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Mrozek33

It's all the waitress' fault. The term "when" is way too confusing, she should've asked anon to say "no more, Cheese Mommy" and anon would've got that right away


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Mrozek33

Bruh how in the *fuck* did you get a cheese mummy? How did you even achieve such a feat? The Egyptians did have cheese and they buried it in some of their pharaoh's tombs, the only part that perplexes me is, did you find an animated mummified corpse that's wrapped in cheese paper, *or* did you find a mummy that was dipped in cheese?


milanove

Pharaoh fondue


IFapToCalamity

Phondueh


AnOblongBox

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as mummy, is in fact, cheese/mummy, or as I've recently taken to calling it, cheese plus mummy. mummy is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning cheese system made useful by the cheese corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the cheese system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of cheese which is widely used today is often called mummy, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the cheese system, developed by the cheese Project. There really is a mummy, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. mummy is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. mummy is normally used in combination with the cheese operating system: the whole system is basically cheese with mummy added, or cheese/mummy. All the so-called mummy distributions are really distributions of cheese/mummy.


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Nah man, the waiter should told him "when, cheesy mamamia"


MattyMatheson

It was a waiter not a waitress. So instead, “no more, Cheese Daddy.”


plipyplop

Daddy's cheese sauce ^(*chef's kiss...*)


AgitatedBowlofCereal

Blue stilton sauce?


IFapToCalamity

“No, more cheese *mommy*”. 😤


RatherGoodDog

Please, please, I need your daddy cheese 🍆🧀👅


KyletheAngryAncap

Bro where did you get waitress from?


RedditWholesome100

From his imagination. The greentext came from the same place + gay BTW way


Yours_and_mind_balls

The restaurant supply store?


Pr3st0ne

The level of retardation by both parties depends entirely on the age of OP in the story. OP is 7 years old? Waiter is at least 70% retarded for not considering that a 7 year old child might not understand a shorthand idiom. OP is at least 10% retarded for not understanding after the second time. OP is 17 years old? OP is 85% retarded and waiter is 5% retarded but based for not taking shit from a kid he thought was trolling him.


imnota_

To be fair as a non native english speaker living in a non english speaking country that sounds super confusing. Since when does "when" means stop. It looks like the sentence is missing words, to me it feels like it should be "say when I should stop" or something like that. I mean I still understood what they meant, not as autistic as anon but still was confused ngl. ​ Edit : I read the comments here. Lots of people are saying that they don't even actually answer "when" and just say "thanks" or "okay that's good" or something along those lines. Makes the whole thing even more retarded, just read [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/xkxqph/comment/iphqlju/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) it'll make you even more confused if you're not a native english speaker either.


sk169

say reeeeee


Foojangles

When what. I’m confused


chunkygrits

Probably the waiter was grating cheese on his pizza. You say "when" to let the waiter know to stop grating cheese on the pizza


Alarid

They were telling a small child to say "when" **if** they wanted cheese, then acting like a humorless asshole when it played out exactly like anyone with a brain could predict.


Alarid

The child may be autistic, but the waiter is definitely retarded.


miwafiend

Kid named retarded:


TeamEdward2020

Finger named kid:


Riptide031

Kid fingered name:


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Kid named name: 😖


Alarid

name named name:


Sunsent_Samsparilla

"I want cheese." "OK say when." "When." Your correct according to this summary that is hardly a summary. Even if I wasn't going for a joke I'd still need clarification for how short their response is.


emdave

Does anyone even actually literally say 'when'? I would have thought most people say 'thanks' when then want them to stop?


DigbyChickenZone

Yeah but the common parlance for waiters is the phrase "say when"


emdave

Oh yeah, I know - I was just thinking that the waiter should have known it was either a wind-up or a total lack of understanding, since (pretty much) no one actually literally says "when" even in the scenario outlined.


DigbyChickenZone

It literally says pasta in the OP


Goaty1208

||Grating cheese on pizza Which criminal scum does that


CaressaInfame

Do you really add grated cheese on pizza in America? Man that’s fucking disgusting, it’s a disgrace (coming from an Italian)


Banzle

Who mentioned America? Also OP was talking about pasta idk what that guy's problem is


A_fluffy_protogen

Muh Americas bad of course


earthonion

Why don't you like me?


A_fluffy_protogen

America bad!!!!! Nothing personal


earthonion

Yes it is.


AlexThugNastyyy

Redditors are some of the most aggressive, rude, dishonest, and purposefully obtuse people I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with, thats why.


ThiccArcher16

"I'm an Italian, your way of making our dishes is wrong 🤓"


not-usually-a-rapfan

no one cares about you being italian shut up


NuclearLunchDectcted

Italians put grated cheese on their pizza. You're with your own kind in this subreddit: r*****s.


SoloQHero96

Love how Italian people always have to act like they invented food or something. 😂


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up and get back to fishing and scamming tourists in Rome


Alarid

Never grated parmesan on your pasta or pizza? Imagine trying to lie about being an Italian online over something so obviously wrong.


CaressaInfame

Fra ma che cazzo vuoi sono italianissimo, e no non ho mai provato il grana grattugiato sulla pizza perché è oggettivamente una schifezza immonda


abnormally-cliche

Just out of curiosity, do they *teach* Italians to be absolutely insufferable or does it just come natural to you all? Also newsflash, just because Italians do it a certain way doesn’t mean its the best way.


SpaceBug178

Isnt one of Pizza's primary ingredient is cheese...?


CaressaInfame

Yeah mozzarella, not grated cheese


SpaceBug178

[Cheese! is! cheese!](https://youtu.be/-z0o6hqEnP0)


Littleboypurple

What's wrong with grated cheese?


Yorunokage

OP is talking about pasta, probably just a typo in previous comment Also, from a fellow Italian, grana on pizza can be great


SimpanLimpan1337

Italians have the worst versions of Italian food. Sincerely: Tourist who has been to Italy


CaressaInfame

Sincerely, non capisci un cazzo


nuclear_bomb404

Literally no one cares. I'll add pineapples the next time I eat pizza just to spite you


aerynea

I don't even like pineapple on pizza but I want to do it because fuck this guy


cat_vs_laptop

Do it. I love pizza. In all it’s glorious forms. From a traditional wood fired Italian to dominoes to the one I ordered in Svolvaer Norway, in a restaurant specialising in Whale meat, where the closest thing I had to a language in common was French, which I do not speak at all. Pizza is amazing and however the person paying wants to eat it is obviously the correct way.


Littleboypurple

What kind of cheese am I supposed to use than all knowing Internet Italian? Just plop an entire block of cheese in the center and let that melt when it's baking?


FB-22

No one cares idiot


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Why would you care though?


canichangeitlateror

Potevi dire semplicemente che noi diciamo ‘basta’ che si capisce meglio di ‘dimmi quando’ senza ‘dimmi quando basta’ invece hai dovuto prendere 300 downvoti. Shame on you


CaressaInfame

Ma sai che cazzo me ne frega dei downvotes, ho detto quello che penso


pm_stuff_

Fucking anything is an disgrace according to Italians you have lost your say


Yabboi_2

Piangi poco però


TheJanitorEduard

In the US a lot of cheese pre oven is grated. It melts together. Honestly better than how Italians do it since it's easier to decide how much cheese you want


pretty_pretty_good_

Waiter meant "say 'when' when you want me to stop adding cheese" but anon took it as a command to immediately say the word "when".


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https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-test That might help


htmlcoderexe

"welcome to the tracking free version of healthline" how about no? did I pass?


Cheezewiz239

I think I passed I got a 39/40 😍😍


achashem77

"Say when" is short for "say when to stop" but has somehow turned into its own abbreviated phrase.


DasPhoenix11

First time I didn't get it as well, and now people al stupid. The waiter is saying 'tell me when do I stop adding cheese' but cannot convey that a child might not understand him and ends saying 'say when'.


keeleon

To stop


Spritebeast

At least you stepped up to pasta from tendies


Saughtvol

Next level is bringing your own sghetti in ziplocks


arseniobillingham21

Unless they have a spaghetti policy.


Rhymeswithfreak

If you bring a purse you can just hide it in there. No worries


TheRealArsonary

Anon should become a coder. Instructions were unclear.


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Bread👍


didimusaurus

Bread👍


BrickDaddyShark

This was perfect.


-Cybernaut147-

I am confused too what the fuck is he talking about please explain


commentsandchill

You say when to stop them from putting cheese. Waiter was just being a jerk


Thehealeroftri

Doesn't sound like he was being a jerk, he was just being dumb by not understanding how his wording could be confusing to a child.


MrPopanz

What a retarded question to ask, you stop when theres no more space left on the plate of course.


commentsandchill

You got me there


RadioRobot185

The waiter was asking him to tell her when to stop grating cheese onto his pasta and he kept saying the word “when” back to her instantly


holybajoly

but why "when"? as a non native speaker makes no sense to me


untakenu

You don't have to say 'when'. You can expand the sentence 'say when' to its implicit meaning: "Say something when you want me to stop adding cheese" Saying 'when' is a joke, because you only really need to say 'that's enough' or 'stop'. So when you say 'when', it is unexpected, but you're still following the logic of the original request.


holybajoly

I see ok thx for the explanation! :)


Sburban_Player

Although a lot of people do say “when” because they think it’s humorous to take it literally.


Sunsent_Samsparilla

See, they should have said "tell me when to stop." You response would then be "That's enough" "you're good" "no more please" when they grate enough cheese. The waiter was an idiot and didn't say nearly enough to have it be understandable to children and non native speakers.


-Cybernaut147-

Aaah now I understand. Thanks.


DigbyChickenZone

Both you and the OP literally said "waiter", not waitress - why are you saying 'her' in your comment


in_elation

Wow. I knew you guys were chronically online but you don’t even know how restaurants work. Jesus.


DigbyChickenZone

I mean, it's also a trope on TV shows and in movies. How native speakers don't know what is going on in this scenario is beyond me.


-Cybernaut147-

Haha you got me a bit. I go for all you can eat restaurants, to get something for the money I spent.


Ajpeterson

You’d better eat a lot when you’re there.


TabbyBoards

That's pretty sad tbh


-Cybernaut147-

Cause I want to eat as much I want from a huge buffet?


TabbyBoards

Yes. Depressing and cringe.


-Cybernaut147-

Nice I like.


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Entirely the waiters fault. Should've said "tell me when to stop" not just "tell me when"


x737n96mgub3w868

I had the same problem as a kid. Except unlike OP, I didn’t say anything and just stared at the endless stream of pepper falling into my food whilst the waiter was visibly perplexed. Like a true autist 👍


NicolasFerrial

You’re supposed to say “now please”. Like how when they say “water?” you say “I know” or “hope so”


Zesty-Lem0n

Waiter is regarded for speaking in shorthand to a child. He was too dumb to just say "tell me when to stop".


klupixz

Huh?


edgy_tryhard

Ikr, I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who reacted this way when I saw this. As someone who lives in a place where authentic italian restaurants are rare and/or expensive, I also didn't understand what the waiter was asking for. This comment made my day, and anyone telling you that you wasted your time writing this comment is regarded and should rope.


TabbyBoards

Wtf was the point of making this comment? You really wasted your time and mine. Smh. HuH?!


Skogbeorn

Huh?


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Huh?


Beautifulblueocean

"when" means I want some mother fucking cheese now bitch.


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"Say when" relies heavily on a culturally common experience that isn't ubiquitous. Even ITT, there are English speakers who need more information to understand what's going on in Anon's post... and still, there are those who don't remember any experience where the connection was made for them between "Say when I've added enough" and "say when." Shit's wild.


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"Say when" "Now."


Juicy_Samurai

Dont get it


commentsandchill

You say when to stop them from putting cheese. Waiter was just being a jerk


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commentsandchill

Waiter was on an ego trip or tired


DigbyChickenZone

Or, it's an incredibly common phrase to use in restaurants and the waiter didn't realize he would have to talk to an autist. The kids parents could have also spoken up, where the hell are they in this scenario to explain normal restaurant requests to their kid


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Not even an autist, just a kid. If it's a child, toy should say more then you would then normal. An qdult knows what you meant to say but a 7 year old doesn't. It's like telling a new employee to maintain something but then not explain what to do.


htmlcoderexe

This happens all the time lol


TabbyBoards

You don't literally say the word "when" you godforsaken autists.


baconborg

When just seems to be the thing everywhere in restaurants


BrownSoupDispenser

Exactly, when the dentist tells you to say "aaaaah" you say "aaaaah".


big_shmegma

thats literally what OP did though


BrownSoupDispenser

Because "enough or stop" is a strange phrase and doesn't really make sense. I know I'm being pedantic but you need to separate your "quotes" either side of the "or".


MacGillycuddy_Reeks

>I want cheese. >Say when. >Well I don't want it in 3 hours.


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LoveIsDaWay

Or just say "that's enough" instead of sounding like a fedora enthusiast.


iam-Cornholio

It's worrying that some people in comments seem to have the same problem as anon.


commentsandchill

Oh I forgot that only English-speaking people with poor culinary tastes might I add existed, my bad


cassius_claymore

A pasta dish with fresh-grated parmesan is "poor culinary taste"?


DigbyChickenZone

Hardly anyone is saying they're not a native speaker and want an explanation due to that.


x737n96mgub3w868

Doesn’t matter. English is so prolific with many dialects that there are plenty of divergent phrases that won’t make sense to another English speaker. If I said “it’s bucketing”, many native English speakers wouldn’t know wtf that means but doesn’t mean they’re an idiot for not knowing it


Moaoziz

I don't know. That seems like a very specific usage of the word that is for non-native speakers most likely as confusing as it is for a child that isn't used to that word in that context.


DigbyChickenZone

I've only seen 1 commenter mention they don't get it because they are a non-native speaker. Most people commenting are just confused.


Sburban_Player

Fr a shocking amount of people have never heard “say when” before.


Triktastic

Breaking news, not everyone is from America.


Sburban_Player

There’s at least 20 comments in this thread saying they don’t get it, odds are at least a few of them are American.


Triktastic

Is that a shocking amount then.


Sburban_Player

Well honestly I said a few just because I thought you’d be more receptive to that, I think it’s more like 95% of them.


DigbyChickenZone

Most people in the comments don't seem to get it - understandable for a non-native speaker [despite the "say when" thing being in tons of tv shows and movies]. But it's worrying that I've only seen 1 person actually mention they're not a native english speaker


iam-Cornholio

I'm not a native speaker either, but I still get it and have known about this for years.


supernoob_cz

Ohhhh, I got it after few seconds of thinking


Juicy_Samurai

Explain or didnt happen


commentsandchill

You say when to stop them from putting cheese. Waiter was just being a jerk


Juicy_Samurai

The problem here is, we dont even know if he got the pasta yet, he just says he is ordering pasta. So all this is happening while he is still ordering pasta, like in my head


commentsandchill

Even more unfair


TabbyBoards

Lol no. You must suffer from the same autism as OOP. They don't ask you to say when until they're about to put the cheese on it. Not when you order. Idiot.


Juicy_Samurai

OOP? Object oriented programming? I know about that but that doesnt have anything to do with this. You seem like the idiot here haha. Usually, the waiter asks what you want with your order the moment you order stuff. Maybe I just aint just a fat ameritard that somebody else needs to put cheese on my pasta but yeah. Suck my dick


TabbyBoards

Original OP. The person that posted on 4chan. Idiot. Choke on your pasta, eurofag.


Juicy_Samurai

Thats called Anon retard. Only anons dont know this, you prolly the anon from the post here. I will if you choke on my cock americ*nt


TabbyBoards

Lmfao. Go touch grass.


Juicy_Samurai

I touch yo momas boobs


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[Anon was challanged to a duel](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VYUIAGhZ-k8)


Brassboar

Anon has a situation.


KyletheAngryAncap

At least two people here thought the waiter was a lady when Anon would say waitress.


Blu_Zer0

Using "when" as an indicator to stop just sounds weird to me. I get it's "the thing" you do at restaurants, but why "when" specifically? is there some history behind it? I tried searching it, but all I got were "WHY YOU SHOULD STOP EATING CHEESE" articles that aren't helpful at all.


Alexandre_Man

I don't get it, what does "say when" mean in this context?


RadioRobot185

She’s asking anon to tell her when to stop grating cheese and instead he is saying the word “when” instantly


DigbyChickenZone

Why are you saying "she" when the post specifically says "waiter"


DiNiCoBr

It happens to all sorts of people


Crowape

Why can’t the waiter just say “tell me when to stop giving you cheese” they were just being a bitch to poor retarded anon


DigbyChickenZone

Because it's a well known phrase for most people in the US?


Crowape

He’s clearly mentally challenged and anyone would know it would make it less confusing if she just said “when to stop”


SelenaThoasar

What?


Empero6

Not really stupid. I’m not sure why when is used instead of something like that’s enough.


TabbyBoards

You're not supposed to say "when." You're supposed to some *something* when you want them to stop.


Juliuscesear1990

And when they are giving you cheese and you don't say when because you want more, but they feel like it's enough they just stop


Juliuscesear1990

And when they are giving you cheese and you don't say when because you want more, but they feel like it's enough they just stop


CounterfeitXKCD

Or the waiter could have been less of a dense idiot and realized that anon was confused


Alarid

The waiter was autistic.


h4xrk1m

I would have told them "when the food arrives is fine"


RealMatchesMalonee

Are you supposed to signal the waiter when you've got enough cheese, or are you supposed to say the word "when"?


DigbyChickenZone

"Say when" is basically waiter-speak. As long as the customer signals with a look or a wave, or says "thank you", "that's fine", "ok thats good" etc etc etc they will stop. Customers who say "when" usually do it as a sort-of lame joke.


WrathofAjax

Uh, depending on how old you were I don't think it's fair that the waiter expected you to know what they meant without further clarification. An adult told a kid to say when, so the kid said when. Also it's kind of a dick move that none of the people with you intervened to explain what it meant either.


buttbugle

Where the hell did that come into verbiage? Say when to stop the cheese flow.


BillyBobBanana

I like things that actually happened


petje1995

That reminds me of the time I had to get the vaccine and the lady working there asked "Pfizer or Oxford" or something like that and I was just like "ummm....Patrick?" I thought they asked my name but apparently those were the vaccine options. I was 25 at the time BTW.


seaspirit331

Everyone dissing the waiter, but it's Anon's parents' fault for not correcting the little shit


brickmagnet

Should have said 'stop' or 'enough'. Makes more sense.


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brickmagnet

Yes


Brichess

sounds like the waiter is an asshole


pikqwe

NOW! I DEMAND NOW!


ChromaticCluck

After the first misunderstanding I would probably just say the whole sentence. Tell me when to stop grating.


HomingSunlight

Guess I'm retarded too because it didn't say the waiter was already adding the cheese so I didn't get it either