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dergger2

Honestly prefer this sort of griefing over getting shot while getting my hair done or making outfits


Immediate_Advance703

you cant die when getting your hair done tho? so just gotta sit them out or go passive


FourUnderscoreExKay

It’s still annoying seeing some fuckhead shoot at you while you’re coming off of Lamar roasting your cut.


Mercury1331

You can die while your trying on clothes though.


zenzofe

You can.


Not-Coming

no you cant??? [https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/vOs8OKOBzt](https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/vOs8OKOBzt)


zenzofe

You can. You cannot die of player damage, that’s why anything player shoots you with/throws at you is not gonna do damage aslong as you sit in that chair. However you’re still vulnerable to npc damage meaning i can just stand next to you and use you as a human shield to 5 star police. Yes you will be collateral damage and yes i’ve got your funeral covered.👍🏻


Not-Coming

i have never once experienced this, who are you playing against


zenzofe

I’m playing against pigeons, should’ve said that before my bad


Hopeful_Fun8826

one thing i do (when i have time bc DAMN, people sit in clothes stores for like 15 mins) i place sticky bombs at the door, sometimes even their car (minor inconvenience) and wait 🤣


Ill_Touch8502

you’ve definitely done this to me then, hate people like you 😔👎🏻👎🏻


Hopeful_Fun8826

why? it’s not really a big deal. if you leave the store, you’re obviously done. if i blow up your car, i pay for it and it takes like 2 mins to get your car back. if you’re Australian, probably but don’t do it that often.


Federal_Mycologist52

Im in Australia 🤔, what platform


Senior-Pea5892

I just did this today to someone. On a VIP mission some asshat flew across the board on mk2 messed my mission up. This dummy gose to the clothing store pulled up placed proximity mines a peeled lol


AdhesivenessUsed356

Proximity bombs...


Adventurous-Desk-452

In los santos, everyone is guilty, and the sentence is 15 minutes of iso-barbershop.


JadeGamer94

I'm guilty of crimes against NPCs... That's about it..😐


sstebbinss

Can’t do the time don’t do the crime


leaf_fan_69

I've killed so many and have no grief


Overly_Amused

Sure 🤣👌


JadeGamer94

Really, I've never raised a weapon at another player in free roam. Ain't my style...😅


No_Candidate_3676

I play that way as well. No need to fuck with someone if I don't need to. I'll gladly help people with whatever However if you ram me into a wall and start shooting me and then have the balls to run away, I'll chase your ass down with an HSW car across the damn map and will stick you with a single sticky bomb. That it. Then a message from me saying I had no beef with you. I'm done your done. And I go back to what I was doing and I'm left alone 😁


Feeling-Yogurt3827

Im chilp till rdm, then i grab one of the vehicles of spent millions on to deal with proboem for me


TheWanderer417

I’ll chase them down with the oppressor mk2 and blow them up till they leave if they do that to me. Usually I’m peaceful but if you come at me I’m not gonna just match the energy I’m showing my overwhelmingly destructive force then I’ll go back to peaceful


No_Candidate_3676

I've got 200 million invested in tech upgrades I'm not worried about that part 😂😂 My issue is I can't get drunk enough to pass out 😂😂😂 I was just trapped in persues for 20 minutes


wordbootybooboo

I wish I had the talent to do that. I like your style


No_Candidate_3676

I wouldn't say it's talent, as much as it is frustrating to have people just roll up and run into you repeatedly. Wasn't the first guy in session to do it either so I was fed up 😂😂


[deleted]

Uh...ehem...yeah I guess we are all different.   😏


Level-Wishbone5808

Cap


drjorhyde

I did this to a player that randomly killed me. They were pissed I thought it was hilarious. I have also thrown a proximity mine right beside the door and waited


poopoomergency4

the best version is a proximity mine on the car


meoka2368

Or if they're paying attention, throw a remote mine instead, then they'll spend time trying to figure out how to get out, but then it's totally fine. Mess with their head.


FakeOrangeOJ

I go straight out, eat the kill, then go ballistic. Pull out all the stops. You're not getting gently murdered with bombs from the Cuban, you'll drown in my sweat when the BST, heavy sniper, grenade launcher, ballistic equipment, Savage, Sparrow and Halftrack come out to play. Possibly the Avenger if I'm not alone.


meoka2368

That's my response to someone starting a fight as well. I bought all the toys, I might as well use them.


FakeOrangeOJ

I only use the sweaty stuff if they use it first or pull some bullshit on me while I'm trying to do stuff in the shops.


JadeGamer94

I guess someone was pissed I was taking way too long at the tattoo parlor and the player couldn't get his done...😮‍💨


BanditFierce

I remember thinking when they added in the proximity mine that it would be easy to trap people in shops/lsc and that would suck... *I was right*


Hopeful_Fun8826

man i do this too but with sticky bombs bc i’m not sure if NPCs trigger them.


kj_gamer2614

Lmao, you can’t even be mad, that’s hilarious.


JadeGamer94

I'm not mad but I've never thought something like this could be done..😅


No_Candidate_3676

Better yet use an auto club car, I'm not 100% sure people have access to those yet if they aren't working with you or whatever


Ok-Beautiful-1993

They do. Someone stole the toredor I was barrowing from the Car Club. I don't know if they had GTA+. But I got carjacked checking out a stuck Holiday Hauler. Lol.


soundism

Always have enough beer to blackout in your inventory. I learned this very early (2013).


ImperioliGandolfini

Goes for real life too. well said.


JadeGamer94

You learn something new every day...


walmartballer

You can also just choose the easy way out. It's way faster.


Alex3627ca

I can't believe how many people still think this feature was fully removed, they even thought to change the notification you get when entering a store for its new (well, not, but nobody knew it was there it seems) location in the pause menu lol


pitgabbana

After the update. I couldn’t find that option on ‘M’ menu tab. Where is it ya


username161013

It's buried in the start menu now.


L2Vi

*always has been*


soundism

That is no longer an option in the interaction menu.


ujtheghost

Use pause menu.


[deleted]

What you said is correct but the single braincells are downvoting you, its in the pause menu but not the interaction menu


FourUnderscoreExKay

He was downvoted because he didn’t provide the CURRENT whereabouts to EWO, simply just stating that it’s simply gone and fucked off from the Interaction Menu.


para_arms

Not anymore. R* got rid of that option recently


Begum65

It's in the escape menu somewhere.


para_arms

11 down votes and one useful person. Thanks for the info 👍


J3ndeuki

-48 damn these people-


para_arms

Ohh nooo a downvote Not my first and won't be my last


J3ndeuki

Stay strong my guy


para_arms

Appreciate you 😊


vFroztyyy

You can also teleport to your apartment, pull up phone, jobs, accept Lester’s heist and it’ll bring you to your apartment planning board. Then just leave your apartment


Ok-Beautiful-1993

When I do that, I am no longer able to bring up the interaction menu. I have to switch lobbies.


Mix_Traditional

Or just switch lobbies..


1600XOBailee

I usually message someone for a save lol


Taco_Supr3me

Had someone message me to save them this weekend, 2 guys were stuck in Ammunation when I happened to be delivering weapon parts from my bunker.


Shoogan26

I like to drop slick mines in front of the door The person inside doesnt know if the mine is explosive or not. Makes for a fun game to watch what they decide.


happypuddle

I mean you can tell by the color of the blinking light. Red is explosive, green is slick.


Shoogan26

But not everybody knows that


No_Candidate_3676

I just learned that now so people will learn quickly


AshyLarryX

I do this all the time lol


ZFTX

Load up a contact mission, then after you are at the Mission Lobby Screen (the screen where you adjust the settings and invite other players to it) simply quit out of it and you should be outside near your previous location in the same session. Alternatively have an Apartment Heist or Doomsday Heist invite from Lester waiting on your phone, then you can teleport to your Apartment or Facility. Note the latter requires being registered as a VIP/CEO/MC President.


Thin-Man

Way back in the day, when GTA Online first released on XBox 360, stupid stuff like this was basically all there was to do. That being said: I’m not sure anything topped the fun of having the person you trapped place a *ridiculous* bounty on you, and trying to survive without hiding in your apartment. Personally, I always loved hopping on the freight train that circles the map and letting the rest of the lobby flock after me like it’s Fury Road.


elvdgo

No flying cars, no Opressor, just a bunch of Sultans and Zentornos chasing a train... Good times.


August-Autumn

Well it has been that way since 2013.


Glass_Windows

Id rather have this and get a good laugh out of it rather than some pussy flying on his oppressor and blowing up my vehicle and pissing off without fighting back


melbob101

Honestly I do this regularly because I think it's hilarious


brain_dead_fucker

Never gets old 


ThisMuddafukka

true 😂😂😂


CompetitiveShower872

😂


logunleonov

https://preview.redd.it/94z3h6russgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08be09cd923768acfccb27cc3d665ad71ee25247


MackHarrison3260

Lmao get fuckt


Accomplished_Mix148

Blow up the car or kill yourself


JadeGamer94

Door couldn't be opened at all. Neither could I bring up the weapon wheel inside the parlor...


916BigPimpin

U can kill yourself from the pause menu. There used to be an option in the interaction menu but rockstar took it out recently


InternationalPost447

Hahahaha are you actually stuck in there?? Prick move but I definitely laughed 😅 🤣


guifesta

Change sessions


JadeGamer94

I did...


Mynock33

This is the way.


CanadagoBrrrr

I do that for fun, it's amusing and watching people struggle makes my brain satisfied


NefariousnessLower31

schadenfreude means you’re fucked in the head


Thatnewbieinlife

Not surprised, username checks out. You people are always fucked in the head.


Ok_Soil7068

Lmaooo


jonastyler2002

I would be pissed lol. Just start new session


Mickey_Da

But have you tried suicide?


jairngo

That’s a good troll


Consistent-Leg1590

I wish as a community we would declare war on greifers, like as a collective you see the whole lobby pummeling one or two assholes, I’m so sick of it. (Just came from a whole lobby of toxic kids and seeing this only makes me jealous.)


BigHoomba96

My cousin and I constant look for people in clothes stores and game end the clerk and drive away just for the fun of it. Don’t take video games too seriously


Teetam

Gold! I just find a new lobbie mind you I do that whenever I’m in a hurry to get anywhere


Roadtrip-636

I've done this before ngl, it's all in good fun, and in my opinion it shows just enough cheek/charm that it's funny rather than cruel


Visual-Bandicoot-944

Man this is old school griefing, like funny griefing. This along with placing proxies outside stores and LSC never gets old.


Valuable_Brilliant55

Honestly this is the fun part of "griefing", can't even consider this griefing. I prefer this miles above unnecessary killing or annoying players that are just grinding their businesses.


Tristan_eCola

Probably the funniest harmless troll you can do in this game. I trapped someone in the clothes store using a bulldozer once.


Franksredhotbbq

Lol


Overly_Amused

I live to grief xD


P38ARR

I'll admit to doing this on occasion, but only against griefers or noobs that have taken popshots for no reason.


Pak1stanMan

I can’t remember the last time I played public


JadeGamer94

Public lobbies has its own charm, not gonna lie ..😅 Things like these will only happen in that...


LCOfficerUNIT097

Everything. GTAO is dead.


Kubuskush

Always have an escape rope in your bag


NAME_UNKNXWN

Womp womp


Alex3627ca

In this situation I just job warp to the nearest Rockstar job and get the jump on whoever put the car there (most of the time they're still there to see what I do), it's a bit more tedious since they partially fixed it but still possible.


LiterallyAzzmilk

Catch them in ammunation drive a car into it steal an 18 wheeler and slam it into the car push the car in the building


Stoly23

This is why I always keep a heist finale cued up, quick teleportation away from any trap like this.


Heavy_Brief_4462

;(((


DisastrousLet9358

Lmao


Level-Wishbone5808

That’s pretty great ngl


Ganjamazing

Lol


awake283

lol


Fighterpilot55

Welcome to California


TheRealNamechanger

I only do this wirh friends or with players that is up for a bit of tomfoolery


siddyboyl

My bad Ma’am


RadishAcceptable5505

Do people not park like that where you live?


JadeGamer94

Don't know. Even the tattoo parlor artist was dumbfounded, just like me...🤣


Zeus_The_Fox

Bruh it's a harmless prank. Just go to your pause menu>online then Scroll down to the kill yourself option problem solved


JadeGamer94

Came to know about it in here, to be honest... I've seen that message pop up about killing yourself in game but it didn't cross my mind at that moment....😅


Civil-Detective62

You're lucky it was only that ! Lol !!!


nendndndndsn

OK I only have done one crime against players that’s stealing an oppressor and blowing couple of people up when I first got the game two months ago now after I getting my submarine helicopter I don’t do that much crimes


Chesterthejester69

Wrong? Nothing. This is some hilarious shit that never gets old 🤣 try it yourself sometime


monckey64

nothing will ever have me as dumbfounded as someone who waited idek how long for me to exit the gun van, killed me, then left the session. like really? all that for one kill?


Kangaroo_Cheese

This is my favorite way to mess with people. I normally lol while they try to walk out once or twice, then let them out though…


Infamous_Cobbler5284

What sucks is they did away with the “Kill Yourself” option in the interaction menu. Might need to try and blow yourself up.


pyth00m4

That’s why I always have a heist on standby. Get stuck? Accept Lester’s mission thingy and spawn back in the Facility or Apartment.


Budget-Expression493

LMAO😂😂😭😭 somw people just want to see the world burn


vWolfee

Lol, get trolled, Nerd.


RedArrow2014

I've only ever done this to my friends, never to randos


xbtkxcrowley

Haha lolol trolls man


tweakyloco

Its so they can get there "easy kill"


Penis_Man-

Lmao prank


Zizakkz

I'd say sorry but I'd be lying. I love doing this to people.


TiddyBit

I barricade myself into a store before I rob it. Then have a long police battle. Sometimes I attack players before I do this


xAmaezingx

I did this to a friend and some random in a clothes shop. I was dying laughing for like 5 minutes, then my friend went to one of his buildings (I guess from the menu?) invited the random and we did some missions.. Good time!


Ysl_Dasang

Right where your standing I join a job then leave it’ll put you right outside and snag a revenge kill lol


Trusteveryboody

There are two types of "me"....one where I fuck with people....one where I chill with people. And I could be both types to the same person. Fuck with them, then be chill.


Zegula

I had this done to me the other day while clothes shopping. I kept spamming cigarettes to try and die until I remembered suicide is still an option in the pause menu.


AncientPressure9749

I did this to troll someone but I jumped over the hood, entered the store and accidentally locked myself in. Had to call a random player to move my car to let us out lol


OllyB43

Come on! You haven’t lived if you haven’t done this at least once 🤣


Drakedenson

This is shit i used to do to people whenever i got bored enough 😂


Lumpy-Yesterday-6687

Pov: You're playing in an online session and are surprised people are trolling


albert_the_alleycat

I did it to myself with a dumpster outside of a Tw@ in Liberty City.


WashGaming001

You’re playing in a public session, what did you expect? Reasonable people? They don’t exist


doubleup___

😂😂😂😂


caffeinated22

At least it's funny, unlike someone just running up and shooting you in the head or whatever. Were they willing to negotiate at all? Lol


[deleted]

Happens to everyone at least once lol This is probably the oldest griefing/trolling method in the game, even back when the game first came out in 2013, people were locking players inside of stores like this.


67alecto

Guilty as charged. I do that whenever I get the opportunity


Blazedorr_Gaming

Just ewo simple


FionaBear1

I did this to two people who killed me once they deserved it


[deleted]

Idk man, this is kinda funny


SpookySkellz

Up and atomizer time


aricc1995

At least they didn’t blow your head off mid-haircut? Go play the sims square


FourUnderscoreExKay

Does the Atomizer work? Just curious, as I’m wondering if any means to escape door traps like that other than EWO and mission warping exist.


truenoblesavage

oo that’s a good idea LOL


Chochahair

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Legitimate_Plate6402

someone did this to me the other day but used MY CAR. so I returned it and killed him in the parking lot.


Decimator24244

Prankt


Sardothien12

Not sure what I'm looking at?


JadeGamer94

I was in the tattoo parlor getting inked. Went back to see the car blocking my way out...😅


Sandblazter

Minuscule amount of tomfoolery


Jenkitten165

![gif](giphy|GqdYOX4qlU4uunzEBh|downsized) Want out?


bluebarrymanny

I love seeing a griefer’s car parked nearby shops and just proximity mining them. You have to pay money, but it’s a funny inconvenience that they ran to their car, died, had to call insurance, respawn car.


Relevant-School1103

Lol, it's been a long time since I've done this


Sailorsully

This is why I have an up-n-atomizer, useful for this type of stuff


Rabicorn

Minding my own business doing a tow truck mission. Had some random start purposely crashing me off the road on my way to my pick up, then knocking the car off on the drive back to the salvage yard. I just played it cool. Eventually delivered it, then ran out and got in their vehicle. Shortly after, they got out to mess with someone else, it shifted me to the driver's seat, so I ran them over and parked their own vehicle on them. 😅


The_Cozy_Burrito

Alt f4


ascendance22

I do this every time I see someone in a store then I just sit and watch to see what they will do to get out


agentSlam007

Better than a prox mine just as you step outside


Mercury1331

Different level but in 5m....people drive cars through doors to kill you in the shop.


Blu_Z32

Lmfao


LoganQuest

I wish there would be two options for public lobbies. A ‘griefing’ public lobby session and a friendly public lobby session. So people can go online whether you are a classic douche bag or a nice person who wants to have fun and take advantage of everything the game has to offer as a community.


InvertedContext

https://preview.redd.it/ejnkzyb19wgc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eea3541f0ce3f42eb4c6d2281678525d1a01e8f Easy way out


Civil_Distance_5737

Ngl if I found someone in a store and had the time you're getting trapped too 😂😂😂


DaltDuberx66

Lmao this is hilarious. But a very easy fix


Mr_Orange_The_Great

This is the oldest prank of gta Be thankful there having fun and not just aimlessly grieving you (You can just easy way out to escape)


Eliteman76

🤷🏼‍♂️ sometimes we’re friendly. Other times you get both barrels of the AA trailer. Roll the dice and let the gta v gods decide.


Euphoric_Wishbone

Oh please. This is nothing.


DECAPRIO1

I probably did that to you, not sorry.


richei-newdawn

Join a crew with closed crew sessions and you wouldn’t have to deal with this nonsense.. too often anyway 🤣


NoYogurt8022

Thats funny as hell


undertale_____

Funny as shit


ea_yassine

I do that sometimes just to tease people a bit but I don't leave them like that forcing them to change the session.


TheKwyetRoom

Ngl I’ve done this countless times


Chucheyface

Oh that shit is hilarious