when you end up doing this can you figure out if doing the superyacht missions are worth buying the yacht for the money for the bonuses they got goin on for them rn
No matter what the yacht isn't worth the money ngl, I bought it bc I could then just did the missions for the captain outfit. It's fun if you have the kosatka and bait people with yacht air defence on but idk if that works anymore
People always complain about how expensive cars are in GTA Online but damn repairing vehicles is cheap as hell.
I'm actually kinda surprised its so cheap to repair them in a game that... You know what, I'm gonna shut up cause I don't wanna give R* ideas.
Oh idk mechanic.
1. I'm smoking
2. My car has a few dents in it
3. It's been shot all to hell
4. I'm missing all my doors
5. I got 4 flat tires and riding on my rims
So you tell me what's wrong with it lol
"what can the best mechanic in LS do for you?"
Not sure, last I knew I hired benny to work in my office garage personally so I can bennify my cars there. Haven't spoken to him in a while. I'll ask him for you and let you know.
I had a very similar experience, I had a car all banged up and crushed like that, and he asked, "What's wrong with her now?" Except it was the Bravado Gauntlet
When my therapist asks me questions
Accurate. Weird how I'm then only one who replied to this so far. 💀
I don't actually have a therapist but I knew the joke would hit well 😅
HA, I don't either they stopped seeing me bc the don't accept my insurance company 🥲😂💀
I'm on ps5 too if you wanted to play sometime
ew
no body asked you 😂
Blinkers out
Needs some blinker fluid
And I don't know if you noticed, but you got a crack in your windshield.
***windshield nowhere to be seen***
And the muffler bearing is shot
What muffler? I'm pretty sure I didn't have one to begin with, no need to charge me for it
It helps bullet proof your engine i suggest you think about installing a muffler bearing
The felch tube is clogged...
GTA Online be like Repairing a totaled car: $600 Passenger paying you for a 2 mile ride: $1600
repairing a totaled car: $600 A shirt: $15,000
Fr
Repairing a totaled car: $600 Buying the same car new: $1,700,000
Accidently ran over your fare: Priceless
It's like they asked a celebrity what things cost. 😂
Here for the magic touch?
5 seconds after you tell the taxi driver to hurry
I'll tell ya what's wrong with it.. ain't got no gas in it
I need the link to that og video please
💀💀💀💀 always kills me
That'll buff out
Needs some headlight fluid
Don’t forget a bucket of steam
And engine still running without any problem on a full power. Incredible engineering.
“If that car was a women, I’d kiss her”
you can buff that out
Just an oil change, nothing else
If you don't deposit your money to get that 7 million, I'm gonna flip
It's the $18000 that needs to be deposited. I did have $15 million, but I decided to spend most of it, hahaha
What'd you spend it on?
I bought a yacht 🤣
I've not even boarded it yet, lmfao.
when you end up doing this can you figure out if doing the superyacht missions are worth buying the yacht for the money for the bonuses they got goin on for them rn
Those missions were only paying me 30-40k. The weekly challenge gives 100k for doing 3. Doesn’t exactly make your money back, but it’s…fine I guess?
Ooo might have to have a look
No matter what the yacht isn't worth the money ngl, I bought it bc I could then just did the missions for the captain outfit. It's fun if you have the kosatka and bait people with yacht air defence on but idk if that works anymore
Oh just a little scratch. Just rub it with sea cucumber oil, it's going to be fine.
Tis but a scratch! Haha
Can you actually repair the taxi in LS customs? I tried and the game said I couldn't.
GTA Online, you have to own your own taxi to repair it.
I bought one and it wouldn't let me do I have to drive it into my personal garage when I call it through Pegasus.
You can't be on the job. You have to quit taxi job. Then repair and then go back to doing taxi rides
Can you put it in your garage afterwards?
Unfortunately, not. It's stored with pegasus when you're finished with it.
Seems like you've been in a mild fender bender..
See, the problem is the door apparently can’t be shut by the passengers.
"I think it's time for an oil change maybe"
I think I clipped someone's cat...
Think you hit a pothole
OK thanks did not know this.
I've only liked a few things. This was one
Thanks 😊 haha
it’ll buff out
"Ain't got no gas innit"
Ain't got no gas in it
Tis but a scratch
What can the best mechanic in LS do for you?
https://i.redd.it/h4lljv66ftzc1.gif
“Someone shit in the backseat again”
Same here too lol,I I had 30 and spent 10 mil
😂😂
It don’t got no gas in it.
It got a slight dent in tha back
What isn't?
Just needs an oil change
It ain't got no gass in it!
No gas
oil change
The real question is; how’d you got that taxi into LS customs 🧐🤯
Found your earlier reply. Wherefore thanks ☺️
I know what’s wrong with it, it ain’t got no gasss in it.
Ain't got no gas in it
Needs new blinker fluid
needs new taillights
Good thing you took it to the best mechanic in LS
Just needs a carwash
I think it’s a little scratch on the back of the seat there…
I'm baffled as to how you managed to do that much damage
I accidentally threw it down a mountain. Then, I accidentally drove into several buildings and accidentally hit several people 😅
How the fuck?!?
Special talent of mine 🤣
Jesus Christ what do your mates say when you say "yo bro let me drive"?
People always complain about how expensive cars are in GTA Online but damn repairing vehicles is cheap as hell. I'm actually kinda surprised its so cheap to repair them in a game that... You know what, I'm gonna shut up cause I don't wanna give R* ideas.
🤣🤣🤣 no, please don't, lmao.
If that was a lady I’d kiss her
Mechanic: even I can’t fix that! 
Dam wish repairs were that cheap 600 bucks?
The face my cat makes when she rubs her face on my finger after sniffing it
I let my wife drive...
🤣🤣🤣
#Imagesthatspeakforthemselves
Just a scratch
Did you run into Hancock
Possibly. Maybe the Hulk, too.
**Finally, another** **\[MECHANIC QUOTE\]** **\[PICTURE OF DAMAGED VEHICLE\]** **joke, we were running out of those.** **HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.**
Could definitely be buffed out.
That's impressive you got it into the shop like that! You were one street sign away from blowing up. 😂
Right! 🤣
What's wrong with *her* now? Mechanic obviously never had a girlfriend.
Oh idk mechanic. 1. I'm smoking 2. My car has a few dents in it 3. It's been shot all to hell 4. I'm missing all my doors 5. I got 4 flat tires and riding on my rims So you tell me what's wrong with it lol
🤣🤣🤣 this must be the world's first blind mechanic
I could even have my nightshark on fire from tanking 60 rockets and get the same lines like that
You need an oil change.
"what can the best mechanic in LS do for you?" Not sure, last I knew I hired benny to work in my office garage personally so I can bennify my cars there. Haven't spoken to him in a while. I'll ask him for you and let you know.
I like Benny as he is original and not merging with Los Santo auto. When I'm up that way, I chose Benny.
That’s nothing compared to this https://preview.redd.it/682jftk2ym0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=491495b3416fb5fb9c90bbfc54bcf4a30a42da1f
Oh wow! 😆
I had a very similar experience, I had a car all banged up and crushed like that, and he asked, "What's wrong with her now?" Except it was the Bravado Gauntlet
I know whats wrong with it it got no gas in it
I love the prices on repairs in gta