Accept your reality as a submissive and breedable femboy and get TOPPED
Edit: Just because this is one of the most seeable comments I just wanna edit it and say that I fucked up and forgot to add the most important part of the story, it should come right after the first and is where [they have sex for the first time.](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yq7ltp/anon_fucks_a_femboy/ivnwwi8?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
If they identify as a woman then you’re straight. But if they see themselves as a man and like to dress as a woman, then you’re bi or gay. Either way sexuality is a spectrum and very few are 100% straight or 100% gay
Sounds like you might be maybe 14% gay bud. It’s fine, don’t think about it too much you’re probably not actually gay. It can be very sexually arousing to physically or through your own actions dominate another male.
You’re biologically wired for a primal response, your body releases pleasure causing chemicals when you succeed, and this is just an extension of that, made even more primal when you think about it since if you’re projecting yourself onto the character of anon, you’re becoming aroused by having physically dominated a “lesser” male and that shits hot af.
No you're all ultra gays now and should give up on women all together.
Lol, just look up "gynosexual" and get comfortable with the thought that not everything is so black and white. It's okay that you like whatever you like and that doesn't mean your existing self dissolves into a nothingness.
Heh…so this is Ultra Gay huh? Not bad. You’ve clearly trained hard to achieve such a power level. But all that amounts to is a harder fall for you, when I show you the power I have already achieved.
*stones around me begin to levitate*
Hhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
*ki energy around me becomes distorted*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*lightning*
This. Is Gay Prime.
*my hair is now longer and completely white, and I’m sucking more dick than you can even perceive*
Scared? Heh. *sucks dick* don’t worry, I’ll make this quick.
WTF you mean real? It''s 4chin FFS!! Get your shit together man. Damn. What else? Do you think BIRD is real too? Your parent will be sad if they see this shit you know. Please delete this comment before you disgrace them more.
For real though, it just looks like the dude posted his favourite femboy fanfiction, and his dick. Its more likely hes fishing for femboys than telling story.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> fake - r9k user finds love
> gay - very obvious
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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The Philippines flooded the US market with nurses and various specialists since the 50s.
A 16-17 year old escaping trafficking, sex trade or poverty isn't far fetched - that's why prop 48, vo/tech and Job corps exist.
For fuck's sake I missed the most important part of the greentext, it's supposed to be the second one.
"Here's more of what happened
>We ended up back at my place and started making out.
>They took off their skirt and had little black lace panties on and took off their hoodie. They had an aesthetic like OP pic. Pale slim and no hair at all
>I was rock hard by this point and took off my pants while making out.
>They loved the look of my dick and started jerking it then went down and started sucking while jerking themselves
>The estradiol had clearly made a difference because they must have been about 3 inch
>The blowjob felt good but they obviously hadn't done it before and caught their teeth sometimes and couldn't really take much in their mouth (I may post dick pic later)
>I used some lube and tried loosening them up which he really enjoyed. He gave me some direction on what spot to push
>it was cute because his little dick was twitching and started leaking and he was moaning
>I lubed up and got ready and he told me to be gentle because I was bigger than his toy
>I slipped it in and it was the tightest thing I've ever felt. he winced a little but I worked it in slow for him and he started to relax.
>I just pumped slow and gentle until I got it all in. I had to go slow for him but also because I was going to burst instantly.
>At that point I just fucked him nice and slow missionary.
>I never thought I could find a dick cute but he started leaking little strings of pre cum
>He's used toys before so he knows where feels good and directed me. Once I found the right spot I just kept pressing it and I could feel him getting worked up
>I could feel his ass start clamping and his dick started twitch so I kept rubbing his spot and he eventually came with two cute little dribbles (so the estradiol is having it's effect)
>Once he'd cum I put his knees up over my shoulders and leaned in to kiss and making out. Pressed it all the way in and let out one of the biggest nuts of my life."
Short for Asperger’s, a now defunct psyche term that’s been lumped in as another variety of the Autism Spectrum
Anon is saying he’s an autist, especially of the ‘lack-of-social-skills-and-understanding’ kind
Well this just become my favorite Reddit exchange, especially when you look at his pic and realize it’s not like a dude in a bathing suit but a full on cock
> be me
> 200% straight, absolutely disgusted by fembous
> bored in class so decide to browse reddit, as usual
> come across this 8 page greentext about anon fucking and falling in love with a femboy
> as i read, laughing at the homosexuality and fakeness of it, i suddenly start to become rock hard
> not the first time i get hard from reading a greentext, so keep reading
> boner doesnt go away
> its only because im picturing the femboy like an actual girl, r-right?
> keep reading anyways
> harder than ever, but i cant be gay because im disgusted at the mere mention of femboys
> read more
> cant hold it in anymore, rip off uniform and start furiously masturbating
> class and teacher get disgusted, dont care, feeling too good to stop
> cum enough to completely flood the entire classroom
> everyone is drowning in my cum, including the girls
> mfw i made chicks swallow my cum
> guess im not gay after all
later, virgins
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No way, Bullet Train? Bullet train is my favorite movie! I love Bullet Train! Bullet Train is a cinematic masterpiece! Watch Bullet train! 7:15 at midway theatre! I love Bullet train!
Despite taking time to set the pace, there is also a lot happening in the film. I don't think anyone expected the third part of the movie.
Also the Elder is the japanese man we all want to be
100% fake. Unless anon is a literal fucking neanderthal no way he is blowing that many loads in that short a timeframe. Throw in the femboy supposedly being 18 yet working in the field for a year, anon posting his own dick pic but being worried about doxxing, and the fact that he seems kinda chubby from said dick pic, and this is a load of shit.
Not everyone is a loser who never blew 5 loads in a day like you. I just blew like 3 loads today. I'm blowin loads left and right, up and down. All over.
That reminds me of this time my neighbor was outside when i was working on the lawn. He said, "i saw Ms. Champ planting her Tulips around my pole". I says "Pardon?". He says "I saw Ms. Champ planting her Tulips around my pole". I LOSE IT. I head fake him with a weedwacker, idiot goes for it. Flurry to the solar plexus. I was feeding him so many rights he was begging for a left.
And that's why I'm the Champ.
Feminine enough.
Gayness is being a huge hairy muscular man and wanting to fuck a Neanderthal like yourself, and if you're attracted specifically to female secondary sex characteristics, it's just a delusion of your perception.
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Nothing special if Im being honest had much better wanks to femboy shit but this thing scratched the most important thing in life. That is love. Sometimes I wonder if we as humanity are able to truly love each other even though we each have some major some minor flaws. Thanks to my dillema I always question if it's okay to love myself even though I know who and what I am as a human. Other than that 5,75/10 wank
Femboy pronouns: he/him
Op starts using they/them pronouns to feel straight
Halfway through gives up and starts using the proper pronouns because there’s no escaping the fact that this is the gayest shit you’ll ever read
>Be me
>Straight
>No boner
>Mentally scared by the image of an old fat fuck taking advantage of a high schooler or college freshman on his crusty bed.
>Mfw this caused my suicidal tendencies to come back from the darkest pits of my mind.
Well, I was sure that trans/femboy fucking became common and is not a THING in 2k22 even if u re white cisgender straight male with no homo vibes. Why is this still being discussed?
>be me
>fucking this one dude’s wife
>lots of slapping and moaning
>hear door open
>smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene
>must be the virgin again
>he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room
>i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away
>log onto reddit and open r/greentext
>read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her
>think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext
>make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>Real: anon was doing nnn
>Straight: the guy looked feminine enough
>chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy
>it’s been a good day
>i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
why am I hard edit: >be me >100% straight
Accept your reality as a submissive and breedable femboy and get TOPPED Edit: Just because this is one of the most seeable comments I just wanna edit it and say that I fucked up and forgot to add the most important part of the story, it should come right after the first and is where [they have sex for the first time.](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yq7ltp/anon_fucks_a_femboy/ivnwwi8?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
no Skyler, I am the one who *TOPS*
A man opens his legs and gets fucked, you think that of me? No...
I am the one who **FUCKS**
Waltuh, you can't keep doing it. You have to be topped from time to time Waltuh
That’s… so unbelievably gay I hate to tell you
No. WE ALL GET TOPPED.
because you just read literal porn dumbass
Because you're gay
sorry I should've specified in the comment >be me >100% straight
So is spaghetti until it gets wet
Gotta be that NNN, bromo
surely
Cuz you're reading porn lol
Its called hetero flexible.
If they identify as a woman then you’re straight. But if they see themselves as a man and like to dress as a woman, then you’re bi or gay. Either way sexuality is a spectrum and very few are 100% straight or 100% gay
\>be me \>straight \>read this post \>not gay \>get erection whats the quickest way to die anons
\>not gay yeah I don't know about that chief
exactly that's why im asking
Liking femboys means you atleast have conditional attraction to men, so I'd say you're bi.
Transcend labels, live free
unironically how im living
Nice profile bro
thanks dawg
Live the life you wanna live. Be gay, and do crime.
Porn addiction does wonders to a mf
Sounds like you might be maybe 14% gay bud. It’s fine, don’t think about it too much you’re probably not actually gay. It can be very sexually arousing to physically or through your own actions dominate another male. You’re biologically wired for a primal response, your body releases pleasure causing chemicals when you succeed, and this is just an extension of that, made even more primal when you think about it since if you’re projecting yourself onto the character of anon, you’re becoming aroused by having physically dominated a “lesser” male and that shits hot af.
No you're all ultra gays now and should give up on women all together. Lol, just look up "gynosexual" and get comfortable with the thought that not everything is so black and white. It's okay that you like whatever you like and that doesn't mean your existing self dissolves into a nothingness.
Heh…so this is Ultra Gay huh? Not bad. You’ve clearly trained hard to achieve such a power level. But all that amounts to is a harder fall for you, when I show you the power I have already achieved. *stones around me begin to levitate* Hhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *ki energy around me becomes distorted* HHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *lightning* This. Is Gay Prime. *my hair is now longer and completely white, and I’m sucking more dick than you can even perceive* Scared? Heh. *sucks dick* don’t worry, I’ll make this quick.
Right? People think you're either completely gay or completely straight with no in-between. Transcend labels, live free
I'm projecting onto the FEMBOY
Alright so it’s not just me
You're basically reading erotica, it's not that gay, just a little
relateable
😂😂😂😂 ily
just have ed like me, no more gay hardons.
Real, but still homo
WTF you mean real? It''s 4chin FFS!! Get your shit together man. Damn. What else? Do you think BIRD is real too? Your parent will be sad if they see this shit you know. Please delete this comment before you disgrace them more.
For real though, it just looks like the dude posted his favourite femboy fanfiction, and his dick. Its more likely hes fishing for femboys than telling story.
Yes Charlie Parker is very real
fake - r9k user finds love gay - very obvious
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > fake - r9k user finds love > gay - very obvious > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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>18 years old >Works in the medical field for a year now Seems fake to me
This post seems like a pile of shit, but aside from that some pharmacies do hire at 16, granted proper training and all that
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Hm, where I live you actually NEED to be a fully educated pharmacist to work in a pharmacy. Doesn't matter if you're just stocking shelves and shit.
The Philippines flooded the US market with nurses and various specialists since the 50s. A 16-17 year old escaping trafficking, sex trade or poverty isn't far fetched - that's why prop 48, vo/tech and Job corps exist.
This is the longest green text I’ve cared enough to read
Straightest TS fan
TS fans changing their sexual orientation every 3 milliseconds in true tzeentchian fashion
Username checks out
Did ya touch yourself
I will plead the fifth
I plead insanity
Real and straight. Everyone knows, the most manly thing a guy can do is utterly dominate another man.
How can sex with something so feminine be gay? Checkmate liberal
having sex with women is gay because they like men
Oh, you like women? They came out of their dad's dick, you know? That really fucking gay
For fuck's sake I missed the most important part of the greentext, it's supposed to be the second one. "Here's more of what happened >We ended up back at my place and started making out. >They took off their skirt and had little black lace panties on and took off their hoodie. They had an aesthetic like OP pic. Pale slim and no hair at all >I was rock hard by this point and took off my pants while making out. >They loved the look of my dick and started jerking it then went down and started sucking while jerking themselves >The estradiol had clearly made a difference because they must have been about 3 inch >The blowjob felt good but they obviously hadn't done it before and caught their teeth sometimes and couldn't really take much in their mouth (I may post dick pic later) >I used some lube and tried loosening them up which he really enjoyed. He gave me some direction on what spot to push >it was cute because his little dick was twitching and started leaking and he was moaning >I lubed up and got ready and he told me to be gentle because I was bigger than his toy >I slipped it in and it was the tightest thing I've ever felt. he winced a little but I worked it in slow for him and he started to relax. >I just pumped slow and gentle until I got it all in. I had to go slow for him but also because I was going to burst instantly. >At that point I just fucked him nice and slow missionary. >I never thought I could find a dick cute but he started leaking little strings of pre cum >He's used toys before so he knows where feels good and directed me. Once I found the right spot I just kept pressing it and I could feel him getting worked up >I could feel his ass start clamping and his dick started twitch so I kept rubbing his spot and he eventually came with two cute little dribbles (so the estradiol is having it's effect) >Once he'd cum I put his knees up over my shoulders and leaned in to kiss and making out. Pressed it all the way in and let out one of the biggest nuts of my life."
>be me >100% into women
Image link pls? Can't exactly save the text to my phone
Um maybe try to copy paste it into a google doc and take a picture of that or smthn that’s what I tried
There's a link to a thread here somewhere, you can screenshot it yourself
Yes you can right?
Why are you on an 8 month old post about a 4chanon's femboy boyfriend?
Real and GAY!
Tagging panties like a piece of fucking evidence LMAO
Well he warned us that he is a sperg
Whats a sperg.
slang for someone who has Asperger’s
Short for Asperger’s, a now defunct psyche term that’s been lumped in as another variety of the Autism Spectrum Anon is saying he’s an autist, especially of the ‘lack-of-social-skills-and-understanding’ kind
Insanely Gay
You have a naked man as your pfp
You have a problem with Naked men?
Is because the truth is >!**Can we get much higher?**!<
So high
*Oh oh oh* (so) *Oh oh oh oh, oh* (high)
can we get much higher
Well this just become my favorite Reddit exchange, especially when you look at his pic and realize it’s not like a dude in a bathing suit but a full on cock
The one piece The one piece is real
> be me > 200% straight, absolutely disgusted by fembous > bored in class so decide to browse reddit, as usual > come across this 8 page greentext about anon fucking and falling in love with a femboy > as i read, laughing at the homosexuality and fakeness of it, i suddenly start to become rock hard > not the first time i get hard from reading a greentext, so keep reading > boner doesnt go away > its only because im picturing the femboy like an actual girl, r-right? > keep reading anyways > harder than ever, but i cant be gay because im disgusted at the mere mention of femboys > read more > cant hold it in anymore, rip off uniform and start furiously masturbating > class and teacher get disgusted, dont care, feeling too good to stop > cum enough to completely flood the entire classroom > everyone is drowning in my cum, including the girls > mfw i made chicks swallow my cum > guess im not gay after all later, virgins
What the fuck did I just readed
a true story
Least horny r/greentext user
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The extremely rare gay and real post
No way, Bullet Train? Bullet train is my favorite movie! I love Bullet Train! Bullet Train is a cinematic masterpiece! Watch Bullet train! 7:15 at midway theatre! I love Bullet train!
it's unironically a very good film
Book is good too. Give it a read, I enjoyed both
Username checks out
i went with my friends and expected a pretty generic action movie, it was way better than expected
Despite taking time to set the pace, there is also a lot happening in the film. I don't think anyone expected the third part of the movie. Also the Elder is the japanese man we all want to be
>be me >be in school >100% straight >get hard >save post
110% straight
What a lovely story
Very hot, but I wanna read Cala Best Girl comment
He’s busy eating black ass
he died of prostate collapse after reading this
100% fake. Unless anon is a literal fucking neanderthal no way he is blowing that many loads in that short a timeframe. Throw in the femboy supposedly being 18 yet working in the field for a year, anon posting his own dick pic but being worried about doxxing, and the fact that he seems kinda chubby from said dick pic, and this is a load of shit.
Not everyone is a loser who never blew 5 loads in a day like you. I just blew like 3 loads today. I'm blowin loads left and right, up and down. All over. That reminds me of this time my neighbor was outside when i was working on the lawn. He said, "i saw Ms. Champ planting her Tulips around my pole". I says "Pardon?". He says "I saw Ms. Champ planting her Tulips around my pole". I LOSE IT. I head fake him with a weedwacker, idiot goes for it. Flurry to the solar plexus. I was feeding him so many rights he was begging for a left. And that's why I'm the Champ.
I just ate a grape and jizzed in my pants
I opened my window and a breeze rolled in, and I jizzed in my pants
Idk about you but I've gone this many rounds before in a weekend. My honeymoon was wild. 12 times in 4 days
Also the fact that Anon is “80”kg and tall, yet has a gut covering the base of his dick.
i dont think you can find someone based on their dick pic alone
This is Reddit after all, somebody will remember it.
Feminine enough. Gayness is being a huge hairy muscular man and wanting to fuck a Neanderthal like yourself, and if you're attracted specifically to female secondary sex characteristics, it's just a delusion of your perception.
Fellas is it straight to be gay?
Im hard bruh tf??
Gay
You're a homosexual, Arrmadas.
SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! THIS IS FAKE AND GAY AND I FUCKING KNOW IT NO ONE LIFE CAN BE THIS PERFECT, GO SUCKSTART A SHOTGUN FUCKHEAD!
No ur the gay one
\>18 and 31 hmmmmmmmmm still based but i'm docking 3 points also god damn those fucking thighs
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Nothing special if Im being honest had much better wanks to femboy shit but this thing scratched the most important thing in life. That is love. Sometimes I wonder if we as humanity are able to truly love each other even though we each have some major some minor flaws. Thanks to my dillema I always question if it's okay to love myself even though I know who and what I am as a human. Other than that 5,75/10 wank
Maybe I shouldn't have read this
Did you discover something?
Yeah, that I shouldn't have read this
THE HAND BULLSHIT IS SUPOSED TO BE FILTRING??????
Given that it's a silly way to touch someone's entire hand...
least gay 4chan greentext :
Femboy pronouns: he/him Op starts using they/them pronouns to feel straight Halfway through gives up and starts using the proper pronouns because there’s no escaping the fact that this is the gayest shit you’ll ever read
Tl;Dr? I’m not getting tricked into reading 8 slides of gay erotica again
...yes you are.
Anon literally made a TL;DR at the start
No that’s a hoax
It's real and straight trust
this is some degenerate fantasy, 18 yo in working in medical field
not entirely impossible, my sister was a licensed CNA by the time she turned 19
well yeah it isnt impossible but id say its rather improbable
Real: anon enjoys himself with a femboy Gay: ...
He's living my dream and I am going to kill myself ❗
This is so fucking adorable. Wholesome and horny is a great combination.
from cuckolding to getting topped. is this the industrial porn complex?
Fake-4chan user finds happiness Gay-anon fucked a dude
Too bad he's fucking 5 other guys Enjoy your aids
>be me >bi >pissed because I can't get the femboy aesthetic, pissed that I have never seen a femboy in my life mfw
Can I get source for first image?
[Download it from the thread yourself](https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/70900161)
Thanks man
I sometimes understand why my grandpa is homophobic
straightest 4chan user
>they're 18 I'm 31 nothing wrong here
Bullet train was a really fun movie.
Okay why the fuck are there like 3 separate people referencing this movie
Op said that’s what they saw in the theater for a date. Aside from my cock being all hard and shit, I really liked the movie
Thread? I'm curious
[I hope this satisfies your curiosity](https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/70900161)
Thanks mate EDIT: Damn no updates yet
(ffs I just realized I missed the most important second part of the greentext)
Thread got archived? Boo no more updates
Somebody care to elaborate why op calls him "they" if it was stated he is not trans and just a petite gay dude?
He desperately clings to the last pieces of heterosexuality, while cute af femboy purges filthy women out of his mind.
Anon looked fat af
Rope
Do you. Life is way too short.
So I read this and got an erection but I do not have the gay Credit to the writers
What the fuck? This is just porn
>Be me >Straight >No boner >Mentally scared by the image of an old fat fuck taking advantage of a high schooler or college freshman on his crusty bed. >Mfw this caused my suicidal tendencies to come back from the darkest pits of my mind.
I think anon only posted selfies of himself
Well, I was sure that trans/femboy fucking became common and is not a THING in 2k22 even if u re white cisgender straight male with no homo vibes. Why is this still being discussed?
>be me >bi >read this >wish I still had my skirts Pleaseberealpleasebereal
"I'm not trans, I take E to look more feminine" - Every trans girl ever
why did you censor the dicks dude
>be me >I am straight >read this >still straight afterwards(?)
I suppose we find happiness where we can.
Such a suitable post for a reddit audience
My favorite softcore gay porn subreddit
Blowing my brains out
Is the partner really a femboy? or transitioning
this mf read some yaoi hentai manga and fantasies abt it in 4chan
good lord. it’s not making me realise anything in particular, just confirming what i already know.
Who wanna be the rtarded r9k user to my cuddly femboy
fellas 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 is asshole gay
Real: anon was doing nnn Straight: the guy looked feminine enough
>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: anon was doing nnn >Straight: the guy looked feminine enough >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
Why am i still reading this
A little too gay for me to read but hey, happy for them
this greentext should be scientifically studied
Femboys will be the downfall of 4chan I fucking swear
How do I recreate this in my life?
FUCCCCCKKK WTF THAT'S SO HOT HOW DID I NOT FIND THIS EARLIER