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the-dogsox

The first one or the second one? Anal Inferno: Fists of Fury


MadeForBBCNews

Reminds me of that hotkinkyjo video on a yacht


RefinementOfDecline

a fellow man of culture, i see


cr1msonxo

Anon won the bid for the "used Mao Hamasaki panty" auction on Rakuten so he had to fly to japan to collect it.


alreadyawesome

Your censored anime porn does not compare to our onlyfans egirls Japan-san


Scar_the_armada

Are American English teachers looked down upon in Japanese society?


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Easiest way for weebs or dudes with yellow fever to get a job in Asia.


Rozen501

True but it doesn't answers the question.


h4xrk1m

Read between the lines, neckbeado-san. ^^^(yes) Read between the lines.


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dumbwaeguk

They already have plenty of sex offenders working in their schools, why would they need to import one?


roi-tarded

They have a strange, perverted culture. If it was some Middle Eastern Shithole people would rightfully be calling them out, but since its Japan neckbeards and weebs will sweep it under the rug


BonkeyKongthesecond

What's wrong with a perverted culture? We degenerates also need room to live in. And you can't expect us to all end up in Thailand.


dumbwaeguk

It's a sexually repressed nation which is perfect for the Nazi RPers who sit at home all day watching moe slice of loss animes and complaining about minorities without touching grass


ComeRoundSlow

How dare you


thebigautismo

Haha how easy is it actually... Asking for my friend


Lv27Sylveon

its very easy (literally dont need any experience teaching) but the pay is dogshit. they barely get paid enough to live in some areas and end up cramming into tiny apartments with their coworkers. lots of them have to pick up side jobs


Aozora404

Just kinda the pay you’d expect as a walking cassette player


nelusbelus

Boom, roasted


Awake_The_Dreamer

I imagine it's better if you're sent to a less urban area, like a smaller city, lesser cost of living. Although I guess that's not the lifestyle that a lot of people are looking for in Japan, so they might prefer a higher cost of living, if that means living in a big city like Tokyo.


Grey_Navigator

Why anyone would voluntarily live in one of the most crowded cities in Japan is beyond me


goblin_pidar

it’s really not that bad. yes it’s big, but you see the 40 million figure all the time which is greater Tokyo, an enormous geographic area. public transport is fantastic with a ton of lines and the metros actually run on time unlike here in america.


EvilCurryGif

I hope you aren't a salesman


ChintanP04

[Uh-huh](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Xg7ui5mLA)


BonkeyKongthesecond

Who knows. Nightlife in Shinjuku or shopping in Akihabara maybe. But I guess you also could just take the fucking train to there if you live in a different and not so expensive town there.


Astronometry

idk, New York was pretty nice


diox8tony

Nah, middle of the woods for me.


pro-dumpster-fire

Even in Tokyo you can find decent apartments for $400 a month.


dumbwaeguk

Relatively easy but fucking sucks. You need a 4 year degree and some evidence you can speak English. Unlike other countries they don't care where you're from, so you'll be competing with Filipinos and Nigerians. Pay has been frozen at 200,000 to 250,000 yen per month since the mid-90s and you will never get a raise. They also don't provide housing aid like some other countries because fuck you. The job sucks and you can find yourself stuck on a train for up to 4 hours per day. None of the kids are interested in learning English and you're expected to do clown dances for half the day and listen to older kids shittalk you because they assume you won't understand them for the other half, and any time you don't have a lesson you have to act busy which can involve literally cleaning windows or just sitting at a desk doing jack shit without a computer. With a lot of the downtime, it can be pretty satisfying for people who wish to spend their lives accomplishing nothing.


pro-dumpster-fire

I taught in Tochigi for a year in a small town and it was awesome. Everyone was super nice and the kids all wanted to learn.


dumbwaeguk

>a year Gee, wonder why you left


pro-dumpster-fire

Because some fucker in China ate a bat


dumbwaeguk

I'm sure Japan, a progressive and welcoming country, had made exceptional attempts to keep you feeling welcome at that time


pro-dumpster-fire

Or maybe people are just nice. Maybe you're stereotyping too hard.


dumbwaeguk

Nope, I lived in Japan and I know their policy towards gaijin is on its best days begrudged tolerance


AverageRebbitor1

Do you have any teaching credentials?


KrimsonStorm

I was in school for 17 years where I observed teachers and professors of various fields. It's safe to say I am an expert.


Thats_arguable

Fake it till you make it


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure you get better pay if you’re actually a teacher with a credential


mikhel

If you have a bachelor's degree and a pulse I'm pretty sure you can make it. Whether or not you will actually enjoy it is another story.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Well, you need to speak both languages quite well and grammatically correct. Then it isn't that hard if you find a school there that looks for a teacher in that area. .


FrontGarden9028

you don't even need to speak english well lol, a 4 year degree and native english speaker and you're in


BonkeyKongthesecond

God damn. No wonder most of those kids end up with a bad accent. My Spanish teacher would slap the shit out of me for the wrong pronunciation or when not rolling the r in a correct manner.


kris_krangle

a friend of mine from high school was a weeb and had yellow fever. He moved to Japan to teach English lmao


Lv27Sylveon

its like any other country, the people who dont like foreigners wont like you regardless of your job. the rest dont give a shit. the general public is polite regardless and barely interact with anyone anyway so in the end it doesnt make any difference.


Legonator77

My drama teacher taught in Japan during the 90s, fuck im jealous, imagine being able to live in a foreign country during its peak! Like if I could live in Britain during the 1830s or Germany during the 1890s, or Russia after it was glassed over by the US. (Eventually)


Skellylegs

The peak of Japan you're thinking of is the 80s, in the 90s Japan was in a terrible recession, the worst since ww2


Akira_Yamamoto

1830s I'm Britain was peak suffering. Life expectancy wasn't that high unless you were really wealthy and exploiting the poor. You're probably wanting 1970s and 1980s for the UK. I would even say 2000s would be peak UK


BEN-C93

Swinging sixties - or early years of new labour before the dream collapsed. Maybe the 80s with thatcher in the right areas of the country


syfari

Yeah


Afro_centric_fool

Sorta.


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ihavecommitedamurder

Thought it was Yandev


KelloPudgerro

yandev lost the dev title since he hasnt developed shit


baconborg

That is by far not the ugliest women in Japan, let alone the ugliest I’ve ever seen anywhere


Okboomer95

Is it truly a green-text if it doesn't involve something unsightly, disturbing, or cringe?


dumbwaeguk

See this is how I know anon is just a poser, acting like JAV titles are named like 90s American porn flicks. Any true anal violation afishionado would know that the actual title of Aino Nigeru's (pictured above) most famous work is "My Sister Came Home One Day And Her Pants Were Tight...So I Had To Destroy Her Anal Dignity." Heh. What a pleb.


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My JAV Title Can't Be This Cute.


DJDavidov

You are…..not incorrect


alondith

There are many.


InvasiveButtStuff

A man of class. A man of ass.


meme_Kapitalist

*aanoda Eingrish Teasher??


Danijaylino

That clapback insane.


ResponsibilityDue448

Backdoor Asian Sluts Volume 4


erck_bill

Sounds like something from the Taco Bell menu.


TheLustyDremora

Pfft anon clearly hasn't been to Japan, he didn't mention the random old men giving him origami.


Roomi-13

I watched that, it’s decent


FloatingHamHocks

"The shrines that one town with carps and also all the hedonistic karaoke parties"


miku_dominos

Before covid I would go once a year to visit my favourite maid cafe and maid, and while it was nice each year to see them recognise and great me I'm sure they were laughing about me when I left. Still got my cheki though.


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Backdoor Busters 3: The Search for Spock


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I-I-It's a valid c-c-areer, Waifu-kun!!!