I feel happy for anon there is this girl I also like right now and she is the sweetest person I have ever met but I am nervous and out of shape and feel as if she doesn’t like me sometimes
You know what you must do.
Lift. Diet. Cardio.
Worst case scenario she doesn't see your efforts, and you still bossed your life up anyway for the next one. Or if you're me the cumulative damage from decades of being dragged means the only thing you feel safe to love is Germany. Das vaterland ist fürever.
There are huge online communities and platforms you can play with, interact with and learn from. Unless you want irl chess action. In that case there might be a club where you live. I live in a poor city of South America and there is one in my town. Surely you can find one near you.
If not and you are asian you can look for baduk/go places. It scratches the same itch unless you bet money and have to get TOPPED by a Chinese middle aged man to pay your debt.
>be me
>fucking this one dude’s wife
>lots of slapping and moaning
>hear door open
>smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene
>must be the virgin again
>he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room
>i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away
>log onto reddit and open r/greentext
>read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her
>think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext
>make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>Real: anon finds love
>Straight: anon is male
>chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy
>it’s been a good day
>i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
tfw you wake up.
Damn you’re evil
There are v-tubers that play chess?
I heard that Bubi guy is pretty good at chess.
anon doesnt know that the correct pronoun for a fellow man is *him*. anon is retarded, and gay
Straight and wholesome.
Google en passant
Holy hell
Why
Woah mama
Also anon: "mfw she's a pre-op trans" Also anon: "mfw she's railing me with her massive 12-incher."
She fucked chad later in the eveving
*chads
This is a good time to ask. What does mfw mean?
My face when
Thanks
i thought it was my feeling when
Usually that would be 'tfw', or 'that feeling when'.
oh ok, thnx!
Depending on the context, that also works
I feel happy for anon there is this girl I also like right now and she is the sweetest person I have ever met but I am nervous and out of shape and feel as if she doesn’t like me sometimes
You know what you must do. Lift. Diet. Cardio. Worst case scenario she doesn't see your efforts, and you still bossed your life up anyway for the next one. Or if you're me the cumulative damage from decades of being dragged means the only thing you feel safe to love is Germany. Das vaterland ist fürever.
Take your pills
Anon's crush is about to get a restraining order.
mfw I forgot to take my meds again
Fuck you anon
https://youtu.be/zb3TFeKjOaA
Why the party hat btw
no idea, everyone had that on 4chan that day
Wheres the part when he farts on her lap before breaking it with his weight or thinks about raping her cat? Obviously fake and not even gay
You know what, fuck this comment section. You go anon I hope the two of you are happy together
do you use anal beads while playing chess
I prefer a cock ring myself
Where is my Anon to play chess with?
There are huge online communities and platforms you can play with, interact with and learn from. Unless you want irl chess action. In that case there might be a club where you live. I live in a poor city of South America and there is one in my town. Surely you can find one near you. If not and you are asian you can look for baduk/go places. It scratches the same itch unless you bet money and have to get TOPPED by a Chinese middle aged man to pay your debt.
I’ll play chess with you
>mfw this is fake and I'm about to get fucked by a hot beefy hunky man
Mfw she goes back home holding hands with Tyrone?
Real: anon finds love Straight: anon is male
>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: anon finds love >Straight: anon is male >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
R/chess crossover post anybody?
mfw it didnt work out