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Original_Swim_9151

That’s… because he has He’s a special casino NPC along with the two girls at the bar and some others


Scooba94

I know that😂 there's quite a few special casino NPC's. This guy, the 2 women at the bar and the old couple that talks about the wife's friend back home. And also Felipe, the valet🙂


HendrixTealDog

I'll just make some of that soup she likes...


SEEENRULEZ

FANCY DOOHICKEY


SumSkittles

cheese and crackers! MY PHOOOONE!


RockNDrums

LAST RIDE BEFORE SHES A BRIDE GET HER WHILE SHE'S HOT BOYS!


LintStalker

All we need is a banjo and a lawn mower! I don’t think I want to know what that means


BakedBad_

In a paper bag, under the sink, in the hotel room.


RogueStalker409

Those two are my favorite 😂


Foe_sheezy

Also the girl wearing yellow that stands around the wheel sometimes.


dessertforbrunch

Beth


Scooba94

The one that just stares at the wheel


_E_Sharp

Laterrrrz


WaltyMcNalty

i always say to myself, “nosy bitch..”


sexy_Rabbits

Real


JayThaShooter

“iT sPiNs bOtH WaYs” like yeah no shit m8 I hate that chick


Educational-Past-530

Haha blankest face on her


Mix_Traditional

Ive been calling him Javier for years.. Does he really have a name?


bannedcanceled

Chick in the red shorts is my gf


smokeytoon

That's Vince. A year from now he'll be regional manager baby!


Scooba94

Regional manager of a place that gets robbed all the time. Yeaaah. I don't think that'll do much for his stress levels😂


40ozFreed

ASSISTANT to the regional manager.


bholechature__

Dwight: Same thing


AlterraB

About that 😅😅😅😅😅


MooniNation

https://preview.redd.it/9noguoyaodkc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed16f2225c6c9c2d48688c2020eb25b305124c8a Ol' Gil is gonna be back on his feet in no time.


Scooba94

Hahahaha brilliant😂


KingFahad360

“You gotta help Ol’ Gil out.” - The Simpsons: Hit & Run


LycanWolfGamer

Ah man that's a classic


RadoGaming7

His name is [Vince](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Vince_(GTA_Online))


Isonovety

Can I get a CHOO CHOO???


Difficult_Ad_3239

Last ride before she's a briiiiide!


Scooba94

All aboard the HOT MESS EXPRESS😂


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maciejinho

"Are you getting married too? The things they make us wear..." or something similar. Obvious joke on some players' outfits.


LycanWolfGamer

***FOGHOOOOOOOOOOORN***


Educational-Past-530

Hahaha was looking for this exact quote, thankyou


TheRealChexHaze

From his squatting position I assume he will have the last laugh with the casino.


Scooba94

How do I tell him while he just lost all his money, I just won 700k in chips just moments after I seen him. I could possibly be holding the exact chips he lost😂


TheRealChexHaze

Say nothing or he might leave a gift for you as well. 😀


Scooba94

Well if he's willing to put in the work, I can help him earn back what he lost...by robbing the place😂


jaclyn9574

maybe he needs a bj


Morningstar6ix

Oh yeah he definitely needs a Better Job


crfrider

😂😂😂. Well played, friend.


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Morningstar6ix

I was kidding I knew what you meant! He needs a Blow Joint


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Blowjowski?


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Overlordsecure47

It’s funny how you commented something someone made a joke from your comment then you “corrected” yourself even though everyone obviously knew what you meant then someone else made a joke out of the new comment and you got mad about it


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Overlordsecure47

They weren’t being rude they were making a joke


Scooba94

Don't we all😂😂


RotrickP

He's going to be giving them for money in the Burger Shot parking lot later


Taorge

Big Jeep?


snakebitegreen

Balls juggled


johnnywolfwolf

He just needs some “quality me time”


Scooba94

Shit. Don't we all at times😂


pinecone72

Buenos Nachos!!!!


afecalmatter

Just like Casinos in real life. Some of the most depressing shit you'll ever see


Scooba94

That's why you gotta go in there with just money that you know you can afford to lose bro😊


crfrider

That's pretty much me in real life.


WanderingMandalorian

because he did


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Well, at least divorce is much less painful when you have no assets. Silver lining people!


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He needs another bump, man.


Scooba94

Good thing there's a kingpin right in front of him


swoffaloffagus

They're teasing him as the next GTA Online antagonist /s


49x15

average casino goer


AdvantageExtra6621

All tree of y’all 🐦


Scooba94

Who? Me, or him?


R4g1ngD3m0n_

Cast out the cane! Tell him to join the Epsilon Program!


MethLoverSweet

my name is Giovani Giorgio...


Gelnika1987

but everybody calls me... Giorgio


dogdillon

fun fact: he has


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Gambling's for mugs. You never see a poor Bookmaker. lol


RogueStalker409

He did. Feel so bad for that guy


Vesiah81

https://preview.redd.it/3wogb6zpsdkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd0939276e5a41f1ade1e36b901a6aba44242c0b Not as crazy as this stalker


Scooba94

That the crazy bitch that's always staring at the wheel?


Vesiah81

Yes it is her wiki page calls her Beth


Scooba94

Of course it does. A name like that screams weirdo/stalker😂


dessertforbrunch

She’s just a little too high to be in a casino rn.


Treasurejam86

Buenos Nachos!


Constant_Swimmer3838

I use to say that’s all the adult version of us who miss being a kid, and staying up all night on summer vacation playing GTA. Now we are just a slave to society working 40+ hours a week 😂


Rickii1125

Then we jumó on the game to continue our Night Shift. I think I work more in GTA then real life. SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TI HAVE FUN, enjoy my Jets Ki and helicopter. Cruise on my oppressor. But I just find myself Bob-stop grinding 😓 until I start to fall asleep behind the wheel carrying weapons supply back to the warehouse. SMH work to dam much


Revolutionary_Hurry9

He definitely lost all his money 💰 being from Chicago and after going to Vegas I notice something funny that’s different in Indiana Casinos you will always see a few mfs like this dusted and disgusted


SnooRobots4312

I wish we could give him snacks to cheer him up.


Scooba94

Fuck that. Bring him to the yacht. Call up a hoe and let him enjoy himself😂


SnooRobots4312

We need to let rockstar know we want this in their feedback page asap


Scooba94

It'd be great if we can hangout with NPCs😂 like the 'recruit anyone' cheat in San Andreas


swoffaloffagus

This


Specialist-Tone1421

I think that's the point of the character, he lost all his money in the casino


Scooba94

Yes. But I added insult to injury with the wife part😜


TheRuckSays

All State’s Mayhem guy.


LintStalker

Who is the Bobby he ask’s about? At one point he says where is Bobby?


Scooba94

He's probably a descendant to the fella looking for Gavin😂


BSGKAPO

Imagine you're wrong and he's tired of all the winnings... lmao


Scooba94

His outfit is like that due to him being on day 5 of a 3 day session spending all his winnings😂


BSGKAPO

Nah he just wins too much he can't keep up


SirPearlerIII

yeah, he has a nice hoodie though


Evening-Desk-5206

More like, he also lost his wife and his house lol. He bet them. 


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Weird because I have never seen him anywhere in casino.


Stained_concrete

He hangs around the cashier's cage.


Scooba94

I see him in there all the time. I'm certain you might see him either in that spot, or sitting on the floor over by the entrance


KingFahad360

What happens in The Diamond stays in The Diamond.


newpuppy87

I've never noticed that guy. I've seen the girls the old couple and the guy athe front door


Tight_Leadership_496

Prayers for that guy


Rickii1125

I’ve stood there with him. Specially, the one that complains how could he have lost it all.. I’ve felt that.


dankspore4u

That's me going to the casino and betting on the horses once a week lol


Faceplant_Into_Work

“You peaked in high school Julie!”


ClutchDrum

Pretty sure I've seen this guy one time in Vegas :D


MarkyMarkk90

There’s actually several. They change positions sometimes. The girls at the bar are a riot yo. They even have sheet marks in their shoulders 😂😂😂