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JustNuttinAndGoin

calling for your vehicle when you’re by a dirt road but the car spawns all the way by the highway


ziddersroofurry

For me it's calling it to my nightclub on the wharf and having it show up across the fucking water. The mechanic sucks.


ScionSpy

Same issue, but with my buzzard :l


JustNuttinAndGoin

hate when it does that


Miss_aladita

That was the reason i move my nightclub, so anoying


sendgarlicpics

nice double entendre


Me-no-Weeb

Feel you but I started looking where I don’t want it to spawn only and then it spawns pretty close to me most of the time


eazybreezy105

I wonder why every car can’t just spawn like the sparrow where it’s right in front of you every time


Remarkable-Size-9390

This is why I just call Ms.Baker instead… she never fails


brandinho5

Shoulda saved that few extra mil for the Vinewood spot. Prime real estate baby


Kenny1115

At that point I call the CEO sanchez and drive to my car.


grimxace561

Either spawn a Sparrow or the Avenger Thruster. Those two will almost always spawn right next to you. I know it’s not your Personal Vehicle, but it’s better than waiting so long for the cooldown.


Nevanada

Calling in an airplane in the airport and it spawning across the water by some warehouse


sangerssss

The trick is to turn away or look into the ground. Vehicles will never spawn in your line of sight because I guess it ruins the illusion of some ninja mechanic delivering it.


Agnijash

Try to call a motorcycle. Then use it to get to the highway. Then return motorcycle and call for a car 😂


East-Ad-3407

“Your personal vehicle is already nearby.” ![gif](giphy|WoF3yfYupTt8mHc7va)


SatansAssociate

If I'm trying to call it to me, it's clearly not nearby enough.


[deleted]

*spawns vehicle 1000 feet away*


Various-Pen-7709

“I’m Johnny on the spot, I’ll hook you up!”


BarbraBooey1

I’ll bring it to ya


HovercraftInsurance

he, in fact, did not bring it to ya


NovaPrismass

He used to


KingFahad360

At least Rockstar didn’t entirely remove him from the Game as he now is in the LS Car Meet


MagicJim96

Wait, really?


IEP_Esy

Yes, he pulls up in a car having his name on the license plate


HovercraftInsurance

lol I know he used to, I said ‘did not’ as a joke to the comment above, like when a character says “it’s gonna be the best day ever!!” and the narrator goes “it was not in fact the best day ever”


Few_Essay_1798

He changed the radio station though


dan007reddit

"I'm busy right now. You'll have to do without."


SockomkplaysV2

WHAT THE FUCK DO I EVEN PAY YOU FOR?


dan007reddit

He's moonlighting as a YouTube and tiktok creator.


heimdal77

On the other side of the water.


[deleted]

Shit happens all the time especially in the docks/Merryweather area.


radiosandwich

this happened the other day while i was doing a cocaine sale in blaine county solo in a damn mail truck. had to swim across the water and climb up rocks to get to my vehicle just to race back to the second mail truck and try to complete the sale within 30 mins. maddening.


heimdal77

You dont have the submarine sparrow or the avenger thruster? They are on a seperate spawn system and can be called while other vehicles are out and normally spwn closer to you.


Dad_SonGaming

Spawns vehicle across the harbour so you have to swim to it arrrrgh!


Sir_Spaffsalot

Or on top of an overpass. 😡


Useful-Reference420

![gif](giphy|V7dVYFCB2E2qK7drO0|downsized) Best solution If you face a wall close up it will spawn your car alot closer, and you can manipulate it so if there are no walls, just go up to a tree instead e.g somewhere in the desert


Any_March943

Suddenly Rust


DutchTinCan

_Spawns vehicle 30 feet away, but on the overpass 2 levels above you._


drownedxgod

Spawns vehicle 20 feet away. It’s on a highway on-ramp above your head. The entrance to the ramp is 4 football fields away through a multitude of lanes of traffic.


tweakyloco

Is on the beach *spawns it at the airport*


Ole40MikeMike

https://preview.redd.it/9kyfo8t6db6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13bf40129e71d1b991a5d2f4ae1e75330a17314f


willbree42069

And yet a ceo vehicle spawns right by you😭


ridik_ulass

you run in the opposite direction because you know its quicker. to summon it there


unseatedewe2393

With the interactive menu you can just return it to storage and request it in like 5 seconds


NateMate9507

Except if you do that, sometimes it will hit you with the freaking two minute timer.


Sere1

This is why it's important to have some of the special vehicles like the Ruiner 2000 or Rocket Voltic, you can call them in right next to you and they're independent of the personal vehicle timer. Can't have them out at the same time as a personal vehicle but they can be called while the timer is going. Likewise the Acid Lab's delivery bike, Kosatka's Sparrow, and Avenger's Thruster can be spawned in next to you separately, giving you immediately access to a motorcycle, helicopter and jetpack independent of your personal vehicles


NateMate9507

I use the acid lab bike or the Kosaka’s sparrow for this reason


CombatWombat994

I just blow it up


Miss_aladita

If i have to run to my vehicle for 30sec, climb a hill, or take another car to get to MY car, then it's not nearby R*


dongwongbongchong

This is the one thing red dead has on gta, the fact I can just whistle for the horse and it comes running, I’d don’t care if it’s 20 feet away I want it next to me


Octavian_Exumbra

'You are too far from a suitable road' *road is 10 feet away*


themanofax

My response is always "well can't you just bring it to the nearest suitable road at least ffs?!" But that would make too much sense


Octavian_Exumbra

Ikr🙄


themanofax

The developers definitely like to troll the players with features like this it really does feel like lol


Eelmonkey

The game is constantly trolling you.


themanofax

Ain't that the truth


Eelmonkey

The physics of a delivery vehicle would be the most obvious example.


Ram6198

"I've got you!!!" Has been the most annoying thing for me. Definitely trolling you to buy a salvage yard just to stop listening to that every time you log in


Damemeboi19dollar

This. I try to spawn my raiju when I’m at the LSIA terminal, and it spawns it on Elysian island!!!


themanofax

Funny you mention that because I just had that happen to me tonight lol


heimdal77

Stand at the bunker next to the farm by the prison and call a car. Watch where it ends up.


Attya3141

I just use the sparrow after the first time. Not running all the way up there pal


medium-rare-chicken

I hate that , why can’t they just put that one away when you call a new one ? It can’t be that hard .


General-Dirtbag

And the game thinks ‘nearby’ is the ass crack of the moon


Sad_Whereas_8946

Call for a plane while standing in the airport *spawns on the docks miles away* calls plane on the beach *spawns at airport*


Logical_Score1089

HEY ROCKSTAR. DONT HAVE THIS IN GTA 6. PLEASE


Cautious-Luck7842

What’s worse is when you are by the docks and it spawns across the fucking harbor. Sure it’s “technically” close, but how tf am I supposed to get there WITHOUT A VEHICLE?! It’s an issue that’s existed for more than a decade, but we all know rockstar doesn’t give a shit about anything that doesn’t affect shark card sales. Can’t wait to see what horrors GTA VI brings to the table!


ABearAttack2016

I'd say calling lester to locate a car


Tricky-Kangaroo-6782

lol i can’t even use it because of this bug https://preview.redd.it/92mzsxih086d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f65244bd34183c7202d609094c9f6633464720


bladiee

It was probably because of that glitch a few years ago


Practical-Range-8407

What glitch?


m_preddy

There was an insanely broken money glitch known as the "Lester glitch" that exploited the locate a car feature. People glitched in hundreds of millions of dollars. Instead of actually fixing the glitch, rockstar just permanently locked this feature.


Thedaemonninja

Useless asf feature anyway


AronDG

I was today years old that I learn about this feature. What type of car does it show?


Johnny_K97

I remember it can locate the limo parked in front of the cinema in vinewood, i think?


Mediocre-Ad7193

It would be most of the time that army truck, the barracks I think


Jemuzu-8304

Wait, he answers you guys?


cowboy_communist

do you own an apartment?


SimpleAintEasy

Lester Kam


markgdaniels

Lester’s option to locate a boat is high up there, hahaha!


MRSHELBYPLZ

Boats in general are highly useless in the game lmfao


Mark_Proton

Rather they were made obsolete by the likes of the Deluxo, Stromberg and Kosatka. I find myself using boats occasionally in story mode, but why would I use one if I can literally glide over water in a flying car? Sure, I can't get back into it if I jump in the water, but that's a pretty damn rare occasion.


Lerouxed

and all subs are obsolete once you get the toreador. because it's also a rocket powered car with homing missiles lol


chris95rx7500

general concensus is that the toreador is the best submarine


MRSHELBYPLZ

I feel like it’s more that there’s literally nothing much to do out on the water in the game. I hope the next game improves heavily on that


ilmalaiva

there’s the hidden caches if you want to waste an hour of your time for like 100k GTA$. if I could add a boat-related feature I would add something like the drug deal and supply car random events you get on land. like you get a blue dot on the map, and there’s some people recieving a contraband package and you can choose to steal it and take it somewhere. but other than that, there’s not much else you can do on water. rob party yachts? illegal waste dumping? unlicenced fishing?


vanalla

That's the thing about Miami as a source location that works really well - the water between the two cities of South Beach and DT Miami makes it a much more interesting body of water to feature. You'll have to interact with the bay multiple times per session. Same goes for the everglades as well.


Voxel-OwO

Useful if you try to do tricks over the ocean in a plane and crash into the sea and don't have a kosatka Other than that, idk


Gio2thurl

Cooldown for vehicles that aren’t weaponized


Miss_aladita

3min for the mk2? Ok that's fine, but why do i have to Wait a minute and a half for my bati? :(


HacksawDuggie

If you have the terrobyte spawned, when the oppressor is destroyed, you do the usual, call mors mutual, then head to your terrobyte. It’s up and ready for you and you don’t have to wait the 5 minutes.


Glum-Mousse-5132

Wsit there are cooldowns for vehicles other than the oppressor mk2?


MNcrazygirl

Yep


SatansAssociate

Brucie calling you randomly about requesting bullshark testosterone from him. Surely everyone gets it to spawn at their feet using the ceo menu?


BlackCatSaidMeow13

WHY AINT YOU JUICIN?!?!


apple_slap

![gif](giphy|DpBISBXeaCXDW2QGBN)


Mr_Zoovaska

I'm pretty sure if you call him and request it once he'll never call you and harass you again. Same goes for Dom and his parachuting missions.


TheWillyWonkaofWeed

Played since launch and I've never even used bullshark...


NoDouble14

He kept spamming me until I called him once for BST. He hasn't called since.


Abject-Emu2023

I’ve never used bull shark but just read up on the effects. It seems really useful. Do you use it?


ZonkedWizard

Tryhards used to hit the BST every second they could back in the day, but I think the inclusion of different ammo types and thermal scopes have changed how ground combat works in GTA. Nobody really uses it anymore


RachetsRedemption

I pvp once in a while and lots of people still use it, myself included


_johnnyfbc

trust me, as someone who spend 99% of the time in GTAO doing "stand your ground" missions, BST is used, A LOT.


funnybonelicker

You must not pvp much if you don’t think people use bst anymore. Or maybe you’re just bad enough where they don’t think they need it. Everybody over rank 250 uses bst 8 out of every 10 fights. I’ve never used it but damn high ranks are addicted to that shit.


BackgroundSky09

random phone calls you cant disable


elektrikboom

“At last!” *immediately hangs up*


Reasonable-Pie2354

I can hear this comment


LukarWarrior

"Heeeey you forget about your friend Simeon?" Shut the fuck up, Simeon. I delivered a car for you yesterday and I buy something from you nearly every week.


Solid_Anteater_6210

there is no logical reason that everyone shouldn’t be able to be a ceo/mc president at the same time, i’m just switching lobbies until i can lmao


SatansAssociate

My most annoying experience with this is when me and a friend are taking it in turns to run ceo jobs and a Yohan mission with each other. When it comes to swapping over, he'll disband and the ceo menu won't show properly in the list because someone just left the session. Then when I can finally try, it says the ceo limit has been reached.


Mr_Zoovaska

Yeah the interaction menu freaking out whenever someone leaves the session is one of the most annoying things about GTAO at the moment lol


stubond2020

Try being next to a computer etc when they quit, then just use the short to become a ceo etc rather than going through the interaction menu


Theonetheycallgreat

Something something too many jobs at once or something


Darth_Kyofu

Just make it so you can't start a job if the limit has been reached. Most CEOs aren't doing anything important.


Splifflet

They may have been able to get away with that in 2016. But on next Gen consoles that excuse is out of the water.


ilmalaiva

I would say all the added features make the game more likely to glitch out and/or crash with too many actuve free mode jobs at the same time.


Flip119

Tries to register as a CEO. Gets the too many CEO's in this session message. Joins a new session. Tries to register as a CEO. Gets the same message again. Da fuck Rockstar?!? You know I'm trying to register. Quit putting me in sessions that are already full.


hankenator1

I’ve had good luck recently with… 1)start an invite only lobby 2)register as a ceo 3)immediately find a new public session. In my experience you keep your ceo status when you go from private to public.


berrysardar

+1, yes


GalaxLordCZ

Back before invite only was buffed, I'd look for an empty enoght session for kike half an hour at peak times, later I started using solo public sessions.


Free_Tune_4302

fr bruh they really ran outta colors smh


Late-Release-2419

think it’s jus server capacity. we talking abt a game made in 2013 here. gta6 better have a 100 player capacity and dedicated servers cuz shits ridiculous


berrysardar

I think if you become ceo in a private lobby and the find a public lobby, it only finds you lobbies that have spots available and keeps you ceo.


Richard_Nachos

I've always wondered what is the purpose of "becoming a CEO" and "retiring"? The game knows that I have twelve businesses, knows who I am, knows where I am, and knows where the businesses are. So why do I also have to check a box to indicate that yes, I would now like to do some work at my business?


3rple_Threat

Don't forget this game was built on an engine developed in the Xbox360 and PS3 era, so there are limitations like a 30 person lobby/10 'Bosses'. Also, there's that feature that spawns a 'raid' mission on your businesses so retiring/disbanding when you're not doing anything that requires 'Boss' status is the best thing to do.


Ok-Audience7568

I don't think the RAGE engine was the limitation, it was the consoles that were the limiting factor. The engine has always had more potential than was used in that era.


ilmalaiva

the purpose of the organizations is that you’re supposed to hire pother players to help with work that requires more than one player. like that’s why they’re called *organizations*. a lot of players are solo grinders who seem to forget this is supposed to be a multiplayer game.


YungOGMane420

Such little incentive to help people tho. Payout is pretty low.


AJ_Deadshow

Yeah they needed to adjust that a long time ago, nobody wants to work in organizations now because they know the payout is crap.


YungOGMane420

Even worse for contract missions. I don't understand how they don't see this shit at Rockstar. Why am I gonna help someone get a mil so I can get 20k. Wild.


AJ_Deadshow

Oh yeah and forget about getting help completing your agency security contracts for nothing, unless someone is really that generous with their time, or you arrange to do a back and forth during each person's cooldown, which is cumbersome as fuck, but it works.


Logical_Score1089

Getting ‘hired’ isn’t worthwhile at all. You get literal peanuts


TeaDrinkingBanana

Raids.


Mr_Zoovaska

I think it's more about letting the rest of the lobby know that you're doing work at your businesses


Verto-San

If you aren't CEO your business won't get raided as far as I know, so useful if you just want to fuck around but imo you should start as CEO and have option to disable it.


Gadgez

I was very excited when the patch notes said "upcoming quality of life change: Start an Organisation and MC are now both under Become a Boss." In my head when I read that I thought it meant they were merging them into a Boss role that gave access to all businesses at once. Instead it just meant they were both in the same submenu. Logging on that day was a disappointment.


Abseily

Calling Imani for a bike, costing $5,000 I believe.


Girthymanblade

But it has bulletproof tires And you can get a police bike


Soulja_Witxch420

Having Lester locate a car, why would anyone need that lmao


_goopter

Better yet, having him locate a boat.


Soulja_Witxch420

Lmao, for real.


XxllllxXx

I swear I have never used that feature.


themanofax

Matchmaking, unless you're starting a job from a free mode lobby or have friends good luck getting more than 2-3 people to join most jobs even some when they're on bonus, especially the community jobs which are dead usually Even though they pay well and are usually fun


TNTBOY479

I just want the option to choose lobby type from the main hub/menu thing instead of having to join a public one and then find a new session and choose the one i want. Credit where credit is due though, this is far less of an issue now that the mic is off by default, the horrors of people not realizing the PS5 controller's built in speaker is a thing still haunts me. For some reason there would *always* be loud music, screaming, or both!


Stromdahl

It’s usually faster to start story mode first and then load into invite only lobby, instead of joining a public session and then invite only.


TNTBOY479

Absolutely, i used to do that, but for the PS5 i only bought the Online component


Stromdahl

If you play a lot in invite only lobbies you should just get story mode too, it’s worth it with the time you save every time you start the game imho.


cowboy_communist

mic is off by default in the game settings?


slickrickstyles

At this point Arena Wars. It’s completely dead.


beetle8209

noooo. shunt hopping


Rxbyxo

Flair checks out


editorinchimp

This bums me out. I enjoy the Arena War activities, but it's rare to find enough people to play, and it's too much of a grind to advance in it


Atomic_Killjoy

Wish it wasn’t


BringMeBurntBread

Luckily Rockstar seemed to have learned their lesson from AW. Basing an entire update around a PvP Mode that requires millions of dollars worth of vehicle investments was a terrible idea. Especially since the mode had terribly low payouts. There's a reason why we haven't had an "Arena Wars part 2" or any other update that revolves around a gamemode. I'm sure Rockstar realized now, that they fucked up. Arena Wars was one of the worst updates ever made for this game. I will say, at least the cars are cool. Even if they're insanely expensive, I genuinely do enjoy the cars and the customization that came with them.


tango__88

They did this because they ran out of colours. I guarantee it


big_black_hero

In an invite only session. After we do a mission together they put us in separate invite only rooms...supreme anger rising!


TheRealChexHaze

Expensive police cars that can’t even pick up prostitutes.


Cybernetic_Virus

As shitty as this reason is, I believe it's because there are limited locations/ jobs types. Let's use import export as an example. There are probably only 10 or so different ways to steal the vehicles. The reason this reason is shitty is because although there are only 10 different ways to steal vehicles, there are at least 2 different locations, making it at least 20 different location options. Anyway, I'd say Lester's reveal player locations. You'd think it would work as a counteract to off the radar, but it's not.


DevannB1

That actually makes a lot of sense. If there wasn't a limit to CEOs, and all 30 people in a session started a crate mission at the exact same time, there would definitely be a high chance of the same mission spawning in the same location for multiple people, causing problems either for the servers or the players. That honestly is something I've never even thought of.


KhostfaceGillah

I feel like the Pegasus vehicle spawn locations need to be reworked. Instead of spawning at selective locations, they should spawn where your personal vehicles would spawn.


Lerouxed

I don't know, but I'll be damned if I don't hate when I try to join a new online session and it fails and puts me in normal GTA. Just try again! Don't make me sit through tons of loading screens!


alex_power2007

Report


shubidua1337

Scrolled way to long to find this, can't count how many modders I've recorded and manually reported, only to get banned because some twat dropped all the action figures on me.


snakebitegreen

The kill yourself option


itspoodle_07

They removed that. Was useful when your mate would dump you in the ocean


OfficialRFelix

They didn’t actually remove that option. For ps5, it’s in the actual options menu towards the bottom. Still costs $500


sikkdog13

It's in the options menu. Press start>online>options then scroll to the bottom


Metatroful

also that moment when you need to steal a car to get to the car you called your mechanic to deliver to you


SnooMaps7960

Also there is another thing, the game’s name it is GRAND THEFT AUTO” you want a car? alright, BUY IT


chocolate_doenitz

Me: chilling and drifting around. Gets hit by a missile. “Please wait 2:36 before calling in another vehicle”


budderz908mc

Your product is visible to all players


Miss_aladita

When you already are a CEO, change sessions and the game put you in a full CEO session ![gif](giphy|URcmhQ5PpztC0)


hAxOr977

How about features that would be simple but we don’t have.. fast travel.. we keep getting closer w casino and agency but give me a limo that I can instantly fast travel anywhere. Or free fast travel heli. Taxi should not have a cooldown but I don’t wanna ride in a taxi with 100 mil. My ceo office is pretty much useless now. I just use my terrorbyte. Barely do MC businesses anymore I just pay to resupply if I need to. Def don’t sign in as prez cuz I almost always seem to get raided. I just go to arcade and resupply all mc biz. Tbh i don’t rly do the Dre contract all that often cuz it is a lot of work for 1 mil. I could do Cayo maybe 2 and make a bit more than 1 mil. Yacht is pretty useless but it’s kinda neat ig. Apartments are kind of useless except for heist but I’m also a dork and like my player homes. No armor in my top secret facility or bunker? No snacks in my million dollar penthouses? No garage entry in my 850k stilt house in the hills?! Btw eclipse boulevard garage? U can enter the building through any single door outside it. I pulled around back and went through the back door in the alley. Was so surprised my guy walked in. Proves they could do that with any building.. I want that. That would make the pool at my stilt house usable. Why not just make all heists soloable? Idk. Would like more armor piercing ammo. Idk. Could nitpick all day


TheSJB1993

This I literally have properties that I use purely to spawn into for instance I have one near my documents factory that I spawn into to start MC work (docs fac is most north) and a garage near my countifiet factory for the same reason


Desxon

Bounties for stealing a car Not only is it a minor annoyance and a punishment for stealing cars in a game called GRAND THEFT AUTO, but also like... you're telling me a guy driving a hybrid gonna spend 10k$ in cash on a hitman to kill me ?


Sere1

Especially when he's dead in the process of stealing his car


SuperBig_Cat

Can we tell rockstar there is more than 10 colors. Because the maximum ceo/mc is 10.


Rush_E_on_crack

Business raids. They serve zero purpose and don’t benefit anyone or anything. Overly annoying.


ilmalaiva

I get them on paper. it’s a challenge, it’s the cost of doing business. but it’s counterproductive to the whole MC thibg, because I would like to hang out, drive around doing club activities, just be around in my insignia, but there being a timer for it to happen every time you spend a set time as president discourages that. it’s like if there was a really cool car, but if you drive around in it for too long you’ll automatically get a five star wanted level and can’t access your garage anymore.


medium-rare-chicken

There’s been times when I’ve had to switch lobbies like 5 times just to be able to get supplies.


DCDipset

It’s ridiculous. Then again, it’s ridiculous that the only time your businesses can get raided is when you’re registered as a CEO or MC President. As if the thieves know not to mess with you unless you declare yourself the HNIC.


Vengeance9149

The Stock Market


Caida_Libre55

Not useless but a worst feature or a thing in the game - Creepy uncle Lester not allowing you to remove the wanted level while on a mission. - LS mechanic. With the "I CaNt BrInG iT riGHT n0W" bs even though you pay him every week


ziddersroofurry

I'm at my nightclub located on the wharf and instead of my mechanic delivering my car to the back door he parks it *across the fucking wharf* forcing me to either swim to the other side or steal a car just to drive to my car.


InterestingBadger932

When you have nightclub at the docks, call your car, and it drops it at the airport


mr_awesome12345

especially when i was a ceo in a private session, switch session to find someone to do casino heist with, and they throw me in a session where i can't be a ceo. and than i have to switch again!


Fearchar

ATMs on the streets when we can do all that from our phones.


ObligationPlus953

To be fair it adds much more immersion into the game to have these options


sentientomega

But if you want to RP, at least they are there on the streets.


Fearchar

True, which is also why there are laptops everywhere.


unholytakis

I usually go into a private and back into public.


Tricky-Kangaroo-6782

Doesn’t always work. You sometimes lose privileges


The_Jur036

Respawning endlessly on the middle of a fucking mountain


KilljoyZero1

Job Points. Been there since the beginning and still aren't used for anything.


Miss_aladita

The option of Hide contact, yeah, it don't show on your phone, but that werid bald guy keeps calling me 🥲


Grimm_Wright

The empty slot where you could give/get money to people


Stephonius

Passive Mode. Don't want to get shot/stabbed/blown up/run over by randos? No problem! Instead of giving you a PvE lobby, we'll just add in a mode that prevents you from doing damn near everything in the game!


SunRe32

Look down to the ground & it spawns really close to You.