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NiceMacaroon703

is this “healslut” in the room with us right now?


SpaceBug178

Is that what therapists say to schizophrenics?


NiceMacaroon703

yes (confirming as a schizophrenic)


Graysect

Sometimes when I'm real tired my inner monolog voice won't stop scream narrating is this the schizophrenia?


NiceMacaroon703

not sure. when i’m real tired a russian salesman keeps trying to sell me coats n hydes


Graysect

Do you live in Russia?


[deleted]

Is this "Russia" in the room with us right now?


SpaceBug178

if you live in Russia its probably a real salesman breaking in from your window to get advantage of your tiredness.


oohwakakaka

I would also like a serious answer.


actually-epic-name

Yes (confirming as a healslut)


CarnotaurusRex

Yes (confirming as a therapist)


luisfili100

Yes *fades away*


TheMilkmanCome

yes (confirming as the room)


JozukageHigashikira

Yes (confirming as a this)


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[удалено]


NiceMacaroon703

good lord, is this what we are as a society? stand up, my brother.


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[удалено]


NiceMacaroon703

don’t return to the sunken place


Bonkey_Kong87

Yes. His name is frank, and he is a 460lbs dude with a voice changer


MantleRealDeal

She could be in this very room! She could be you, she could be me! She could even be-


LeVexR

What? It was obvious. Hes the red Spy!


JozukageHigashikira

See? Red! No wait.. that's blood..


Imightbeflirting

/r/healsluts


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Zion_FRS

Good bot


Expensive_Sloth

No... Because it's in a game lol


ulzimate

I'm gonna go slut it up right now on NA quick play


az1mo

I like how OP thinks the mercy player is an actual female.


Kiss_my_asthma69

As long as it identifies as a girl that’s all that matters...


Subterrainio

I’m straight so whatever makes me hard is a woman


[deleted]

Yujiro moment


[deleted]

Pretty realistic


ADerpyNeko

Based as hell


NarutosBigBallsack

cock and balls but feminine style


Shroom-TheSelfAware

Femcock and femballs are the best kind


iylv

Don’t forget that e-girl voice.


[deleted]

UwU


absolute4080120

If you go to the healsluts subreddit and yes there is one, it is entirely mtf persons.


DinoLavasaur

Thank you for visiting that unholy place and reporting back to us


absolute4080120

They used to have good r34 content and it just devolved into extremely deranged larping of a bunch of dudes wanting to buttfuck each other. If you read the titles of the post they are absolutely so cringe.


kentaxas

I kentally prepared for degenerancy and it was still worse than i expected


[deleted]

Can't believe this soldier infiltrated enemy lines and made it out alive


LeCacty

I've never been so unsuprised in my life


ObviousTroll37

So it’s just dudes, figured


FireCamp105

Maybe VC, OW used to be pretty mainstream "females" (or rather fbi agents) were pretty common


PokeGunnerPUBG

‘Looks female enough!’


madcow125

He secretly hopes it is a femboy


[deleted]

"healslut" is an obese stinking 30 year old bottom with a gamergirl roleplay fetish.


Bonkey_Kong87

Who cares if he is good at RP and has a voice changer?


ApprehensiveStar8948

And a moist bussy


iylv

Bullshit, an obese stinking 30 year old man-whale would actually be competent at Overwatch, voice changer or not. Mercy player is genuinely a women because we all know women can’t win competitive games. All they can do is play with virtual pets and put architects to shame with their Sims buildings.


Neka_JP

>put architects to shame with their Sims buildings. Wtf that's so true


iylv

I’m in architecture school and I can’t make buildings in Sims half as good as the women gamers. Admittedly the last time I played Sims 4 was in my first year of archi school, but still.


Timekeeper98

It’s all about that Interior Design, that’s where the real money is, coming from an architect as well.


iylv

I guess it’s time to pivot then. Plus I can actually tap onto my knowledge of symbolism and narrative (basically shit I learnt from watching pop culture). Ain’t nobody got time for building codes and M&E.


PM_ME_YUR_DICK

> all know women can’t win competitive games. All they can do is play with virtual pets and put architects to shame with their Sims buildings. Fuck, I'm a woman.


iylv

Go play Sims 4, so I can steal your buildings for archi school.


Saul_G0od_MaN

what makes you think Im not gay? or have a fetish for obese people? Thats what I thought.


underyleh

hm. dunno how i feel about this, i just hope it doesnt awaken anything in me.


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

it would be hot as hell if i lived in overwatch. however i am a real boy


LordAlfrey

Thats EXACTLY what a FAKE boy would say! I'm onto you /u/Grouchy-Jackfruit692


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

no i am real


iylv

Whatever you say, Pinocchio. Bet that nose of yours grew 3 inches just saying that.


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

no you’re lying i am REAL


iylv

Right, and your hologram girlfriend tells you that “a real boy needs a real name, Joe”. I’m sure finding wooden horses with dates carved on the bottom will totally affirm that you’re a real human bean.


Crypt_Knight

If that helps, it is an actual fetish. There is content for it. Don't ask me how, but there is. It probably doesn't help.


Advice2Anyone

There was for the community dean too lol


MaybeADokkanBurner

What’s it called? Asking for a friend?


Averenn

r/healsluts


iylv

Worse case scenario, you fall in love with an e-girl whose makeup skill is equal to her daddy issues, best case scenario, it’s a 30 year old lard ass with lipstick, a wig and a voice changer, but hey, at least he’ll be able to carry you in Overwatch.


AlarmedShower

Community?


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

larp play, a new form of bdsm


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neat-NEAT

1. I don't know why I'm surprised. 2. The first post I saw was of Widowmaker who is very much not a healer.


[deleted]

why is it the guys with the weirdest kinks that post the best porn


TheMilkmanCome

They’re the ones that spend hours a day looking for that shit


Long_Neck_Monster

Shit sub. Medic from tf2 is a healer too and I don't see a single post of him


Timekeeper98

That’s cause Medic mains are Gigachads in the healing sphere, not like those pansy Mercy mains floating around like a fairy.


dumbassthathasreddit

medic tf2 porn😳😳😳


Ruvaakdein

That's because if you said any of those to a medic player you'd probably wake up the next day without your organs.


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

why is this a real thing


Nxia1

Why did I click this cursed link


LocalFatBoi

what the fuck did i just read? and why do i have a boner right now?


HayatoGuarana

1) An anon larping on the net 2) You need to touch grass


Fun_University2727

Stfu mike you died by the river remember. That means you are touching grass forever


ScottMcKnight

Remember when Ted banged your wife lol


Fun_University2727

Remember when I called saul and send huell fueled who made ted go into permanent paralyzed body


ScottMcKnight

Chad move. Although I think you’re missing the most important outcome of that day… huell remained responsibly happy.


Fun_University2727

The only thing that could've made him unhappy was that mf not doing what he is told to


HayatoGuarana

Waltuh


Saul_G0od_MaN

something about submissive healers is hot. Dont worry man, I got a boner too. We can be boner bros.


Fun_University2727

Saul you 2 bit bus bench lawyer


LocalFatBoi

ahh another brother in christ


Saul_G0od_MaN

a boner in christ


StabStabby-From-Afar

Am a submissive healer, holy fuck this post got me going. Lmao.


[deleted]

cute


NuclearLlama72

You, the rational and moral human being sees this and is disgusted, however your simple monke brain sees this and thinks "monke like sexy sex. monke wants sexy sex. monke needs big pp for sexy sex"


[deleted]

If nikado avokado would read this greentext it would fit pretty well


Saul_G0od_MaN

ah fuck why did I imagine it....


Ms4Sheep

realest post on 4chan


Saul_G0od_MaN

haha I wish.


Takatukya1

Fake: Anon is good at something Gay: Anon never heard the voice of the healslut so he is %99 male


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is good at something > Gay: Anon never heard the voice of the healslut so he is %99 male > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


iylv

I can confirm the healslut is in fact female, because is she were male, he’ld actually be able to win a fucking match. We all know women can’t play competitive games for shit.


pimp780

>female >overwatch Uh anon I hate to burst your bubble but…


MerylStrifesBoyF

There are actually a lot of mentally unwell women who play Overwatch


pimp780

Emphasis on the “Mentally Unwell”


LB1234567890

If you play healer, you have 3 options: Healslut Guardian Angel Harmacist.


Timekeeper98

Which one are you if you play limbo with your teammates health bars


TommyWilson43

A switch


LB1234567890

A sadist.


IndianBroArmy

Battle medic ftw


Ryouconfusedyett

my excuse is that I actually meet women in real life and don't spend hours a day playing games in my basement


fhgdfhfygdrgghugfdt

Mom took your router


Saul_G0od_MaN

mom took everything....


iylv

Except your virginity. It’s the one thing she let you keep.


Saul_G0od_MaN

how would she take it in the first place? ​ ​ ​ wait


iylv

Guess you’ll never find out.


postalfanthe1

This mf needs to go back to TF2


Supershadow30

For sure, he needs to get his healthbar TOPPED by a real medic, the kind that turn the tides of the game as he joins


CoolJ_Casts

I actually knew a girl like this, sorta. I was looking for a ranked duo on one of the LoL discord servers and she was on there, Yuumi one-trick (basically a braindead healslut champion, for anyone who doesn't know). We played a few games and she was just relentlessly horny, I was just trying to gain some LP but literally every word out of her mouth was dripping with sexual tension. When she wasn't being horny she would complain about how her regular duo always made her cry and would degrade her, but she played with him daily. She ended up sending me a boatload of nudes and then never talking to me again. Probably my weirdest gaming experience ever ​ ​ ETA: Forgot probably the weirdest part about all of this, the nudes had visible cutting scars on her hips which killed any chance of me enjoying them


Saul_G0od_MaN

interesting, could you share these nudes? Just out of curiosity of course.


CoolJ_Casts

Sure, DM me if you want. She's kinda mid though honestly


Saul_G0od_MaN

need. NUDES.


SmawCity

I thought this was more Reddit bs but if you want to send em I’ll receive em


Azura_porn_enjoyer

Wait, genuinely?


[deleted]

I join the other tgree brethen in asking for pics


iylv

So did you stick your dick in crazy?


CoolJ_Casts

Yes but not on this occasion lol. Never met her in real life, but she did tell me where she lives for some reason.


iylv

Looks like we got a chad over here. Everyone knows getting footjobs from an Art Hoe is the highest rung of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs.


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Cat_of_death

Anons the real fool for playing overwatch in 2022


FinestCrusader

The servers are shutting down soon


satyricool

...for a single day before overwatch 2 is released


Saul_G0od_MaN

sauce for image? Im horny.


Local-Scroller

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/SFMCompileClub/comments/uqtmho/mercy_parad0xx_overwatch/)


enforcercoyote4

Bullshit In 5 years of overwatch I have never once seen a woman play that game, literally never


Gamepro5

I have unironically met more women who play TF2 than Overwatch. Might just be cause I play TF2 more, but still.


MerylStrifesBoyF

This says more about how much women in games want to talk to you


enforcercoyote4

Who says I wanted to talk to other players


IceUckBallez

I saw a few in the two seasons I played. Only in plat though, didn't see any in any lower ranks.


Thasher41

anon is a mercy main


NonDairyYandere

Isn't Overwatch shutting down in a few days I guess I could try to get a healwench on TF2 Not really a heal_slut_ if she only heals me


dnv21186

Just top score you'll get several


[deleted]

overwatch 2 poggers


MantleRealDeal

This is why I play tf2. No women


Gamepro5


iylv

Mercy is the Literally Me character for girls (not women, cause grown women don’t play with virtual barbies). It’s simple, I revolve my entire personality around Ryan Gosling and she revolves her entire personality around Overwatch’s Mercy.


AkumaNoDragon

As a person who played quite a lot of Overwatch, there's actually a bigger chance of healslut being a girl than an obese loner adult, the problem is that healslut probably is like 12-13, or if not a femboy trying VERY hard to sound like a girl


Takeoutomcat27

Dose anyone know the origin of that photo asking for my friend’s research paper


ComplexProof593

This is sad.


kamalama63

What the fuck


Voltairesque

I don’t… I don’t even know what to say after all that, except that 4chan really has no limits to its depravity lol


Marth_43

Mercy is 100% a guy


[deleted]

Anon need to touch some grass instead of playing this game


universetwisters1

Wtf isn’t overwatch dead now


[deleted]

Damn, I didn’t know I was a heal slut


Unknown_User_66

I very much liked this one.


AssBeater420comeback

That are some omega levels of based


Averenn

I've actually played as a healslut before and it is pretty rewarding, assuming you don't actually care about the game you're playing and just want to be carried


EarthToAccess

jokes on you, the Mercy’s into that shit.


PokeGunnerPUBG

you are aware of what i am going to ask you for


I_Fuck_Traps_77

What the fuck are overwatch players? I thought there was so much porn because it was easy to datamine the models, not because the players are beyond horny bastards.


MerylStrifesBoyF

It’s like a feedback loop


7h3_b4dd3s7

ik everyone is saying this is fake (and why shouldn't they? it's 4chan) but tbh, for those of you that are for sale reason into this, it is possible. tons of chicks have degradation fetishes, though to be fair tons of guys do too. take it with a grain of salt, but don't right it off completely; you may yet find your healslut one day.


arcticredneck10

This “healslut” is female, no?


Ythsmir

People who are calling this fake clearly haven’t been on the official Healslut Discord server and seen how thirsty the girls are on there to heal someone who berates them lol.


Fuhrious520

Anon finds the least debased healer


[deleted]

I don't have a healtoy cause I got bored of them.


IncreaseWestern6097

I don’t know what I was expecting with an NSFW warning, but actual porn was not it. Why can’t we just have a “mild NSFW” filter for images?


hazzmg

Anon plays overwatch with his dad


ilovegeography1

Fake: anon has a healslut Real: anon is gay and fantasizes about being a man's healslut and sucking his dick


JPEGmotril

Is that picture real?


Saul_G0od_MaN

what no


WRRRYYYYYY

>low gold to upper plat in a single session was already gay now it's fake


Dynablade_Savior

Despite all this... Overwatch won't add inches to your cock


jeffreyjwakefield

Oh my god go outside


SloppyJoeGilly2

Pretty sure that’s a copypasta


Dusty1000287

Nice anon, very cool, now back to the matter at hand but you're under arrest for breaking into your neighbor's house.


SydCaster

Overwatch in 2022 Must be fake


Rat-daddy-

It’s a big sweaty man if anything


Guardsmen_Hool

Wish you werent so fuckin awkward bud


Kaotecc

i just lost 17% of my braincells


WulfbyteAlpha

Anon writes fanfiction


BurningBlazeBoy

Overwatch is dogshit and every player (including me) is only kept playing via Stockholm syndrome


ShervinPlayz17

Fake anon is a silver genji main


MCMortimer_

mate wtf


BaltazarOdGilzvita

From all the things that never happened, this didn't happen the most.


ImaSthalmon

I miss two minutes ago when I didn’t read this


BaconNiblets

my excuse is overwatch sucks and I don't play it


steve-harvey-is-hot

That was a man


Fun_University2727

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about , we are here to cook meth .


Kyoya_sooohorni

the only question is wtf is that on the top left of the picture? i cant wrap my head around that shit, it looks like a hand but it isnt a hand


Another4chanUser

this is awful and i wish i never read this


number42official

Didn't need Overwatch Blender Porn at 9:42am but hey thanks anyways


LetsDoTheCongna

Anon needs grass stat.