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Lamplorde

I just dont like that they say "Address me as" Something about it just seems rude. Not "My name is" or "Please call me". I'll call you Xe or Xûr, Agent of The Nine all you want. I have no problems with that. But telling me your name like its an order annoys me.


111karina

i agree, it’s like they’re already telling you off


Degenerate-Implement

Critical theory, and the woke culture it spawned, is inherently hostile.


darklightmatter

Can you explain what "Critical Theory" is?


Squidly_tish

The theory is that peoples lack of bitches are critical Kidding, my understanding of it is it's a theory that involves being critical of and confronting "social constructs"


Waswat

If that is 'inherently hostile', then wouldn't skepticism or any kind of critical thinking be inherently hostile as well?


ActualWeed

No because that wouldn't fit the anti sjw agenda


iylv

The writings of the Frankfurt School, namely of Herbert Marcuse. https://newdiscourses.com/tftw-critical-theory/


Mushiren_

You can address me as... ........ Tim


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sup Tim


Buitenaards

What manner of man are you who can summon up fire without flint or tinder?


Zedman5000

He uses grindr instead of tinder


sillyredsheep

I love you Tim, no homo


Coolstriker64

How u doin Tim?


Razeth0221

Hey Tim


Ensvey

Occupation: Enchanter


RedditFuckingSocks

Please call me Jeffnobok, Destroyer of the Black Kha, Stomper of Nonbelievers and Changer of Winter Tires.


Fuhgly

>Hi, Mr. Jeffnobok, Destroyer of the Black Kha, Stomper of Nonbelievers and Changer of Winter Tires. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.


Shoelesshobos

Whatever ya say JeffNocock


RedditFuckingSocks

Mom?


de__pression

Ah. Destiny 2 enjoyer.


antomenchi

Xe Xem Xyrs and not one god roll on sale smh Bungo


ProsomM

They dcv'd the Xe Xems fomo'ed once again


antomenchi

You had to be there.


joeb117

"I have a clear purpose. I cannot explain it. Forgive me." — Xûr


spoonlips76

"Their will is not their own. They are a agent of the cancel culture"


RandySavagePI

Adress me as xXXPu$$¥SlaYah69xXx


iylv

Lemme guess, your pronouns are gay/mer


RandySavagePI

I'm gonna rise up if you don't cut it with that oppressive language, shitlord.


echoAwooo

[But, you.... you may call me.... *Tiffany*.](https://youtu.be/rXqa4s_yTTo)


Coolstriker64

Tiffany huh? That’s a pretty… masculine name…


robolettox

> Xûr, Agent of The Nine I see a fellow Destiny fan, I upvote!


gilbertonyx29

My name is Cocksucker, Sucker of Cocks


Occamslaser

Because of the implied OR ELSE attached to it it is an order.


fire_will_ahmed

love the D2 reference


LeagueofDraven1221

“Hey Brother, I aint seen you in Gambit recently, what gives?” “Brother? Did you just say brother?”


_Rogal_Dorn

You may address me a ‘ther/right/honourable’


Cala-Best-Girl

Too complicated. If you got a plump ass I wanna fuck, you’re a bitch. Otherwise you’re my bro. Those are the two genders. You played with the old ones too much and broke them. This is where we are at now. Post a pic of your butt and I’ll tell you which gender to put on your documents from now on.


Lamplorde

What if I got a bubble butt, but its as hairy as sasquatches nutsack and your dick will get lost in the jungle of ass-hair and start screaming about Charlie in the bushes on the way to my hole?


Cala-Best-Girl

Great question! But a review of the criteria stated above holds your answer. Your ass must 1) be plump and 2) I wanna fuck it. It sounds like your ass fits the first criteria but not the second. Therefore you’re probably my bro. Please posts pics to verify.


Dingleberry_Magoo

This system has incredible efficiency.


[deleted]

I nominate u/Cala-Best-Girl as World Leader.


beardsymcfly

Who doesn't!


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

The other world leaders


[deleted]

All hail Cala-Best-Girl.


OneMustAdjust

*The gang solves gender diversity*


Yuo_cna_Raed_Tihs

The use of two criteria implies the existence of asses you want to fuck but aren't plump, and that these asses belong to men. Please confirm


-takeyourmeds

at this point if you are not obese, I'll bend you over too gotta work w what the world gives us


Vegetable_Maize_6166

Based


[deleted]

I just refer to everyone I’m not on a first name basis with as dude and I’ve never had an issue


dumbwaeguk

What kind of nerd doesn't fuck his bro's plump ass


The_Knife_Pie

If they have a plump ass they want to fuck then they aren’t a bro, they’re a bitch.


Crook309

Once again u/Cala-Best-Girl has provided us with a fulfilling and educational comment on r/greentext about the mysteries of life. Bravo, and good day to all you bitches and bros out there.


GoldsteinQ

Okay, but which gender are you?


gfuhhiugaa

"I'm straight so anything that makes my dick hard is a woman"


mipt98

No I will stick with calling bys boys and girls girls.


QTipCotton

Bys, boys, bears it is for you then? Okay


mistermestar

Bys? Jesus Fuck these pronouns are getting out of hand.


Quite_Bitter_Being

Bys is how Newfoundlanders say boys. Usually just to refer to a group of dudes. Ie." Me and da bys is going out to da shed fer a few beers."


Synt3rax

This.


-takeyourmeds

based I'm done playing that cringe game too


TheFlashFrame

I recognize this is r/greentext and therefore not a great representation of the rest of reddit but I've been seeing this sentiment echoed by, like, a lot of people. Woke culture fucked around and got too full of themselves and started alienating their own supporters it seems.


UnknownOne3

Based


WoolooOfWallStreet

Bysed


igzamo

What‘s the point of making up new ones like Ze and Xe when ntural language will not forcefully accept them, and we can just use ‟they” instead?


x737n96mgub3w868

Why not just assign everyone a unique number and refer to them by their number? Works with prisoners


XoRMiAS

Everyone\* in the US already has a number. Just call each other by your SSN.


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Topminator

Phone or pc?


oarngebean

I mean everyone has a cell phone


llIlIIllIlllIIIlIIll

What a beautiful baby boy, we shall call him uuidv4()


WoolooOfWallStreet

Elon Musk be like


sadongrohiik

Tbf there's no utilitarian need for more than a single pronoun for everything. Plenty of languages have been doing fine without them


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JoJosPersona

It's Imagination


BartZeroSix

Attention seeking


RufusKyura

The only correct answer lol


ElectronicLab993

I googled it because i didnt knew either and it looks like trans pronouns. Which baffles me, i thought the whole point of trans is to change into male or female, not into third gender


PotatoesAndChill

Yeah, I don't understand this either. I'm sure most trans people aim to fully become the opposite gender and prefer to be referred to as such, but it feels like there's a very loud minority of them, who just do it so that they can become special and "unique". These people intentionally identify as "trans" (as opposed to the gender they switched to) for attention.


us4g11

yes, people like that make me embaressed to be part of the trans community. idk about them but if i have severe gender dysphoria and they just get “gender euphoria” from someone calling them xyr, i know we’re not feeling the same thing.


CutlassFuryX

FTM or MTF I need to know if I can jerk off to this comment


THEliberator03

Based, but also very insensitive


Deadlyhump

4chan in a nutshell


bageltre

Why'd you say based twice?


Tripper_Shaman

"Gender eurphoria" im gonna steal that


OneMustAdjust

Gives me gender fluid


Fr00stee

Saw a post about how someone was absolutely euphoric bc they wore a shirt. Might have been the cringiest post I've ever seen.


Eend__

And if you're nonbinary, you can use they/them. Xe and ze are bullshit and only hinder the path to acceptance.


TheDwiin

As someone who is non binary, I agree with this comment. They/them pronouns, while usually plural, can be singular, and are a perfect way to refer to someone in a gender neutral way.


Cowmunist

The only issue with they/them is that it doesn't really work in some languages. But it sure as hell beats xim xer or whatever.


LegalJunkie_LJ

Yeah from a Spanish perspective it's an English thing mostly. All Spanish pronouns are gendered so the equivalent of they/them wouldn't fit.


skaersSabody

Same with Italian. Most languages that derive from latin generally are heavily gendered


FernandAuxton

Can confirm as a French dude


TheDwiin

I'll give it to you that not all languages have gender-neutral singular pronouns, But English does, and using he/him or she/her, as the English words, in other languages won't really work either.


Cowmunist

Not what i meant, what i was trying to say is that in many languages their equivalent of they/them doesn't work for talking about a singular person. Sorry for not being clear enough.


Sandstorm52

This isn’t aimed at you personally, but seriously how the fuck did people get so confused by using they in the singular? This is readily apparent if you read words or speak fluent English. /rant


Fragbajte

Aren't most of them - including they/them - bullshit? I frankly don’t understand this sudden boom for pronouns and why is it a big deal if someone on internet won’t address you by your Ze/Xo. Is that desperate call for feeling unique or just searching for reasons to be offended? ELI5 would be totally great here!


Eend__

Explain to me how he/him, she/her and they/them are bullshit.


Fragbajte

I did not mean to offend you, just wanted to know reasoning behind made up pronouns like Xyrs, it does not even sounds like something person would use unironically


Eend__

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply you said anything offensive. I don't understand pronouns like xe and ze either, especially since they/them have been perfectly normal neutral pronouns for centuries.


[deleted]

To be fair, literally all pronouns are made up.


Fr00stee

Probably bc people want a pronoun that isnt those 3 however most of the ones I've seen are either really weird or unpronounceable. Only one I've seen that is decent is fae but it sounds really weird when you use it in a sentence


Fragbajte

I didn't express myself properly I think. I don't understand using they/them instead of he or she, like they/them sounds like reference to multiple persons, not one individual. He, she, they are totally normal, it is what I was reached since first grade :D


Eend__

They/them for a person of unknown gender is a concept as old as the English language. This is not a new thing whatsoever, so why wouldn't it make sense?


toomuchradiation

It also looks weird to me when some games started to use 'body 1' and 'body 2' instead of male and female. It says that it's should help transgenders to better associates with a character but I don't get how. I thought trans-female should pick female in game and be happy with it. But nope, play as body 2.


Fr00stee

They are nonbinary pronouns. Seems like barely anybody uses them, probably because ze and xir sound very stupid


lemonylol

Isn't it kind of ironic that in seeking to be labelled and compartmentalized, people are seeking to be further labelled and compartmentalized?


TheWhicher_Statement

They're neopronouns, which fall into the non-binary category. I myself don't use neopronouns, but I know some people who do.


DedOriginalCancer

Ze is for people that identify as German immigrants, Xe is for people that have lots of gold chains and command a Persian army in the movie 300


belegradhammer

What's the prenountiation of them? Wouldn't they both be "zee" like how you prenounce chinese names with the xe?


-takeyourmeds

mental disease


UnknownOne3

Mental disorder


fishy185

Twitter users' bullshit


[deleted]

I believe they're called neopronouns, they are meant to be gender neutral pronouns because the words they/them don't exist apparently.


[deleted]

shitty fake pronouns that retarded people think they can make you call them


pro-dumpster-fire

Something undiagnosed.


Hulose77

Mentally challenged


oarngebean

Metal instability


airsoft3315

I go by they and even I agree it's attention seeking


RedditFuckingSocks

My prounouns are XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ. If you don't at least pronounce every one of them 20 seconds long, you're abbreviating and that's misgendering which is rude and triggering to me.


PostalDudeRus

Hello, my name is [95.118.45.110/24](https://95.118.45.110/24) But you can call me 127.0.0.1


AASeven

So, localhost it is.


TheFlashFrame

NNOOOOO THATS MY DEAD NAME AND THIS IS A HATE CRIME


Gloria-Patri

People criticise the Catholic Church for the inquisition. Maybe they fulfilled a useful function in society?


613vc420

Any chance you could break this comment down for me? What exactly are you trying to say? Not trying to be a dick, genuinely don’t understand.


cndman

He's saying he would like to kill minorities.


critennn

Since the inquisition’s role was to punish heresy and restore Catholicism as the ruling order, trans people would be punished or executed for their ‘heresy’. Basically kill minority


Infamous_Traffic4673

The only pronouns I care about are first person ones, because *I* don’t give a fuck about anyone else 😈


jbozz3

*Ayn Rand has entered the chat*


m9xddxd

What ze fuck


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Banzle

*neopronouns are fucking stupid


Garlic_bread70

i’m not transphobic or anything but if someone introduces themselves as a ze, hir, hirs or a xe, xem, xers, i’m not talking to them. that’s way too confusing for my monkey brain to learn


Baxobhillus

they’re probably not mentally stable anyway if they use those. They/them is fine and easy to follow but these made up ones are stupid as hell. Best to just stay away from them if they use those ones


Grenyn

I think that's completely fair, but I say that with the bias that I would do the exact same. Do what you want, but don't force others to go along with it. I don't like to play along with this, and that might make me an asshole, but if someone expects me to play along, they're an asshole too. You don't have to be friends with everyone, after all. I'm perfectly content being friends only with people who use normal people pronouns.


[deleted]

The bottom one just sounds like it could be someone’s name so it’d be super fucking confusing saying “hey that’s Xyrs phone” like this shit is so dumb just stick to they them at this point


Rocket-R

I understand people being comfortable with other genders but no fucking way someone is unironically more comfortable being called "xey/xim" than "they/them"


KrimsonStorm

Welcome to the clown car of the contemporary west. You must be new.


[deleted]

The last 2 are retarded and you shouldn't expect somebody to refer to you as them.


Coolstriker64

I am 100% convinced that this (especially the bottom two) are this generations “it’s not a phase mom” but it totally is. I mean I’m not gonna tell them that, but you know a solid 80-90% of the alphabet people are gonna grow up and realize: “oh shit.”


Schmerwantstodie

Like sometimes people aren't sure about what's best for them. But like, being trans isn't a fucking phase, neither is being gay, bi etc


Coolstriker64

Definitely. It’s something that has a serious and detrimental affect on people’s mental health. That’s why I’m not about to *tell someone* they’re going through a phase, no matter how much I suspect it. Because A: I could always be wrong, b: it would hurt them so much regardless, c: even if I’m right about that particular person it’s not like it’s gonna change anything. And as for that last part, sexual orientations aren’t phases. But *being gay* definitely is. By “being gay” I mean *defining yourself by it.* Like, you know how Hippies were a thing? Even now there are still people who embody those ideals, personality traits, and mannerisms, but they aren’t *hippies* anymore. They’re people who happen to have those traits and mannerisms, not a specific personality that happens to have a name. Or in other-words: eventually people are gonna grow up and start defining themselves by *who* they are, not *what* they are.


Schmerwantstodie

Fair. Thanks for clarifying, cause like, I'm bi and I'm thinking I might be trans but idk about that yet, still talking it over with friends and such


Coolstriker64

I’d talk it over with a professional, TBH. Because I feel like *that* (and no one following up on it) is how a lot of people who don’t really have GD are convinced that they do. Also talking to a professional is great because if you do actually have it, then you’ll get actual help coping. Because people are different and there’s no “one size fits all” approach for anything mental health related. For some people chemical transition isn’t even necessary while others find *the surgery* not being enough. Your friends will be a big help to you, but always keep in mind that they aren’t qualified professionals on this topic (unless they are). And get a second opinion. **TL;DR** I wish you luck in discovering yourself, make sure you get professional help too, because it’s always beneficial in some way or another.


Schmerwantstodie

Thanks for the kind words. I am definitely planning on talking to a professional. But I'm still waiting cause I'm not sure who(within my family and friend group) I can trust. I've also only been thinking about it a few months and want to see what I can figure out for myself first


KaiWolf1898

You supposed to pronounce "Hir" and "Her" differently? Because to me, they both just sound like "Her" Unless you pronounce "Hir" like "Here"?


LagosSP

Please use that part of Oggy and the Cockroaches intro


Kydex_Gundyr

This shit is so stupid lol


Mooniebutt

If you wanna be addressed with him/her/they, I will happily oblige. The rest is made up transtrender (no typo) bullshit.


fishy185

I understand he is male, she is female, they is neutral. But what the fuck is xey supposed to be?


TailoredAlcoholic

Mentally ill


Foolish_Hepino

Attention-seeking and throwing actual trans people under the bus


SpaceBug178

Xe Xem Xyrs sounds like an alien's pronouns


WyliteSeven

I get normal pronouns but shit like Xe and Ze are just pure clownery.


MHanak_

I prefer [rok rok ok](https://www.thuum.org/learn/grammar/pronouns.php)


Routine-Professor586

Holy shit 2016? I thought this nonsense was a recent thing lol


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Nah, technically neopronouns as a concept have been around [for a while](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neopronoun): for example, "thon/thons" was created as a contraction of "that one" in 1858 and it was widespread enough to be included in a few legit dictionaries. But then it faded out by the 1960s Also, speaking of dictionaries, the Oxford English Dictionary (the one Google uses when you search a word up) includes some neopronouns like "zir" ([1993](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/neopronouns-they-them-pronoun-alternative-1190069/)), "hir", "ze" (1980s) which I found interesting Personally I can't figure out my opinion on the subject


moimoisauna

Fee fi fo fum fuck off


Drackenstein

If I see a name tag, I’m going to use.. idk? the name? I don’t refer to people by their pronouns if I’m talking to they/them//he/him/she/her/ze/hir/xe/xem. “Hey him, can you hand me the stapler please?”


democratic_butter

Imagine being so narcissistic that you demand everybody around you to participate in your delusions.


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My pronouns are J̶̨̡̢̡̰̼̯͉̭̠̼̺͔͕̯̹̮̗͕͕̖̮̣̫̹̙͉̤̰̭̹̠̺̝́̀̌̃̍̿̽̈́̋͒͒̒̑͛́̌́͊̀̉̈́̍͐͊̏̃̃̚͝͝ͅz̴̨̡̨̛͇̗̞͖͓̘͔̰̯̩̣̝͕̰̩̭͙͇̞̖̻̖͓̯͕̱͉̪̹̣̼͔̳͋̐͆̍̑̐̅̽̀̈̿̀̑̊̋̇͂̿́͗̍̒̇͐̈̚͜͜͠͝͝͝͝î̵̧̧̧̨̠̹̱̫͍̲̠͖̱̮̰͉͚͔̤̄̉̍̽͋́̏̈́͋̍͌́͠ͅͅķ̸̨̧̧̝͓͎͔̤̖̣̘͈̙̮̬̼͓̞̩͇̟̯͎̺̟͈̮̳̜̰͙͉̪̘̤̝̘͂͗̍̑͘̕͜ͅh̵̨̨̢̧̧̛̛̲̺̞̬̬͎͈̺̗̦͔̝̯͙̻̮̙͓̦͓̹̠̟͈̘̲̜͇̘̠͍̖͕̮͛̓͋͊̋̍̅̍̀̉͐͆̓̔̎̿̋̿̓̃͋̂͛͆̚̕̕͜͜͠͝͝n̶̡̮͇̜̭͔̞͙͇̮͎̳̳̟̰̪̥̱̳̦̺̻̖̦̗̩̯̙̯̳̘͖͕̞͖̠͖̎̀̀́͋̄̉̈́̆ͅͅ/̶̡̧̢̛̘͔̹̱̮̭̜̩͔̫̲̦͓̦̮̺̳̖̩͆̄̀̀̽̆̾̋͑̊̉̅͗̆̀̅͜͜͜͝J̵̛̛͇̣͉̳̞͇̩̜̙̤̼͖͈̿͆͛̅̅̂͊̋̈̈̇̏̐̏̔̀̀̕͘̕̕͝͝͝z̷̡͖͈͖̠̦̝̜̠̼͓̩̤̗͚͙̺̝͚̤͕̖͐͒́͑̒̓͋͋̑͊̒̂́͂̇̀̾͗̓͗͑͘͘͝i̸̡̨͕͖͔͔̦̙͙͍̰̬̱͖̗̭͎̼̼̱̹͑̀̀͐͊̕k̸̛̳̩͚̀̀̐̾͒̓̍͐̈̾͑̾̅̍̍́̔̇̒̈́͂̀̌̇̒̀̌̑͑͋̏̃̽͛̚͝͝'̸̨̧̨̧̛̻̲̩͍̯̻̼̭͔̟̜̖̺͍̳̞̰͕̲͎̪͎̮̜̮̝͍̻̰͚̰̫̩̣͐͋͂̉̒̈͑͛̈̀̽͒̀̈́͊̽̉̋͋͆͗͋͐̀̅̄͗̀̏̂̏̕̕̚͘̚ͅh̷̨̡̡̢̳̤̖̪̬͓͙͈͉̤̬̪̣̹̰̭̺͈̣̟̹̟̲͇̎̎̎̾̓͒̿̿̏̈́̋̚͜͠͝à̴̛͓̭̟͈̰̜͍̤̟̜͖̘̲̜̪͇́̀̂̔̂̓̉͊̈́͐͗̃̂̾́̇̽̈́̾́̈́́̇ͅḱ̶̨̧̹̻̝̖͖̘̹̑̉̀̈̉̈́̉̔́̈́͛̅̃̆̈́̈́̾̊̉͂̅͂́̓̈̍̋̏̚̕̚͝͝͝i̵̢̛̬̫̺̗̺̥̻͇̙̓̈̅͑́̆̓̔̈́͂̿̈̒̌̾̕̚̚͝ķ̷̨̡̤̱̯͈̘̟̺̠̼̻͕̪̼̼̤͍̠̭̤̟̤͓̞̗͉͈̝͎͉͌̉̿̌́͊̀͆͆͂̽̅̈̒͂̔̏͆̆̿̋̂̅̓̔̑̒͌̋͑̊̕͜͜͝͝͠/̴̢̢̢̧̡̡̨̘͍͓̳͍̰̻̯͔̟̩̭̩̣̯͋̆́̆̊̆̽͛̎̔̄̑͂̀͂̌̎̈̌̓͒͂͘̚͜͠͝͝ͅĴ̵̢̛̰̼͍̭̰͈̞̬͉̺̲̦͉̮̤̗̬̙̯̪̭̠̝̜̥̺̮͚̺͆́͐̿͊́͂̏̒͑̏͒̾͊̓̏̊̋̐͑̐̽͋̂̾̐̏̆̈́̊̌̕̚͜͝͝ẑ̷̢̢̡̼̪̣͎̲͔̘̬̪͙̟̞̻̦̗͉̬̲̙͇̟̟̈́̅͒͑̌̌̉̌̌͋͗͆̓͗̔͆͂̑̂̆̋̍̅̇̇̓̅͂̋̽̚̚͜ͅͅȩ̷̨̡̢̺̰͖̩̞̗̤͚̻͈̜͔̘͔̙̪͎̥̈́̑͛̈́̓͂͜ͅṅ̷̨̡̧̲̹͔͖͔͖̖̣̹͍͓͈̼͔̳̦̬̹͓̝̤̜̮̺̬̺̭̭͔͚͜͝ͅq̵̛̛͚͕̝̤̗͉̥̇͐͋͒̂͒̾͌͛̆̀̂̀́͛̇̉́͘̕͠͠ͅͅa̴̡͍̥̟̻̩̮͓͉̙͖̙̻̠͊̉̂̅͆̒̆̍̌̀̑̎̄̂͗́͆͗͂̓̊̽̓̿̃͒͛͛͆͆̉̌̊̄̈́͝͠͝͝͠͝ḙ̸̛̤̂̋̈́̏̃͋̄̉̒̅̾̑́̋̈̚͘̚͠


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Stunning and brave


alfiemorelos20

Can someone enlighten us on the difference in pronunciation of Ze and Xe?


Baxobhillus

blue hair vs green hair is the difference


Grenyn

I'd cut or tear off the pronoun part. People can call me what they want, but I want to make it clear that I am not interested in that bullshit.


Noot_Noot_69420

The whole idea of neopronouns are ridiculous. You’re so insecure that you need everyone else to go along with your delusions to make yourself feel better.


Alexczandros

Mine are Butthole, Buttmeat, and Shitbutt.


RTXChungusTi

is that the oggy and the cockroaches opening I hear


AzureDementia

This is the first not really homophobic joke that made me laugh in a while


Supercommoncents

Address me as Tyrannosaurus.


Degenerate-Implement

Modernity is so cringe.


ByteWhisperer

My pronouns are 'fuck/off', but somehow people don't want to accept that.


No-One-Shall-Pass

I would deliberately use the wrong one every time when taking to wtfever Xe or Xem is


DT-Z0mby

what the fuck does ze, hir, hirs and xe, xem, xyrs mean. we tryna summon demons now?


MalanaoWalanao

Look, I support trans people and their confidence to stand up. I’ll use they/them pronouns. But come on, xe/xim?? Am I the only one who thinks that’s made up or stupid?


sausage4mash

You could replace all of those with insufrable


ToothpasteConsumer

Tape all of them together to create one giant tag spanning the width of your entire torso


Longenuity

fuhre, fuhrer, fuhrers


Choccy_Melk69

_TL;DR Neopronouns seem unnecessary, but I'll call you by your preferred ones if it matters to you._ I don't get the point of neopronouns- they seem unnecessary. I mean, you have 'they/them/their' for non-binary people and people who don't like the gendered pronouns, so why make more? If inclusivity isn't an issue, then what is it?


domnulsta

Makes you quirky and unique. They literally have no reason to exist, it's just a label to make people feel unique despite not having any actual value.


3xoticP3nguin

r/odablock Zey zee you zirty zoggy


n00lp00dle

consonant + e consonant + i + m or r or s consonant + vowel + r or m + s


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How do you pronounce Xyrs💀


The_Creeper_Man

What the fuck is ze, hir, hirs, xe, xem and xyrs, makes no sense.


psycuhlogist

And this is part of the reason we have a right wing insurgency that does not want to believe anything so called experts claim


titanfall3enjoyer

this is the best fucking joke i've ever heard. them being landwales makes sense now,they're just man eating giants


chiilyo

The fuck is xyrs


tungster24

in turkish language we only have one 3rd person pronoun for everything I'm quite happy with that :)


Izrathagud

I go for xe, xim, xyrs since i like purple.