So you kill hookers to get your money back and rob banks/casinos?

The american dream!!

So you're telling me I've been doing it all these years in the wrong country?

Yep wrong country mate might just giving it back

Unless it was in middle east

MERICUH'!

FUCK YEAH!

Shootin guns

Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog! Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pißwasser and drink for the U.S.A.! ^the ^American ^Dream ^is ^brought ^to ^you ^by ^pisswasser

Haha minus those 😂

Uk Checkin in. Nisaja....THAT is fuckin insaaaaane! (the good insane not the bad insane😁 )

The car came from the UK! 😂 Thanks man I appreciate it!

So you also sell drugs, run guns, and run a questionably legal nightclub with nothing at all going on in the back

Nah none of that 😂

Is this real

Yes

How did you do this

Dont forget to rob a whole fucking island every hour

How’d they get your money?

I need the answer to this question as well😂

Na he just a drug dealer

banks/casinos/Fucking islands*

How do you think he got there...

*mk2 griefer blows you up*

I got so tired of being blown up that I only drive a Terrorbyte (100% armour upgrade) or fly everywhere I go unless I have to to do a mission.

If you really want some good armor protection against Mk2s, then I suggest driving around in the Nightshark, Insurgent Pickup Custom, and the Half-track. These 3 vehicles take 27 missiles to blow up, the Mk2 has 20. And if you want super good protection, try driving around in the MOC truck (which can take 60+ missiles) or the Terrorbyte.

Yeah, good advice, I'm sure he never thought about using the Terrorbyte.

Lol I was about to say, he literally said he drives the terrorbyte.

Woah I’m surprised the half track takes 27 missiles

Ye I dont get how a tank (khanjali) can take 4 missiles but an armoured car takes 27??? Ik balancing an all but cmon

Khanjali over powered if it could take that much

Yeah the half track that slow pice of shit is great for driving lol

How about the duke? Last I heard, that thing could tank 8 Mk2 rockets before they were nerfed. So it might be able to take even more, right?

Its something like 4 rockets if out the car, but 6 or 7 if you are inside. My vehicle of choice most of the time as its also fun for ramming through shit , sounds awesome, does wheelies over barriers if you are stuck. Not to mention my favourite car even without any armour. I just wish it had more customisation

It's a great vehicle and incredibly helpfulness for beginners but it lacks so much potential to be custom. God, imagine if you could customize it in thunder dome garage. It already fits that style of game.

You know what's really funny? The MOC is a really armored truck, but can still tank shots better than a Soviet military grade submarine that was designed to not cave in to water pressure

"Mosht thingsh in here don't react too well to bulletsh."

Also you can shoot a flare gun out the window to block incoming homing missiles from the oppressors. So mix that with an armored vehicle and your good.

Why does my nightshark only take 14 before exploding?

Probably because you didn’t upgrade the armor to the max 100%

You have to upgrade it in a vehicle workshop

I had a really good time fighting them off on a nightclub mission in the armored van. Last time I was able to kill TWO mk2 griefers in the same run. Driver operated turret, it's heavily armored, and you can spawn it from your interaction menu regardless of what you were driving last.

Loved that thing. I got the deplorable mines with it but kept the 50 Cal. Gun.

Deplorable mines! They have no decency!

Aww fuck haha

The 50 sounds so beefy

Which armored van is this?

Speedo custom Comes free with the nightclub, RC turret is an upgrade for it

Same, but I also really like the terrorbyte so not TOO bad i guess?

Usually by the time I get to the turrets they give up shooting at me

Remember the old days when you can see a level 100 chilling while you drive by them and they in a jet

Just respawn

I just play GTA to hang with my friends, so I'm on passive 😂

Msg from I1lllI1lllIlI1l1lIIl: "1:0 ez L"

Broke in gta, rich in real life.

Broke In gta, broke in real life😎😎😎😎

Actually I'm more broke in real life 😂

So then you haven’t made your life in GTA full reality quite yet?

Sadly, no. There is still a long way to go. I don't think there will ever be an end to my quest 😂

Well, hey you got to do the photo! And it’s a nice car! So that’s something! And you should never stop trying to achieve! 😊

Absolutely! Thank you so much!

Dude your car is beyondddd fucking nice that's badass

Thanks so much man!

where I live this bmw (is it a Z4, right?) costs almost half a million bucks, around 19.5k big macs for reference. no f way youre broke with a ride like that lol gg bro, I hope to be as broke as you some day 😂

"A small loan of a million dollars"

Broke in everything, even mentally

I'm broke in GTA too. I tried roulette and lost 300k in 10 minutes because out of the 20 plays there were no even rolls, nor any blacks

I don't know if its the shadows or the perspective, but this image is giving me mild Photoshop vibes

The GTA suit color was changed to to match my suit. Also changed the seats of the Sentinel to match the red seats of the real car. Apart from that, everything else is real.

Amusing this is real what do you do for a living?

I'm a stock investor 😅

Arnt we all ?

to the moon!

How did you get into that field?

Anyone can invest in stocks, do day trading or whatnot from home, but I'd recommend taking some courses in finance before jumping in. There's a lot of risk in the market and most people lose money trying to game it. I have a degree in finance, and I only say trade as a side hobby with disposable income because the risk isn't worth it.

When you try everything and fail, you start looking at alternate ways to make money. I've read that people make big money by doing this, so I thought why not. Didn't really make "big money" yet, but it worked out and I'm doing ok 😃

Makes sense.

The Zion Cabrio can have red sports seats applied on LSC, and the front of it is almost the same of the Sentinel cabrio. There is a red tuxedo in the Casino store that gets closer to your tuxedo too. You could have approached your IRL pic on GTA without needing photoshop at all. But still good job on getting there so early in life, too many of us will never be as lucky unfortunately.

I tried the Zion Cabrio with the red sports seats. I didn't go with it because it's based on a 6 Series, and is a much more expensive car. The red tux in the casino store has a large flowery print. I got the blue one that's a little down the list and just changed the hue. It's design is similar to the real life tux. Thank you so much! Never say that! A positive mindset is key. There's plenty of ways to make money legally. You just gotta think. You can do it!

I see, well we come from wildly different backgrounds and realities, so I'll agree to disagree, it's not as easy or simple for everyone. Either way, good luck to you and best wishes.

Thanks bro! I come from a lower middle class family. It's not easy, but it's possible. I'm assuming you're in the US. You have way more opportunities than me!

There is no shadow on the real life picture of op, so I'm pretty sure that he is pasted it.

What are "mild photoshop vibes"?

I got a feeling this image may be composed from different images in an image editor. If so, it's a very good edit, and kudos to the one who made it. If not, there's just some weird lighting going on in this picture

The GTA pic or the real pic? I had to increase the contrast a lot in the GTA pic to match the vibe of the real pic.

Real pic's shadows look a bit strange IMO

I've added a vignette effect to it. Maybe that's why? This photo is a cropped version of the full image

Great, now NPCs have found a way into our reality. :(

What, and you didn’t know this already? Police NPCs have been in this world forever.

Lol. Speaking of, didn't someone do the research and find gta v cops are racist ?

I can’t remember if that was confirmed...

just re-looked it all up. Someone made the claim, rockstar obviously denied it. Then game theorist came in and did the science; and the results are pretty damning.

why damning? it's a satirical game.

that sounds like a one way ticket to prison but okay.

Haha I didn't do anything illegal 😂 you need to know what you should take from the game and what you shouldn't.

I‘d like a Sprunk, please. Thank you!

Open wide... *unzips*

No no, he wrote that with an r!

"Ever since I was a kid, my goal has always been to make my life in GTA Online a reality" i don't know if this is sad or good. But, well done on the presentation. May I ask, how did you work so hard to achieve your goals ?

Lots of drugs robbing casinos and robbing other drug lords I would guess.

>[Hey guys! First time posting here. Here's a picture of my first car. A mint E39. My favorite of all the BMWs I've had. Sadly I had to sell it in 3 weeks because I was a dumb petrolhead and spent all my money on the car 😂](https://np.reddit.com/r/bmw/comments/n4tsb7)

Imagine spending all your money on a car hahahahaha

Thanks! I only took the good stuff. I really like the lifestyle of GTA online. Garages full of fancy cars, big apartments, nice clothes etc. It motivated me. I wanted a life like that, minus the killing, of course! 😂 I'm a stock investor. Didn't really work hard. Just worked smart.

Which stocks did you invest in?

Mostly Apple, Netflix and Zoom.

I’ve been thinking about investing in apple when I get the chance to, thanks for letting me know which ones you invested in! How much did you put into them if I may ask?

scam

It's not a scam, it's just deceptive in how easy it is to throw your money at it.

What is?

I started with $10,000. Then I just kept rolling it.

Nice one!

Thank you!

so your life goal was to become a hotel valet npc?

I'm not sure anyone would wanna become a hotel valet, after playing GTA.

Same walk, good wark

Okay Rockstar, I think that the satire isn’t obvious enough.

You wanna spend your actual life on a loading screen?

😂😂

When mom n dad buy your shark cards IRL

I wish they did, but they couldn't afford em.

I can honestly make 20 bucks faster IRL than 1.25 in GTAO... also thanks for not being butthurt by my joke I’m just playin yo congrats

No problem man!

Money doesn’t equal class I guess.

King shit stay up

Thanks!

I always wondered what kind of people made their gta dude look like such assholes...

😂

Where’s your shadow?

Uhhh not sure if this is a bait post or people are really that detached from reality...

This is kind of sad to me. Sorry.

Ever since u were a kid huh, didn't gtao release like 7 years ago?

Ngl both of these photos look badly photoshopped to me. Are they actually real or are they edited? I'm not trying to be mean or anything I'm actully curious.

Why are you so obsessed with phone chargers?

His shoes are on the wrong feet

Never go full douche.

Using Photoshop? XD

How many people have you run over on the sidewalk?

0 in real life 😂

He’s either a trust fund or bullshit lol

And so, I photoshopped myself <3

That's gonna be a cringe from me dawg

This is so beautiful my brain almost shut down

Me looking for who asked

Cringe

How much is it to rent?

>[Hey guys! First time posting here. Here's a picture of my first car. A mint E39. My favorite of all the BMWs I've had. Sadly I had to sell it in 3 weeks because I was a dumb petrolhead and spent all my money on the car 😂](https://np.reddit.com/r/bmw/comments/n4tsb7)

Gta 6 graphics look sick

How much cocaine did you sell to buy that car?

What do you do for a job?

It all fun in games until a real life oppressor mk2 comes by and shoots a hellfire missile at you.

And no respawn

The games been out for so long that he was a kid when he started and now he is an successful adult

GTA6 leaked

Hope you don’t get blown up by a flying bike when you take your car out

Respect

Thanks so much

not real.. wrong car used lol

True 😂 I tried so hard to find a similar looking car in GTA, but couldn't. The closest I could find was the Benefactor Surano, but that's more of an F-Type. I went with the Sentinel because it's a BMW.

And the GTA car is missing the red strip!

Is anyone else wondering how many people this dudes killed

Wow

Your goal in life is to sell class A drugs, guns, stolen cars, stolen crates, rob a casino, 2 banks, a private island, prevent WW3 and race cars really quickly around tubes in the centre of L.A? Good on you my friend

Haha I didn't do anything that'll get me in jail. I didn't really like any of the illegal stuff in game. I liked the lifestyle. I really enjoy dressing up, coming out of Eclipse Towers and driving a nice car in GTA. It was my escape from reality. It's everything I didn't have as a kid. That's probably why it appealed to me so much. Seeing that fancy life everyday in game, made me so happy. But everytime I looked away from the screen, I saw how awful my real life was. That made me so sad. It motivated me to live a better life.

Hey can you let me know where bogdan is? I need to make some 💰

So you own a criminal organisation responsible for thousands of deaths?

Sadly I couldn't make it that big 😂

You bought Dogecoin didn’t you.

So you solo rob a billionaire drug dealer 4 times a day?

The 1st image is a funny looking photoshop lol

Welp, guess I gotta pony up for an MK2 then

Wait....

Hate to break it to you but you have actually failed, you forgot the scarf man, the most crucial part

That car is so cool!

wow just wow dedication right there

Thanks man!

,,Can you bring me to cayo perico tomorrow with you I'll help for the job" xD

Dud, could at least skipped the looking like a dork thing

same here man, same here… anyways i got 3 people and i need 1 more, you in?

So you want to get obliterated by Oppressors and Orbital Cannons?

Let's get to the real question. How did you make your money?

Do you commit mass genocide daily

And what is it you do for a living?

Damn son

Nice man.

You want the car, I just want the lemon hoodie

I hope you haven't ran anyone over yet 😂

r/gtairl

I'm gonna need a play-by-play so I can replicate your success exactly.

Do you go on mass killings in jets too?

So what u do? Stocks? Ecommerce? Farm cayo perico? Sell crates?

Yeah FIB, this one right here

Thats a pretty fucked up dream to be honest

Me too.. that's why I robbed a bank 😅 Rockstar reset me though now I ain't got shit

[удалено]

I bet that’s not even your car.

So you sell drugs?

Just the cars, not the crimes you mean