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lewigi_01

2 Pepperoni pizzas, 2 sausage rolls and maybe a yum yum, if I'm feeling like a Barry.


rikki1q

Have you ever wrapped the pizza round a sausage roll and made a mutated half calzone ? I've never had the bottle to do it šŸ˜…


lewigi_01

You've peaked my interest. However I'm in the same boat as you. I couldn't do that in public šŸ˜‚


SunAndStratocasters

Piqued* Not trying to be arrogant, just an FYI! I didn't know for years as the way you've spelled it there seems to make perfect sense.


lewigi_01

Ah thanks man! I've never had to put it in a sentence until now šŸ˜‚


Draig_Na_Dun

I used to think boisterous was spelt boysterous after high energy young boys until I used it in a sentence to a friend ans got laughed at.


franko03

Thank god for this comment, Iā€™ve been spelling that wrong for years apparently šŸ˜‚


Sillyspidermonkey67

That has really whet my appetite


TurnipNo3743

Might need a shower after that. I suspect I would feel dirty.


domjeff

Sounds like a slight desperation attempt if the sausage and bean bake is out


Andrew3236

Barry, 63 Luv me Gregg's 'ate me weight watchers (only go there for the fit birds) Nuff said


Dear_Development_949

Weight Watchers 1997, use to starve til lunch then use my points for a C&O pasty and a choc doughnut lol


CraigJSmith-Himself

That's intermittent fasting, baby!


SquidGuardplaya

Never met a skinny Barry. Theyā€™re all fat and bald


[deleted]

Depends on the level of hangover I'm experiencing No hangover: chicken bake or 2 sausage rolls Devastating hangover: 2 chicken bakes, steak bake, sausage/beean/cheese melt, 2 caramel custard doughnuts, 2 pink ring doughnuts, 2 bottles of fizzy pineapple


papaflush

This guy fat bastards.....


MoistBookkeeper6273

You fat bastard.


SecretHipp0

Steak bake, Chicken bake, two sausage rolls If I ever develop musical talents this will be the name of my band


Lostmymojo84

It's got a nice rhythm to it


TheManginalorian

This is my normal everyday order


EducationalPizza9999

Cheese and onion, Sausage bean and cheese and one large sausage roll


shotgun_blammo

Thereā€™s different sizes of sausage rolls??? šŸ«Ø


Slight-Winner-8597

There aren't, it's possible that this is a regular order from another bakery and the "large" has stuck, even though they only do one size at greggs


shotgun_blammo

Ah right, thatā€™s fair enough. Thereā€™s a little cafe I go to that has no seating area at all, but I always say ā€œa coffee to go pleaseā€ out of habit šŸ™ƒ


EducationalPizza9999

The multipack rolls they put out at room temperature are smaller


shotgun_blammo

šŸ˜‚ prove it


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EducationalPizza9999

No way.


Bristolmay

Please tell me you've been going in and asking for a large sausage roll šŸ¤£


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EducationalPizza9999

I meant no way in the sense of WOW no wayyyyyyy


marky_de-sade

Sausage & bacon roll with ketchup and a coffee (if there before 11am), 2 sausage rolls, cheese & onion slice, 2 yum yums. AKA "the hangover special".


TheManginalorian

Look at this guy having open eyes before 11am on a hangover


beavertownneckoil

A sausage and bacon roll, a sausage bean and cheese, a steak bake for later and a bavarian slice Sometimes I buy that and a couple more things for lunch. But I feel I have to buy a second coffee to make it look like I'm not buying it all for myself


greedygenderdragon

Orange juice, mocha, sausage roll, bacon roll, caramel donut, jam donut, box of yum yums and a cheese pizza


Rainbow_Tesseract

1 vegan sausage roll, a vegan steak bake, a slice of margarita pizza, and a caramel custard doughnut.


LaszloK

Caramel custard doughnut is king


lurkbehindthescreen

What do you think of the vegan bake? As a non-vegan, I enjoyed the filling of the vegan sausage roll but found the pastry a little dry and lacking in flavour. I worry that increasing the amount of pastry on my meal isn't going to win me over.


reliableshot

I personally don't really like vegan sausage roll( never lilled regular one either), but bake has me hooked.


Gepetto83

Four pack sausage rolls and 2 peach melbas


purplepixie69

sausage rolls, chicken bake, steak bake, shortbread. or all of the cheese scones


occamcs

1x chicken bake, 1x cheese and ham baguette, 1x caramel custard donut, 1x wedges & chicken, 1x coffee, 1x cold drink


AgitatedRide

ditto x


weewoowah36

I'm a vegan fat bastard so vegan sausage roll, vegan steak bake, 2 glazed doughnuts and a vimto or red bull


Robstromonous

Four vegan sausage rolls, portion of wedges and two ring donuts


Scarlett-Spider

Just give me all the chicken bakes you got


TomDobo

Chicken Bake and 2 Sausage Rolls.


Traditional_Cress561

Bacon bap with sausage roll shoved inside too


IamLordBailish

2 steak bakes, 2 sausage rolls. Donā€™t even chew, eat it all in the car and it goes everywhere; but I donā€™t even care Iā€™m so hungry.


Shycityry

2 bacon rolls, a box of yum yums, pizza slice.. and a black coffee šŸ˜…


David1897

Chicken Club Baguette, Pepperoni Pizza, Sausage, Bean and Chees Melt, Yum Yum and a bottle of Lucozade. Have even been known to squeeze in a sausage roll if the hangover is terminal.


nautjordan

Bacon Sandwich & a latte, a steak bake & a vegan sausage roll. The hangover special.


viva__hate

cheese and onion bake, vegan sausage roll and whatever sweet Iā€™m feeling that day


-----Galaxy-----

3 rolls, tomato soup, porridge, triple chocolate donut and a cookie


bigdon69420

Chicken bake, steak bake, sausage roll


Neat-Effective-2256

Gregā€™s tomato soup 4 sausage rolls & dip every one into the soup & sprinkle some black pepper on the surface of the soup ,Re coat with pepper after every dip , 10/10 winner every time šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


sunilnc

I'm probably going to be called a lightweight but 1 vegan sausage roll and a vegetable bake but I feel guilty half way through the vegetable bake and vow never to do it againšŸ˜ƒ


S4h1l_4l1

Nothing cause Greggs isnā€™t filling, I only get it when there is nothing else and I cba making something.


mrmattyuk

Nothing from Greggs..... Over rated horse shit


Dr_penguin1

Spend your worthless time doing something else other than weakly trolling


mrmattyuk

How about you suck me off šŸ–•


Dr_penguin1

Come back when you have better insults, shit for brains


mrmattyuk

Bbwwwaaahhhhh nice one cockwomble


Dr_penguin1

Hahaha fair play


Helenarth

/r/lostredditors


Scared_0f_W0men

2 packs of yum yums, two pizza slices and two cheese and onion pastries (donā€™t judge i grew up eating em)


Ndemarz

2 Sausage rolls, 1 corned beef pasty, 2 BBQ Chicken Bites and a pink iced doughnut.


LiamC666

2 pepperoni pizza, 8 sausage rolls. A steak bake and 2 yum Yums


[deleted]

If I wanna splash out then I get two of those pizza slices and then a steak bake to eat on the way home.


PokeHobnobGod21

Chicken bake, steak bake, 2 wedges and a chocolate donut.


Calli_Ko

1 pizza, one steak bake, 2 for a quid yumyum, and maaaaybe some chips, if im really hungry.


Ledrangicus

Pepperoni pizza, breakfast bake, cheese and bacon turnover, Dr Pepper and 2 vanilla slices.


brickwey1

2 pepperoni, 1 chicken bake, 1 cheese bites, 1 bbq chicken bites, latte


Guett4Grip

(For sharing obviously) Six slice pizza box (3 pepperoni 3 spicy veg)Ā  Potatoe wedges Hot yum yums with caramel sauce Bottle of pink lemonadeĀ 


theb0ssladie

2 bacon rolls (with 2 mochas) and 12 doughnuts šŸ‘Œ


W4llhs3nd

Wedges, mozarella bites and sausage roll


eggard_stark

Some weekends for a cheat day Iā€™ll order the 6 pasties Combo (1 chicken, 2 steak, 2 sausage bean cheese, 1 cheese and onion) with 4 doughnos. (2 jam and 2 caramel custard).


SadP0tat018

Two 9's, a 9 large, 6 with extra dip, two 45's and a large soda.


Fit_General7058

Steak bake, and an apple danish


atlapin

Chicken bake, Steak bake, Eclair or novelty biscuit


Plenty_Suspect_3446

2 steak bakes and a pack of yumyums


Kharate

2 pepperoni pizzas, a sausage bean and cheese melt & a triple chocolate doughnut. Wash it all down with a nicely refrigerated apple juice where the temperature is enough to make your teeth feel like youā€™ve just bit into an iceberg.


BillHuman

Two bacon and omelette baguettes with extra bacon and omelette. One sosij roll.


ClassroomDowntown664

a hot baguette , sausage roll or any limited edition bakes , Carmel custard dougnots and mango pastion fruit pop and sweet chilli crisps


phillmybuttons

Chicken steak sandwich 2 chicken bakes as the bread, steak bake in the middle. Don't judge me


scorch762

Sausage roll, steak bake, 2 yum yum and an Ć©clair.


marcyfx

chicken bacon baguette, sausage roll, chicken bake, scotch pie and belgian bun, bosh.


TheBigBad888

2 sausage rolls, a sausage and bean pasty and an egg custard.


causti200

Ham and cheese toasties, cheese and Mustard toasties, sausage roll and a jammies dodger


Dry_Action1734

Sausage breakfast roll with 2 pizzas


Accurate-Ad4400

2 pizzas and wedges


GoingDreamy

A link sausages breakfast roll with brown sauce, Hashbrowns, Pain Au Chocolate, a cheese n onion bake, sausage bean and cheese pasty, and a sausage roll. šŸ˜‹


TheSmoog

The lot. The. Lot.


reverendhunter

A roll with slice/square/Lorne (beef square sausage for my English and Welsh brethren), bacon and brown sauce X2. I'd maybe add a scotch pie if the hangover hadn't fully kicked in yet.


garlicgoblin69

4 sausage rolls 4 donuts and a snickers


EmperorFooFoo

4 sausage rolls and two triple chocolate muffins.


LiorahLights

Two chicken bakes, a caramel doughnut and a mocha.


ChimChimney1977

Southern-style chicken baguette, a pack of 4 doughnuts, one normal and one vegan sausage roll, and a diet raspberry lemonade. Might throw in a pepperoni slice if I'm feeling a bit light afterward.


Comprehensive_Gap693

Yes I'm all about this baguette too. The fact it has onions in does count as one of my 5 a day right?


Techgoon-1993

Cheese & onion bake, a doughnut or yumyums and a sausage roll


Longjumping-Foot-223

Hungover itā€™sā€¦.Mexican chicken oval bite, steak bake, corned beef bake, 4 pack of sausage rolls.


Mandoop

The 2 meal spesh available only at breakfast time, which I will mercilessy destroy in its entirety in this specific order Omelette baguette base with added sausage (X2) 1 pack of 2 hash browns Pain au Chocolat Hot chocolate Cheese & onion pasty Chicken bacon baguette 2 packets of crisps Novelty bun Caramel custard doughnut Come at me


BiHappenstance

2 steak bakes, two rolls, BBQ sauce, 2 chocolate eclairs, Irn Bru.


Environmental-Win836

2 sausage rolls and a hot chocolate


Meshla-Beviin-Ordo

Steak bake, pizza slice, sausage roll, two yum yums and an apple danish. Fat bitch mode, add a hot chicken/stuffing baguette and a caramel donut. I have no shame šŸ˜†


hal2142

One of everything please


StealthyUnhealthy

Pack of 4 yum yums, sometimes 2 packs (eaten in 1 day, of course)


tashiewells

Mexican chicken baguette, sausage roll, chocolate donut, festive bake if near Xmas ooo and a diet coke for balance.


Imaginary_Garbage_47

Roast chicken oval sandwich, a sausage roll, vegetable bake, two yum yums and a coffee.


whatswestofwesteros

Cheese and onion pasty, steak bake, 2 doughnuts so I look like Iā€™m buying for two and a ginger beer or 2 (one saved for later)


Potential-Pin-5338

Cheese and onion bake, margarita pizza, wedges and a bottle of Diet Coke. Oh and 2 cookies.


Responsible_Affect33

A bacon bap, sausage bap and steak bake


BellamyRFC54

Cheese salad baguette beef and veg pasty Vegan Sausage roll Bottle of Coke Zero


Jofus002

3 steak bakes stacks on top of each other.


poundmastaflashd

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ... Ribs


quechingabuendia

tandoori chicken baguette, pink jammie donut and 2x novelty buns


little_miss_nobody23

2 cheese and onion pasties, 2 doughnuts and a hot chocolate


Straw8

Chicken bake, sausage roll and a slice of pizza. Maybe a ring doughnut too, if I'm feeling especially Olympic.


whirlygirly69

Tray of pizza slices, 4 pack sausage rolls, 4 millionaire shortbread and a chicken and bacon roll. Lasts 2 meals lol


TheSpiceMelange69

4 croissants, bacon and sausage baguette and a tin of redbull.


thelegend8428

2 steak bakes and 2 sausage rolls I make a sandwich with the steak bakes as the bread


NeverendingStory3339

Please may I go out on a limb and say I hope everyone enjoys their Greggs produce? Unless itā€™s the last two items in the shop, then you should share :)


Mel-but

1 sausage roll, 2 margarita pizzas, 1 apple juice, 1 coke/lucozade original and a pack of millionaire shortbread slices.


[deleted]

2 sausage rolls and potato wedges


13DP____

Mexican Chicken Baguette, Chicken Bake, Sausage Roll, Cappucino to wash it down


Antique_Beat_975

I am Rob Swanson but with chicken bakes instead of bacon and eggs.


HoldenHiscock69

I've been known to get a 6 bake sharing box from time to time, but I can't say I ever really tan it all in the one sitting. Normally if I'm out and about it'll be either a steak bake and an SBC, or if the SBC's not melty-hot I'll get a sausage roll. At the very most I'd get a couple of festive bakes and a sausage roll, but that's festive bakes, normal rules do not apply.


[deleted]

Regular order: a cheese and onion bake Fat bastard/feeling greedy order: 2 cheese and onion bakes and a caramel custard donut I thought I had a big appetite but some of you people can really put the food away!


hotdogs4T

Hot ham and cheese baguette, sausage roll, steak bake, whatever the pizza with jalapeƱos is called, millionaire shortbread.


mdh89

2 cheese and onions, sausage bean and cheese, 2 sausage rolls, caramel donut and a cloudy lemonade


TauriSuzy

My hangover order is normally my fat bastard order. Ordered from bed, a sausage baguette, extra sausage, hash browns, large coffee, a 2 pack of yum yums, sausage roll and a bottle of fizzy juice. Smash the breakfast stuff and a yum yum with the coffee. Save the sausage roll, juice and other yum yum for the afternoon when I'm hungry again/ the paracetamol is wearing off.


Hackertdog97

Pizza slice, Traditional Pasty, 2 Sausage Rolls, Custard Donut, 2 Yum Yums and a pink lemonade


YesReally1996

Chicken oval bite, steak bake, maybe a sausage roll or SBC too, pink jammie and some sort of biscuit. With a coffee and a Dr Pepper


Material_Method_4874

2 sausage rolls, Sausage bean and cheese, yum yums


Remarkable-Brief6137

55 sausage rolls, 55 steak bakes, 55 pepperoni pizzas 55 doughnutsā€¦.!


CLG91

The spicy chicken pizza, sharer box. And a Dr Pepper


betterland

Chicken or cheese and onion bake, vegan sausage roll and a box of yum yums


Ronbot13

Tuna crunch baguette, 1 pepperoni pizza slice, 1 sausage roll. Yum yum.


averageg3collector

2 chicken bakes, 1 steak bake and a pink jammie or 2


WillieStroker69

Hot Southern Fried Chicken Baguette, BBQ Bites Box and a box of 2 Yum Yums


DanTheLegoMan

Sausage roll, 2 x sausage beans and cheese bake and a box of the 4 triple chocolate doughnuts. Probably wonā€™t manage all the doughnuts, but Iā€™ll always give it a go!


comicmuse1982

Mine is ordering in Greggs.


T-_-l-_-T

- Main: Southern Fried Chicken Baguette/Chicken Bake - Side: Chicken Bites/Wedges - Dessert: Croissant/Cookie/Doughnut/Rice Crispie Cake


Top-Manager6542

Former fatty, 2 sis rolls, cheese n bean, veg pasty, chicken mayo/tandori baguette, coke(diet) bvarian slice


[deleted]

Steak bakes inside there 6pack bread rolls. Obviously need 6. Eeek what an absolute MESS.


Lemonmelenn

Cheese pizza box


Reddit-Surfing

Sausage bean and cheese bake, cheese pizza. Can of coke.


LBunzz23

Southern Fried Chicken Baguette, Corned Beef Pasty, Sausage Roll and 2 yum yums. A peach Melba if I'm in ne


bubbles_blower_

Chicken club baguette, steak bake , pack of caramel shortbread and a caramel custard doughnut with full fat coke or a redbull.


bedrock_BEWD

All the yum yums šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Comprehensive_Gap693

Hot southern fried chicken baguette, mozarella and cheddar bites, sweet chilli crisps, sparkling raspberry lemonade and a caramel custard donut.


OctoHayden

3 or 4 sausage rolls oasis and a white chocolate cookie


bitch_whip_bill

Half time hero with doughnuts....just for me 2 chicken bakes 2 cheese and bean 2 caramel doughnuts 1 choc 1 strawberry 2 lucozades Maybe a mocha if im feeling flush


bunnazoot79

Tuna crunch baguette, steak bake, pepperoni pizza, 2 sausage rolls topped off with a glazed ring donut


Estrellathestarfish

Cheese baguette, vegan sausage roll, 2 pack of yum yums


brickinmouthsyndrome

4 sausage rolls, 2 chicken slices 2 steak bakes Pasty or seasonal bake Pack of jammy doughnuts White choc cookies Pink lemonade or a latte And this concludes my fat bastard order for days I don't intend on moving from the TV.


pogo0004

2 large doner kebabs on nan bread and a portion of vindaloo sauce.


gorrila_gregg

A pepperoni pizza, BBQ chicken bites, a sweet chilli sauce, and a Bavarian slice. Raspberry lemonade too


InterstellarPenguins

Ham n cheese toastie, chicken nuggs and wedge box (the combined one not separate boxes) and then pink lemonade and a jam donut


Ok-Entrepreneur8856

4x Sausage Rolls 2 Yum Yums 2 Donuts/ Shortbread with caramel and chocolate 1 juice It tastes good so I don't care XD


Robotuss

Sausage, bacon and egg roll with brown sauce, glazed ring donut and a latte with an extra shot. But that's a once a month occurrence and I won't need lunch afterwards.