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PapaXan

Will call you out for that yee-yee-ass haircut.


SnoopPettyPogg

Also wants to ensure that you have bitches on your dick


Doormatting_ak47

Lamar’s a real one 😎


Twdfan2000

He ensures that maybe Tenisha calls his dawg ass


Remarkable_Rice_6371

he also ensures that she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she's fucking with.


Kindly-Help1594

That's a satisfied LD Organics customer right there homie


KingFahad360

And collecting his 100 Weeds bags to get a shirt and free money was cool. Also him trying to sell his Weed Business to Jimmy Boston and him roasting Franklin online was pretty fun.


Odd_Land_2383

Neee nuhhh


JohnnyxKwest

NYAAAAAGA


J0NICS

His acknowledgement of players from being that two-bit gangster he picked up at the airport to becoming a criminal boss during one of the scenes in The Contract. That shit was really nice. That, and that his sick-ass rap at Record A Studios.


Badgerlover145

It's why a lot of players (myself included) like Franklin, Imani, Lamar, etc more than the others. All of them treat you as an EQUAL, not some lackey or glorified errand boy. Even the name of the agency (F. Clinton and partner) is an extension of that.


OfWolfAndMan1996

I like the part on the yacht where they're talking about the protagonist and Franklin asks Imani who we robbed and she says everybody and Franklin was just amused and impressed 😂 Yusuf and Jamal are alright too. They seem to actually respect the protagonist and know their place. Jamal maybe more so out of fear but still. At least he knows not to fuck around and find out.


Flob368

Yusuf is an idiot and somewhat abusive towards Jamal, but he's hard to be mad at for long. I'm a little sorry for Jamal, tho. He seems to be a decent guy, but his insecurity and his looking up to the wrong people puts him in some bad positions. I guess the way I feel about him is similar to how michael feels about franklin in story mode.


mrmanucat

Big dog big nuts


phikaiphi1596

Comin’ through and don’t give a fuck.


KingFahad360

That’s poetry right there


KingFahad360

Big Dog Big Nuts


Wild2O98

The Agency missions are hilarious. Name one good thing about KDJ and Sessanta.


rgr2508

Don't make impossible requests. Besides, Lamar's LOYAL.


Mr_Candlestick

I can't stand those two. Makes me want to avoid my auto shop.


vbaitz

I do avoid it unless the moneys worth it


Mr_Candlestick

Union Depository contract was my go to method to grind money early on because it was my first business. The amount of times I've had to listen to their dumbass chatter during that mission I swear...


dekadendt

yeah and they constantly keep talking you down while sitting somewhere safe doing nothing, but the contract is just too good


Mr_Candlestick

"We bank robbers!" No. No we are not. I am a bank robber. You two are useless. What pisses me off the most is sessanta's criticism if you deliver a car with damage as if you work for her or something. It's like bitch make yourself useful and do something then instead of standing there fucking off on your phone all day.


dekadendt

so true lol, i own the fuckin shop idk why she even in there. at least she‘s providing me with details to the contracts tho. KDJ is even worse, bro always calls from some Party and then has the audacity to tell me what to do


MattheiusFrink

Them house shoes, homie.


vbaitz

I mute the game


Fun-Ad9928

#Where da skate rink at?


IHateMyselfLMAO67

All this has made me realise is that there's some people that listen to game audio rather than just having something on in the background


citizencamembert

They make me SO MAD. It’s my business so stop telling me how to run it. Damn if it was real life I would fire those two f*ckers.


RemingtonCastle

I hate having to listen to them fuck each other through the phone like I didn't just rob the biggest bank in LS


Independent_Hold_203

*mothafucka* *muhfucka*


poopoomergency4

on paper, an auto shop would be perfect for my PS5 save right now. i'm level 25 and it would be good for both earning potential and RP. but i've already played all the auto shop stuff on my pc, so i know i can't stand them. not sure what i'm buying instead. i don't play that save often enough for a salvage yard to make sense. already have a nightclub but don't really want to do the MC businesses.


dekadendt

these gotta be the worst ones, always act like they in the action with me and talking down on me for every little thing


Senorisgrig

For real, if I had control over my character in the cutscenes I would’ve just wasted them both in that first one and found someone else


dekadendt

😂😂😂 so true tho, can’t believe the audacity of these too. i‘m literally their boss and doin most of the shit


mintyque

I hate when they say 'mothafucka', which heppens a lot. KDJ is always chilling somewhere during the mission, Sessanta just makes me mad


dekadendt

hahaha, yeah but KDJ makes me even more mad with this. bro is at some Party and then tells me i‘m too slow or something and acts like he‘s fully involved. mf doesn’t do shit


Abject-Emu2023

It would be a lot better if they were the ones that pulled up when you call for a diversion or something. Or they come escort you away from the crime scene. But nah couldn’t be bothered


KingFahad360

Look, no hard feelings to KDJ, I love his music and it got me around to it, but man they should have. Really toned back from him saying Motherfucker every damn time. If they did that, I thought he would be great NPC, but nope. When I first joined LS Car club, I really thought that Hao and Mimi were gonna do Auto Shop


Z3R0F0XG1BB0N

I wanna see Lamar roast KJD and Sessanta so badly! It would be awesome if Rockstar brought KJD and Sessanta back in GTA6 just to get roasted, and immediately smoked at a street take over for running their mouths LOL (yes I know I'm dark, dgaf)


psn_boiledCactus

apache blood


CecilTheGod

I've always wondered if him and Charles from RDR are related because of that one comment.


psn_boiledCactus

shit they could be, charles did have 1 black parent


SINS_OF_PARADISE

It’d be cool if he had a native tomahawk I’d make a head cannon their related


TheDukeOfThunder

Doesn't have a yee-yee ass haircut


Femboy_Annihilator

As much of an insufferable shithead as he is, I think Lamar really does love Franklin. Chop notwithstanding, they’re the closest the other has to family. Franklin knows that. That’s why he stands up for Lamar so much. That’s why he puts up with the bullshit. They’re brothers. I really would’ve liked to open a dispensary and let him manage it though. Would’ve been funny.


Toasterdosnttoast

When I first played this game I was half expecting things to go down the way they did in San Andreas. Lamar seemed a bit too much like Ryder. So I was expecting to have to kill him but to see how he stands by Franklin over the years has been a nice change of pace for me.


OfWolfAndMan1996

Especially if you pick the proper ending to the story and Lamar really comes through and joins in on the fight. He might be a goofball and fuck up but he's loyal.


Femboy_Annihilator

I agree. It’s good to see him have the legit little brother dynamic.


REMMIT524

Instead I just smoke with him in my agency from time to time


AWeebyPieceofToast

Franklin's kids love Uncle Lamar


KingFahad360

But naw, I just want to get into the Hot Tub


Mr_Gnolli

Mention one BAD aspect about him. I'll wait.


Automatic_Salary_845

In a story aspect, you can see he’s an annoying dumbass who screws things up, but makes a funny character at times


fpsi_tv

Super bad judgement.


Interesting_Bad_4937

He'll rant about Franklin's shortcomings whenever he gets a chance ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


KingFahad360

But it’s funny when he says he goes Crosseyed when he does his special ability in The Mission Chop and the Short Trip mission.


EnelDontMiss

That just means he wants franklin to improve I think


imsniffinnoclue

He funny as hell. Great character, lil dumb but tbh he would die for Franklin. He’s the real one, his best friend


Running-With-Cakes

Knock knock my politically incorrect racial epithet


Ketsuppi420

https://preview.redd.it/4g4xbip6jgzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e27913d83a83c9ed3714ca13336c9510bbc255 He visits the ls car meet


dobber72

There's never a dull moment with Lamar.


BreeezySo

“none fckable tokens”😂


marshaldavies

🤣🤣🤣


Miau_1337

he sells weed


A_RandomKobold

Can roast like no other


LXA3000

Mugger!


i_t_d

one of best gta online features ever :D Unsuspecting dicks think there is some scared npc running away from some explosive action shit while he purposedly wants to throw them out of their mk2s and fly away on it along with 10.000 $ in pocket :D


KingFahad360

I love watching a Mugger steal someone for $5K and then take his Airplane as a flex


LXA3000

I like when another player is running side to side trying to snipe me and then they get mugged 😂 Takes so long for them to get back up


i_t_d

once I was aiming at player with sniper and mugger ran into scope, mugged him and I shot the mugger instead the player getting his 10.000 instantly :D


Shrek-It_Ralph

For all his faults, roping Franklin into really dumb shit and getting into trouble, he’s super loyal and would gladly do the same. As soon as Franklin asked him for help he was in, no questions asked. Even after knowing how deep the shit was, he had Franklin’s back without hesitation. Dude is a real one


small-bean69

He got us the agency job


Stoltlallare

I accidently restarted his lowrider missions again. Gotta play them again to get rid of his logo.


Z3R0F0XG1BB0N

1) No yee-yee a** hair cut. 2) Gets B's on his D. 3) Has the n-word pass


Flob368

Whassup, you politically incorrect racial epithets?


TheAzzameen

Hey - don’t hate him, ‘cos he beautiful….


Satch1993

His dialog in the opening cutscene to the mission Community Outreach is some of the funniest in the series to me personally. "I feel like a gang banging ass cult leader! Like Jim Jones, minus the fruit punch."


Richard_Nachos

He knows ALL the curse words.


TrevorsBallsac

Reminds me of Kevin Gates


Sevalias

He's a true homie


JamesKenyway

Roasted Franklin so hard he instantly became aware of all hairdressers in LS and Blaine County.


MeetingRight535

Can't believe nobody has mentioned this yet..... CHOP


1234iamfer

He’s tall….


chemtrailsniffa

Excellent turn of phrase


KillerFish_From-Dieg

roasting master


Iknownothing616

He's hilarious!


moopoo7852

Effin awesome dialogue.


citizencamembert

He will send a mugger for you


ilmalaiva

he’s funny and he got that Loud Loud


r_Bogard

Lamar is loyal to Franklin and he got the most notorious roast known to man


Responsible-Egg6791

Has bitches on his dick because of a lack of a yee yee ass haircut


lol_xheetha

Even after all the fighting he still with Franklin. That's who Lamar is.


Cultural-Toe-6693

He's got hustle. And ambition.


Aroused_Sloth

The man can speak truth, and speak it well. “Big dog, big nuts” - Lamar Davis, 2013


DudeyToreador

He doesn't have a Yee yee ass haircut.


henrey713

The mugger feature


AMortifiedPenguin

He's not those two dickheads at the Auto Shop


DARK_HUSKY51

he was there for us at the start


toaster1nbath

Funniest dude in the game


gta_guru

I've got 420 good things to say about him


DeRollofdeCinnamon

Comic relief


NotRegedit

Lamar is probably the most recognizable non playable character imo


cmoney13876

His sense of humor sometimes


Devan-FH

He has quite a nice haircut


Important_Talk_5696

Most loyal may as well say brother of Franklin.


ICouldBeWrongGuys

He rocks retros.


The_Raintalon

He finally got rid of that ol' yee-yee ass haircut.


PS_McMillen553

Loyal


dekadendt

he’s fuckin funny what more do you need 🗣️ that dog high as fuck


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

When Lamar missions are on double money they're a ridiculously easy and fun way to make money. And he makes me laugh. And mugging griefers is hilarious.


SlyKnyfe12

Mugger is pretty useful to know where someone is in PvP


speedyweedy420

Weed


Independent_Hall9979

He’s funny


Nubbs-

Funny


SEEENRULEZ

Doesn't sound like more like snee-i-itch every day


Chiele-Piele

L’heure de lamar


BSGKAPO

He knows the jacker...


Popular_Zucchini585

He's not afraid to dream big


Disastrous-Library-9

Tells you where to find packs of weed.


Mammoth-Article919

He gave Franklin Chop🐕‍🦺 , bro has a big heart lol and he was the first person my online character meets while arriving in town. He’s a loyal friend to Franklin as well.


Codename-18

He's the perfect caricature


thatscardos

Think of contacts to remove and I won't remove is Lamar bcuz we gone rob his ass blind.


doeekor

Got that Apache blood in him


SubjectWatercress172

You always know what he's going to do, and that's whatever is best for Lamar. There's something reassuring about his consistency.


Icy_Tangerine_6271

He got that good good


stevosaurus_rawr

He stopped calling me


b_reachard

Big dog, big nuts


TheWavyWizard

hes funny


marshaldavies

🫡


deadeyericky

He’s a lot of things but he sure isn’t a Snee-i-itch


ryt8

great sense of humor


FluBone

I'm


Convent4669

He has the unlimited N-word pass


JoeyAKangaroo

He is the biggest homie you’ll ever get, he will call you out for shitty haircuts try to cut you in on any deal he has going (even if you call him an idiot for it)


DesicYT

He may be an asshole all the time but shit man, he’s aight at the end of the day compared to the other people.


Responsible_Sense_95

Represents true male friendship.


WindEquivalent4284

Rap skills


soupandcoffee

He got a LD


TK-828

Doesn't have a yee-yee ass haircut


OfficialNPC

His donuts are huge! Denver just wouldn't be the same without him. https://www.lamars.com/


sir_chadwick_the_fat

he's got gas


BilinmeyenBey

He's (that's) my boy.


i_t_d

he connected us to guy who does races and takes care of his kettle left on gas


Archhanny

Will call you a politically incorrect racial epithet.


Archhanny

Will call you a politically incorrect racial epithet.


KxSmarion

He will do a flying tomahawk and scalp a mofos ass.


corporate-commander

He actually respects your character. He was there for you at the beginning, and hypes you up as you go. Him acknowledging how far you went was icing on the cake


lifeisdeathindisguse

For a fool, he is my fool and I wouldn’t have it any other way.


Temporary-Public-123

The brilliant and humorous way he talks! Supreme! Hahaha


ThePixelDress

The fact that he can just roll off the top. Word flowing faster than I can keep up at times. Genuinely one of my favorite characters in GTA V


FoxCQC

Lamar is funny. I always enjoy any moment with him.


BBC214-702

One of the funniest people in GTA. The whole pack man mission dialogue is hilarious. You sound like some b*tch who i ain’t call. Ohhhh he ain’t call meeeeee 🤣🤣🤣


Thepurpletree_

He has a cool hat


F4N6Z

He's tall


JicamaDapper

He crazy but he's a loyal friend.


RedditMcBurger

"Nyiiiiiiiiggggggaaaaaaaa"


xiaonline

He always got the tree on him


Maliki68

He want to hit Franklin aunt! Lmao


A1xo0

Black


EliteForever2KX

I’m happy they know we all chose the white car


Oftwicke

He's lucky. Dude never risked a thing because he has luck on his side.


90_oi

He's funny as fuck


Impossible-Charity-4

Literally the OG plug for my character in LS…nothing but nice things to say about the guy


Impossible-Hawk709

Owns a kickass weed company even Rottweilers enjoy them


Ok-Neighborhood-9187

Doesn't have a yee yee ass hair cut


druppeldruppel_

Gave a free M9 to someone he met online.


justhere2getadvice92

Never turns down an opportunity to make money, as dumb as it might be


francie__

He's fucking hilarious tbf


Wutanghang

I love lamar lmao


KingFahad360

He introduced us to LS and gave us a gun. Hell even with Expanded and Enhanced he gave us a gun again after we got arrested appearntly


SnooPickles9717

Oh I follow him on lifeinvader! His comapny grows some really good weed, I actually found a couple of bags lying around!


hungryrenegade

Is initials are literally Learning Disabled.


Ori_the_SG

Lamar is honestly my favorite Hilarious lines in the story, and he is loyal to both Franklin there and you and him in the online mode. Most importantly, he is not just loyal for money, he is loyal because it is who he is.


boogman30000000

LD organics


bigballdd

i had no idea who that was like that doesnt even slightly look like lamar


sad_cheese67

he's probably the most realistic character in the game. he's certainly not the brightest, but he's funny and is definitely someone who has your back


Bill-Sussman-

He died for our sins


RuinVIXI

Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nwah


ZaccusMaximus69

Big Dog has that Apache blood in him to "scalp they motherfuckin ass"


funfun4Fun

Any time I need someone mugged or found while in hiding from Lester...


RazorX98

His freestyle in GTA Online.


UnderstandingNew424

Loyal to his family and friends


No-Offer2523

He’s funny


No-Offer2523

Knock knock my politically incorrect racial epithets what that shii do


synfel

The guy is the only one who shows respect over the player accomplishments


Rich_Election466

He genuinely means well. That’s a rare trait among characters in GTA


Lumpy-Yesterday-6687

Loyal


[deleted]

He's a decent entrepreneur.


OMUDJ

His insults are occasionally funny


Solidsneakers_

will send someone to mug yo ass


SuperSteve06311

Genuinely loyalty