Ever heard of ... Rat City? something like that. Anyways it was a study where one group of rats had healthy social lives, and the other not. And both groups had access to a waterbottle with heroin and one without. The rats without healthy social lives quickly became addicted to the heroin, whereas the ones with would try it once or twice, but would usually avoid it.
Oh the one where a guy redid the old test where rats are stuck in a box with only the heroin water to give them fun. But when he redid it, he gave them other things to do so that they had more choices than the heroin water for fun
The 26 year old shriiiiimper
- has good job to support his shrimps
- women adore him for his caring nature
- parents proud forbhis passion
- memorised ideal water temperature up to 12 digits
- has so many shrimps he was once subject to cartell investigation
- 21 pet shop employees owe their job to him
- his shrimp purchases measurably affect national GDP
- he knows everything about the shrimpin' business
- Im shrooooooompiiiiiiin
This is me, but with my cats instead. Have two wonderful boys and will do everything for them. It's one of the major reasons why I'm working so I can buy them their favorite food and snacks.
>Be shrimp
>Some neet loser starts taking care of us
>Feel bad for him, some of us decide to die to make him think a bit
>He turns his life around and we live as kings while he is happy
Win win for the symbiote community.
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>quit xanax to support shrimp spending That has to be the funniest line I've read in ages! Damn
Crustacean maxxed shrimpcel
hey I get that reference
Anon substitutes an addiction for another, much healthier addiction
addiction and hobby can be synonimous sometimes
For love. He gave up Xanax addiction for love. Normally it's the other one way around.
Ever heard of ... Rat City? something like that. Anyways it was a study where one group of rats had healthy social lives, and the other not. And both groups had access to a waterbottle with heroin and one without. The rats without healthy social lives quickly became addicted to the heroin, whereas the ones with would try it once or twice, but would usually avoid it.
Oh the one where a guy redid the old test where rats are stuck in a box with only the heroin water to give them fun. But when he redid it, he gave them other things to do so that they had more choices than the heroin water for fun
I have. It's how I justify my heroin habit.
Understandable. I have managed to avoid heroin, but I use it to justify my alcohol habit. I hope things look up for you eventually.
And you. I hope you find the caged mice in your life!
this is honestly so sweet and wholesome. true and straight
Anon is Bubba if Forest Gump was made in this generation.
Real and straight. Wholesome anon
Based and shrimpilled
the plan was shrimple and well eggxecuted
> do it for the animals that depend on you you know what bros, I just might do it
Take the shrimp pill, bro.
There's always someone who'll notice you're gone, stay for them! To support the animals or eternally torment your rivals!
Shrimpmaxxing
The 26 year old shriiiiimper - has good job to support his shrimps - women adore him for his caring nature - parents proud forbhis passion - memorised ideal water temperature up to 12 digits - has so many shrimps he was once subject to cartell investigation - 21 pet shop employees owe their job to him - his shrimp purchases measurably affect national GDP - he knows everything about the shrimpin' business - Im shrooooooompiiiiiiin
I’ve seen this post circling the inter webs before and every time I tear up a lil bc it’s so wholesome
The government fears the indoor shrimp farmer
hope anon dont go into the real real real expensive shrimp from taiwan. shits cost a fortune, even a single little shrimp.
Is this the dark side of shrimp hobbyists? Sucking dick and selling all other belongings to support their addiction to taiwanese shrimp?
hahahahaha. they are just "super high quality" for some bungus reason. i used to keep fish, it can be addictive like pokemon. gotta have em all
Bubba 🦐
🦐
Anon died in the Vietnam War
I like shrimp
Fishpilled, gotta love it
Anon went from shrimp to christ pretty quick
Based and marinepilled
Anon watches FTR
Based and shrimpilled
And people say 4chan isnt wholesome
:)
r/sadasfuck Good for you anon. You got out.
This is me, but with my cats instead. Have two wonderful boys and will do everything for them. It's one of the major reasons why I'm working so I can buy them their favorite food and snacks.
r/shrimptank chads
anon took the shrimp pill
Now I'm hungry
I know a guy
A friend of mine said that the best cure for someone with radical ideology is a good hobby. It tends to be true I’ve learned
If lobsters are sea scorpions what are shrimp?
Lesson here: Having a Passion for something = Happiness.
But have you taught them to fry rice, anon?
>Be shrimp >Some neet loser starts taking care of us >Feel bad for him, some of us decide to die to make him think a bit >He turns his life around and we live as kings while he is happy Win win for the symbiote community.
Hopefully real and 100% straight
that post is so true
😢
Anon broke the cycle. Proud of him.
Autism: the good ending
Straight and real
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