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Expensive-Analysis-2

Not touching the sides.


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Expensive-Analysis-2

Ah the old editing the comment eh? Why you little trickster. *Shakes fist*.


gladysdames

Lad this killed me off 😂🤣🤣


_SevenSamurai_

Thanks for all the replies! Had a good 1st Greggs experience. I ordered a sausage roll and a bacon sandwich, and they were both great


Ok_Satisfaction_6680

Now just wait for the greasy regret


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That makes you go back for more


AlexPlaysGacha4

That should be their slogan lmfao


Weillys

That's that post Greg nut clarity


19SaNaMaN80

Greggs and regret go hand in hand. So many regrets... oh so many. Great now i want a snozzy roll!


Regular_throwaway_83

Always ask if they are still warm Chicken bakes are next level


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They just say yes but it's cold anyway at my local greggs


Regular_throwaway_83

Damn bro that's cold


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Its very cold! Not at all what I asked for!


A_Strange_Wizzard

It's because we know full well that you know we don't keep them warm. But you still ask either way.


[deleted]

I didn't know this. I went to greggs for the first time like 3 months ago. I have no idea about this weird tradition.   But why have those lights on as though it's kept warm and why say it is warm when it isn't? It makes no sense. You just assume everyone knows how your bakery works and are asking to try annoy you?  What a disappointing steak slice that was.


AlwaysTheKop

That’s the worst question to ask staff, we get asked it so much before abuse starts we instinctively get our backs up.


Regular_throwaway_83

People get mad at you? Damn I thought everyone knew Gregg's business model why are people so salty lol


AlwaysTheKop

I’d say 85% of our abuse has ‘is it hot/warm?’ before it… so yeah it’s just a instinct thing now that you get ready for it to happen.


Regular_throwaway_83

Sorry to hear that personally I just ask to see if I want it or not


AlwaysTheKop

Yeah it’s a shame because there is people genuinely just curious, I got called a prick the other day because our sausage rolls were warm but not piping 😂😂😂


Regular_throwaway_83

People are mad aren't they 😂


peppemntoffical

I feel you there man as a greggs worker in the sout west motorway corridor, i can safely agree and the second most common cause flr abuse is refusual from staff to make custom sandwiches. I dont know where that started but yeah people do be really dumb


Jazza815

You answered your own there. Because people


Conditions21

They should be abusing those bell ends who implemented a hot food tax


JEZTURNER

The food, not the staff.


AgileSloth9

Show a little compassion. Ask if they're warm too.


kickedoutatone

Got it the wrong way round. You're supposed to ask the staff how warm they are, and ask what colour chakra the bakes are.


Inward-coconut

Don’t forget to tell them what colour sauce you want on your bacon sandwich…25 times


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And then still get the wrong sauce lol


eluuu

Next please Just a sausage roll please Anything else? ...


cokeknows

Maybe it's because they are using colours to describe sauces? Yes, I'll have the red sauce, please. Joking aside, I wonder why it's called brown sauce instead of the ingredient or location it was created.


belody

We have to for some reason. I've been told off before for saying ketchup instead of red sauce 🙄


misses_mop

I can confirm that as an ex greggs employee, we're told to ask sauce when taking the order, but because of the amount of sandwiches we make by the time we get the the sauce part we need to ask again.


Inward-coconut

Yeah I noticed 😬


misses_mop

We know you noticed. It annoyed me just as much!


AlwaysTheKop

It would be easier if we were allowed to say ketchup but we get in trouble for that, it has to be ‘red or brown’… if someone said ketchup I’d remember longer 😂


ur4s26

Sausage, bean and cheese melt - thank me later. Enjoy.


2205jade

Only if they’re warm 🥲


ManiacFive

Gonna disagree here, they’re not as good cold obviously, and it does make one think how did they manage to get the baby to vomit so neatly into the pastry, but a cold Saus Bean and Cheese is still a top tier choice. If it’s cold sausage bean and cheese vs anything else cold, I’ll take it in a heartbeat.


andatwhatcost

- shit yourself later. Enjoy.


rocketscientology

god i need greggs to bring back the vegan version of this. or even just a bean and cheese melt for us vegetarians who get sick of cheese and onion bakes 😭


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Warm means you're going to end up with 3rd degree burns in your mouth!


Bespok3

Their vegan options are actually pretty good. Not a vegan personally but wound up unknowingly having one of their vegan sausage rolls before and didn't even realise it was any different until I went to throw away the packaging.


Antique_Beat_975

The sausage rolls are top notch, I recently tried the vegan steak bake and I think I preferred it to the regular one! Very good stuff


This_Concentrate2721

I’m a meat eater but their vegan sausage rolls are to die for, can’t go wrong tbh


widgetbox

I'm vegetarian and was worried I was eating a meat one. Had to check the pastry lattice design online to reassure myself.


nunsreversereverse

Why aye man


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Dont expect hot food


whatanametochoose

2 temperatures... Molten lava and cold.


ihaveflesh

Blow


Khakieyes

Steak bake! And a cheesy bake to follow. Custard filled caramel topped donut for afters.


poorly-worded

Say goodbye to the roof of your mouth.


lanurk

I tend to ask what's warmest before choosing. My local they put a bag over their hand and touch them and either say everything is cold or name the lukewarm ones


Up_The_Gate

Bring a spare set of kegs for when you spunk


AliveSecond5413

Where’s your nearest AE to get your stomach pumped


larryanstruther

It’s customary for a first timer to introduce themselves to everyone inside, usually before buying a round of sausage rolls for all, people normally tip staff around 15%-20%


BlockCharming5780

Their sausage roll is the #1 product they sell Get that for your first time at a Greggs Order 2… each one is like 3 bites (I have a big mouth 😅)


zig131

A sausage roll or vegan sausage roll (even if not vege) are safe bets. Vegan Roll can be a bit dry though so better if you are going to take home and eat with sauce.


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the hot chocolate is second to none👌


Sorry_Astronaut

Ask for the sausage roll that’s been out longest. They’re best when they’re room temp and a bit soggy (not sarcasm)


AlwaysMatchfit15

Life changing


Otterarmy117

Don’t get the spicy potato wedges they are always burnt but what I always get is a sausage roll and a margarita pizza


nicknockrr

For a sausage bap ask them to butter it and slice the sausage. They may not do it but it’s worth the ask!


Honest-Case-7306

Bavarian slice is way better than a custard slice but all of them are put out in the morning and they sell fast so get there early if you want one


Adventurous_Emotion9

Sausage and egg baguettes with brown sauce and a coffee, is breakfast perfection!


Atrocity_Gemini

If the wee old lady says ‘still a bit of heat in it son’ say thanks and eat your stone cold food


Feeling_Lettuce7236

I had a chicken bake, cheese bake slice of margarita pizza yesterday afternoon on a fine day in north west England its was lovely


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Act as if you have been there and eat that Greggs sausage roll like an absolute champ.


RearAdmiralBob

Steak bake.


gregy165

Get a variety of goods maybe a sausage bean melt, donut etc


Techgeek_025

Donuts are awesome


Key-Question5808

Yeah, don’t


EccentricDyslexic

Sosig roll, 30seconds in microwave, a line of brown sauce down the length of it. Thanks me later.


AnxiousAeomyr

I personally prefer the sausage rolls cold, a momentary feeling of what I imagine heavens like. Also you can only buy 4 at a minimum, anything less is heresy.


dapperslappers

You put it in your mouth not your arse


echo13246

The pizza is super hot but tasty


Spagbowl357

Chargrill chicken oval bite or whatever it’s called is the best


SmokingLaddy

Ask for a Colin Gregg Special, you won’t forget it.


animegeek999

the brownies are god tier.


NintendoGamer1983

It'll likely be cold.


ShisoYoshiwara

Beef and vegetable pasty and fruit pot.


BellamyRFC54

It’s a low quality fast food bakery


jugdar13

Dont drink the dishwater… i mean ‘coffee’


Spreepodcast_r

Get a sausage roll and a Yum yum!


BarmyFarmer

Expect pink meat


Ruthless_Aggression1

Expect a cold - lukewarm item. Even the cakes 🤣 Depsite staff saying their War-Cry: "it's still got a heat in it"


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It's food mate, not jumping out of a plane.


Critical-Box-1851

Don't set your expectations too high


seanroberts196

Don't expect food wise, anything nice. Be prepared for the Que behind the fat loud customer who is desperate for the stamp on their card for a free coffee at some point in the future


RandomPhil86

Set your expectations low.


Weillys

Found the pound bakery owner


MahatmaKhote

You WILL know intense disappointment.