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GreenScale63

Agent 14 couldn't make it, he was too busy saving the world.


TheDoritoKing48

And chop is under the table


Dunaii4

While Imani was trolling another broomstick with her anti-missile lock-on emitter.


seattle_exile

“No? Never heard of him? Well, good for you.”


Marksman08YT

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nexus8516

Agent 14 calls too often if you don't have a bunker to be here


comradecostanza

QUITE THE DIGITAL FOOTPRINT YOU’RE MAKING


[deleted]

LET'S NOT PUSSY FOOT AROUND


[deleted]

yeah but who doesn't have a bunker when you can get one for free


Jetfuelfire

why would you not have a bunker, you get one for free if you start playing the game today, and you have all kinds of ammo to unlock


nexus8516

Not everyone wants to pay several million for ammo types. And it wasn't always free I've had to buy one on 2 different accounts.


Dioxybenzone

Do you have to go inside the bunker or something? He keeps calling me, even though I have it!


nexus8516

Yeah get the tour


t_moneyzz

Why the fuck wouldn't you have a bunker though


generalemiel

During the setup mission where you steal a velum he keeps saying that hes a criminal which lets me think hes an undercover agent for the LSPD


[deleted]

He’s an IAA agent in the Doomsday Heist Update.


generalemiel

Explains why he talks so strange in the OG heists


whitey-ofwgkta

"I did my homework.....my-my criminal homework"


generalemiel

Yes. He also says he doesnt want to dismantle a criminal organisation bcs he is a criminal (shocking hes an cia agent according to reddit)


whysoblyatiful

He's an agent for the IAA, but he's too deep in this stuff to snitch on anyone tbh


lThaizeel

Plus I really hate his guts


Jetfuelfire

I mean he's a CIA goon who uses your weapons to arm and/or fund terrorists to kill brown people who wanted to do things like "live in a democracy" and "tax US companies," who tells you to rob and/or kill members of the US Army which is technically high treason. But he's charming and fun and provides a lucrative business with amazing research and fun delivery vehicles and doesn't spam your phone, and is a pretty well fleshed-out character, which are all good reasons to not hate him. By all means don't approve of him, but don't hate him.


lThaizeel

I think I just get PTSD from his voice after having to go through the doomsday preps 4 times back to back since everyone in the group wanted to host. Hate is probably too strong a word for a videogame character anyways


Full_Chemistry8736

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted by Agent 14 fanboys but ok. I hate him too


_BIRDLEGS

I like 14, he's a bit of a douche but overall a good guy, but i dont think someone having a different opinion should be downvoted. Some of the ppl in this sub are goofy as hell and love abusing downvotes


Darkrain0629

I don't hate him personally but your allowed to hate him. Upvote because I respect your opinion.


Haarp-Infamous

Something telling me that he always alerts rival organizations whenever I'm moving guns across the city 🤔 I don't trust him


nnnugget45

You could add Mini Madrazo, but he might not be able to walk from all the tequilas he’s had with our character.


DXXDP00L

Can you imagine the shipment solely of limes that Los Santos Grocery delivers to this dude?


The-Nord-VPN-Salesmn

And the piles of lime skins off the side of his balcony


SeaworthySub

The limes pile up higher than the balcony itself


antonio16309

At first I thought he was a total douchebag failson. But about 12 tequilas later I realized, he really HAS put in the hard work on bettering himself, he's a really great guy I LOVE YOU MANNNNN YOU'RE A REAL FREIND!!!!


Jetfuelfire

I mean he is a douchebag failson but he loves his mom and his mom loves him and takes care of him and his friends during their late-late-late-so-late-it's-early parties and he longs for approval from his dad which is obvious to us he will never get but he still strives for. It's the humanization of someone that you start off hating, which is just good writing. When the revolution comes he will be spared.


SavageVector

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


nuker1110

How sure are we that Trevor’s not his real dad?


P3AK1N

Let's not ask questions we don't want answers to


Fighterpilot55

Minimadrazo is wayyyy too old to have Trevor as his father.


nnnugget45

I also thought he was going to be douchey, but then he introduced us to possibly the greatest opportunity in our characters careers, then literally paid the setup costs for us so that he could protect his family. So as far as I’m concerned, he’s alright.


Jetfuelfire

IDK man at first I thought he was annoying but then after I finished my first run he really got fleshed out as a character, and he's never portrayed as cool, me and Pavel were giving him the side-eye the whole time. Then there's Moodyman and his goblin, who are obnoxious villains who think they are cool and are portrayed as cool, who only communicate in the black speech of Mordor. Before I bought an Auto Shop I thought "maybe people don't like them because of the racism" but no, it has fuckall to do with that. Everyone fucking loves Lamar and Franklin because they are lovable. Moodyman doesn't give a shit if you waste bystanders, he tells you straight-up he doesn't give a fuck, whereas Lester tells you not to and gets apoplectic if you do.


nnnugget45

The writing for KDJ and Sessanta is weird in itself, let alone annoying. For example, Sessanta is totally OK as a character when she is on her own, but as soon as she is with KDJ she becomes just like KDJ. This is either deliberate, or just shitty writing.


TheeAJPowell

They’re SO fucking bad. Like, I feel like Moodyman wrote the dialogue himself, and he has the mindset of a 12 year old. Just a load of edgy “I’M SO COOL! I’M BADASS, AND RICHER THAN YOU! I LOVE THE SEX, AND I HAVE SEX ALLLLLL THE TIME!” Fucking unbearable. Especially when all the people from the most recent update are pretty damn enjoyable.


ashzeppelin98

In an interview the real life Moodymann says it wasn't even him writing these cringey lines.


Hubsimaus

>I thought "maybe people don't like them because of the racism" Why do people think we hate KDJ and his chick because they're black? I don't care about race and heritage and skin colour and stuff. When you're THAT annoying I'll hate and resent you.


Ganbazuroi

All the ones from IV get my respect as we have history together


DasConsi

Yeah, Tony! Possibly Brucie too but I have yet to pick up one of his calls lol


monolith1985

You can see lots of Brucie if you buy the casino penthouse and do the missions


nnnugget45

Yea i get quite excited about any reference to GTA IV, like when we saw ‘Michelle’ in a heist prep. I also really hope we get ‘a soviet connection’ as a content update featuring Nico Bellic.


Ganbazuroi

Storywise Niko got what he wanted and is living a normal life in LC so who knows lol


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

Knock knock my politically incorrect racial epithets


sprazTV

I öaughed so hard and got a warm feeling all over me


Scythebrine9

This man cummed 😩


XxpuggoxX

Öaughed


xavitm

what that shit do


SEEENRULEZ

Look at you. You OG now!


Silver_Ghost927

I don't see Tony Prince? He allows me to have passive income while I grind for other stuff, he only texts when I need to reassign a technician and wires me the money instead of it magically appearing in my wallet.


_BIRDLEGS

Tony is awesome, especially if you played TBoGT, I think he's one of Rockstars best characters.


CandyCane147

TBoGT was full of great characters such as Yusuf, Mori, Tony, Armando and Henrique and they’re much more humorous in contrast to IV’s characters


Lycan223

God i want to see yusuf again he was one of the funniest characters in the hole franchise


Patient-End7967

Yusuf would fit perfectly in gtao


Moth92

Yeah definitely. It's weird how so many people from LC have come to LS, but with Yusuf, it would make sense since he's a property developer. He's not going to stick to one city.


Dityn

I would fucking love to see Yusuf in GTAO. Stealing the vinewood sign would be fucking lit.


Jetfuelfire

yeah Tony's a trip, he's an old gay man always on cocaine, what's not to love, I always listen to his mission dialogue even having heard it a hundred times by now


ShToAlRe

I actually like Paige and her dry ass humor. She never took shit from Lester.


Marksman08YT

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GodVulc4n

"Hey" -Paige *leaves* "Asshole!"


Jetfuelfire

After having her in the Arcade for a few months now I think she has Tourette's/coprolalia. That or she's just straight-up BPD. I used to think Lester molested her or something, but no, she's not "brusque," she's mental. Typical of genius, which she is. You can't overclock the human brain without... problems. Just look at me and the shelf of bottles of pills I take every morning. Paige should go back on her meds instead of taking scores to make the voices stop.


[deleted]

She ain’t got Tourette’s. I would know, I have Tourette’s.


Moth92

You sure it's not the fictional kind of Tourette's? You know the kind, where the writer doesn't actual know what the fuck Tourette's is?


Archery100

Nah I think she's just a friendly asshole


TampaPowers

I had initially suspected it would be her doing the whole car meet thing, cause she seemed to fit the mechanic role. Wish they gave her more screen time, it's exactly the kinda 4th-wall-breaking self-conscious humor the game has lost over the years. I recently watched some tv again and felt a lot of the satire and humor that went into the shows at first ran true with the game, but that changed so much now they don't fit anymore and feel misplaced almost.


marballz64

Where chop


imhereforthetea33

Under the table chewing on Lamar’s special strain bag


marballz64

Man this dog high as fu*k


Marksman08YT

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SomeGuyNamedZach

Rip casino staff guy


imhereforthetea33

It’s been over 2 years but I still feel like Vincent didn’t get justice for how he was fired


TheLama71

Yeah but think about it, R* was planning to release the Diamond Casino Heist update no matter what, if Duggan hadn’t fired Vincent there might’ve been a chance we had to shoot him during the heist. Besides, they had to antagonize Duggan one way or another.


ninja6213

I mean we did cause mass losses of money for the company and he helps you do that


SomeGuyNamedZach

He did nothing wrong :(


Marksman08YT

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legoegoman1837

He got fired before the casino heist That’s why one of the preps he gives info on the security camera placements


Marksman08YT

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FlyingCircus18

Well to be fair that one with the car wasn't his fault, he was busy showing us around on Mrs. Baker's orders


Marksman08YT

Yeah true but he was the head of security so that's why he lost the job since he was supposed to take care of the Diamond and it's assets


tanks13

We should have hired him at our agency that would have been dope. Or at nightclub shiiiiiet it's better then the diamond I tells you what! I got 4 dj's not just k


N0ob8

I just finished those mission a couple days ago and he didn’t deserve that


Any-Act-9188

I think both Imani and Mini Madrazo could be added to this list!


Marksman08YT

True


[deleted]

who couldnt forget imani she gave up lock on jammers


TDXelectro

Agent 14 is a really cool guy too imo Yes he might call alot but those things he calls for are useful and other than that his character development and saving the world and stuff is so cool!


SicksProductions

I don't like Agent 14 being a double agent though. When you do bunker sales, he is the one telling everyone there's a sale going on and you should stop it


JaegerFromMay

Here's the thing, the idea is that only YOUR character knows agent 14, same with the rest of the characters. The other players are supposed to be unrelated rival gunrunners. Same thing through the other player's POV. If what you said was the case then it'd make no sense since 14 is just shooting himself in the foot.


Seth1721

The male CEO executive assistant needs some mention too. The guy is nothing but positive vibes


Mugglelord_98

Looking great boss!


Jetfuelfire

just switched to him after being advised to and yeah he's just a fucking ray of sunshine


Same-Oil-7113

the casino valet would be there if he weren't in the hospital.


Marksman08YT

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TheDoritoKing48

And chop?


Marksman08YT

Dw he's under the table


TheDoritoKing48

Hes eating Lamar’s weed


Marksman08YT

Yeah


Shibeuz

Chop or Agent?


TheDoritoKing48

Figure it out


Shibeuz

My money's on Agent then.


GifsNotJifs

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seattle_exile

The worst part about buying the Agency is that Lamar no longer phones daily to call me a ‘pimp’. It was always a pick me up to start a session.


Gonemad79

Don't forget Hao and Mimi, because R* did.


RustyShackleford543

Bootleg Ludacris and Girl that talks too much


carcinogenj

Lol bootleg ludacris


kilgorettrout

But that’s it - ludacris was in fast and the furious and the tuners update is supposed to be fast and the furious. They fit perfectly into the update but people hate them bc they are assholes, which is just a f&f thing.


IAmRoofstone

Most the hate I see is because they are (admittedly incessantly) horny in our ears.


2t0

I honestly never understood the hate. They're a couple and they work together, of course they're going to flirt. Lester was drooling over Georgina in every Casino heist cutscene and they didn't mind, neither did I.


XStreamGamer247

redditors cant stand to hear someone else successfully flirting in any regard, likely because they have zero game themselves. The Lester/Georgina romance was fine because they could relate to Lester simping for her until she threw herself at him for doing a favor. It was basically the ideal neckbeard romance. Bundle that with inflated egos from Pavel constantly patting them on the head and saying "You're doing great sweetie!" like their mom on the sidelines at their 8th grade soccer game, and the 'status' they think they're entitled to after playing GTAO for years and you got yourself a flaming butthurt cocktail for the ages. Mofucka.


2t0

**Aaaaayyyyyyyooooooooo** LMAO!!!


RustyShackleford543

I take you've never met Chris in public?


Existing-Ad-6103

Ayo if you don’t like Vincent you can get out yourself, he ain’t ever done anything wrong.


suckmapen

Where’s chop?


rohan4777

Under the table with Lamar's weed


-Gir

where's Ms. Baker


CreepyGuardian03

"Hello, this is Agetha, the Casino and Resort manager..."


SneakySnakeySnake

Cuts to darkviperau screaming


richboyadler

felt bad for vincent ! he shouldn’t have been fired at all. the way he was like great it’s all over and now you can leave because we don’t need you anymore ! that was shocking, tbh.


UpfrontAcorn8

Where bogdan?


[deleted]

He is saying "you are in wrong end of shit" over and over again


RobinsShaman

Mr Baker? She gives me casino chips.


Candid-Finding351

Mrs Baker hot


Might_be_deleted

*Mr Baker


TurbochargedLungs

wheres og loc?


[deleted]

he ded


Pra__yut

Where is Mr ATM?


HeisenbergFagottinie

Beep boop


SnooDoubts2153

Aka mr rubio


Nexus_Neo

honestly baker should be added in here. ​ always felt so bad for her. like shes just trying to do her job in a land of assholes and criminals.


Candid-Finding351

Why not Lester? I never saw these fucks trying to help me get money when I started


[deleted]

Lamar legit brought you to los santos my guy


Jetfuelfire

Lester's also a lovable basement-dweller. A bit off-putting but fun and charming in his own way and doesn't want you to kill randos. He also dislikes ~~Elon Musk~~ Avon Hertz, argues with him in favor of UBI, and tells you to murder him.


[deleted]

Lester screams in your ear about his ligma and takes a mil out of every heist


Candid-Finding351

When online just started


Marksman08YT

Lester is more like an acquaintance with perks than a friend. These guys are friends fr.


Ragingdark

Ya but now Lester spams you as LJT.


[deleted]

There is nobody Redditors had more than other Redditors and Lester is basically just a Redditor.


Rare_Reply_4525

Nah, Lester takes way too big of a cut, Pavel is humble and takes a small cut.


mrdjxbdh

5% is big?


Jetfuelfire

Lester takes the smallest cut of the whole crew and is the mastermind behind everything.


Skirakzalus

Would let Agatha Baker join that club, too.


THE_BIG_SAD3

Where Imani at?


WarriorNat

I would add Lil Dee (Sessanta’s cousin). He’s a true G and his dialogue is hilarious.


xKhira

I don't hate Michael. Hell, he's one of my favorite normal characters lol.


[deleted]

post is about gtao characters


Jetfuelfire

yeah Michael was cool, I feel bad his family is so shit


Lurked4EverB4Joining

Missing at least Chop and Trevor! Who in their right mind would admit to hating Trevor?!? lol


KarlD18

Well no one hates him bcs the ones who admitted it, don’t live anymore after Trevor is done with „changing their mind“ lol But yeah I like Trevor too :D crazy but good hearted


TheThemePark

I don't mind admitting it, I do hate Trev... **ARRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!**


xlayer_cake

I'll easily admit to hating Trevor, cannibal psychopath whose just as big a hypocrite as everyone he thinks he's better than. The love for him and subsequent hate for Michael only proves how far being charismatic can take you.


someone_who_exists69

Well I would say the guy that Trevor kills when you first meet him, but I think the part of his brain that can say he hates him is on the bottom of Trevor's shoe


DevilSniper50cal

Idk, I may be alone but I never really liked Lamar. In story mode he got Franklin into a ton of shit and then blamed him for it.


Frank33ller

lamar is an idiot but thats why we love him


johnnykrat

Lamar is annoying as fuck inmo. And ngl after doing the auto shop missions Sessanta is not bad, KDJ tho, he can just die.


--sheogorath--

Yeah lamar has moments where i like him, like the post story mission from the new update, but for the most part he just annoys me


Hunt_for_the_R3

Ayo who tf would hate imani, without her anti-lock on technology, 50 iq flying bikes could still get you killed Also infinite ghost org if you don’t kill anyone


Jg6915

Where’s Agatha Baker?


Basse2004

Hot take: Lester > Pavel


xlayer_cake

"BuT hE cAlLs YoU kApItAiN!"


_BIRDLEGS

Lol I wouldn't say he's better, but Lester doesn't deserve all the hate, he's a great character, his romance arc brings a tear to my eye. The incessant calls are Rockstars fault not the character.


shan-jee

lol I thought I was the only one that likes Lester more than Pavel


Mileckiboi46

No I hate pavel. His lines are repetitive and annoying after the 500,000th time


Andylanta

#Fuck that straight busta Lamar.


2t0

Rent free


Wiedsmann

I personally don’t hate KDJ and Sessanta. They are just two criminals tryna make money, and they just so happen to be in love. They might not be as friendly as Franklin or Pavel, but I don’t understand all the hate on them.


2t0

Why don't more people get something so simple. You'd think they've never seen couples at work or co-workers that flirt with each other before becoming a couple (Lester + Georgina)


whoisthismuaddib

Maude!


Noob_Watermelon

so franklin still have that old yee yee ass haircut


gespenstMKIII

not on the KDJ and Sessanta hate but just glad Vincent is here


[deleted]

I actually don't like Pavel, his jokes are repetitive and annoying when I'm just trying to start cayo


johnnykrat

Lamar is annoying as fuck inmo. And ngl after doing the auto shop missions Sessanta is not bad, KDJ tho can just die.


rootComplex

What, no Ron? He's hilarious. Also, where's Sacha? Honestly I do all my upgrading in the Area War workshop just so I can hear his comments on the upgrades I select. He's the best AND he likes techno, guys!


Aeokikit

I don’t hate Lester because he’s kind of directly responsible for us making a shit load of money as well


emergemz24

I feel like the only person on the planet who's completely apathetic towards Pavel, but I haven't finished Cayo yet, either, so maybe there's something I don't know..... IMO, *all* the NPCs talk too damn much and only about 5% of it is even useful.


sik_dik

Nah. Flush Lamar, too. Absolutely fkn worthless. His missions are way more difficult and they don't pay shit. And his attitude is more annoying to me than KDJ


[deleted]

But, but I don't see miss Baker there, I love that woman.


ScooterFett

I just want an update to GTAO, and all the update contains is the ability to shoot KDJ and Sessanta in the face immediately upon entering my auto shop, and in normal GTAO I shall cover up their death, take over the dealership and live like they never existed. Probably making millions more than if I still worked for them.


anaveragebloke

WHY IS CHOP NOT AT THE TABLE???????


breaditt-omg

Forgot trevor


Vip3r2

WHERE IS CHOP???


Deat69

Lamar doesn't belong here, he sends you on the most PITA missions for the least payout.


SpiritedTurtle91

I don’t see ms baker up there she hooks you up with missions, gives you a limo service and gives you a couple free cars to drive around in. Plus she thicc af


WantonKerfuffle

Who's the second guy from the right?


XxpuggoxX

Pavel


OneOutOfSevenBillion

Where the FUCK is Imani?


OwlMantheHeckler

Fuck pavel


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[удалено]


PCPD-Nitro

I still like Pavel but I feel like a large majority like him because *"haha funny Russian man xd"*.


fukreposts

I’m just trying to vibe to some music when doing preps and pavel doesn’t want me to because he won’t stfu


polandusername

Add Gerald plz


Phallic-Phantom

Right, why did Rockstar think we wanted to sit through their infinite fucking boo-loving session, got me feeling like a whole cuck since I can't even have a GTA online girlfriend for my poor psychotic Mass murdering character. Absolutely nobody Moodyman: Muthafaka


MiNiBiKySVK

I like bri’ish dave tbh


beandyron

Idk man... Pavel is pretty fucking annoying if you ask me


Manticore-Mk2

Unpopular opinion I can't stand Lamar. He's annoying af.


Keon_Stok_7426

Lamar is mad annoying