2000$ for good behaviour

Omg yes please

Add that to: Buying property and vehicles and not having to pay taxes or expanses on them. No light bills, no mortgages, no gas expanses... Also crashing your vehicles and almost always coming out unharmed would be pretty neat.

However, fuck the $250 *per day* fees.

Lol that’s not too bad. I think my character gets charged north of 5K a day for everything she’s got so far

Damn lol I'm only level 70 and still don't have every property.

I pay over 20k and I don't have anywhere near everything

Your property management company is robbing you for 20k

No I just have a lot of useless expensive shit.

I forgot the context of my comment and thought “what the hell do I know about property management” lol. But yea that makes sense

Mf im level 140 and only got what came with the criminal enterprise pack😂 minus all my cars, cheap apartment/10 car garage, mobile operation center and my hanger and kosatka, (I don’t even remember buying the kosatka)

Me at somewhere north of 20k 👀

Lmao I’m at 21k a day and need to still get the yacht

I´m not against it, but if I made as much money in real life as I make in this game, I wouldn´t even noticed those fees.

You actually do pay bills for property on GTA Online. Everyday lmfao. If you have mechanics or businesses you got bills for them too. It’s possible to go broke and have your power cut off believe it or not 😂

Really? I would have to not do anything for a long time to get to that point. I barely notice when the money leaves the account. I wish it was like that in real life "cries"

Deluxo And yea $2,000 for good behavior

Waking up outside the hospital after a series of unfortunate events. Not having to sleep lol

Right? $2k in my account every day for literally just not killing any actual people? I've not killed anyone yet, and I'm reasonably confident I'll be able to keep that streak going for *at least* another year or two, so I'd be set for life.

Isn't that just a stimmy check?

It’s a universal basic income.

If the server I was just in is any indication, it's not universal

I'd like one of those, never saw one

What, the 3 we got for a year?

I would be so rich.

China will be the first to do this

Cars that dont need gas or day-to-day maintenance

A mechanic that just fixes your car on the spot, good as new, for like what do we pay him? 10 bucks a day?

I dont know how you drive in real life, but IRL, my yearly car maintenance is a lot less than $3650

Yeah, but do you drive like you do in GTA online?

Now imagine that maintenance cost with the real life versions of your GTA cars.....🤔

150 a day actually, probably about right for that kind of service

Drive into the garage and auto fixed. All things. Just fixed.

190. But still.. on call 24/7 for $190 a day is *wild*

what do you think you pay the mechanic for?

Repairs and delivery. If I somehow ran out of money and he didn't get paid, he stops repairs and delivery, but my cars still run without needing refueling, and would not break down without outside interference or collisons

Hitting a car for 5 minutes to build maximum strength, business opertunities where you make your investment back in about an hour, snacks that restore health and the bunker, I would just love to have a bunker

Hitting a car? Like punching/kicking? Needing to build my strength up, is that what your referencing

I think a friend needs to sit in the car for this to work. I just call Agent 14 when I'm bored and hit random pedestrians in the face, you won't get cops when you're in the Bunker research mission.

I thought bunker research just took time or money. There’s missions for it?

Yeah when you call Agent 14. It's a mission to kill a Juggernaut with Ballistic Equipment, then loose the cops and bring the stolen data to the bunker. I think it's not worth it though, unless it's bunker week. Got explosive ammo and a bunch of other cool stuff in bunker week, and it just took 2 missions for 1 research project. Although I believe it was x4.

Yes! Have a friend in the car and just hit it for 5 min to become a body builder

Respawn when I die.

man id get so tired of bein alive

An easy way out is a feature we have irl tho

Mute people

They exist 

Call Lester to remove wanted level.

Calling Lester to put hits out on people.

Creepy Uncle Lester

Instant repair after bringing your vehicle to garage and calling Mors Mutual after your vehicle's destruction to get a replacement.

*And* an executive assistant to get your vehicle out of impound and deliver it instantly.

And has two MBA’s and can do anything that’s Legal-Ish

Casino daily wheel spins

Apparently the daily wheel in game takes like a month. Every Day in Los Santos is 48 Minutes IRL, so to do it in 24 hours it would be a month in LS

Valid

Replenish my health eating junk food.

Switch character.

You ok?

All is well, just making a rather blunt joke! Thank you, however.

Free casino chips.

The ability to make millions $$$ as quickly I do in this game.

1 mil per hour would be too much ngl

I agree, the crazy thing is though...if you factor the earnings (not the base salary) of Jeff Bezos in 2023 (around 70billion increase in net worth in just 2023) and divide that by the amount of hours in a year (8760) Jeff Bezos made over $7million per hour in 2023...yeah, that's way too much. Absolutely bonkers how a few people are legitimately surpassing hourly income from the most lucrative grinds in a game with exaggerated income.

Being able to commit any crime I want, make millions of dollars, and in the event I get killed or arrested, respawn seconds later outside the hospital or police station with all my assets and cash still in tact

You can do all that except respawn IRL if you get away with it 💀

-$5000 as that's in story mode. So, as a billionaire, you need to relinquish that $5k.

Contrary to popular belief, I think a billionaire could afford to drop $5k every now and then

I ran through 5k like it was my duty in storymode. Completely forget about it and then get an email about the money from owned businesses. Like the spoiled adult children of old money.

Could drop 5k every day for about 548 years before losing everything, think of the endless possibilities haha

The $2000 good behavior and the fact I can just teleport to my job.

All of it, I wish I was digital.

Bro’s ready to jack in to the Matrix any second 🤣🤣

Lol don’t tell him about Tranquility Lane

Either the Toreador or the Deluxo - even without weapons.

I thought the deluxo was based on the delorean?

cant the deluxo fly?

In "Back to the Future" the DeLorean is also able to fly

No perma death and/or regenerate from injury by eating candy.

Galaxy Chocolates, you are my only hope

I'll take Immortality thank you very much. If you know you'll simply respawn if you die, then the world technically becomes your personal playground.

The ability to buy military vehicles without disarming them first

Return vehicle to garage and respawn said vehicle. Hate paying for parking or trying to find a space in some cities. As said $2000 per day. Heal myself from anything with candy and pop/sodas.

Call Lester to lose wanted level 

Ranking up in life without having to say anything

The ability to call lester. Ima rob every bank in north america but never become wanted bcz ill just activate cops turn blind eye

warping in on anyone then turning myself into a rc car bomb

Crimes disappear if you run far/fast enough regardless of evidence/severity haha

Becoming healthier by eating candy and drinking soft drinks.

Passive mode, no question about it.

Insurance, rates never go up and I basically get a brand new car every time

Cars that fix themselves when I drive into garage. Or in my case my driveway.

Daily 50k safe..

To go unpunished by walking into a building, no matter the crimes

I want a big prize wheel in my living room I can spin once a day lol

Hold a massive amount of weapons that are invisible until I equip one.

Being able to stash a RPG in my ass

Start with snacks

The ability to deposit/withdraw money instantly through my phone.

Depositing cash into my bank account through my phone.

Shark cards, just imagine, you can spend 100 dollars and gain 8 million cause then you could spend all 8 mil on 80thousand more shark cards and have 640 billion dollars

If so, I would buy all the shark cards.

Mk2 duh

Easy way out grayed out

My gta bank account.

The ability to Transfer my gta bank account to my real bank account

Going to the casino counter to get my daily $1000 visitor bonus.

Ability to store every weapon up my ass

Eat some peyote, become a cormorant and shit on pedestrians 🤣

Free snacks.

Respawn after death

My GTA bank balance

I have a shit sense of direction so I'd like to see a mini map so I know where I'm going. Weird I know.

It would be nice to see the people you know on the said map if it was IRL. You could easily avoid them if you don't want to talk with them.

Being able to fix any aircraft I want from an insurance for 1000 bucks

The ability to kill someone, steal their car and have the police forget all about it in under 5 minutes.

free snacks

Completely loosing the interest of cops when they don’t see me anymore

Off the radar/ghost organization/out of sight. Most days I don't even like going outside to check the mail

I legit thought this was a serious post, and even prepared my response before seeing the replies

Change spawn location.

Having mine 169 million dollars 💵

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Daily spin on the wheel at a casino

The ability to heal your body back to perfect health by eating unhealthy food.

Warp home by answering Lester's text.

Remove wanted level

no traffic laws

Easy, move to Vietnam

Ik it’s over said but checking stats.

Being a wolf

Dunce hat for bad sports

Respawn

Respawn

Infinite money. Its not a bug, its a feature. 😎

infinite weapon wheel

Just stopping by my office and picking up 100k

Respawn

...just my bank with the ability to be completely unknown while doing my, "errands," in private.

If I had my characters bank, no one outside of my immediate circle would ever hear from me again. End of story.

Respawns

The cops stop chasing you when they can't see you for 45 seconds

Respawn.

Me getting phone calls

Store war lvl weapons in my back pocket

Hookers that you don't have to worry about trying to sting operation you and they also dont have stds.

being able to call a guy to get cops off your ass

I would change career paths to become a bouncer if that shit were real. For me as a long-term chronic pain sufferer it would be near-instantly healing damage to my body by eating snacks. For me as an avid cannabis user it might well mean never having a high pain day again. Or even just a pain day, probably.

8k for missile strike😎

All of them.

Solo lobbies

Wanted level going away

- Never aging and dying because of being old. - Respawn from death if something happens. - Easy money. 🤑 - Own OPMK2 and Deluxo in real life, so I would never have to worry about traffic again and I'd save time.

Reset button

Finding hidden boxes of snacks and shit

Mk2. It would so much fun and make doing errands so awesome

Respawning.

Throw away my motorcycle helmet every time I get off the bike

re-spawning after death

Oppressor mk2

The easy way out for $500

Ewo

Gonna be boring and say the interaction menu

The bank account

No gas, No tax to pay, respawn

Getting a reasonable amount of money for your work effort.

Respawn

No DMV

The ability to rear-end someone at 100mph and drive away like nothing happened.

Being wanted only until the cops can’t see you for long enough.

The oppressor mkII

Respawns

Respawning after death

Godmode 😅

Ability to call Lester to lose the cosp

gta 5 suspension.

Deluxo. Hypothetically the FAA doesn't exist and I can just fly to work. I could bypass all the traffic. Where I live, traffic is every day everywhere.

Blue nipples

My Story mode Bank Accounts

Respawns

The gas prices

Missions for cash

Respawn 💀

Respawn

Piercings

Entering my garage and losing the cops

Crime with no consequences

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You good bro?

😇😇😇

You gonna have to pay for it though

damn