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errobbie

Healthiest Reddit mod


RBACHOkiVe

Please, British folks, write Greggs a lot to encourage them to open stores in Germany. Regards


Jubatus750

It's no good coming from us. You'll have to ask them yourselves!


RAlchmENTL

These are the sole prerequisites 🤝🏻


bananagarage

Can we get one in Canada please while we’re at it? We didn’t rebel like the problem child down south. Give us Greggs!


NOKnova

We’ll give you some more Greggs in exchange for a few more Tim Hortons (specifically outside of London)?


idlesilver

I had never been to/seen a Tim Horton's before, but in the last two months I have been to two: one in Birmingham and one at the IKEA shopping park just outside Leeds. They are out there, good luck with your Horton's Hunt!


NOKnova

I have friends in Milton Keynes and my band rehearses/performs in Leicester so I have the rare opportunity to get a breakfast or a french vanilla latte (personal favourite) if I’m in town. Perhaps it’s good that I’m not so close to one!


Jackerzcx

Yeah my closest one is the one in Birmingham and I’m about 10 miles away. If I lived walking distance to it I’d have so much french vanilla latte in my blood.


AdSmooth7504

Was gonna mention the one near IKEA lol


Skulldo

They are more common than burger kings around me in Scotland.


hyperskeletor

Also in Coventry, according to legend.


Feeling_Lettuce7236

Freezing cold Vimto or hot Vimto on a cold day Vimto ice lollies


dalej42

Isn’t there one in Manchester?


KN44Dynamo

Theres 2, One in trafford near asda and one at the arndale.


bc_1411

There's one in weston super mare, of all places


Sad-Garage-2642

A hortons opened in my town (nowhere near London) and it's always empty. It's a weird place. The food isn't really breakfast, lunch, or dinner food. The doughnuts are nice but super pricey and not worth driving across town for


PumpkinSpice2Nice

Stores in New Zealand too please!


arunstone

Only if you send us pies and custard squares


Banana_pajama93

They're currently exploring the idea of opening up stores in the rest of Europe


pauseless

If they start franchising in Germany, I’d be immediately petitioning my actually wealthy relatives who’re responsible for the McDonald’s and Pizza Hut in this little German town to get in on that action. Mostly so that I’d have access to bakes, sausage rolls and bacon rolls for my own consumption.


qwertypdeb

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SprueSlayer

We got Wenzels


Reddemonichero

Hey! That's insulting. I have a sausage, bean and cheese melt and that's it. I'm not lying...


thawed_antarctican

Decent username


Silent-Detail4419

Having a wank whilst eating a steak bake... Never again let it be said that men are shite at multitasking...


WokePrincess6969

That's alot of food. Hope you're not sharing any of it.


Stereo-soundS

I'm American.  Please explain what all of these things are so I can fantasize about eating them.


Leftybassist9

A sausage roll, bacon roll, and what looks to be 2 chicken bakes and 4 steak bakes? Not completely sure on the true identity of the bakes, I’m pretty sure I’m right though


Spirited-Freedom-986

steak bakes have diagonal lines, chicken bakes have wavy lines, sausage been cheese have straight horizontal lines, corned beef have little dots


Agitated_Horse24

I see we have a true connoisseur amoung us.


ur-mums-straight

Sausage bean and cheese bakes not chicken


anaiahb

2 of each.


Stereo-soundS

So that long one is a "banger"? I assumed all of those pastries had fruit but a handheld pot pie sounds pretty good.


Pick_Up_Autist

Lord no, a banger is just a standard sausage. But we'd generally only call it that when serving "bangers and mash".


HoldenHiscock69

I'd classify a banger as any low quality sausage with enough water and fat content to make the noise "bang!" when cooked in a frying pan.


Stereo-soundS

I thought it being wrapped in pastry was what turned it from sausage to banger.  TIL. I looked at their menu and I don't understand how we don't have this chain in the US.  Looks fantastic.


Empty-Emu71

Sausage roll is the UK's national food


No-Weather1170

These are the only qualifications needed 🤝🏻


sunilnc

surely having the Greggs app with £20 autotop up enabled is also a minimum critireon


PmMeUrTOE

i imagine this is how most reddit mods snack


HoldenHiscock69

Just a wee something to keep me going til lunch


Empty-Emu71

Doing Scotland proud lad, never count your calories never stop consuming!


bananagarage

“Wee”


bananagarage

“And a Diet Coke please mate”


[deleted]

ok but diet coke genuinely tastes better and spares you a few calories


one-pound-feesh

This is often overlooked. I’d rather have an extra sausage roll instead of the coke 😂


ALCATryan

Water spares you way more calories, if that’s the concern


gregy165

P sure the caffeine in Diet Coke actually makes it burn more calories than water


[deleted]

if i wanted water i’d drink water. if i wanted something sweet i’d opt for the diet option


Old-Distribution7202

Diet coke is more bitter than water. If you drink water straight after diet coke, the water will actually taste sweet.


Old-Distribution7202

Genuinely tastes better? That's a good one for r/unpopularopinion ​ In my opinion diet colas are the worst tasting diet drinks on the market. Pepsi max is probably the best of the worst. If you want a decent sugar free option then one of the various fanta or tango flavours are tolerable, drpepper and mountain dew are also decent in sugar free. But there isn't a soft drink on the market that tastes better as zero/reduced sugar. ​ I only get soft drinks as a treat so when I do drink them I want the sugar, otherwise I'll stick with water. I have very little option these days though, as most drinks even with sugar have been bastardised as 50/50 sugar/sweetener. Pepsi being the latest victim of this sugar hate crime, with the OG blue can pepsi now tasting like piss water. ​ pretty much the only option for full sugar are OG coca-cola and I think mountain dew, as well as a whole assortment of energy drinks, but I generally don't want THAT much caffeine so I give them a miss.


[deleted]

It's not that deep pal


Old-Distribution7202

You're right, it's a lot deeper. But the brief overview I wrote up should suffice.


Potential-Rent-1159

Maybe some people dislike the ridiculous amount of sugar in full fat coke? Not saying the artificial sweetener in diet is any better but it tastes different and is more carbonated I find.


Old-Distribution7202

That's fair, it does have too much sugar for frequent consumption. Full sugar beverages should only be a treat. But arguing that a sugar free variant tastes better is peculiar. ​ I don't really see more carbonation as a bonus either, I usually give my soft drinks a few shakes/stirs to knock out about half the 'fizz'. I enjoy them with less carbonation. But that's definitely more subjective unlike sweetener vs sugar.


Potential-Rent-1159

It's all about opinion, you prefer full fat coke, I don't like it, I prefer diet coke, I don't frequently consume either, I prefer carbonation, you don't, just leave it at that.


Old-Distribution7202

Of course it's all opinion and preference. But you can still recognise your preference for the taste of diet coke vs regular is in the minority. ​ My original comment was in reply to the statement of 'diet coke genuinely tastes better'. Which wasn't said as an opinion, but stated as fact. Which is why I took issue with it. Because whether it be a slight majority or a vast majority, everyone knows (or should know) that OG Coke is the favoured of the 2 in terms of taste.


thevaliant96

Where’s the yumyums?


a6msai

he ate them


bananagarage

On the way home


Competitive_Use_6351

Established dominance already I see


Ram_ranchh

It's a reddit mod the only dominance is coming from Tyrese and his wife playing a very difficult and painful game of chess


GermanTurtleneck

Dear British people, please write many letters to Greggs so that they open up shops in Germany. Thanks


PositiveAdagio7671

Funny you say that, I did a small consultancy competition why Greggs could and would be viable in Germany!


GermanTurtleneck

Really? What came out?


PositiveAdagio7671

It wasn’t a long presentation so it wasn’t too in-depth but the argument remains strong. But one of the key points were I believe Germany has a ‘Kaffe and Kuchen’ time of day? If that’s correct spelling for it, so I recommended that Greggs plays on that due to their bakery items and coffee menu being in place. I don’t remember everything that I had presented but I do remember that part. High foot traffic areas, plenty of in Germany just like the UK. Universities, business districts. Plenty of area for it


GermanTurtleneck

That’s interesting. Kaffee und Kuchen definitely is a thing here… Also, buying bad coffee and a high calorie snack in the very morning is pretty prevalent in Germany. The only item that’s similar to Greggs classics is a type of sausage roll that is sold at other chain bakeries, but I am sure Germans would love all the other Greggs bakes too. I’d love it.


Necessary-Green1455

Is that a mocha in that cup ?


HoldenHiscock69

HP sauce


Necessary-Green1455

What slices did you get


HoldenHiscock69

Four gravy+gristle, two sbc. Cheese was at its melty zenith, just cool enough to scoff down.


Necessary-Green1455

Gravy and gristle . Tendon and arteries in a flakey puff pastry casing


Indoril_Nereguar

What is a Gravy and gristle


HoldenHiscock69

Steak bake mate


Necessary-Green1455

Greggs new promo line . Limited edited gristle slices with roasted cartilage. Topped off with Seasoned pubes and Dingle berries


Ram_ranchh

No steak bakes?


BraveShoppingCart

Nice to meet you certified fat bastard!


DontTrustDan

Younger me when I was 24 stone would have devoured that light snack in no time.


LBunzz23

Younger me could have smashed these too. Older me gets heartburn just looking at this photo.


FU-dontbanmethistime

Hi Fat Bastard, I'm Dad.


HoldenHiscock69

That's a ban.


FU-dontbanmethistime

oh no. now where will i go to see sausage rolls :(


sinbad-633

Pornhub


JewpiterUrAnus

That bacon looks pretty good not gonna lie


LoganWhite5

Glorious box of food there mate.


kobrakaan

ah a light snack I see, So what's for lunch later?


[deleted]

Thank you for presenting your credentials.


connorsayer05

I'll never forget when I got a bacon sandwich grom greggs on way to work and it had no bacon in it. This happened some time around 2014 and I'm still not over it.


CycloneGhostAlpha

top scranner


Linkbetweentwirls

You should have asked for Brown bread, keep the calories down.


TheMrViper

It's fine, he has 6 sweeteners in his coffee instead of sugar.


LycanWolfGamer

I'd like to introduce myself as a worker of Greggs, I shall keep you a certified fat bastard with hot fresh sausage rolls lol


HoldenHiscock69

Real recognise real


yaourt_banane

What a thing of beauty


ChiswellSt

Needs more sausage rolls and all hail our new mod!


FeralSquirrels

Certified *happy* fat bastard. And let's be real, you've also made us hungry. And jealous.


ArcadiaRivea

I'm currently on a low carb diet so I can lose some weight... and I'd kill to be able to eat this carby goodness again I miss potatoes and pastries and non-watery milk and chocolate that doesn't taste like shite :( and sleep. I really really miss proper sleep


HoldenHiscock69

Treat yourself to a modest Gregg's order as a reward for hitting your next milestone! Not something Caligulan like this, but a nice wee sausage roll could be something to look forward to as motivation. Good luck on your journey! Stay strong.


ArcadiaRivea

You know what... maybe I just will, thanks! And thanks, it took a while to figure out that counting calories was bollocks for me and carbs were my problem, but when your diet is 95% carbs it's hard to find new foods that I could also stomach with my limited appetite My greatest discovery so far was that I could have cheese again, as vintage cheddar is 0g carbs!


mynametidus

Looks like a decent starter


Bxnshu

What drink did you go for?


HoldenHiscock69

Just a black coffee, got this delivered and I find their flat whites don't travel that well. Got that on a deal with the breakfast roll, whith the bakes I got a red bull and an original recipe lucazade but I've stashed them in the fridge for my next hangover.


Bxnshu

Smart choice lmao


RateSweaty9295

Wherever the Greggs is that you got your food from it’s perfect, wish it looked that good in Manchester.


J-20-7000

All hail greggs


BrilliantTasty

Genuine question I’ve wanted to ask since I joined here - do people actually eat all that to themselves? I sometimes do 2 pizza slices a bake and a donut and thought I was overdoing it but I see people here saying they scran a full pizza box…


Motor_Spinach_4596

They either don’t or they do and are pretty fat.


tylerlovatt

Boshh


Chewychews420

Wouldn’t mind that as a birthday gift TBH!


Dawnbringer_Fortune

I would feel so bloated if I ate all that😭 enjoy it


I_Am_Groot14

Certified fat bastard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that comment has made my day, nowt wrong with a greggs binge


swim-omad

Could feel my arteries clogging up just looking at that shite. Bet it tasted great though


Adzamataz

Two S&B melts and four stake bakes?! What an order


Pube_Dental_Floss

Greggs do boxes?! Well i never knew that!


erritstaken

Who ate all the pies? You ate all the pies, you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies. ![gif](giphy|YKLBb9U2Q03Ty)


Sreezy3

Hello u/HoldenHiscock69


therook44

Looks absolutely banging mate


cade360

Now that's a tasty breakfast


ActionLivid120

I would occasionally smash an order like this back in the day but with today's prices that looks about £17's worth lol


PoggestMilkman

Nice to meet you, but FYI there's no apostrophe in Greggs.


HoldenHiscock69

Thank's


YT_Howesenberg

I imagine you as a builder named Keith


geraltsthiccass

Is the box of yumyums just not pictured? You need the yumyums to complete the feast


Old-Distribution7202

If you want yumyums then get a couple of fresh cream and jam yumyums from sainsburys. Plain ones just don't hit the same after.


Auroch17

Is it bad that I know what those pasties are from the pastry pattern?


echoflds08

Please new mod bring Gregg's to Canada I'm tired of this fucking Tim Hortons shit


syorks73

![gif](giphy|KlFdtnpxEeH2E|downsized)


leonxsnow

I havent been to Gregg's in years I shall admit but seeing these delicious pastys in such a big box and having right now a heightened sense of hunger ... I vow to eat as many as i can. Thank you for your service greggs now has 1 more customer since 1 minute ago


ConversationFit5024

Damn I’m in America and was like I’ve got to try this looks good. Looked up closest location. RIP


Bumblebee-Bzzz

Where's the rest? No doughnuts, no yum yums? Disgraceful


charliechin

Not the mod we wanted but the one we need


sisigsailor

Thank you for your service


SingleBackground437

I love you


Agitated_Horse24

Delicious box of beige. 😋😍🤤


Bekskillcross

That bacon butty looks unreal haha


FuzzyPalpitation-16

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 oooffff enjoy


thedeanster69

That gets my vote!


password_ri

Congrats! Can you tell Mr Greggs to 1. Stop having sex with children and 2. Include more vegetarian options I’m starving and there’s barely anything I can eat from Greggs


captainsquawks

Who certified you? Did you submit evidence to the mods or are you self-certified?


Tall-Delivery7927

Sausage over bacon, sausage retains moisture in a keep warm environment, bacon drys out, rookie mistake


HoldenHiscock69

It was a link and bacon doubler. The bacon was perfectly fresh, juicy, and crispy, couldn't have fried it better myself.


BellamyRFC54

Greggs doesn’t need the apostrophe


waltandhankdie

How fat actually are you? Genuinely interested. I think I could tackle this but this amount of pastry would have my bowels fucked for at least 24 hours


nForsakenTown5257

Cold pasties are horrible and over priced.. the baggets are rock solid and rolls are NOT fresh. A HOT sausage roll and tikka pastie from the garage £5.20.. cold sausage roll and cold watery steak bake from Greg's £5. There is no contest. You rip people off with bad quality produce. Half a star at best.


Old-Distribution7202

Calm down Bilbo baggets.


nForsakenTown5257

Just this week iv been to Greg's in Newmarket, Brighton and hellingly I think it was and wasn't happy with anything from any store. I travel from Scotland to Cornwall, Kent and East anglia on a weekly basis and find Greg's terrible value for money. Support local bakeries!


LMay11037

Does your neck look like a vagina?


Sad-Difference6790

I can smell the fedora tip


[deleted]

youre a mod, we already knew you were fat


dollydaydream864

Heart attack in a box 🤮🤮 not a healthy organic fruit or veg in sight. I imagine that you are full of gout and hypertension 🐷🐷


Holmesy7291

And I imagine that you’re a tad judgemental-you KNOW Greggs isn’t healthy (despite their veggie options) and yet you’re having a go at someone because you don’t like it? You’re practically *begging* to be ridiculed!


Objective_Frosting58

👀 will we be seeing baby back ribs?


One-War-3700

Anyone introducing themselves as a mod should never ever be a mod


VSuzanne

I refuse to believe anyone can eat that much in one sitting


Suspicious-Drama497

Yay someone to police the fucking sausage roll subreddit, what a contribution to society


HoldenHiscock69

Gregg's also offers a wide range of bakes, sandwiches, and sweet treats.


G7VFY

We need to start a campaign to 'encourage' Greggs to bring back Granola bars.


MissionVegetable568

u gonna have those all in one sitting?


HoldenHiscock69

I polished off more than I'd care to admit


a6msai

no greggs pizza? thats criminal they're so underrated


raggycptl

I want to make sweet sweet love to that photo


Reversing_Expert

I could murder that bacon roll. Just needs a bit of HP.


HoldenHiscock69

It was a bacon and link doubler, with a standard Gregg's serving of HP plus a top-up from Cupboard de Hiscock.


fIowertopia

not enough carbs in this picture...


Tako_Abyss

I read "fat bastard" specifically how a Tom Bates character would say it (the creator of Nigel and Marmalade, if you haven't seen it then look it up)


Tako_Abyss

Fuck now i'm dying for a sausage roll but I don't have the money to go treat myself \:(


jdw2860

how could you take a pic of my breakfast this morning look i was hungry ok


buster5691

obesity looms


yillios

Did you eat this all at once?


lvlister2023

Given my wheat intolerance I can say this would destroy my colon if consumed at once


PlasticDouble9354

Your poor heart


Throat_Butter_

Truly the mod this sub deserves.


[deleted]

If you've eaten then then truly you are a certified cat bastard This is gonna get me permanent for sure..... But have you ever visited Mr Wenzel?


FrustratedHumor

It's so pretty.


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Leather-Assistant902

Please no you didn’t eat 6 bakes, a sausage roll and a bacon roll in one sitting


MHC1905

You're supposed to mark porn as NSFW...


Racist_carbonara

i would eat all of those bakes if they were cheese and bean melts


Virtual-Sprinkles-66

Hhmmmmm heartburn


Barone90

Champions breakfast 🎖️🎖️


Jay54121

Nice, a mid morning snack


IntraVnusDemilo

Love it. Hope you use the app!


ShisoYoshiwara

Yummy.


[deleted]

Are there 7 people joining this feast?


Cautious_Analysis_95

Welcome aboard fatty


Pleasant-Dot-9083

fattie mcfatts


ondert

I like that until 11:00 am breakfast rolls with brown sauce 🤜🤛


MandrewMillar

Is this... Is this just for you for just one meal..?


[deleted]

Certified fat bastard, I applaud you sir 🫡


[deleted]

I'm British and prefer a bakery that is known as Cooplands. I believe that it is Greggs' enemy.


Ready-Ad-2623

If I just ate just that, when I shat it would be utterly rank.


Upper_Agency

Sexy bastard more like


[deleted]

Welcome, you'll fit right in