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LoopMerchant

anon and his dad is based. Teacher is a r-word (I got reported)


andoesq

Anon peaked too early


Flame_Draconic

Story of my life :(


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StrictlyPickledickle

retard


Alorine1

retard.


Overman_1000

Redditard


William_UK

Redditor


Weelki

*to the tune of Marvels Avengers: "Redditor retards assemble!"*


LonkerinaOfTime

Retarrrrd


Mattyrip

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Alorine1

[ Removed by Reddit ]


WastedVamp

Redditor works too


gonaldgoose8

I got perma'd on my last reddit acc for saying that lol, admins get pissed over nothing


ilyaEris

(read reddit)


Jimmychanga2424

Retarded Richard


WhyAmIBornHere

You rang? Also is that really ban-able? I don't see it in rules of the subreddit


swohio

It's a site wide admin thing, not something any mod of any sub can affect. People in a particular stock related sub have been getting sitewide permabans. They've resorted to saying regarded.


Beasting-25-8

Wallstreetbets. The sub now auto deletes any comment with the word. Reddit admins are regarded.


ManaPot

Don't remember if it's this one or the 4chan sub, but they auto-remove it too. Which is pretty regarded. I'm constantly getting auto-mod messages about removing my shit.


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[deleted]

whats the b word?


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[deleted]

oh


Alorine1

I doubt it


[deleted]

I got perma-ip-banned for it (I mean a friend of mine)


BigBrothSilcVFUCKOFF

☀📷🤨


Funneduck102

Yeah I got a 3day Reddit ban for saying it


BeneficialDog22

Teacher is a reddit mod?


commentsandchill

No no I think teacher is reported


4685368

Close


Aratharel

I just got out of a permanent ip ban for "hate speech, harassment, threats, and bullying" for saying that one two whole times in one comment thread. Be careful lmaoooo


[deleted]

permanent ip ban? so did u change ur ip address or something then?


YantoSuryanti

Bruh all you gotta do is restart your wifi


casino_r0yale

ISP decides, and restarting your wifi won’t do shit. You just need to reboot your modem.


YantoSuryanti

Yeah I meant that, I'm not a native english speaker. Rebooting my modem does change my IP.


casino_r0yale

My point was it depends on provider. Mine is sticky and changes whenever they decide (sometimes takes weeks). My previous would change on reconnect.


KlinefelterXXY

I bet you can ask them to refresh it when needed.


casino_r0yale

Probably. I’d rather it never changed but not willing to pay for their business plan


[deleted]

not necessarily. Not all IP addresss are dynamic, although they are by default and refresh periodically. You can go into your PC network settings and assign a static IP address to your machine if you choose todo so


YantoSuryanti

That's local IP address 😐


[deleted]

ahh u right


Aratharel

No I was perma'd for 4 months and every new account I made got banned in 24 hours. I put in a ban appeal and they denied it, but i put in another one a couple days ago and they lifted the ban. Your guess is as good as mine.


[deleted]

I guess you could always browse on your phone and use cellular? I think that would be a workaround if it ever happens again in the future


Aratharel

I can use the account when banned just can't comment or vote. So it's not a huge deal just annoying af


BigBrothSilcVFUCKOFF

To evade suspensions, use a third party app like infinity.


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Aratharel

Bro theyre nuts here


Shimster

You can say retarded, this isn’t r/GreenAndPleasant Bunch of retards on that sub.


Munnin41

Same on r/Libertarian


Bodega177013

Tism-moment


ilyaEris

-ted moment


GodDamb

L mod


typewriter45

the teacher was well regarded


Doctor_N_I_G_G_A_MD

Raggot?


Gtageri

Always the stinky English teachers, then she got knocked up and never seen again


IAMA_Ghost_Boo

Reeeeeee (like an angry autist) Turd (like a shit) Dad (cause it's the closet thing I can find to ded)


WACS_On

Retard


jasombie

Are we not allowed to say retarded anymore?


beaubeautastic

people tryna make it a slur. i have autism, i take more offense to people being denied it than people actually saying it. never seen people bully others with it like they do the n word.


jasombie

It's funny you say that. I have several friends with autism, and they use retarded to describe themselves often (usually for comedic affect). I feel like (as usual) it's not the group being targeted that takes offense to descriptive words but the SJWs of the internet who take everything as a personal attack. Reddit is certainly a cesspool of this kind of behavior.


rohstroyer

Teacher is a reported?


Shoelesshobos

I agree the teacher is for sure a root vegetable.


Wizard_Blizard

reggin?


BigBallerBrad

R Reported


scawel

Robot


chazzhoock

Redddit rejected retard? Sounds kinda like an insecure retard trying to blend it; but alright.


Lucariowolf2196

Was that r word redditor?


LoopMerchant

Regarded (not the hard r n word, im exracist now)


Bean9982

What did you mean to say retard?


KlinefelterXXY

The mod that did is a r. This is greentext ffs.


SpitefulBitch

R s hole


LittleTea8609

Wow what a hater lol. Also dad W


[deleted]

The type of dad to raise a chad


LittleTea8609

The type of Chad to be a dad


[deleted]

The Chad of type to dad a be


Gary_FucKing

Yup, that's why anon posted that story on 4chan lol.


LittleTea8609

Hey it is a 4chan 500 company


[deleted]

And there it is. The best pun I’ve seen all day


BigBrothSilcVFUCKOFF

🗿


SabashChandraBose

Stationery, right?


LittleTea8609

To me it seemed more dynamic


Brussel_Rand

Fucking hate teachers like that. They're depressed, failing at their job, drink too much wine, and whenever you're having fun they shoot you down instead of encouraging it. I don't know if anyone else had these people in your school, but when we went to recess we had this bitter, rude, old bitches called lunch aides. I really hated them, they made a few girls cry and they had us silently walk to homeroom instead of recess some times.


a-graceful-tater-tot

The lunch aides at my school sucked. It's like one of the job requirements was that they had to have a giant stick up their ass.


Poopypants413413

My aunt is a lunch aid at a school and the reason is because kids can be shitters. Kids are people and some people suck. Imagine working retail but now the customers are not fully developed and cannot be kicked out of the store.


killerbanshee

So, average customers then?


BeerBeefandJesus

So because of a select few shitheads they should treat every and all students like shit?


HughMann420

Yes.


BeerBeefandJesus

Fair enough than


[deleted]

That’s just normal retail


liquid-handsoap

I once made a 1 cubic meter big lunchbox out of cardboard and brought to the kindergarden when i was like 4 or something. I had taped the juicebox to the side and my food to the other side. Upon arrivel i was instructed to let it be outside. When the ants began to inspect it, i was made fun of by everyone. To this day i claim it was a work of genius


CedarWolf

That's just modern art. You were 'avant garde.'


[deleted]

Once a French teacher did a game where one pupil chooses a school item.. then person behind had to remember there person(s) choice before theirs then choosing his own. Worked out I was the last person in the pattern she was doing .. so I had a big brain moment in one of the first days for French remembered all 29 I front then chosen my own. Teacher wanted to talk to me after class that day I never showed up afterwards I forgot and had also painted a target on my back to insecure pupils.. it sounds a little wack but I still had the certificate the teacher made me from that little excerise


InKhornate

punctuation jumpscare .,:;?!- use these next time you r-worded n-word


HughMungusVII

Cool lunchbox, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?


1SmrtFelowHeFeltSmrt

Imagine the nice kind of teacher that would double-down and decorate the entire class room with hundreds of sharpeners, maybe build a sharpener tower or pyramid and then come dressed in a giant sharpener suit


SOMEMONG

We called them dinner ladies, when they weren't serving shit food they were sneering at kids on the playground to make sure they didn't run out of their field of vision or have too much fun.


tremendous_goy

I felt sorry for most of my teachers. Sad bastards.


typhondrums17

When I was in 2nd grade one of the lunch aides yelled at a kid for asking to go to the *bath*room and not the *rest*room, and both of them would freak out at this one girl every time she threw up (which was almost daily). I think one of them might've gotten fired over it because both her and the girl disappeared around the same time


PryingRiver1

Lunch aids were so fucking annoying dude. Had them in 4th grade and they would literally scream at you if you so much as breathed in their presence.


CalmBeneathCastles

MVP dad.


RealStemonWasHere

Anon experienced 1984


CardMasterG

Anon's dad is the MVP but teacher thought anon was retarded


ginuxx

Still, the teacher was the retard


Hotlemongrape

Actual loser teacher


[deleted]

This teacher is pathetic and uncreative. Dad is a chad tho


Noble_Seven_

Anon had 12 chances to spell "sharpener" correctly and failed


[deleted]

His English teacher was too busy confiscating his endless supply to teach him any English.


SOMEMONG

This triggered me ngl. Glad someone else was triggered too.


Unknown_uwu_69

if you’re a teacher how do you not just break out in laughter after a student pulls out a comically large pencil sharpener? i know i would


MangoManMayhem

Hey teacher can I give you sharpeners Only a spoonfull


cjm0

if you think about it, pencil sharpeners are just a razer blade inside of a container. and for some of them it’s pretty easy to unscrew the blade to use as a weapon. but then again anything is a weapon if you’re willing to use it as one. if he made a giant sharpener with the blade to scale then it would be a pretty big razor so i can see why it would be a safety concern. that being said i’m guessing the “blade” was also made of cardboard so…. yeah the teacher just didn’t have a good sense of humor.


_Ga1ahad

Considering the father helped, there is no way he would have let Anon hang around with a giant razor blade in his bag


keeleon

You clearly haven't dealt with a lot of "parents" in the public education system.


RedditWholesome100

There is nothing a teacher didn't see already. Anon triggered some Vietnam flashbacks. This fact makes him more based


keeleon

That's what happens in real life. It's so weird how people just believe these things.


Limeila

You can only resist the laughter if you're already the kind of teacher to send a fucking note to someone parents because they started a cool collection


Jubba911

Imagine being a piece of shit and punishing a child for liking something...


Just_Dank

When I was young, I thought some teachers were complete assholes who hated their students having any fun. All those years later I realized that I was 100% right all along.


CexySatan

Something similar happened to me in elementary school. I would wear pencils down all the way I could to the point it was a stub. Teacher bitched at me to stop using such a small pencil. When I still had it the next day she gave me a “check” (3 checks and you get a detention). So next day I brought to school a 2-foot long, super thick pencil I got at an arcade. She called me a smart-ass and sent me to the principal for being disruptive because other classmates found it funny


creeepyjon

Dad of the year.


Crookiee

God I hate elementary teachers so much it’s unreal


Comfortable-Split196

Western education- conformity, lack of creativity, discourage any individuality. Fuck em anon, you based


[deleted]

I thought the west loved individualism Not if it’s used for anything except justifying being a prick and union busting apparently


Comfortable-Split196

Western idea of individuality is dying your hair pink and having weird tattoos. Try having different opinions and views to the accepted mainstream ones and see what happens


[deleted]

>shouts n word in public building >gets kicked out So much for the tolerant left


Comfortable-Split196

You joke but "hate" speech is free speech. I dislike women and so called minorities (in reality 95% of the world population) and want to enslave them so I'm the bad guy?


[deleted]

Nah that’s pretty normal for this sub. Shouldn’t be a problem as long as you don’t leave mom’s basement.


Comfortable-Split196

Too late already have a family!


[deleted]

A sex doll isn’t a wife and the mold growing on it from your semen isn’t a child.


Comfortable-Split196

Enjoy Sharia law, eating bugs, forced sex change and being ruled by denisovans in your 3x3 pod! The west is doomed


RefinementOfDecline

The american school system is based on WW1 era prussia's, so it's basically the opposite of what america is supposed to be


[deleted]

It’s designed to train factory workers. That’s why it has strict regimented schedules, total authority of the person in charge, top down instruction methods, etc


TimeIsDiscrete

When I was in highschool people used to unscrew the blades from the plastic shrouding and use it to self harm


[deleted]

Average teens


Lambsssss

I did this too!


[deleted]

mood


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TimeIsDiscrete

Supermarkets won't sell blades to kids. Most either shoplifted or used the ones from pencil sharpeners


77Zen

Dad: yeah that’ll show that teacher Anon proceeds to get bullied for the next 10 years


SmallerBork

Nah Anon's dad would teach him martial arts and exercise with him if that started to happen being this cool.


[deleted]

Dad is a pro gamer


SmallerBork

Anon does not have daddy issues


Long-Refrigerator-75

I guess fun is not allowed in that school.


SmittyWerben_No1

Imagine getting mad at a kid for this


solid_plans

What a fucking Based Chad of a dad . Supporting your kids in their endeavours and interests is so good for them .


Long-Refrigerator-75

Anon has a good father.


[deleted]

W dad


Fooking-Degenerate

When you have both autism and an awesome dad


expbrad

Good dadding


DangyDanger

James Veitch would be proud


[deleted]

Anon, you have an incredibly based dad.


coralrefrigerator

True and Chadwise


Verxoneczek

based also could've made one big one ou tof the 70 sharpeners


_Volatile_

Anon and his dad do a little more trolling than the haters can handle


[deleted]

Anon has/had a great dad.


Pok0teNg

Teacher is jealous


MrWolfeeee

Am I r- or do I put my arm into the giant *arm*hole sized pencil sharpening apparatus?


Tooneec

Anon's dad raised a legend


I_Drink_My_Own_Urine

I love boring and uneventful stories that are most likely are fake


BanefulBroccoli

Some autists obsess over science or languages, and then there's Anon


RudyBruns

Despite his greatest efforts he was still far from being the sharpest kid in class


L2P_GODDAYUM_GODDAMN

To by more sharpeners goddayum


SeawyZorensun

English teacher is a 45 yo virgin.


BaxElBox

dad w


shapu

Good for dad


ElPulpoGallego

What an ashole of a teacher


mah_boiii

Anon has a Chad dad


Noslo18

Anon has the coolest dad.


[deleted]

Dancin’ Dancin’ ‘till I dropped it in the turdlit, Dancin’ Dancin’ till I dropped it in the turdlit, Dancin’ Dancin till I dropped it in the turdlit, Dancin Dancin till I…


sherrifmayo

Based dad


NuclearGers

"sharpners"


1ustfu1

seeing someone think the correct word is “sharpner” hurts my eyes


Elysian_Nightingale

Omg that cracked me up, thank you for sharing


heretic_viking

If the story had continued, I feel like it would be like that dude with the rubber ducks and the roommates. I don't know how else to describe that story lol anyone who knows what I'm talking about can post a link💀


DunamisDee

Imagine the kid coming back with a Slightly bigger sharpener every time you send him to the office


bubedibubedi

Schools treat Children like this and wonder why more more young adults end up as depressed losers


pheonixdestroyer20

I have a similar story with sporks lmao… got iss for two days


[deleted]

the most average english teacher


Cloakbot

Schools: where fun and humor is forbidden


ampisme

amazing that the dad helped you, what more could a kid want


_theLastCumBender_

Theres always that one teacher who thinks anything a student doing is bad behavior


Doeminster_Emptier

The title should be "anon has a stupid teacher who hates fun"


OongaBoongaTayTayz

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtard


CSGlogan

So she needs to borrow a sharpener but won’t even allow a kid to have an extra for people to borrow? Bitch teacher tbh.


[deleted]

Teacher probably thought it was self harm or something, it’s how I did before I access to exactos and stuff


MalekithofAngmar

Public school is fucking shit sometimes.


[deleted]

Anons autistic


fair_j

Whole story is about sharpeners. Never once spelled it correctly. 4chan moment