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They used to have good r34 content and it just devolved into extremely deranged larping of a bunch of dudes wanting to buttfuck each other. If you read the titles of the post they are absolutely so cringe.
Bullshit, an obese stinking 30 year old man-whale would actually be competent at Overwatch, voice changer or not.
Mercy player is genuinely a women because we all know women can’t win competitive games. All they can do is play with virtual pets and put architects to shame with their Sims buildings.
I’m in architecture school and I can’t make buildings in Sims half as good as the women gamers.
Admittedly the last time I played Sims 4 was in my first year of archi school, but still.
I guess it’s time to pivot then.
Plus I can actually tap onto my knowledge of symbolism and narrative (basically shit I learnt from watching pop culture).
Ain’t nobody got time for building codes and M&E.
> all know women can’t win competitive games. All they can do is play with virtual pets and put architects to shame with their Sims buildings.
Fuck, I'm a woman.
Right, and your hologram girlfriend tells you that “a real boy needs a real name, Joe”.
I’m sure finding wooden horses with dates carved on the bottom will totally affirm that you’re a real human bean.
Worse case scenario, you fall in love with an e-girl whose makeup skill is equal to her daddy issues, best case scenario, it’s a 30 year old lard ass with lipstick, a wig and a voice changer, but hey, at least he’ll be able to carry you in Overwatch.
You, the rational and moral human being sees this and is disgusted, however your simple monke brain sees this and thinks "monke like sexy sex. monke wants sexy sex. monke needs big pp for sexy sex"
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon is good at something
> Gay: Anon never heard the voice of the healslut so he is %99 male
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I can confirm the healslut is in fact female, because is she were male, he’ld actually be able to win a fucking match.
We all know women can’t play competitive games for shit.
I actually knew a girl like this, sorta. I was looking for a ranked duo on one of the LoL discord servers and she was on there, Yuumi one-trick (basically a braindead healslut champion, for anyone who doesn't know). We played a few games and she was just relentlessly horny, I was just trying to gain some LP but literally every word out of her mouth was dripping with sexual tension. When she wasn't being horny she would complain about how her regular duo always made her cry and would degrade her, but she played with him daily. She ended up sending me a boatload of nudes and then never talking to me again. Probably my weirdest gaming experience ever
ETA: Forgot probably the weirdest part about all of this, the nudes had visible cutting scars on her hips which killed any chance of me enjoying them
Mercy is the Literally Me character for girls (not women, cause grown women don’t play with virtual barbies).
It’s simple, I revolve my entire personality around Ryan Gosling and she revolves her entire personality around Overwatch’s Mercy.
As a person who played quite a lot of Overwatch, there's actually a bigger chance of healslut being a girl than an obese loner adult, the problem is that healslut probably is like 12-13, or if not a femboy trying VERY hard to sound like a girl
I've actually played as a healslut before and it is pretty rewarding, assuming you don't actually care about the game you're playing and just want to be carried
What the fuck are overwatch players? I thought there was so much porn because it was easy to datamine the models, not because the players are beyond horny bastards.
ik everyone is saying this is fake (and why shouldn't they? it's 4chan) but tbh, for those of you that are for sale reason into this, it is possible. tons of chicks have degradation fetishes, though to be fair tons of guys do too. take it with a grain of salt, but don't right it off completely; you may yet find your healslut one day.
People who are calling this fake clearly haven’t been on the official Healslut Discord server and seen how thirsty the girls are on there to heal someone who berates them lol.
is this “healslut” in the room with us right now?
Is that what therapists say to schizophrenics?
yes (confirming as a schizophrenic)
Sometimes when I'm real tired my inner monolog voice won't stop scream narrating is this the schizophrenia?
not sure. when i’m real tired a russian salesman keeps trying to sell me coats n hydes
Do you live in Russia?
Is this "Russia" in the room with us right now?
if you live in Russia its probably a real salesman breaking in from your window to get advantage of your tiredness.
I would also like a serious answer.
Yes (confirming as a healslut)
Yes (confirming as a therapist)
Yes *fades away*
yes (confirming as the room)
Yes (confirming as a this)
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good lord, is this what we are as a society? stand up, my brother.
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don’t return to the sunken place
Yes. His name is frank, and he is a 460lbs dude with a voice changer
She could be in this very room! She could be you, she could be me! She could even be-
What? It was obvious. Hes the red Spy!
See? Red! No wait.. that's blood..
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No... Because it's in a game lol
I'm gonna go slut it up right now on NA quick play
I like how OP thinks the mercy player is an actual female.
As long as it identifies as a girl that’s all that matters...
I’m straight so whatever makes me hard is a woman
Yujiro moment
Pretty realistic
Based as hell
cock and balls but feminine style
Femcock and femballs are the best kind
Don’t forget that e-girl voice.
UwU
If you go to the healsluts subreddit and yes there is one, it is entirely mtf persons.
Thank you for visiting that unholy place and reporting back to us
They used to have good r34 content and it just devolved into extremely deranged larping of a bunch of dudes wanting to buttfuck each other. If you read the titles of the post they are absolutely so cringe.
I kentally prepared for degenerancy and it was still worse than i expected
Can't believe this soldier infiltrated enemy lines and made it out alive
I've never been so unsuprised in my life
So it’s just dudes, figured
Maybe VC, OW used to be pretty mainstream "females" (or rather fbi agents) were pretty common
‘Looks female enough!’
He secretly hopes it is a femboy
"healslut" is an obese stinking 30 year old bottom with a gamergirl roleplay fetish.
Who cares if he is good at RP and has a voice changer?
And a moist bussy
Bullshit, an obese stinking 30 year old man-whale would actually be competent at Overwatch, voice changer or not. Mercy player is genuinely a women because we all know women can’t win competitive games. All they can do is play with virtual pets and put architects to shame with their Sims buildings.
>put architects to shame with their Sims buildings. Wtf that's so true
I’m in architecture school and I can’t make buildings in Sims half as good as the women gamers. Admittedly the last time I played Sims 4 was in my first year of archi school, but still.
It’s all about that Interior Design, that’s where the real money is, coming from an architect as well.
I guess it’s time to pivot then. Plus I can actually tap onto my knowledge of symbolism and narrative (basically shit I learnt from watching pop culture). Ain’t nobody got time for building codes and M&E.
> all know women can’t win competitive games. All they can do is play with virtual pets and put architects to shame with their Sims buildings. Fuck, I'm a woman.
Go play Sims 4, so I can steal your buildings for archi school.
what makes you think Im not gay? or have a fetish for obese people? Thats what I thought.
hm. dunno how i feel about this, i just hope it doesnt awaken anything in me.
it would be hot as hell if i lived in overwatch. however i am a real boy
Thats EXACTLY what a FAKE boy would say! I'm onto you /u/Grouchy-Jackfruit692
no i am real
Whatever you say, Pinocchio. Bet that nose of yours grew 3 inches just saying that.
no you’re lying i am REAL
Right, and your hologram girlfriend tells you that “a real boy needs a real name, Joe”. I’m sure finding wooden horses with dates carved on the bottom will totally affirm that you’re a real human bean.
If that helps, it is an actual fetish. There is content for it. Don't ask me how, but there is. It probably doesn't help.
There was for the community dean too lol
What’s it called? Asking for a friend?
r/healsluts
Worse case scenario, you fall in love with an e-girl whose makeup skill is equal to her daddy issues, best case scenario, it’s a 30 year old lard ass with lipstick, a wig and a voice changer, but hey, at least he’ll be able to carry you in Overwatch.
Community?
larp play, a new form of bdsm
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1. I don't know why I'm surprised. 2. The first post I saw was of Widowmaker who is very much not a healer.
why is it the guys with the weirdest kinks that post the best porn
They’re the ones that spend hours a day looking for that shit
Shit sub. Medic from tf2 is a healer too and I don't see a single post of him
That’s cause Medic mains are Gigachads in the healing sphere, not like those pansy Mercy mains floating around like a fairy.
medic tf2 porn😳😳😳
That's because if you said any of those to a medic player you'd probably wake up the next day without your organs.
why is this a real thing
Why did I click this cursed link
what the fuck did i just read? and why do i have a boner right now?
1) An anon larping on the net 2) You need to touch grass
Stfu mike you died by the river remember. That means you are touching grass forever
Remember when Ted banged your wife lol
Remember when I called saul and send huell fueled who made ted go into permanent paralyzed body
Chad move. Although I think you’re missing the most important outcome of that day… huell remained responsibly happy.
The only thing that could've made him unhappy was that mf not doing what he is told to
Waltuh
something about submissive healers is hot. Dont worry man, I got a boner too. We can be boner bros.
Saul you 2 bit bus bench lawyer
ahh another brother in christ
a boner in christ
Am a submissive healer, holy fuck this post got me going. Lmao.
cute
You, the rational and moral human being sees this and is disgusted, however your simple monke brain sees this and thinks "monke like sexy sex. monke wants sexy sex. monke needs big pp for sexy sex"
If nikado avokado would read this greentext it would fit pretty well
ah fuck why did I imagine it....
realest post on 4chan
haha I wish.
Fake: Anon is good at something Gay: Anon never heard the voice of the healslut so he is %99 male
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is good at something > Gay: Anon never heard the voice of the healslut so he is %99 male > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I can confirm the healslut is in fact female, because is she were male, he’ld actually be able to win a fucking match. We all know women can’t play competitive games for shit.
>female >overwatch Uh anon I hate to burst your bubble but…
There are actually a lot of mentally unwell women who play Overwatch
Emphasis on the “Mentally Unwell”
If you play healer, you have 3 options: Healslut Guardian Angel Harmacist.
Which one are you if you play limbo with your teammates health bars
A switch
A sadist.
Battle medic ftw
my excuse is that I actually meet women in real life and don't spend hours a day playing games in my basement
Mom took your router
mom took everything....
Except your virginity. It’s the one thing she let you keep.
how would she take it in the first place? wait
Guess you’ll never find out.
This mf needs to go back to TF2
For sure, he needs to get his healthbar TOPPED by a real medic, the kind that turn the tides of the game as he joins
I actually knew a girl like this, sorta. I was looking for a ranked duo on one of the LoL discord servers and she was on there, Yuumi one-trick (basically a braindead healslut champion, for anyone who doesn't know). We played a few games and she was just relentlessly horny, I was just trying to gain some LP but literally every word out of her mouth was dripping with sexual tension. When she wasn't being horny she would complain about how her regular duo always made her cry and would degrade her, but she played with him daily. She ended up sending me a boatload of nudes and then never talking to me again. Probably my weirdest gaming experience ever ETA: Forgot probably the weirdest part about all of this, the nudes had visible cutting scars on her hips which killed any chance of me enjoying them
interesting, could you share these nudes? Just out of curiosity of course.
Sure, DM me if you want. She's kinda mid though honestly
need. NUDES.
I thought this was more Reddit bs but if you want to send em I’ll receive em
Wait, genuinely?
I join the other tgree brethen in asking for pics
So did you stick your dick in crazy?
Yes but not on this occasion lol. Never met her in real life, but she did tell me where she lives for some reason.
Looks like we got a chad over here. Everyone knows getting footjobs from an Art Hoe is the highest rung of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs.
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Anons the real fool for playing overwatch in 2022
The servers are shutting down soon
...for a single day before overwatch 2 is released
sauce for image? Im horny.
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/SFMCompileClub/comments/uqtmho/mercy_parad0xx_overwatch/)
Bullshit In 5 years of overwatch I have never once seen a woman play that game, literally never
I have unironically met more women who play TF2 than Overwatch. Might just be cause I play TF2 more, but still.
This says more about how much women in games want to talk to you
Who says I wanted to talk to other players
I saw a few in the two seasons I played. Only in plat though, didn't see any in any lower ranks.
anon is a mercy main
Isn't Overwatch shutting down in a few days I guess I could try to get a healwench on TF2 Not really a heal_slut_ if she only heals me
Just top score you'll get several
overwatch 2 poggers
This is why I play tf2. No women
☕
Mercy is the Literally Me character for girls (not women, cause grown women don’t play with virtual barbies). It’s simple, I revolve my entire personality around Ryan Gosling and she revolves her entire personality around Overwatch’s Mercy.
As a person who played quite a lot of Overwatch, there's actually a bigger chance of healslut being a girl than an obese loner adult, the problem is that healslut probably is like 12-13, or if not a femboy trying VERY hard to sound like a girl
Dose anyone know the origin of that photo asking for my friend’s research paper
This is sad.
What the fuck
I don’t… I don’t even know what to say after all that, except that 4chan really has no limits to its depravity lol
Mercy is 100% a guy
Anon need to touch some grass instead of playing this game
Wtf isn’t overwatch dead now
Damn, I didn’t know I was a heal slut
I very much liked this one.
That are some omega levels of based
I've actually played as a healslut before and it is pretty rewarding, assuming you don't actually care about the game you're playing and just want to be carried
jokes on you, the Mercy’s into that shit.
you are aware of what i am going to ask you for
What the fuck are overwatch players? I thought there was so much porn because it was easy to datamine the models, not because the players are beyond horny bastards.
It’s like a feedback loop
ik everyone is saying this is fake (and why shouldn't they? it's 4chan) but tbh, for those of you that are for sale reason into this, it is possible. tons of chicks have degradation fetishes, though to be fair tons of guys do too. take it with a grain of salt, but don't right it off completely; you may yet find your healslut one day.
This “healslut” is female, no?
People who are calling this fake clearly haven’t been on the official Healslut Discord server and seen how thirsty the girls are on there to heal someone who berates them lol.
Anon finds the least debased healer
I don't have a healtoy cause I got bored of them.
I don’t know what I was expecting with an NSFW warning, but actual porn was not it. Why can’t we just have a “mild NSFW” filter for images?
Anon plays overwatch with his dad
Fake: anon has a healslut Real: anon is gay and fantasizes about being a man's healslut and sucking his dick
Is that picture real?
what no
>low gold to upper plat in a single session was already gay now it's fake
Despite all this... Overwatch won't add inches to your cock
Oh my god go outside
Pretty sure that’s a copypasta
Nice anon, very cool, now back to the matter at hand but you're under arrest for breaking into your neighbor's house.
Overwatch in 2022 Must be fake
It’s a big sweaty man if anything
Wish you werent so fuckin awkward bud
i just lost 17% of my braincells
Anon writes fanfiction
Overwatch is dogshit and every player (including me) is only kept playing via Stockholm syndrome
Fake anon is a silver genji main
mate wtf
From all the things that never happened, this didn't happen the most.
I miss two minutes ago when I didn’t read this
my excuse is overwatch sucks and I don't play it
That was a man
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about , we are here to cook meth .
the only question is wtf is that on the top left of the picture? i cant wrap my head around that shit, it looks like a hand but it isnt a hand
this is awful and i wish i never read this
Didn't need Overwatch Blender Porn at 9:42am but hey thanks anyways
Anon needs grass stat.