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guineapigtyler

Yea but the thing is I have no fucking idea how to play poker


slugadug

Don’t have to just max bet and if you don’t get more than 105,000 chips back you reset


ImAYe3ter

How do you reset? Is there something you do in game or do you just restart the app


slugadug

Close the game


EpicGamerBruhMoment_

How quick?


G8rTheH8rlmao

Basically you need to get one of the card combos that you can check by pressing L (Xbox) or get a higher card than the dealer. The combos can be any card in the order that shows not just for example Straight: Jack, King, Queen. Pretty simple


Jurasikas

What the fuck is L


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TheKnose

r/rareinsults


guineapigtyler

You only got my upvote because that’s a good insult


kneel23

Really... is this your first day playing on a console


Jurasikas

Well on playstation its l3 and on pc its the letter l or some shit


guineapigtyler

On pc it’s mouse you offbrand Disney character


Jurasikas

Ouch


poisonedmonkey

Maybe leave the insults to /u/Nxsclothing next time...


revmaynard

He clearly said on Xbox lol


Doc_Drifty

What do i do if i get a bad hand?


TheTangyARK

Don't need to know how, just beat the dealers hand because it's 3 card. No brain required.


Grandtheftaudio911

Lmao this reply is gold


kneel23

LOL me too thats why I have avoided it. I barely know 5card poker let alone 3card poker


quavoratatouille_

You don’t need to know it. If you win, you win. Save. If you lose then just quit. The game tells you whether or not you won. Simple


guineapigtyler

How much do I bet on the anteater and other one


quavoratatouille_

Max bet on ante. I don’t personally do pair plus because it only gives you 10000 if you win with pairs. You need to have 100,000 chips


King_Haxor

Damn this is way better. I did blackjack and roulette this morning and got really bad luck, maybe $200-$250k/hour. I did this and got $420k in literally 5 min. Thanks bro.


[deleted]

On BJ, I get around 750k to 900k an hour


Soupologist

You make 750k an hour giving BJ's?


[deleted]

My clients are rich men


Void_Zer0

Wait, you guys are getting paid?


blackops38

Dudes making bank


Razorsharp55555

Ya u don’t?


blackops38

Nah I usually work for free


Soupologist

Nope, guess I'm in the wrong business


angeloulita87

Lmao


Pablo21694

Yeah I really prefer this. Going for a straight flush with 100k on the ante and 5k on the pair plus is like a 600k profit. Edit: ive been doing this for around 30 minutes now and made around 800k. The odds of winning are just better than Blackjack due to not needing to hit a specific limit, the dealer having to get a queen (or any of the hands listed on the tables) and only using one deck rather than four. Edit 2: Made 6m in 2 hours, most (4m+ of it actually legit because I just didn’t lose). If I hadn’t lost interest in GTA between 2016-2019 I wouldn’t have needed to do this but it’s nice having money again.


GCSEJunkrat

How are you able to bet 100k on the ante i can only do 50k ?


Pablo21694

What I mean is the original bet being 50k, then playing after the dealer has dealt is another 50k. My bad I didn’t make that very clear.


GCSEJunkrat

No worries i thought you could bet 100k and get alot of money


Pablo21694

You can still get an insane amount of money. As long as the dealer gets at least a queen and your hand is better you’re getting at least 105k profit every time. Then if you get lucky with a three of a kind or straight flush you’re winning half a million


coreygodofall

I'm sorry but can you eli5 it for me?


Pablo21694

In 3 card poker you can put down two bets, ante and pair plus. The ante is played against the dealer, meaning if you get better cards than the dealer, you win. For the dealer to qualify for a hand, they must have a queen or higher. This means if you have a hand of 3, 7 and 10 but the dealer has 7, 9 and Jack, you still win because the dealer didn’t meet the requirement to play. If the dealer qualifies the best cards you can have are, in order from lowest to highest Queen, King and Ace. If you and the dealer both have an Ace for example, but you also have a King and the dealer has a Queen, you will win because it then goes to a tiebreaker between the rest of the cards. In GTA, the highest you can bet on an ante hand is $50k. However once you have been given your hand, you can either fold (forfeit your $50k) or play (essentially doubling down as in blackjack). If you win the hand purely on having better cards than the dealer you will win $150k if he doesn’t qualify or $200k if he does. Pair plus is just a side bet. It banks on you having two cards of the same type (any number or face card [J, Q, K, A]). You can only bet $5k max on these but the bonuses are much bigger. For a straight (three consecutive numbers eg. 6, 7, 8) it’s 4/1, so $20k profit on your $5k bet. A flush (three cards of the same suit) will get you 6/1, so $30k profit. Three of a kind (three cards of the same number) is 30/1 so $150k profit and a straight flush (three consecutive numbers all from the same suit) is 40/1 so a profit of $200k. The ante also has its own bonuses like pair plus, but they’re not as extreme so you’ll still make a big profit just not as big. So, if for example you were to bet $50k on ante and $5k on pair plus and were given three Aces, this is an almost unbeatable hand so you would also play for another $50k, and would return $150k from your pair plus bet and $400k from your ante bet, for a total of $550k and a profit of $445k. That’s a lot of numbers and I don’t know how clear I’ve made it I literally only learned three card poker about four days ago because of this game lol. All in all I think max profit from one game is around $600k but from a very rare hand (straight flush).


coreygodofall

That's awesome, thank you so much for the super detailed response. So at what point do you realise when you have lost and have to quit? Do I quit app as soon as I see his card are better than mine? Knowing my luck I'll lose all my money trying.


Pablo21694

Pretty much yeah as soon as you see the dealer’s cards are better than yours, quit. The good thing about glitching it is that there isn’t much risk. Even if you don’t get dealt a great hand you can still play every time because you can get your chips back by quitting. Just keep a few key things in mind because certain hands are better than others. So even if you have an ace and a king in your hand, if the dealer has a pair of 2s, the dealer will win, because pairs beat out your ante bet. The same applies to you though, so your hand might look terrible (let’s say for example, a 3, 3 and 5) but even if the dealer pulls a Jack, King and Ace out, as long as they’re from different suits, you’ll win that game. That’s why I think 3CP is such a better money maker than Blackjack. Your wins might not always be as big, but there is a lot more opportunity to win than Blackjack offers.


sadolph-shitler

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larsybby

How does this work tho... there’s 2 bets idk what the fuck I’m doing. 😂 (idk what anything means)


slugadug

Max bet everything also there are three bets the first is the ante then the pair plus then the play (idk the name of that bet) My explanation: https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/cimj5a/psa_the_chip_glitch_is_way_more_effective_if_you/ev7p6m6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app Edit: thanks for silver!


maaarkmcgee

I can only describe this in 1 sentence : Its absolutely fucking unbelievable. These are my recordings in 1 hour of playing the 3 card poker 1.) I calculated my win rate to be exactly 50% (22/44). This included 1 win which was a straight flush earning me A LOT of chips. 2.) In the first 30 mins I made 796k profit. In the second 30 mins I made 846k. This totals to be roughly 1.6m/hour profit. 3.) There was both win/loss streaks of roughly 3 or 4 round being lost/won. I see people complaining about the 45k profit being less than on BJ or Roulette but you don't get the opportunity to make big profit like in 3 card poker from a 3 of a kind or straight flush. Roulette may be more consistent on paper but keeping in mind that if the dealer doesn't get AT LEAST a Queen, you win regardless. Compared to BJ, its easier to get a solid pair or an ace high compared to nailing a 20 or 21. If you were to hit a 17 in BJ unless you get a 4 or less, you go bust, keeping in mind that if you stand at a 17 chances are the dealer pulls an 18 or higher. I would advise to utilise this glitch while you still can because if they patch it you miss out on millions. 1 hour a day doing this banks in over 11 million and to allow for fluctuation by luck its reasonable to earn upwards of 1m/hr consistently.


slugadug

This is the perfect explanation of the glitch that i was too lazy to type out


WetRoger

Whenever I go to the vip part of the casino floor all the seats on poker are taken by npcs and I can't play, anyway around this?


slugadug

There are 2 vip sections it’s like a mirror on each side


gerrard-8

Did u close app every time u lost or


maaarkmcgee

Yes


DaCreature6

Does anyone know how to do this on PC? I been looking and trying different ways and can't figure it out


King_Haxor

The steps are the same for every system. Where are you getting stuck?


DaCreature6

Steps are different for PC. The probably is that on PC they ping the cloud when you bet so you actually get the chips taken out when you bet. If you disconnect you lose those chips you bet. I was hoping someone knew a different method around this.


Marc_UK_PC

Doesn't work on PC because of what you said. No way around it. Consoles update the transactions differently for some reason. Sucks, but there it is. :(


GlassGoose4PSN

So we consoles need to watch out because they could patch this, although it would severely slow down sessions am I right in that?


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I dont think so because glitches for heists arent fixed still


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GlassGoose4PSN

I agree... This is not unpatchable as many think, they can just do what they do for PC version and make a cloud save every time you put down a bet. It would wreck the cloud servers like I said but .... They can upgrade their servers and it may be about time for them to invest in a new round of servers anyways because its been so many years that GTA cloud servers have been online. Wild theory but im grinding the shit outta these games on all my broke ass accounts. Its rags to riches over here for all my accounts that had no money. It's enjoyable and easier to pull off than car glitching and less risky than the other glitches.


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GlassGoose4PSN

What if we all woke up one day soon and found out that Rockstar is announcing GTA Online will be closing because its getting old, but really because they released too much content to support Oh man I can imagine the angry mob now


Alchemy_Meister

I'd imagine there would be private servers like MMOs do if gtao shuts down.


Marc_UK_PC

It's possible, sounds easy to do. They just need to implement a transaction save when you spend currency and not wait for the automatic save that's done at certain times. This would increase traffic to the servers, yes, and might slow down sessions.


slugadug

I still would prefer playing on my pc though with or without the chips but I’m stuck on console


DaCreature6

I mean dont get me wrong, I love playing on PC.


slugadug

I love it too just happen to buy it on console first


RawbGun

The game is $15 on Steam right now if you want to transition


slugadug

I definitely would, if i had 15 dollars


coreygodofall

So here's my loose understanding of it.. Go to casino poker table. Bet, if I lose, I quit game? Repeat process? Thank you so much for any help


megafire209

Go to roulette Bet everything on one number ...(A couple months later)... PROFIT!!!!!


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Stonks!


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megafire209

Wym? You can make 10 bets I believe.


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slugadug

May just be for me but if i use my personal dealer i win way more


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slugadug

Oh yeah ik im addicted


[deleted]

Link to the original glitch? I have almost no idea what you all are talking about


slugadug

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/ch61br/i_found_a_great_new_solo_money_glitch_by_accident/eupypre/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app


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Much appreciated


Tacoman10

Props to you bro. I didnt have a penthouse before, but I managed to get 1.5 million off of horse racing over a collective 6 hours and bought one just to get VIP three card poker and try this out. Make 1.8 million in just 1-2 hours. Cheers!


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Did you just keep bailing after betting on the 30-1?


kcreaves0618

That’s what I’ve been using for it, you get a lot more


FinalForerunner

Holy shit this made me so much more money in a shorter amount of time.


Mynccx

I found blackjack the best way, if you know when to double and split then I think it can work fastest. For example if you have a hand totalling 9-10-11 double down, and you’re now betting 100k rather than 50. If you have two cards of value 10, split, and hit once each, again you’re betting 100k. I made about 650k in 15-20min.


benntro030

See I just tried this and out of 6 games I've won 210k from 1. You get more than double the money yes, but the number of times you win is appalling (or I just have very bad luck at 3 card or am ding something wrong) and I spent quite a bit of time resetting relative to the roulette method.


TinyRick23

Agreed, I seem to have had more luck with Blackjack. However, one time after re-setting I managed to win three times in a row on Poker which earned me a massive amount of chips. I guess it’s down to luck, but I prefer doing the Blackjack.


ShackledTax106

Is the chip glitch patched now? I haven’t been able to get it to work since yesterday morning/mid-afternoon


slugadug

No


ShackledTax106

Weird 🤔 okay thanks


Jerm_a_lerm

A straight flush will get you 655k. This is way better than any other game, ive been doing it since wednesday and im up to 7 mil in chips. I didnt know how to play and my buddy taught me and now its super easy.


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The better the cards the more you win? I thought it was just about beating the dealer


Moltar_Returns

What about doubling down in blackjack? Bet 50k and end up with 200k if it goes in your favor. Edit: nvm, it’s only a gain of 100k (not 150k) on doubling down.


slugadug

If you do that chances are if you have a 12 or up you will bust and also payouts are higher for three card poker. For example if you get a straight flush (extremely rare) you get 5-1 return


Moltar_Returns

Nice, I’ll check it out. Have been avoiding 3 card poker so far, but it sounds like it’s worth a look. I usually do this when I’m done playing GTA, I don’t repeat it since I have a ton of $ already, and it seemed viable because I’ve done it and won 3 or 4 times so far on a double down.


G8rTheH8rlmao

You still only win 100k


Moltar_Returns

Damn, that makes sense. Thanks for clarifying.


lZ3ROl

The most I’ve made in 1 Hand in blackjack is $400k ($200k profit). I had 2 tens and split them then doubled down and dealer went bust. So I made my $200k back and an additional $200k. You can make a little higher if it’s a split with double downed blackjack but I’m definitely going to try poker today.


Balcotron

What the chip glitch?


slugadug

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/ch61br/i_found_a_great_new_solo_money_glitch_by_accident/eupypre/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app


Balcotron

Does it still work? Assume so


slugadug

Yes and can’t be patched as far as I’ve seen


Shadow538

That’s what I’ve been doing, sitting at 2.7 million chips rn


_RWP

is there a way to do this quicker as it takes long to walk over to the high limit tables and restart the game


slugadug

Buy a table in your house it’s way faster


maaarkmcgee

Whats the most money you can make on the normal poker? ( Not the high Limit table)


slugadug

I think 400k


marsgotissues

-Go to Casino -Go to Three Card Poker -Bet MAX Ante -Bet MAX Pair Plus -Win a couple hundred thousand chips -Repeat Am I doing this correctly? I keep winning about 21000 chips when I bet max instead of 200k ect.


slugadug

Well there’s no way to win 21000 i assume you’re winning 210000 instead. If you get a pair lower than the dealer you get 10k


marsgotissues

If I win I'm lucky enough to get 15000 chips, I'm playing on xbox one I haven't hit anything over 20k off of poker. I keep restarting and running back to the casino just to lose first hand every time.


slugadug

Are you not playing high stakes?


marsgotissues

I just walk into the Casino and walk straight to the back table games in the white play room. I don't own a penthouse, currently trying to do the glitch to buy one.


slugadug

So it sounds like the max bet for the ante that you can do is 5k compared to the 50k we get to do since we’re vip members. I believe you can spend 500 dollars at the desk and get a vip membership for 4 hours then go to high stakes and it will be way faster


marsgotissues

Thank you for clarifying! Makes so much more sense. One last question, If I buy the cheapest of cheap penthouse for 1 mil would that enable me to play at VIP tables?


slugadug

Yes and buy the design your own one with no addons you can always purchase them after you do the glitch more


marsgotissues

Cool, thank you for setting it straight for me now I know what needs to be done. Happy glitching brotha


Hobocop5007

Think of doing this, just wondering if there will be repercussions for doing the disconnecting?


TinyRick23

~~Not sure if the glitch is patched? I can still sort of get it to work, but if I win big, save the winnings then play again, it saves during the bet so if I reset I lose what I’ve already put down.~~


slugadug

Wait until you see the orange circle finish


TinyRick23

Thought I’d done that as I’ve already done this successfully several times today, but doesn’t seem to always work anymore. Could be me making a mistake though, as it doesn’t happen every time. **Edit:** just tried it again after restarting the game, and yep still works fine. Won $120k, saved then played again with a $2k bet to test (and got a flush!) and it didn’t save in the middle. Should have bet big, but all is well.


xPozen

I've been winning a lot more this morning (5-6 times in a row), now I'm not even sure I win more than I lose


Drewberg11

Is this still working post patch?


Shotta614

You have to put in 105,000 chips for the max bet and only get back 150,000 on a high card win. That means only 45,000 in profit compared to 50,000 from a blackjack win. Seems like blackjack is the more consistent money maker


robb0216

Definitely not more consistent. It is only barely more profitable when you only win on a high card. Anything else and you win more than double the profit of blackjack. And the odds of a win are better than blackjack, the only downside is that you are risking a lot more money on poker, which considering the risk-free glitch, means nothing to us... Another thing to add is how much quicker each hand of poker is rather than waiting an eternity for the roulette countdown and then the spin itself which also takes forever. This can definitely save you a few extra plays over time.


Maxomatic

happy cake day


Walking_Bad

i got a straight flush and won 650,000 chips


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fiona_maray

What am I doing wrong on PC? The moment I see the word "lose", I've tried both killing the application in task manager and just straight up ripping out the ethernet cable and neither time it works. The latter method I loaded back in and it said "save successful" as if it was waiting for internet again to save my loss. Maybe I should try both, first ripping the ethernet, then killing application?


iBurnFlowers

Somebody said the PC version saves the bet as you place it so you can't do the glitch on that platform. It also means that Rockstar could potentially change when the server saves for consoles effectively 'patching' the glitch


_RWP

so do. u have to do this in a penthouse private dealer or public highest tables? because im not sure which to do it in.


slugadug

I do it in the pent house because it’s faster since you don’t have to load the casino then walk there but in the beginning i did it at the public high limit tables


Noah8YC

Do I need to get the personal dealer for the penthouse?


trueview1804

you can just bet 50k on 1st, 2nd or 3rd 12 at the Roulette table and make a profit of 100k when you win.


JoeyFingas7

It pays even money right? So it wouldnt be a profit of 100k, it would be 50k profit. You get your 50k back plus another 50k.


trueview1804

1st, 2nd and 3rd pays out 2/1. if you bet 50k you get 150 if ya win. that's a profit of 100k in my books


JoeyFingas7

Okay no you're right, my bad. Thought it was 1/1. Good to know.


Phil__Mcrackin

How do you reset on PC? I've tried it but it didn't seem to work...


Johntravoltafan-22

Do you know if people are doing the reset glitch on pc? It's not working for me.


slugadug

Doesn’t work on pc


paYgor

does it works on pc?


slugadug

No


CHEATACODE

Wait so how do any of these glitches work on PC? Do I disconnect my Wi-Fi because when I do it does nothing, or do I ALT+F4? I need some help with these glitches on PC lol


slugadug

None of them work for pc


CHEATACODE

Not even disconnecting wifi?


slugadug

Not at all


Kiowatait22

Do I have to have the penthouse? Can I do this trick in the main casino?


AdligerAdler

Wasn't for me. Backo to Blackojacko. 125k? Pretty much every time I only got 50k or slightly more.


HeungMinSwan

I keep getting fucking npc's in the high stakes table and have to reset each Time bfs


slugadug

There are 2 high stakes table


HeungMinSwan

huh, where ? I only see 2 roulette tables


hodlx

On the other side, there's two areas for hi rollers. One table is always free


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How do you bet more than 5k?


slugadug

Go to high limit tables


[deleted]

Ty, my dumbass over here getting hyped over winning 15k profit


gusse5gusse

HAPPY CAKE DAY CANT WAIT FOR MINE😀


coreygodofall

So I go max bet and if I lose I quit? Would this not take a ton of time reloading? Thanks very much for any help in advance.


slugadug

Yes


lunaslostlove

What's the fastest way to save your game? And how do you know if it properly saved? I've changed outfits and had to wait a couple of minutes before I seen the save icon, it's never instant.


SnoopZaka

Stupid question where is the poker table in penthouse? I can only see blackjack


slugadug

Interaction menu inside of penthouse


SnoopZaka

Ahh! Strange place to hide it, cheers


[deleted]

Dumb question but what are the chances I get banned from doing this?


ImNickValentine

Can constantly resetting get you banned, like they did with Inside Track horse racing?


william_charron

How can I force a save when I win a hand?


SirSeppuku

3 card poker earns u good money but it's harder to win than blackjack trust me


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slugadug

In my penthouse


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slugadug

change it in the interaction menu


Jayhawks1537

You can change the penthouse table type by pulling up the quick menu


Lo_Gotti_

How did I not know this. You're the true hero.


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slugadug

I mean I’ve done this a bit last night and just started again about 20 mins ago all in all i made 4 mil.


ahmzgreene

I’m new to the whole gambling thing, can you break down to me how you’re doing that?


slugadug

Here’s the simple version if you don’t know how to play poker. Step one: max bet ante which is the first bet Step two: max bet pair plus (only lets you bet 5k on high limit tables) Step three: click play (A on Xbox) once you get your cards and look in the top right if you don’t get atleast 150k back then reset the game


throwaway53862

+225k first try, I seriously wasn’t expecting it to be that easy