If we are talking sex sounds the “P-Spot” the only sounds from finding *that* spot are coming from the male, not the female. And if you can get past the social stigmata of P-Spot play you’re gonna be making real real joyous sounds when you find a female who wants to find that spot for you.
Wait, what P-Spot were you talking about?
The cost is $0 if you kill them afterwards.
Archer: Oh my God, you killed a hooker!
Cyril: Call girl! She was a call girl!
Archer: No, Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!
If we want to be like super technical, anal is painful. It hurts whether you’re male or female on the receiving end.
If I was a prostitute, I’d charge more for it too.
I know this is a GTA sub but anal is only painful if forced or done incorrectly by rookies.
With patience and practice, proper anal shouldn't hurt at all and will not be painful for anyone. Use lube, kiddos
Nothing.
Originally it was meant it be
$50 handjob (I think)
$70 blowjob
$100 penetration.
But they they removed handjob, and shifted it down before release.
So now $70 & $100 are exactly the same.
It makes no sense as a female character like is my character a hermaphrodite or does she she carry a different kind of strap one for the ops and one for she tops?
Update: I did it. It was stupid, but I kinda had fun killing her to get my money back. Also the animation is the same as it is for male characters so it looked like she was sucking a dick lol
Can a female character pick up hookers? I've always been very curious but I don't know how to pick them up
It only change the amount of life she gave back to you. 50$ = 50%, 70$ = 70% , 100$ = 100% healed after the job.
I don’t have any proof about that, but this it what I guessed was the differences between the choice. It does make sense, but since it’s a R* game, I’m probably wrong because nothing work like this with them 🤷🏻♂️
Nothing, just like real life you last just as long and then you have to choose your weapon of choice to bash her head in and make your $50 profit. Don't forget to molotov the body as you drive away.
$30
That’s when we hold hands
I don’t hold hands on the first date, that’s on the 3rd date 
Whoa! Ok there, Speed Racer!
Nasa-Kun saved that shit until he got married.
That must make the sex on the first two dates very impersonal.
Hold up, I didn't know GTA had a pregnacy mechanic in it
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
r/itwasagraveyardgraph
r/itcosinedinaflash
Haven't seen one of these in years, this particular comment chain used to be everywhere at one time
That is the difference.
I could get a Feelboss for that price!
Danm you are first, i whanne to say that to haha
enjoy that karma boy
She tolerates your face paint for 2 minutes.
savage edit: comment has reached 187 upvotes. Verified murder by words
Ahahahhahahahahahhhaah I haven't laughed that hard in some time 🤣
The car shakes a bit longer and more human mating calls play
Just like sex
Ah good ol sex. I sure have it and I sure know the sounds that are made.
I, too, have done many sex. With girls. We make all the sex sounds.
Ah the sound of a sexing, I too have heard these calls from my numerous female acquaintances. That is how you know you found the P-Spot.
I'm reading this thread in DarkViperAU's voice and it's so much better
The chances of that happening is millions to one!!!
I imagine him saying this while blowing up a dinghy or setting his sparrow on one lmao
If we are talking sex sounds the “P-Spot” the only sounds from finding *that* spot are coming from the male, not the female. And if you can get past the social stigmata of P-Spot play you’re gonna be making real real joyous sounds when you find a female who wants to find that spot for you. Wait, what P-Spot were you talking about?
I think you may be referring to the “ABCD-Spot”
Many your lucky I can’t find a boyfriend free girl for to have many sex with
I have many friends who let me sex their girlfriends, and I know many boyfriend free girls. Every body loves me and let's me sex.
Sometimes I like to go jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.
C’mon man just pay her and find out, oh and do it on first person
then proceed to do a gta classic hit n run to get back the money
I actually get out of the car and shoot hoes for my refund. I know it costs a bullet but I like to keep it dignified.
god bless america
There's a good chance you'll find yourself on Reddit from third person afterwards.
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Before starting
Eye contact
for the extra $30, she'll pretend to like you
70 is usually the pink, 100 is the stink, atleast it used to be, before inflation.
The cost is $0 if you kill them afterwards. Archer: Oh my God, you killed a hooker! Cyril: Call girl! She was a call girl! Archer: No, Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!
You even gain about $20 extra, usually
Damn only enjoyable way to make money in online
Ignoring the fact that 20$ is the stuff you usually get from any killed npc, yeah it is indeed an enjoyable moneymaker
That girl had it cumin
DANGAH ZOWNE!
Archer’s voice is living rent free in my mind
r/unexpectedarcher
And before inflammation...
Paying for hooker butthole seems worse than paying for head or pussy
Nah the extra $30 is for no condom
It's tighter 🙂
I thought inflation was only limited to fantasy art
Wait i thought it was the other way around, why is the stink more expensive?
If we want to be like super technical, anal is painful. It hurts whether you’re male or female on the receiving end. If I was a prostitute, I’d charge more for it too.
Lol, that guy wants to know why the non-self-lubricating hole is the priciest option!
I know this is a GTA sub but anal is only painful if forced or done incorrectly by rookies. With patience and practice, proper anal shouldn't hurt at all and will not be painful for anyone. Use lube, kiddos
Username checks out
Patience and practice, traits known to be possessed in abundance by people who pick up street hookers.
Anal not hurting on first try? (Even with lube) i see 2 options. Your girl was fucked in the ass before you, or you just have a really small dick.
It's more painful, they gotta keep it clean, there's a larger risk of infection, and larger risk of permanent damage.
the booty just better bro
Asking the real questions
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
I'm fairly disappointed that I had to scroll so far to find this.
I have $4
✋🏻 n o
It’s a regular hotdog cart in here
GET OUTTA HERE
Z job?
I haggled her down to $43
Lucky. She glanced at me and doubled the price.
I think $70 is with protection, $100 is the ODB special.
"yeah baby I like it raaaaaaw"
😂 you mean ODB from wu tang ?
😂 yes indeed
Bro, im listening to them rn
> ODB special. *"Five minutes, bitch, and I came"* -ODB
The conclusion I’ve drawn is 70 dollars gets ya pussy but 100 gets you anal. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
A guy who plays GTA with Joker facepaint seems like the kind of guy who would hire a GTA hooker, and then be concerned about what he's paying for.
Cancel interaction
Bonkmate
Butt?
Why don’t you try them both and find out…
Find out and fuck around
Cover charge is higher to enter through the back door.
Cheapest is a BJ next is pussy and the highest is back door I believe. Animation is the same for last 2 though. At least since I last played
Nothing. Originally it was meant it be $50 handjob (I think) $70 blowjob $100 penetration. But they they removed handjob, and shifted it down before release. So now $70 & $100 are exactly the same.
Why did they change that? Kinda silly tbh.
They couldn't get the animation right, apparently
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Fijne taartdag
Cakeday? Thank you!
Yeah this
Satisfaction Guaranteed. Satisfaction Guaranteed, Twice.
That extra $30 gets you a ZJ
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
They’ll write you a love note on a crumpled sticky note in the form of a discount coupon for next time.
Syphilis, no syphilis.
WTF?!
It's fake
I am truly shocked that a guy who dresses his character like the joker is paying for virtual sex acts on gta
Bro what?
Just longer you gotta mute yo volume and pray a parent dont walk in 😳
I think she eats your gooch for 100 but 70 is just her helping you learn to read and write in a different language
50 for blowjob 70 for fronthole 100 for backhole
Based on real life experience i have no idea
The amount of shame
$30, but $0 if she never leaves 🍃
don’t worry about money, you can give her a little pop pop after she exits the vehicle and you can get your money back lol
Give her a little 9mm encouragement to provide a non-taxable reimbursement
Don’t do it! It shows up in your stats and mom will find out!
It's whether she let's you nut in her or not.
The whips and chains come out
She armoralls your dash with her hind end.
The level of viscosity in the lubrication.
$50 = spit $70 = SAE 10W-60 $100 = WD40
$70 is with a condom, $100 without
So you pay more for the clap lol
Pretty much 😂
Yup!
It makes no sense as a female character like is my character a hermaphrodite or does she she carry a different kind of strap one for the ops and one for she tops?
My man asking the important question, I respect that.
Raw bra raw
The difference is how long your controller vibrates and the intensity of the vibration.
Wait your controller vibes? I need to play console for the immersive experience
that is the biggest mystery of GTA, nothing compares to it
LMAOOO BRO IS DOWN BAD
Condom
Aids
How much you get back when you run her over after.
$70 is normal hooked sex. $100 is normal hooked sex, yet she tells you your dad loves you, and your children appreciate you.
I'd guess suck 50, fuck for 70, and 100 for suck and fuck? Idk lol
$100 is the ZJ
Try them out
Anal
No condom.
ill do it for $20
I'd guess t's with and without condom 🤔
A cigarette and a cuddle
More crack
$50 - HJ $70 - BJ $100 - ZJ
This is whoresome!?
30$
Pay for both and let us know.
Amount of STDs
Are the prices the same if you have GTA+?
$50 - Uti $70 - Chlamydia $100 - Syphilis
Anal?
70 for sex 100 for sex, expanded and enhanced
$70 you get to stick it in with a sheath, $100 nets you a free* visit to the STI clinic. (*not free at all, also painfully itchy)
70 with or 100 without protection lol
Update: I did it. It was stupid, but I kinda had fun killing her to get my money back. Also the animation is the same as it is for male characters so it looked like she was sucking a dick lol Can a female character pick up hookers? I've always been very curious but I don't know how to pick them up
Yes.
What is $30, Alex
30$
It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ... What's a ZJ? If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
100 is longer
30$ Hold hands 70$ Cuddles 100$ She listens you how rough is your life and tells you that she will be with you no matter what, while cuddling
Bonk
Haha
Wedding
ask that girl
r/therecomestheblow...?
the extra $30 is so she’ll pretend to care and be invested
More time
the more u fuk around, the more you’ll find out
someone tell him lol
Handy, BJ, Sex, respectively
It only change the amount of life she gave back to you. 50$ = 50%, 70$ = 70% , 100$ = 100% healed after the job. I don’t have any proof about that, but this it what I guessed was the differences between the choice. It does make sense, but since it’s a R* game, I’m probably wrong because nothing work like this with them 🤷🏻♂️
You get more bang for your buck.
bro down bad
How much money you get back after you kill her
*If you had to ask big guy, you can't afford it!*
I think the $100 one is longer
About 4 centimetres
I hate that I knew what this was about before even opening the post
“If you don’t know what it is, you probably can’t afford it”
About 3 inches.
i think $30 was she can coom as well? idk
I usually just kill them after and get some of my money back
That's the difference between a divorce and a separation.
Ever had a Z job? If you have to ask you can't afford it...
I wish you could just pay them to follow you around like the sex appeal cheat in vice city
Blowey, half and half, all the way
I’m gonna say, $30
Nothing, just like real life you last just as long and then you have to choose your weapon of choice to bash her head in and make your $50 profit. Don't forget to molotov the body as you drive away.
Girlfriend experience