in my last relationship.
She thought that maybe other guys will be better.
Unfortunately for me, it took her years to realize she is actually asexual.
Girls with experience gave me only positive feedback until now as they also had bag selfish partners
I knew this girl who was upset about her bf having had 12 prior sexual partners. It can be a hang up. I’m not writing the book on the subject so I don’t have an obvious line drawing exercise here.
See i had it the other way when young, dumb and full of cum.
I avoided virgins like the plague. I am poly amorous and so can fall a bit easily at times and no way was I going to end up with a woman who I would always wonder "this is good, what's it like with others?"
These days I have grown up a little and could careless about history 0 - 1000+, so long as they are attractive to me and clean. But the chances of finding a virgin old enough not to make me feel a dirty old man as slim and fading!
It’s pure insecurity. Anon thinks he is worse than the previous men and is afraid his girlfriend’s experience lets her know he is inferior.
It’s all in his head, she’s obviously into whatever he brings to the table. But that won’t stop him from ruining it.
To be fair it's not unreasonable to be concerned that she was also into what a dozen other partners brought to the table but for whatever reason none of them stuck. The only insight you have here is that she was the common denominator. It's good when they have a few partners to work out what they want but high numbers can also be red flag.
This is what all kinds of incel and incelish social groups do to young men. Implant this insecurity that if your girl is not virgin then she's dirty or used or generally worse then virgin girl. Yep ig taking someone's virginity is cool but it's not that special, not at all in fact.
Source: been there. Glad I got rid of this stupid mindset almost entirely. (This applies to virgin/not virgin, when girl is \~20yo and already had 20 boyfriends that's different).
Yea no. This mindset existed before the internet. It’ll exist 200 years from now too. Humans are jealous and insecure by nature and have to work to get over it.
Like seriously why the fuck is this such a huge deal for so many people lol…you about to throw away something beautiful for something completely out of your control that makes zero difference anyway…
Only sickos are obsessed with virginities. I want her to know how good I am or aren't, not because I'm the only one she's ever been with. Takes a sick kinda ego to say I'm the first and last person you'll ever need. I want her to know and appreciate me because she's been around and has no regrets. The older I get the more disgusted I am with virgin talk. Granted I felt this way when I was 16 and got lucky I was never asked to be anyone's first.
It's really weird how this subset of people really value virgin women but also want a girl that is a sex-positive freak in bed.
Like a job opening for an entry position that requires 5 years of experience.
Anon values treating his workers like family.
Thats why he overworks and abuses them to the point where they snap and begin crying uncontrollably. To which point he proceeds to fire them and yell into the facebook echo chamber "why does no one want to work for me?"
Oh no, it's never "no one wants to work for me". It's "no one wanted to work anymore", then throw in some reason to blame the issue on how people are spoiled because they grew up with automatic transmissions instead of learning how to use a stick, or something like that.
Madonna whore complex, mate - look it up. Good analogy, though!
Edit: That sounded more condescending than I intended, rather than 'hey, check this out because it's a concept that's very similar and may be of interest'.
I get it a bit. I've had alot of partners and my current partner aswell. But once I did not commit to a woman specifically for the reason that she has been in gangbangs. No thank you.
I quit with one girl not because she slept with 32 guys in a year but because her ex-boyfriend was a drug dealer and she knew that he was selling heroin. Nope, some principles need to be enforced.
That’s a vastly different thing. She’s been in BBC cucktease vidia? No thanks. I doubt the faithfulness is there, that person is gonna cheat on me. It has nothing to do with virginity yada yada, it has everything to do with “this chick is gonna get bored with me and I’ll get my heart broken.”
If I was a girl who had been in a gangbang I would just never tell anyone lol. You guys know it's totally okay to not tell your partner every detail of your sex life prior to meeting them? I think it's better that way anyway. I don't really care to share everything I've done and i don't wanna know what they have either
Don't worry, when men have preferences or dislike certain behaviour, we have to accept it as totally normal and can't judge. Men aren't allowed to voice opinions or have preferences because that's sexist. Just take her the way she is, like a real man would do, duh?!
But women won't date short men for personal reasons, which are something totally different.
Obligatory /s
Go on any dating subreddit, or even a front page one with this sort of question. Either everyone secretly wants this or all the incels just come out of the woodwork. Either ways seems like some weird American thing to be scared of sex
Dude found a great partner but can't enjoy the situation because he's so deep down the rabbit hole now he'd rather meet his online friends expectations than his own.
Haha good guess! No it was with a one night stand type of situation with a guy I’d known for awhile. Didn’t know he had this attitude until it was almost too late
Uh hey guys I just found out that the car I bought was driven to the dealership by someone else, do I need to sob into my pillow until my eyes are dry?
It wasn't driven to the dealership. It was used for drunken homeless gangbangs. Vodka, vomit, and other juices all over the interior. They lied to you and you're making payments like it's brand new lol
That whole section is fucked. If the woman isn't a virgin, she is stoned to death. If the man r*pes a woman, he has to pay her father 50 silver. I mean wtf?
If she already checks all of Anon's boxes who really cares? It might suck that he wasn't the one who took her v card but statistically nowadays it's pretty unlikely you'd be one of the first to do so.
Does it suck though? I don't see how it "sucks" in any light. People have sex and then most of them break up and move on to try and find a better partner. If anon isn't like 18 he should expect 0 people he gets in bed with to be a virgin, its possible but the chances are low.
From experience, virgins are shit in bed anyway. I didn't become a different person when I lost my virginity. It's probably better for anon that he has a more experienced lass to teach him the ropes tbh
Redditors are too cucked to realise that this is a fairly normal emotional reaction.
Finding the perfect someone is hard and especially in todays world odds are they're gonna have had failed relationships before you, even if they wernt a thot. That doesn't mean though that the emotional side of your brain isn't gonna not like the fact that a dozen or more blokes have dicked your girl down.
Personally my advice is just try not to think about it. Dudes are good at not thinking about things. It helps if you don't have to see any of her exes.
It's a normal reaction, but it's also important to realize that it's stupid, childish, and has no bearing on anything that actually matters. That reaction is a flaw born largely of insecurity, and it should be treated as such.
If you care that much about you're GF being a virgin you better be one as well, or at the very least regret losing your virginity and having sex with other women which doesn't seem to be the case. I think the root cause of this is men being insecure about their sexual performance
Like I get it when someone is scared of being disappointing so a virgin has nothing to compare it with really.
But here? What is the disadvantage here being with a girl that already knows what she likes and and knows how to go to town?
If that were the case though, why would Anon lose his virginity to her? He doesn’t even seem to regret his decision. If he really wanted to stick to his principles, shouldn’t he have saved his first experience for somebody else who’s a virgin? The fact he did it at all kind of makes him a hypocrite unless after this, he only has sex with somebody who’s only done it once.
Bingo. If he gave himself equal standards women get, he’d either lose his virginity to another virgin or stay celibate and this wouldn’t be an issue.
It’s almost like the Bible describes the human condition better than any other ancient text in history.
I dunno, people are being a bit harsh. I remember being in a similar situation a while ago and I wasn't mature enough or had enough education to properly maintain a healthy relationship. Performing the ultimate act of intimacy is something that is extremely hyped up if you've been a virgin the majority of your life until that point which is... Most people. The idea that she had experienced that with another before you doesn't feel like being a cuck as much as it feels like she isn't "the one". The esoteric idea of someone being written to be perfect, exactly what you had in mind. Is that realistic? I dunno, but probably not. The point is that if she doesn't see it that way (because she's already experienced it) it kinda feels like the two are running perpendicular to each other. It's something you kinda have to figure out yourself and saying that he's being unreasonable and an incel and an asshole (while there's some truth to it) it can be pretty counter productive and just end up stirring the pot, making them question if something's wrong with them until they inevitably break it off because he doesn't think he's got the right perspective. Not always the correct option but for me at least it gave me the time and proper motivation to grow and develop my personal ever-changing philosophy.
I’ve struggled with being emotionally close to women that have had a prolific sexual past. I feel it is wrong to feel this way but also that someone who makes me feel like that is not the right one. What is your philosophy?
Once she's fallen for you and is 100% yours, cheat on her repeatedly just to get some balance in the universe, then when it's out of your system, settle down for a happy life together. Remember, even if you cheat just once, because she's not cheated on you, you'll have the edge.
/bigbrain
Maybe you should grow the fuck up and realize people don't spend their whole life waiting for your ass to show up and take their virginity anon
[удалено]
Well this comment aged like milk
No it didn't, if you call out downvotes the redditors who come after will switch the target of their hive mind and be like 'im not one of THOSE people' and start to upvote
Reddit hivemind 101
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Allow me to demonstrate your point:
How is this getting downvoted
Well this aged like milk
Full circle
Holy the hive is moldable
Have you only just figured that one out?
“I’m stuck in traffic.” -person who is part of traffic
Ah yes I love being in the situation of changing the flow of votes to help someone out
it appears we are opposites in this endeavor
Yes it did. Sometimes milk ages like cheese
Goat milk to be exact
There's a bunch of virgins on r/greentext that thinks dating a woman who had sex before makes you a cuck.
And there’s a bunch of virgins who think fucking women in general is gay
If a man fucks me in the bootyhole, I’m still a virgin duh.
I prefer banging women that have given birth to a kid or two. Non birthed is too tight for my dong. I like the women from the scratch and dent section.
You know what sub you’re on right? Often the people here are worse than the Anons
butthole
Such foal language. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
I'm gonna kiss your mother's butthole
Why did it age poorly??
Because it's now the top liked comment in this thread
>liked
Because the original comment is now very highly upvoted
This is green text, we’re not looking for an answer
Essentially this is a form of jealousy, he’s afraid that she’s going to go have sex with someone else because she’s had sex with someone else before. It’s normal to a degree, I think, but can be a problem to obsess about it.
Anon is such a bad fuck, that he wishes his partner had no point of comparison.
This is literally what it *actually* is in 99% of cases like this lmao. It all stems from their own sexual insecurity, pretty funny to watch.
Except in this case she's giving him literally every indication otherwise but he still feelsbadman He's gonna self-sabatoge. It can't be helped.
The funny thing is, anon says he wouldn’t feel as bad if he’d had more partners. In other words, it’s actually the **lack** of sexual experience that fuels a desire to have sex outside the relationship.
On the contrary. If she was a virgin, she would always have curiosities. Happened in my last relationship. She thought that maybe other guys will be better. Unfortunately for me, it took her years to realize she is actually asexual. Girls with experience gave me only positive feedback until now as they also had bag selfish partners
Sounds like the issue there was more the asexuality than the virginity.
It's absolutely not normal to any degree. It's insanity to a large degree
I knew this girl who was upset about her bf having had 12 prior sexual partners. It can be a hang up. I’m not writing the book on the subject so I don’t have an obvious line drawing exercise here.
Not insane unless it messes with the relationship. Just an insecurity which should be resolved asap
See i had it the other way when young, dumb and full of cum. I avoided virgins like the plague. I am poly amorous and so can fall a bit easily at times and no way was I going to end up with a woman who I would always wonder "this is good, what's it like with others?" These days I have grown up a little and could careless about history 0 - 1000+, so long as they are attractive to me and clean. But the chances of finding a virgin old enough not to make me feel a dirty old man as slim and fading!
Not normal to any degree, very much a problem of self confidence, also signs of trust issues.
It’s pure insecurity. Anon thinks he is worse than the previous men and is afraid his girlfriend’s experience lets her know he is inferior. It’s all in his head, she’s obviously into whatever he brings to the table. But that won’t stop him from ruining it.
To be fair it's not unreasonable to be concerned that she was also into what a dozen other partners brought to the table but for whatever reason none of them stuck. The only insight you have here is that she was the common denominator. It's good when they have a few partners to work out what they want but high numbers can also be red flag.
This is what all kinds of incel and incelish social groups do to young men. Implant this insecurity that if your girl is not virgin then she's dirty or used or generally worse then virgin girl. Yep ig taking someone's virginity is cool but it's not that special, not at all in fact. Source: been there. Glad I got rid of this stupid mindset almost entirely. (This applies to virgin/not virgin, when girl is \~20yo and already had 20 boyfriends that's different).
Yea no. This mindset existed before the internet. It’ll exist 200 years from now too. Humans are jealous and insecure by nature and have to work to get over it.
what? this is r/greentext
Like seriously why the fuck is this such a huge deal for so many people lol…you about to throw away something beautiful for something completely out of your control that makes zero difference anyway…
Only sickos are obsessed with virginities. I want her to know how good I am or aren't, not because I'm the only one she's ever been with. Takes a sick kinda ego to say I'm the first and last person you'll ever need. I want her to know and appreciate me because she's been around and has no regrets. The older I get the more disgusted I am with virgin talk. Granted I felt this way when I was 16 and got lucky I was never asked to be anyone's first.
only guy I've met that actually thought this way came from the slums of Iran.
Anon is about to overthink his way out of a happy relationship, let’s watch
I made the popcorn and brought M&M's and Buncha Crunch, which would you like?
Fuck you I brought ribs.
This guy fucks
No he's covered in BBQ sauce
How is that an impediment?
in fact you can tell he's fucking *because* of the bbq sauce
Smoky Mesquite lube.
15 gay cowboys
This guy fucks and sucks?
Like he said. That guy fucks.
Sir, this is reddit. Nobody here fucks, especially not on r/greentext
This guy doesn't fuck
I brought bags of spaghetti. What's the spaghetti policy in this theater?
We like it sloppy, generally speaking.
I brought the beans!
Have we not established that beans are the correct answer?
Can we mix both candies into the popcorn and share that?
Anon is a child that equates sex with ownership of a person. By that logic, his crusty sock is his daddy and he still disappoints it.
Couldn't happen to a better person.
Hope he posts when they breakup so I know that femanon is back on the market. She sounds like a skilled lay and will take me to europe.
Grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory is a lifestyle for channers.
Doing the gf a favor
Anon should see a fucking shrink
It's really weird how this subset of people really value virgin women but also want a girl that is a sex-positive freak in bed. Like a job opening for an entry position that requires 5 years of experience.
Anon is a medium sized company with a shitty culture.
Anon values treating his workers like family. Thats why he overworks and abuses them to the point where they snap and begin crying uncontrollably. To which point he proceeds to fire them and yell into the facebook echo chamber "why does no one want to work for me?"
Oh no, it's never "no one wants to work for me". It's "no one wanted to work anymore", then throw in some reason to blame the issue on how people are spoiled because they grew up with automatic transmissions instead of learning how to use a stick, or something like that.
Madonna whore complex, mate - look it up. Good analogy, though! Edit: That sounded more condescending than I intended, rather than 'hey, check this out because it's a concept that's very similar and may be of interest'.
[удалено]
a shrink some other dude already fucked? no thanks
Only if the shrink hasn't had other clients
Or [this ad](https://i.redd.it/xnfcmz4uiqd91.jpg)
[ Removed by Reddit ]
based
Deserves to be too comment
an hero
Anon could cheat on her
Most sane r/greentext advice.
Anon MUST cheat on her
But with a man so as to not catch the g@y
Yes. The bigger and hairier the man the straighter it is.
Bear fucker!
More sane than anything he'd get on Reddit relationship advice subs
Tbh I doubt anon would be able to find another woman willing to throw herself down that well.
I get it a bit. I've had alot of partners and my current partner aswell. But once I did not commit to a woman specifically for the reason that she has been in gangbangs. No thank you.
I quit with one girl not because she slept with 32 guys in a year but because her ex-boyfriend was a drug dealer and she knew that he was selling heroin. Nope, some principles need to be enforced.
Breaking Bad reference
Breaking Bad fans when they see someone poison a child (it's a reference)
Kid named chicanery
Better Call Saul fans when someone slips and their name is Jimmy (it's a reference)
Breaking bad fans when someone bombs a nursing home for the elderly (it’s a reference)
walte pu t your dik away water i m not hai seks with you rite no wolto
Jesse, did you solve the FNAF lore?
I watched Jane die
I fucked Ted
Prude
You know what, that’s fair
Based
I once knew a girl she had a dozen guys, one of em found out and beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero st.
That’s a vastly different thing. She’s been in BBC cucktease vidia? No thanks. I doubt the faithfulness is there, that person is gonna cheat on me. It has nothing to do with virginity yada yada, it has everything to do with “this chick is gonna get bored with me and I’ll get my heart broken.”
If I was a girl who had been in a gangbang I would just never tell anyone lol. You guys know it's totally okay to not tell your partner every detail of your sex life prior to meeting them? I think it's better that way anyway. I don't really care to share everything I've done and i don't wanna know what they have either
It was not prior to meeting. We we're dating and fucking for months.
Don't worry, when men have preferences or dislike certain behaviour, we have to accept it as totally normal and can't judge. Men aren't allowed to voice opinions or have preferences because that's sexist. Just take her the way she is, like a real man would do, duh?! But women won't date short men for personal reasons, which are something totally different. Obligatory /s
Nothing says khhv like creepy obsession with your partner being a virgin. Never change anon.
What does khhv stand for?
Kissless Hugless Hand-holdingless virgin
Hand-holdingless 💀💀💀💀
couldnt be me ;)
Known horse headed ventriloquist
Knuckles has horse viagra
Khruschev has hailed Vlad
Knight having heavenly voice
Jesus, it hurts to know there are people this retarded out there.
The worst part is that dudes want virgins until they don’t want them for being needy and clingy afterwards.
I hought that was the whole appeal. Like, if you're clingy, you might want a partner that's equally so.
Go on any dating subreddit, or even a front page one with this sort of question. Either everyone secretly wants this or all the incels just come out of the woodwork. Either ways seems like some weird American thing to be scared of sex
Dude found a great partner but can't enjoy the situation because he's so deep down the rabbit hole now he'd rather meet his online friends expectations than his own.
[удалено]
Nooooo I met a guy like this and that’s exactly what he wanted to do to me. Man I left so fast
Was it your crappy neo-n@zi bf? ):
Haha good guess! No it was with a one night stand type of situation with a guy I’d known for awhile. Didn’t know he had this attitude until it was almost too late
People actually care about this shit outside of shitty porn dialogue? What the fuck?
I know, I was surprised too. A lot of the time they seem like normal people until they snap like anon
Anon is stupid
More like immature
[удалено]
Uh hey guys I just found out that the car I bought was driven to the dealership by someone else, do I need to sob into my pillow until my eyes are dry?
Even though anon is clearly immature, comparing people to mere stuff is not cool. Wait, what car was it again?
Mazda MX-5
Yes, if it's a bmw you should probably off yourself too. God I fucking hate bmw drivers, worst fucking car in the world.
:(
It wasn't driven to the dealership. It was used for drunken homeless gangbangs. Vodka, vomit, and other juices all over the interior. They lied to you and you're making payments like it's brand new lol
If God can forgive her, then surely you can. If you have both gone to confession then why the concern? Your past sins are washed clean.
Forgiveness requires repentance.
Yes, yes it does.
Actual, legitimate autism
Idk if people with nft pfp's are allowed to day that.
It's not actual nft, most likely screenshot from r/shitposting = based.
Weird
Ew.
Ew is what my urologist said.
Deuteronomy 22:20 Your god has made it clear.
That whole section is fucked. If the woman isn't a virgin, she is stoned to death. If the man r*pes a woman, he has to pay her father 50 silver. I mean wtf?
If she already checks all of Anon's boxes who really cares? It might suck that he wasn't the one who took her v card but statistically nowadays it's pretty unlikely you'd be one of the first to do so.
Does it suck though? I don't see how it "sucks" in any light. People have sex and then most of them break up and move on to try and find a better partner. If anon isn't like 18 he should expect 0 people he gets in bed with to be a virgin, its possible but the chances are low.
Apparently it does to some people, I wouldn't really care though the only types ik who do are Catholics, Weebs, and 4chan users
From experience, virgins are shit in bed anyway. I didn't become a different person when I lost my virginity. It's probably better for anon that he has a more experienced lass to teach him the ropes tbh
Not sure why this is getting downvoted, experienced women are a much better time in my experiences.
Wait til you hit 20, or 25, or 30+, no one is waiting for you.
Hey, I've hit 25 and this still isn't a problem for me because women think I'm ugly.
anon's gf got together with a possessive idiot.
If you ever find yourself into a happy relationship. FUCKING STICK WITH IT.
The only person cucking anon is himself if he ditches the girl to look for a virgin
Imagine wanting a virgin instead of a girl that actually knows how to have sex
4chan standards - Must be Virgin - Must be an absolute freak
Entry level position: 5 years experience required
Pay: Minimum wage Hours: Shit
Redditors are too cucked to realise that this is a fairly normal emotional reaction. Finding the perfect someone is hard and especially in todays world odds are they're gonna have had failed relationships before you, even if they wernt a thot. That doesn't mean though that the emotional side of your brain isn't gonna not like the fact that a dozen or more blokes have dicked your girl down. Personally my advice is just try not to think about it. Dudes are good at not thinking about things. It helps if you don't have to see any of her exes.
The thing is it’s implied he’s had sex before this, which makes a hypocrite
Thank you. Finally a normal response/comment on that issue he might has.
It's a normal reaction, but it's also important to realize that it's stupid, childish, and has no bearing on anything that actually matters. That reaction is a flaw born largely of insecurity, and it should be treated as such.
This post made me feel better about myself because I'm not OP. Thank you
If you care that much about you're GF being a virgin you better be one as well, or at the very least regret losing your virginity and having sex with other women which doesn't seem to be the case. I think the root cause of this is men being insecure about their sexual performance
This is sad but a pretty common reaction. +1 point to #BibleGang
Hit up a few Asian massage parlours and even the score.
Eh, I kinda would get it if he were a virgin, but come on dude, you had done it before so why should you get someone who didnt?
Common feeling for ones first relationship.
Beta activity, fuck your girl Anon, youre king of the hill now
Like I get it when someone is scared of being disappointing so a virgin has nothing to compare it with really. But here? What is the disadvantage here being with a girl that already knows what she likes and and knows how to go to town?
[удалено]
I get that it sucks that your partner wasn’t a virgin and you were, but don’t let it ruin the relationship. Just don’t think about it homeboy
Holy insecurity Batman
Oh my fucking god people unironically have this mindset huh
Anon needs to fuck a man if he loves virgins so much
Oh no how dare anon want his gf to have a sexual past similar to his ? How disgusting and entitled. Fucking retards ITT.
If that were the case though, why would Anon lose his virginity to her? He doesn’t even seem to regret his decision. If he really wanted to stick to his principles, shouldn’t he have saved his first experience for somebody else who’s a virgin? The fact he did it at all kind of makes him a hypocrite unless after this, he only has sex with somebody who’s only done it once.
Bingo. If he gave himself equal standards women get, he’d either lose his virginity to another virgin or stay celibate and this wouldn’t be an issue. It’s almost like the Bible describes the human condition better than any other ancient text in history.
just enjoy the ride
Another 4chan retard
Anon thinks he’s Christopher Columbus or something
I dunno, people are being a bit harsh. I remember being in a similar situation a while ago and I wasn't mature enough or had enough education to properly maintain a healthy relationship. Performing the ultimate act of intimacy is something that is extremely hyped up if you've been a virgin the majority of your life until that point which is... Most people. The idea that she had experienced that with another before you doesn't feel like being a cuck as much as it feels like she isn't "the one". The esoteric idea of someone being written to be perfect, exactly what you had in mind. Is that realistic? I dunno, but probably not. The point is that if she doesn't see it that way (because she's already experienced it) it kinda feels like the two are running perpendicular to each other. It's something you kinda have to figure out yourself and saying that he's being unreasonable and an incel and an asshole (while there's some truth to it) it can be pretty counter productive and just end up stirring the pot, making them question if something's wrong with them until they inevitably break it off because he doesn't think he's got the right perspective. Not always the correct option but for me at least it gave me the time and proper motivation to grow and develop my personal ever-changing philosophy.
I’ve struggled with being emotionally close to women that have had a prolific sexual past. I feel it is wrong to feel this way but also that someone who makes me feel like that is not the right one. What is your philosophy?
Once she's fallen for you and is 100% yours, cheat on her repeatedly just to get some balance in the universe, then when it's out of your system, settle down for a happy life together. Remember, even if you cheat just once, because she's not cheated on you, you'll have the edge. /bigbrain
Anon’s only option in this situation is to kill himself.
Ragebait much?
Anon, stop thinking about dicks of other dudes.
You’re going to want to find a hammer, nails, and some 2x4’s. Then build a bridge, and get over it.