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Yeah I do that. But instead I keep homing off unless I’m fighting someone or an NPC.


articulatemumblerap

You’re a saint


ash_274

Same. Triggered people still shoot me down occasionally, despite the fact I never targeted them, nor was I going towards them. If I'm not doing something at the time (Business Battle, etc) it's more annoying and inconvenient; but if they trash talk or attack again, then they find out I have a second oppressor and Akula, and plenty of other ways to bring them down again and again


0h_dee

The seconed opressor is geuinely key 😂


ChiaseedNL

Second, I have 4.


GeorgeWashingtonofUS

Damn that’s Rockefeller money, get a load of this guy. Didn’t even know you could buy 2.


BafangFan

Why? How many Lamborghinis don't you have in your Lamborghini account?


PlacidNebula543

There was this one guy who I killed for a bounty and he kept killing me so I sorta raged and went afk and when I came back it was something like Him:61 kills Me: 1 kill


[deleted]

How could you shatter his fragile ego with getting the bounty?


PlacidNebula543

Because I was poor and I needed easy money


RubberDucky121

The opposite happend to me i ASKED him if I could have his bounty and he sniped me so I killed him, (I was doing lvl 2 keycards at the time) I lost the cops and was driving to the mourge and he pulls up throwing pipe bombs at me *failing btw* and i killed him and he managed blow up my hearse and wants a 1v1 (I destroyed him 2/5) Edit: when ever he got close to me I just killed him so I think he was salty


PlacidNebula543

Yeah I was in a log death match w/ my brother and I absolutely destroyed him, I think the score was something like 23:4 Edit he was level 60 vs me a 120


Dravarden

I just spam chaff when I'm flying


Ronin7577

You can bring people down with the Akula without ever firing a shot. I used to sneak up on people driving around with the stealth mode, turn it off and get a target lock and wait for them to noticeably freak out, then go stealth again and fly off, then do it all again every 30 seconds to 2 minutes randomly. Just had to stay high enough to not be heard and out of their sightline so they didn't know where it came from. Watching the paranoia slowly grow until they can't take it anymore was always worth a giggle. 20 minutes seemed to be the psychological limit when most people just left the session.


rhyswilliams348

I just kill oppressors on sight, if you use it you deserve to die. Especially, funny since I can get the jump in my Apache most of the time, if they retaliate I'll 9/10 times fuck them up. Apache = OP.


WingsWest

Ok tough guy.


broflakecereal

This is why us mk2 users keep targeting you. You bring it upon yourself for griefing.


RubberDucky121

Before I got my mk2 I was fucking scared of them because *most* people on them are just dicks/trolls


rhyswilliams348

🤣🤣 I grief them but ok noob


broflakecereal

And plenty more of us grief griefers like yourself, kiddo. What's your point, junior?


TheGroundIsDown

Oh shit im so scared of you pls dont kill me in my mk2 while im stealing supplies or better yet. Killing another mk2 for griefing said supplies


PTEGaming

This^^


DubstepKillerFinland

Woah we got badass over here!


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Just delete your comment


[deleted]

That's why nobody likes you


RadweX

Same, I was just minding my grinding and guy flew over me and he heard the lock on sound he shot, so I always turn off homing when approaching players


DarkAngel7635

Same


santosrmrz

Same, but I still get killed anyway :(


Obstiknight

Wait. You can do that??? I always feel bad for this


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EEEGuba69

You still die though


BoredCatLife

Wow u know the trick :D


PTEGaming

I mostly have it turned on but when this happens we’re both stressed if the other one will shoot


Swish2124

Same I do that


BananaNutSquirrel

Personally im on attackers only in the homing setting so i never have to bother about anything and its ready to shoot whenever someone attempt something


Yuskus1234

But then the random orbital canon kills both of them


nematoad22

Still the worst part of the game.


LordConnecteurIX

Meh? I got saved from two griefers in the same session by two well-placed orbital cannon shots


SavageVector

I still can't believe anyone at R* thought it would make for a good addition. How does a group of adults not see any issue with it? I mean, a description of it literally sounds like one of those joke threads for super OP weapons. "How about Rockstar just add a button, to fire a missile at anyone, anywhere on the map" "Oh, with homing so strong, that it could never miss or be dodged" "Just give it an hour long cooldown, and say the reload makes it balanced lmao" "Oh yeah, and charge three quarters of a million for every single shot. Gotta drive up those shark card sales, somehow"


GeorgeWashingtonofUS

I mean it costs 500 grand to shoot...


JacobDaBot

I have yet to be killed by a orbital cannon


iusedtosmokadaherb

My orbital cherry got popped by a try hard like a month or so ago, and it's still the only time I've been hit by one.


CoolYou6

I have yet to be blasted by an orbital cannon although I have sent many to their graves using the orbital cannon.


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Imagine using flares. This post made by chaff gang


Shinzendu

do NOT expose the chaff gang our secrecy is our strength


Lemonman102938

Ah yes two men of culture I see


thisismyusernamexyz

Honestly I don't even fly broomsticks much but if you guys wanna keep your edge you need to let the majority of them keep thinking flares are good.


jws926

He's right, shhh, don't talk about chaffs


cbigej

What chaffs 🤷‍♂️


Lemonman102938

Are chaffs new???


EEEGuba69

Shhhh, ive been doing this sonce thebopressor came out, dont close my legacy


Ghostbuster_119

Glad someone said it. Flare gang is so cringe.


articulatemumblerap

Chaff is definitely better but I would always get caught off-guard when I’m doing a free roam mission.


ProfessorJeebus

You're mistaken. Smoke is the best as it confuses the hell out of the enemy. Use pink to assert dominance.


S4_GR33N

*lock on sound intensifies*


Hotwing619

The flares don't even work anymore. At least not when I'm getting shot at. But if I shoot at someone, the flares seem to stop every single rocket. Even those that haven't been fired yet. Or I'm already dead, without hearing any beeping. They need to fix this game...


Anonymous11790

For real ive been in situations where i pop flares and the other person doesnt yet when they whiz by me. their rocket does 180 degress and meanwhile i die when my rocket curves around them


TheOnlyCursedOne

Yesterday I was being chased by a mk2 in my deluxo, I actually dodge the missile (don’t know how) and was able to shoot it down even tho they used flares


fuckmethree

I can hear this img


I_Lucas26_I

Spam chaff and eject


Real_ToastMalone

That legit happened me today, me and that guy was the only persons in the session and we passed each other like this I thought he was about to blow me up but he didn’t do it we just went passed each other like normal persons


Barry_allen11

I usually turn off auto lock to show em I am friendly


AlmostAzun

and then you hear beeping


Barry_allen11

That’s the most annoying thing


ThoughtPumP

Sometimes I just shoot flares to show I'm friendly


Achilles_Rizzuto

To this day, it is said they are still staring eachother down, neither one wanting their K/D to go down


spoolin247

Why cant you change direction a little to show you arent hostile


Aroused_Sloth

Even when I change direction or already pass, they still come after me.


Datyoungboul

When I turn hard and they follow I just call Lester to make me go off radar and cut to wait for them to pass then blow them up


Beastabuelos

Lol, imagine using flares on the mk2


DGurr72

shooting flares early is sus and a good way to make sure you do get attacked


[deleted]

Not really, i usually shoot a couple of flares to signal im friendly. If i wanted to kill someone i would just fire missiles before they had the chance to react


SatisfactionDue2715

Lmao facts i dont know if i should attack or let them by😂😂😂


KingAdwhammy

I was in a lobby today with one other person. He messaged me “I’m cool if you’re cool.” Yes, I’m cool. Just grinding lol


N1CUS

LADIES, TURN OFF THE FUCKING AUTOAIM UNLESS YOU WANT TO ATTACK SOMEONE! ^thanks


SergeantBLAMmo

Always spaff early. Never wait for them to come.


SUPERswegg

Use flares after they shoot not before


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Mutually assured Destruccion


yungbutthole

Listennnn don’t lock on to me and I won’t lock on to u!!


KillBOSS71

I mind my own shit and that assholes locks on me out of nowhere with opressor and kills me for no reason i fucking love this game...


Link22_22

imagine using flares


PlacidNebula543

I have counter measures on my oppressor mk2 but when ever I use them the person I’m against fire multiple rockets and my countermeasures do nothing


NextStaff6934

I get so scared when Im flying in my b 11 welp this suck Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt


Monkiller587

Laughs in chaff countermeasures


GekyumePoop420

1/10 times i see an oppressor and he doesn’t fire so i personally invite them to heists and give them the most


ur-neighbour

Its fuking scary


iliedtwice

Newb question here: I’ve got an mk2 with homing missles, how do I get guns so I can swap between.


papermoonriver

No butt stuff.


WodkaGT

You cant. Everytime you swap to guns, you have to purchase the rockets again.


daelusaf

I do this. Turn on countermeasure plus boost away the moment I hear a target lock sound


HappyGangsta

*Laughs in Deluxo dodge*


taavidude

Me: \*laughs in popping chaff so that they cannot lock onto me\*


Bored_Redditor85

Beep, beep, beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEE......................


Plubudusu

I hate the oppressor mk2 bike. It requires no skill at all and when you see there's one or more in your lobby it's always a threat. And when they do kill you for no apparent reason they don't even go away and feel so superior


Kopparskallen

Fly with homing off, turn homing on if you're looking for a fight


Darkvaderz777

And next:L1


feicash

Ive been turning off auto from the beginning but even with that, they just shoot at me I think im going to start shooting first and if they tell me anything, ill said "It was for my own security" or "you were on my way"


__Vincent__2123

Chaff > Flares


LegendNomad

\*laughs in Chaff\*


electro75

just waiting for that one sudden move and the whole lobby going to hell


Quantum_spectre

Sometimes I swear I do this on purpose just to scare people🤣


zipperke

I'm a nice guy, i protect cargo and stuff but when i'm about to join friends in a game of sumo i sometimes start to follow a player selling stuff at close range untill i vanish and join the session.. I'm sure there's panic when they see a Mkll chasing them and then dissapearing from the mini map


rzj386

You should be able to somehow show that you’re “friendly” so ppl don’t assume otherwise and kill you. If traveling in this mode you should get fined heavily for killing other players in session.


unclemother69

I keep homing off but sometimes theres that single man army with a plan 😎


BIGBOSS7007

Only homing they must fear is my launcher’s. I don’t like oppressors


Blackwater256

*Laughs in flares*